1 00:02:25,592 --> 00:02:27,594 [Engine Roaring] 2 00:02:32,515 --> 00:02:35,476 **[Car Radio: Reggae] 3 00:02:46,861 --> 00:02:49,614 - [Phone Line Rings] - [Man] Hello? 4 00:02:49,697 --> 00:02:51,824 It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. 5 00:02:51,908 --> 00:02:54,577 - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. 6 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:57,579 Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a.m. in L.A. Can I go back to sleep? 7 00:02:57,663 --> 00:03:01,667 I was up all night on the red-eye, and it wasn't first class like you promised. 8 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:06,129 - Give me credit for the car. Nice ride, huh? - Yeah, whatever. 9 00:03:06,212 --> 00:03:10,133 By the way, these directions suck. This project sucks. 10 00:03:10,216 --> 00:03:13,594 - K., it's a great opportunity. - It's a reality show pilot. 11 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:16,972 You sang your way to the top seven the last time you were on TV. 12 00:03:17,056 --> 00:03:20,058 Now you're the star. You're Kimberly fucking-Caldwell. 13 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:22,185 You're the only celebrity they've got. 14 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,563 If I'm such a celebrity, Tommy, get me a movie. 15 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:29,859 "Kimster," your Q score's gonna go way up, and you'll have a chance to win 90 grand. 16 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:33,362 - I thought it was a hundred. - Well, I get 10%, remember? 17 00:03:35,447 --> 00:03:37,408 Wait. There's a turnoff. 18 00:03:37,491 --> 00:03:42,871 - ** [Ends] - [Radio Clicks Off] 19 00:03:42,954 --> 00:03:45,999 [Tommy] Look, I've got power yoga in, like, two hours. 20 00:03:46,082 --> 00:03:49,294 - Did you find it yet? - I don't know. There's some old paper mill here. 21 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:52,129 - But there's nothin' about it on the map. - Yeah. That's gotta be it. 22 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:56,175 Look, "Kimbo," you can't afford to make a wrong turn here. You really don't have the time. 23 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:14,358 - Why am I here? - [Cell Line Cutting Out] 'Cause this business is tough. 24 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,735 - You're breaking up. - Of all my clients, you're the one... 25 00:04:16,819 --> 00:04:20,280 - Hello? Hello? - with the- factor here- [Line Drops, Beeping] 26 00:04:20,364 --> 00:04:24,326 Fuck! [Screams, Gasps] 27 00:04:24,409 --> 00:04:26,619 - [Tires Screeching] - [Grunts] 28 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,999 [Engine Idling, Stops] 29 00:04:41,675 --> 00:04:44,552 [Gasping] 30 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:48,473 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 31 00:04:56,605 --> 00:04:58,816 Don't be dead. Don't be dead. 32 00:05:00,192 --> 00:05:03,570 [Breathing Deeply] 33 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:06,823 [Door Opens, Closes] 34 00:05:10,118 --> 00:05:12,119 Oh! [Gasps] 35 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:22,754 Help! Help! 36 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:27,592 - [Cell Phone Beeping] - Shit! 37 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,677 Anybody! 38 00:05:34,056 --> 00:05:37,935 - [Groaning] - Don't worry. I'm gonna get you help, okay? 39 00:05:39,645 --> 00:05:43,565 - [Coughing] - No! No, please! Please! No, don't die! 40 00:05:43,607 --> 00:05:46,568 Come on! Breathe! Breathe! 41 00:05:46,651 --> 00:05:48,695 - [Moaning, Gagging] - [Gurgling] 42 00:05:57,536 --> 00:06:00,122 I'm here. I'm here. 43 00:06:00,205 --> 00:06:02,958 - [Screaming] - [Masticating] 44 00:06:13,009 --> 00:06:16,136 [Screaming] 45 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:28,523 [Whimpering, Sobbing] 46 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:32,985 [Bones Snapping] 47 00:06:33,069 --> 00:06:36,488 [Whimpering, Crying] 48 00:06:47,832 --> 00:06:50,543 [Drooling, Chortling] 49 00:07:24,783 --> 00:07:26,534 - [Beep] - [Thunderclap] 50 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,995 [Male Announcer] It's the end of the world- 51 00:07:29,037 --> 00:07:34,125 society in chaos, governments no longer in control. 52 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:39,630 The world has been devastated by a catastrophic disaster, but you're still alive. 53 00:07:41,965 --> 00:07:45,218 Overnight, you've been thrust back into the Stone Age. 54 00:07:45,302 --> 00:07:48,096 Modern conveniences are a thing of the past. 55 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:50,223 Would you have the guts to survive? 56 00:07:50,306 --> 00:07:53,184 I am retired Marine Colonel Dale Murphy. 57 00:07:53,225 --> 00:07:55,269 Welcome to The Apocalypse. 58 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:58,355 Over the next five days, these six contestants... 59 00:07:58,439 --> 00:08:00,899 will be put to the ultimate test. 60 00:08:00,983 --> 00:08:03,068 I'm gonna be the ultimate survivor... 61 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:07,155 because on my last show I learned more than anything what it takes to win. 62 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:09,449 [Man] So what's the tattoo? 63 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:13,703 It's the "infinity" sign, because I wanna be remembered forever. 64 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:16,872 My friends call me "Jonesy"... 65 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:19,291 but "Fearless" is my middle name. 66 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,546 - Ow! That sucked, dude. - [Video Roll Beeps] 67 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,424 I told you to shave that ride. Can we do that again? 68 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,551 Hi. I'm Elena. 69 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:34,055 I'm like a fox - sexy, sleek... 70 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,557 and I always get what I want. 71 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,892 Nina. I'm a survivor... 72 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:43,730 because I know there's only one person I can count on - myself. 73 00:08:43,813 --> 00:08:47,025 I'm Jake. Three surgeries on my rotator cuff... 74 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:49,569 destroyed my shot at a pro football career- 75 00:08:49,652 --> 00:08:51,696 but not my drive to win. 76 00:08:53,572 --> 00:08:57,201 Amber. One tour of duty in Iraq. They call me "La Conquistadora. '" 77 00:08:58,327 --> 00:09:01,413 Enough said. Semperfi. 78 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:05,083 These six contestants have been thrown together in a devastated wasteland... 79 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:09,087 with only the clothes on their backs... and the will to survive. 80 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:13,799 Rain or shine, in five days, only one will remain. 81 00:09:13,883 --> 00:09:17,261 - Welcome to The Apocalypse. - [Shell Incoming] 82 00:09:24,851 --> 00:09:27,437 - [Switch Clicks] - Well, what do you think, man? 83 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,523 We spent all last night cutting it. 84 00:09:30,606 --> 00:09:34,443 - Brando, eat your heart out. - You're the real deal, Dale. 85 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:36,528 - That's why the network loves you. - [Door Opens] 86 00:09:36,612 --> 00:09:39,198 - It rocks, M. - Damn straight. 87 00:09:39,281 --> 00:09:41,575 - [Door Closes] - We're goin' to series for sure. 88 00:09:43,118 --> 00:09:46,121 [Beeping] 89 00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:49,332 Ah! Today's a good day to die. Where's my producer? 90 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,918 - It's brilliant, Michael. Really. - Thank you. 91 00:09:55,504 --> 00:09:59,049 I still don't see what makes this show any different from that other survivor show. 92 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,343 I don't watch television. 93 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:04,804 It's supposed to take place at the end of the world. That's what makes it different. 94 00:10:04,888 --> 00:10:07,390 You're not on some summer resort trying to make alliances. 95 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,226 You're trying to be the last man standing after the apocalypse. 96 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:14,063 - It's killer- Middle America family entertainment, mate. - Booyah. 97 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,649 - That's damn right. - I'm so there, dude. 98 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:20,652 - No. - I plan on being the last woman standing. 99 00:10:20,694 --> 00:10:24,072 [Scoffs] Chill, "Ramba." The prize money's gonna be mine. 100 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:26,241 Oh, you two girls could mud wrestle for it. 101 00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:28,576 - Be ratings gold. - Ew. 102 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,995 - You're stupid, man. - I am tappin' that. 103 00:10:31,037 --> 00:10:34,999 Hey, it's the parrot heads. Nice shirts, boys. 104 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,126 Yeah, make fun all you want. 105 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:40,045 But while you Hollywood freaks are out here sleepin' on rocks... 106 00:10:40,128 --> 00:10:44,716 us parrot heads will be in Margaritaville back at the hotel. 107 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:48,553 The woods are all wired up - 32 cameras and mikes ready to go. 108 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:53,766 Oh, you the man, Wojo. Just make sure everything's copacetic with Neil, okay? 109 00:10:53,849 --> 00:10:57,394 Yeah. See ya in five days. Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino. 110 00:10:57,478 --> 00:11:00,230 - Nice. - [Laughing] 111 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:03,483 I could help you spread it on all those hard-to-reach places. 112 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,360 If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games last June, maybe you'd stand a chance. 113 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,322 If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games last June, maybe you'd stand a chance. 114 00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:11,491 Hey, I made the street comp finals. 115 00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:14,952 Okay. Here's a clue. I only give it up to winners- 116 00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:17,162 not guys who choke. 117 00:11:17,246 --> 00:11:19,623 I'll give you something to choke on. 118 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,627 [Huffing] 119 00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:31,342 - [Engine Starts] - I wish I had abs like yours. 120 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,136 I do 200 of these a day. 121 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:37,848 I guess I'll just stick to my low-carb diet and hope for the best. 122 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,435 - Mara, where the hell's Kimberly? - Still no answer. 123 00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:44,604 Goddamn it. I knew that prima donna was a problem when we cast her. 124 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,773 Yeah, but she's got those Angelina Jolie lips. 125 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:49,067 You know what I'm talkin' about, don't you? 126 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,277 - Hello, papa. - It's gonna be a long five days. 127 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,321 We can't wait any longer. I gotta shoot, like, now. 128 00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:57,574 You're the producer, Pop-Tart. That's why you make the big bucks. 129 00:11:57,658 --> 00:12:00,327 - What are we gonna do? - Um, well, we can't recast. 130 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,954 - We're just gonna have to go with five. - Whoa, whoa. No, wrong. 131 00:12:03,038 --> 00:12:07,041 You know the show. All I have to do is shoot your character intro, and we're good to go. 132 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,502 - No, I don't think so. - What other choice do we have? 133 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:15,341 Um. [Chuckles] Okay, yeah. What the hell? 134 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:18,385 That's it! Show 'em what you're made of. 135 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:20,554 All right, boys and girls, listen up! 136 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:23,014 We have a half-mile hike to the survivalist camp. 137 00:12:23,098 --> 00:12:25,225 Let's go! It's time to move out! 138 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:27,477 All right. Everybody grab your gear, and let's get going. 139 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,229 - This is it. - Hey, Michael. 140 00:12:30,313 --> 00:12:34,150 You know I'm a complete geek without my BlackBerry and my cell. 141 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,360 There's a good chance I'll be the first to go. 142 00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:40,489 Come on. Just change your clothes, put on some bug spray. 143 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:42,657 You'll be great, even without your "CrackBerry." 144 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,579 Okay. I'll do it for you. 145 00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:50,373 - [Laughing] - But, um, now, Mara. 146 00:12:50,456 --> 00:12:53,250 It's M. now, not Michael. 147 00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:56,670 - Yes, I know. Okay. Sorry. - Right. 148 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,852 God, who am I kidding? 149 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,397 - [Door Closes] - Okay. We're movin' out. 150 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,108 You're all alone out here, so let's close ranks and stick together. 151 00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:30,618 - ** [Headphones: Loud Pop] - Hey, everyone's leavin'- 152 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:33,871 Hello? Hey. Everyone's leaving. 153 00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,999 - What? - We're about to start the game. It's time to go. 154 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,168 Hi. I'm Jake. You're Nina, right? 155 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:43,296 Look, I'm just here for the money, not to make friends, okay? 156 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:46,841 Wow. Okay. Fair enough. 157 00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:50,845 - ** [Continues] - Oh. Nina. Nina. [Claps Hands] 158 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:53,848 I saw you drop this while you were getting out of the R.V. 159 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:58,435 - Now, M. said, " No food." - Oh, well, I'm vegan. 160 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:01,355 That might be the only thing I can eat out here. 161 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:05,400 Well, you can always go chew on a tree. This is cheating. 162 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:10,113 - Sue me. Give it back. - Uh-uh. 163 00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:14,950 I would have, but... since there's no need to be makin' friends- 164 00:14:17,578 --> 00:14:20,080 Mmm! 165 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,249 That's good. [Chuckles] 166 00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:28,338 [Michael] All right, everybody. Ready? 167 00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:30,590 And action, Dale. 168 00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:33,259 You cannot survive the apocalypse alone. 169 00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:37,054 So you make friendships, perform tasks together. 170 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:41,892 You figure out who you need to ride out the chaos and who's expendable. 171 00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:46,521 Today, we're gonna split into three teams, go out and search for food. 172 00:14:46,604 --> 00:14:50,733 The number each of you picked decides your teammate. 173 00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:53,569 [Laughs] Number one all the way, baby! 174 00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:58,532 [Chuckles] You and me, baby. Al I the way. 175 00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:02,285 - [Dale] Who 's got a number 2? - I did a number two back at the gas station. 176 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,872 - [Sighs] - Come on, dude. That was funny. 177 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,544 [Mock Gasp] Oh, sweet. 178 00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:14,672 I guess you and me are a team. Hello? 179 00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:17,216 All right, boys and girls, it's the end of the world... 180 00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,384 and the odds are against you from the start. 181 00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:21,928 Radiation poisoning is a reality. 182 00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:24,431 That's why you’re all wearing these. 183 00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:28,810 Every day, you'll be given a radiation elimination card. 184 00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:31,562 - And one of them is already contaminated. - [Device Clicking] 185 00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:36,942 At the end of the day, the player holding the simulated radiated card is dead. 186 00:15:37,026 --> 00:15:40,529 Don't worry. It just means you're disqualified. 187 00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:45,450 But you have a chance to survive the day by giving your card to another player... 188 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:49,162 and surviving the radiation elimination. 189 00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:54,333 It's a test of your personal will, your endurance and fate. 190 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:59,505 And in The Apocalypse, your fate can change - like that. 191 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:04,509 Wild animals, bacterial infection and post-apocalyptic crazies... 192 00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:08,471 are all around you, waiting to take you down. 193 00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:12,683 They' re represented... by these. 194 00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:15,811 - We call them "Twists" of Fate. - [Mouthing Words] 195 00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:18,689 They are survival challenges, and dozens of them... 196 00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:21,608 are scattered all over the playing area. 197 00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:25,028 You trigger the motion sensor, and you hear this- 198 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:27,989 [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] 199 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:30,074 - [Man Drooling, Chortling] - [Beeping Continues] 200 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:34,161 Instructions on the back explain your survival challenge. 201 00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:37,498 Accomplish the challenge, and you earn the right... 202 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:41,626 to take your radiated card and give it to any player you choose... 203 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,546 and automatically survive the day. 204 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:52,845 We are going to assemble back here at 1 800 hours and see who will perish in the chaos... 205 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:57,141 and who is one step closer to $ 100,000. 206 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,185 Good luck to all of you. Remember- 207 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,814 You have to work as a team to survive the game. 208 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,859 But only one of you can be the ultimate survivalist... 209 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,695 after the apocalypse. 210 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:13,948 - And cut! Nice work, Dale. [Grunts] - All right! 211 00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:17,201 - I'm ready for my 15 minutes, Hollywood. - [Scattered Laughter] 212 00:17:17,284 --> 00:17:19,369 Okay, everybody. [Coughs] 213 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,496 [Beeps] 214 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:25,333 Uh, the headsets are transmitting audio and video back to the edit bay, so- 215 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,752 - So don't take them off. - And, also, uh- 216 00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:30,171 Cell phones and P.D.A.'s, etcetera - give 'em to Neil. 217 00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:32,340 He's gonna put them in the R.V. 218 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:40,889 - Have fun. I got to go take a wicked piss, mate. - Mm-hmm. 219 00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:44,142 Okay. I'm gonna follow Elena and Jake first, as planned. 220 00:17:44,226 --> 00:17:47,770 Uh, just remember, everybody - Let's make it feel real. 221 00:17:47,854 --> 00:17:49,939 Okay. 222 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:54,402 - Hey. What's up? - I'm so gonna suck at this. 223 00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:56,612 Why'd I let you talk me into it? 224 00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:58,781 Mmm, because I'm irresistible? 225 00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,492 - You're a jerk, you know? - Gotta go. 226 00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:04,911 [Chuckles, Sniffles] 227 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:08,915 Colonel! What happens if we lose the elimination round? 228 00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:12,543 We go back to the R.V., and you drown your sorrows with me and Jack Daniel's... 229 00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:15,004 - until the game is done. - Oh, that sounds like fun. 230 00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:17,256 But don't worry, sweetness. I won't let you lose. 231 00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:20,425 And if any of those pig-fuckin' hillbillies come around, I got your back. 232 00:18:20,509 --> 00:18:23,178 Hey, bonehead! I grew up two counties from here! 233 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:25,430 I never had sex with a pig in my life! 234 00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:27,599 You're not promotin' stereotypes, are you, son? 235 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,976 - [Silent Stammer] - Outstanding! 236 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:34,063 People in these parts might not take that talk too well! You might wanna put a lid on it! 237 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:37,024 - Is that all right with you, funnyman? - Ye-Yes, sir. 238 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,864 Uh- [Clears Throat] Th-Th-That's cool. 239 00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:46,324 You guys got the whole "military bond" thing happenin'. 240 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,493 - Semperfi and shit. - Yeah. 241 00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:50,703 And we both hate assholes. 242 00:18:55,833 --> 00:19:00,087 Shit. The techies were supposed to finish setting these up before they left. 243 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,798 Put your producer hat away and get your head in the game. 244 00:19:02,881 --> 00:19:05,467 I'll set these up. I got time to kill anyway. 245 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,386 Thank you. God, I wish I didn't have to do this. 246 00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:11,013 Old Mikey really put you on the spot, didn't he? 247 00:19:11,097 --> 00:19:14,600 I guess he thinks it'll be entertaining to send a city girl into the woods. 248 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:17,269 [Sighs] Cruel if you ask me, but don't worry. 249 00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:19,730 There's something in you he doesn't see that I do. 250 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,315 You may be pretty, but you're tougher than you think. 251 00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:24,901 - [Engine Starts] - You'll be all right. 252 00:19:28,821 --> 00:19:31,157 So, "Neen," which way should we- 253 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,284 I guess we go that way. 254 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,938 [Beeping] 255 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:15,656 [Zipper Zips] 256 00:20:15,739 --> 00:20:18,951 [Grunting, Choking] 257 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:42,597 If you eat fish, maybe we should head towards the river to find some food. 258 00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:45,642 I'm vegan. I don't eat or use any animal products... 259 00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:48,061 including the swimming kind. 260 00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:51,606 Oh. Isn't your belt made of leather? 261 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:54,150 It's pleather. I'm not a hypocrite. 262 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,486 No, I didn't think that you were. 263 00:20:57,569 --> 00:21:00,113 Being vegan is why you got picked to be on the show. 264 00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:02,949 M. thought there wouldn't be a lot for you to eat out here... 265 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:06,411 and you might have to resort to gulping down insect larva or something. 266 00:21:06,494 --> 00:21:08,454 [Sighs] 267 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:11,123 It's the kind of thing America loves in its reality shows, right? 268 00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:14,752 - America's sick. - Yeah. 269 00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:19,423 I hate reality shows. They're pretty idiotic. 270 00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:24,052 - Then why are you doing this? - Because it's my job. 271 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:26,971 It's M.'s first project, and I'm just trying to be supportive. 272 00:21:27,055 --> 00:21:30,683 If I was his girlfriend, I would've said, "This sucks. You're on your own." 273 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,852 - Come on. No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would. 274 00:21:32,935 --> 00:21:35,854 If you haven't noticed, I can be a bit of a bitch. 275 00:21:37,981 --> 00:21:40,901 Well, if you hate reality shows, then why are you doing this? 276 00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:45,530 Let's just keep going. We've gotta find some food. 277 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,703 [Beeps] 278 00:21:52,787 --> 00:21:55,498 [Camera Whirring] 279 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:12,471 [Rustling In Distance] 280 00:22:25,775 --> 00:22:28,444 [Hissing] 281 00:22:32,114 --> 00:22:34,116 Fucking weekend warriors. 282 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,285 - [Branch Snaps] - [Sharp Thud] 283 00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:58,722 You'd better stand down, or someone's gonna get hurt! 284 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:07,438 [Gasping] 285 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,324 [Whooping] 286 00:23:19,992 --> 00:23:23,328 [Grunts] 287 00:23:23,411 --> 00:23:26,122 [Drooling, Chortling] 288 00:23:32,962 --> 00:23:34,922 [Grunts] 289 00:23:45,098 --> 00:23:49,102 Broken arrow. That's really gonna help us hunt for food. 290 00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:57,026 A spear. I like it. It's so long and hard. 291 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:59,820 [Laughing] I'm just goofin'. 292 00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:03,573 Come on. I - I read your bio back in the R. V.. 293 00:24:03,657 --> 00:24:07,952 West Point, 4.0 average. You're brainy. That's tight. 294 00:24:08,036 --> 00:24:10,872 I, uh, bet you're a reader. What's your favorite book? Huh? 295 00:24:12,707 --> 00:24:15,543 I'm into Cat in the Hat myself. 296 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:18,212 You did the whole "tour of duty in Iraq" thing. That's cool. 297 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:21,590 I'm more of a pacifist myself, but, hey, I can get down with the patriotism. 298 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:23,800 - Woman in uniform's a turn-on. - Will you shut up? 299 00:24:23,884 --> 00:24:25,969 - Oh. She talks. - Shh! 300 00:24:28,429 --> 00:24:31,390 We've been hiking for three hours... 301 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:33,976 but we haven't seen or heard any animals or birds. 302 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,145 It's dead quiet out here. 303 00:24:36,228 --> 00:24:38,981 It's freaky, right? It's like we're all alone. 304 00:24:39,064 --> 00:24:42,943 We could get all nasty, and nobody'd see a thing - except for 30 million people. 305 00:24:43,026 --> 00:24:45,070 Come on. You're into me, like, a little bit. 306 00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:49,574 You just don't get it, do you? I'm not into men. 307 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,828 [Gasping] You - You're a lesbian? 308 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,913 How hot is that? 309 00:24:57,873 --> 00:25:00,083 [Michael] All right. Let me just get it focused here. 310 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,169 And action. 311 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,754 So I'm at the two. I'm at the one. 312 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:07,799 I jump. I leap. Bam! 313 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:11,260 Shoulder was never the same. 314 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,847 Killed my chances at a pro career just like that. 315 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,016 [Scoffs] It's funny. 316 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,228 'Cause you never know when your life's gonna change. 317 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:26,274 Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad - since I was 6. 318 00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:29,986 Oh, honey, I totally understand where you're coming from. 319 00:25:30,069 --> 00:25:34,156 No. Dude, don't- Don't look in the lens. Look at- 320 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:39,536 So, um, then, after college, you just bounced around tryin' to find yourself? 321 00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:43,665 Yeah, well, this opportunity came up, you know, to be on this TV show. 322 00:25:43,748 --> 00:25:46,084 I can't throw a football no more, but I'm still athletic. 323 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,462 - Mm-hmm. - I figure I'll use the talents that God gave me, right? 324 00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:53,549 Well, we'll have to thank God later. 325 00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:55,759 Yeah, right. Thank God later. 326 00:25:55,843 --> 00:25:58,470 You know, I - I think I hear the river this way. Yeah. 327 00:25:58,554 --> 00:26:00,430 Come on. 328 00:26:04,601 --> 00:26:07,937 God didn't give you a pair of balls? 329 00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,898 [Footsteps] 330 00:26:10,982 --> 00:26:13,567 [Mara] How about we take a break? 331 00:26:13,651 --> 00:26:17,404 We have to find food. If we prove that we're the best at it... 332 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:21,241 then it's less likely anybody will give us their radiation card. 333 00:26:21,325 --> 00:26:23,785 [Sighs] I haven't seen anything to eat. 334 00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:28,665 - [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] - Ow! Holy shit! 335 00:26:28,748 --> 00:26:30,833 It's one of those Twist of Fates. I set it off. 336 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:33,461 - [Nina] Where is it? - [Stops] 337 00:26:33,544 --> 00:26:38,048 "You've been infected by anthrax from a nearby laboratory explosion. 338 00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:41,259 An antidote can be found by the river. You have two minutes." 339 00:26:41,343 --> 00:26:45,638 God, I would get this. Yeah, well, good luck. Go. 340 00:26:45,722 --> 00:26:47,974 Hey, come and shoot. We need your footage. 341 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,979 [Panting] 342 00:27:01,111 --> 00:27:03,822 - I think I see the river! - Where? 343 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,041 - What do you need now? - That! 344 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,043 [Female Electronic Voice] One minute remaining. 345 00:27:30,096 --> 00:27:33,015 Forty-five seconds remaining. 346 00:27:43,608 --> 00:27:46,236 Thirty seconds remaining. 347 00:27:54,493 --> 00:27:59,039 [Screams, Gasping] 348 00:28:04,544 --> 00:28:07,505 [Electronic Voice] Eight, seven... 349 00:28:07,589 --> 00:28:10,591 - [Gasping] - six, five... 350 00:28:10,675 --> 00:28:13,344 four, three, two - [Beeps] 351 00:28:13,427 --> 00:28:17,681 [Gasping] Got it. 352 00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:20,225 Yes! [Whoops] 353 00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:23,436 - I can't believe I did it. - You kicked ass! 354 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,607 [Out Of Breath] 355 00:28:30,026 --> 00:28:32,111 Awesome. 356 00:28:34,071 --> 00:28:38,242 All right, guys. One sec. Okay. Keep it loose. 357 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:40,452 - You ready? - Go. 358 00:28:42,037 --> 00:28:45,081 Whew. It is hot out here. [Chuckles] 359 00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:48,293 You know what? I think we can fish later. 360 00:28:49,585 --> 00:28:52,088 We are rolling. 361 00:28:54,757 --> 00:28:57,343 [Sighs, Chuckles] 362 00:28:57,426 --> 00:29:00,929 I think I need to, uh, cool off. 363 00:29:10,354 --> 00:29:12,690 So... 364 00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:15,985 do you want to get, uh, wet? 365 00:29:19,863 --> 00:29:23,909 - What are you doing? - M.! What the fuck? 366 00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:27,287 I am standing here giving it my all, and this jock is just... standing there! 367 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:30,498 - Cut! - Hey, what's goin' on, man? 368 00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:34,960 Look, man, I - I want to create chemistry between you two. 369 00:29:35,044 --> 00:29:37,796 Okay? You guys are, like, the sex of this thing. 370 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,590 Mm-hmm. You said you wanted a family reality show. 371 00:29:40,674 --> 00:29:43,593 Well, sex is America's dirty little secret. 372 00:29:43,677 --> 00:29:46,971 Huh? You can't talk about it at church, but at home, on TV... 373 00:29:47,055 --> 00:29:49,432 people wanna see hard bodies wet and glistening in the sun. 374 00:29:49,515 --> 00:29:53,144 If I do that, I have a mother and six nieces that will never speak to me again. 375 00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:56,272 Look, man, people wanna be entertained. 376 00:29:56,355 --> 00:29:58,482 Elena and I are just greasing the wheels a little. 377 00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:00,609 - Greasin' the wheels. - Yeah. 378 00:30:00,692 --> 00:30:02,944 Well, look, man, I'm here to play the game, okay? 379 00:30:03,028 --> 00:30:05,113 Now you can go grease the wheels. 380 00:30:05,196 --> 00:30:07,907 - You can try catching some fish. - [Mock Chuckle] 381 00:30:07,991 --> 00:30:10,451 I'll see if I can find somethin' to eat in the woods. 382 00:30:10,535 --> 00:30:13,829 "Grease the wheels." You two. What - I'll catch y'all later. 383 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:17,291 Catch y'all later. 384 00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:19,626 Great. I wanted Diddy. I got a Boy Scout. 385 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:23,213 [Drooling, Chortling] 386 00:30:23,296 --> 00:30:26,758 M., wait. We don't need Jake. 387 00:30:26,841 --> 00:30:29,719 I'm all the sex that you want. 388 00:30:29,802 --> 00:30:33,681 - You're hot, but it's not the same thing. - Hey, where are you going? 389 00:30:33,764 --> 00:30:35,891 What, are you gonna go shoot your girlfriend? 390 00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,063 No. Actually, I've gotta rethink the story lines. 391 00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:45,150 Hey, listen, I'm doing this gig for, like, free... 392 00:30:46,651 --> 00:30:50,238 and I want all the screen time that I can get. 393 00:30:50,321 --> 00:30:52,698 And I know how to make sure that happens. 394 00:30:55,159 --> 00:30:57,244 - Really? - [Zipper Unzips] 395 00:30:58,537 --> 00:31:01,164 Oh. 396 00:31:01,248 --> 00:31:03,333 Works for me. 397 00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:08,755 [Elena Gulping] 398 00:31:11,924 --> 00:31:15,177 [Gasping] 399 00:31:15,261 --> 00:31:17,346 [Mara] You don't get it. 400 00:31:17,429 --> 00:31:20,515 I'm, like, a complete spaz when it comes to anything even remotely athletic. 401 00:31:20,599 --> 00:31:23,602 I'm sorry I didn't help. 402 00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:26,354 You're just playing the game. I understand. 403 00:31:26,438 --> 00:31:28,731 I just really need this money. 404 00:31:28,815 --> 00:31:32,985 I'm not gonna give you my radiation card, if that's what you're worried about. 405 00:31:33,069 --> 00:31:35,571 I'm just thrilled that I actually get to live another day. 406 00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:41,410 [No Audible Dialogue] 407 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:48,541 [Nina] Motherfucker. 408 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:51,294 [Gasping] 409 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:05,015 - [Shudders] - Look, I know it hurts... 410 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,643 but you don't need a piece of shit like that in your life. 411 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:11,229 - You're better off without him. - [Crying] 412 00:32:13,814 --> 00:32:17,151 - I thought he was the one. You know? - Yeah. 413 00:32:21,446 --> 00:32:24,991 I've known scumbags like this all my life. 414 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:29,120 Six months ago, I caught my fiancé in bed with my best friend. 415 00:32:29,203 --> 00:32:31,330 [Sighs] Really? 416 00:32:31,455 --> 00:32:33,874 Top it off- 417 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:36,960 He used my credit cards to put me into major debt. 418 00:32:37,044 --> 00:32:39,713 That's why I have to win this game. 419 00:32:39,796 --> 00:32:44,342 The sooner you realize you can only depend on yourself... 420 00:32:44,426 --> 00:32:46,511 the better off you'll be. 421 00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:51,516 Come on. 422 00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:54,310 Take a breath. Let's go down there and kick his ass. 423 00:32:54,393 --> 00:32:56,895 [Crying, Laughing] 424 00:32:56,979 --> 00:33:00,774 - Is that what you did to your fiancé? - Put him in the hospital. 425 00:33:00,857 --> 00:33:03,443 Come on. 426 00:33:03,527 --> 00:33:07,071 No. I'll just deal with it in my own way. 427 00:33:07,155 --> 00:33:10,491 It's what he deserves. 428 00:33:10,575 --> 00:33:13,703 - It's not me. - Come on. 429 00:33:13,786 --> 00:33:17,873 No. I'm not like you. I don't want to be. 430 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:24,045 - I'm sorry. That came out wrong. - It's okay. 431 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:35,222 - [Loud Sigh] - Come on. Just tell me one hot experience that you had. 432 00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:37,850 - Oh, God. - I can get you on Howard Stern if it's good. 433 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:41,311 - I got a buddy who works in the studio in New York. - You're such a moron. 434 00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:45,315 Yeah, but we're on the same team here. You know, the same... team. 435 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:48,151 All right. All right, all right. I'll stop. I'll stop. 436 00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:51,445 I swear. Cross my heart. No more sex talk. 437 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:55,074 From now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Truce? 438 00:33:58,827 --> 00:34:03,748 Oh. And now that we're family, tell me - Who went down on who first? 439 00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:07,001 - Pendejo! - I'm kidding. I'm just- 440 00:34:07,085 --> 00:34:10,004 [Sniffing] 441 00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,423 Is that barbecue? 442 00:34:14,425 --> 00:34:16,719 Mission fuckin'-accomplished. 443 00:34:16,802 --> 00:34:21,056 Wait. This is too easy. Maybe this is a trap to make us lose the game. 444 00:34:21,139 --> 00:34:23,266 What trap? It's a hunter's camp, sister. 445 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:26,061 - What are you doing? - I'm starved, and, damn, that smells awesome. 446 00:34:26,144 --> 00:34:29,188 If this is a real hunter's camp, we can't just steal his food. 447 00:34:29,272 --> 00:34:32,608 Why the hell not? It's a "survival of the fittest" kind of thing. Finders, keepers. 448 00:34:32,692 --> 00:34:35,694 You're a lesbian. Where are your cojones? 449 00:34:35,778 --> 00:34:39,615 If we bring this back to share with the others, nobody's gonna want us out of the game. 450 00:34:39,698 --> 00:34:42,451 - Ow! - What, it's hot? 451 00:34:45,036 --> 00:34:47,080 [Sighs] 452 00:34:53,044 --> 00:34:57,297 - Finally, we're a team. - Don't push your luck. 453 00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:01,259 Mmm! Pork. 454 00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:04,262 Man, these hillbillies really know their barbecue. 455 00:35:17,775 --> 00:35:20,402 [Chopping] 456 00:35:34,373 --> 00:35:36,458 [Chopping Stops] 457 00:35:39,211 --> 00:35:42,214 [Growls] 458 00:35:42,297 --> 00:35:44,424 [Chortling, Growling] 459 00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:57,478 [Groaning] 460 00:35:57,561 --> 00:36:00,856 [Drooling, Jeering] 461 00:36:08,154 --> 00:36:10,490 [Chortling] 462 00:36:15,661 --> 00:36:18,956 - [Nina] So what are you gonna do? - I'm getting outta here. 463 00:36:19,039 --> 00:36:21,249 I'll call the techies to drive me back to Wheeling. 464 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:25,295 You're headed the wrong way. R.V. and cell phones are back that way. 465 00:36:25,378 --> 00:36:28,214 I can't get a signal from the R.V. 466 00:36:28,298 --> 00:36:31,217 - I'm just gonna call them from there. - Okay. 467 00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:36,055 Besides, I really don't want to run into Michael at the trailer. 468 00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:39,349 You're kidding. No, you're crazy. 469 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,560 - Okay. - Hello? 470 00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:44,354 [Knocking] 471 00:36:46,648 --> 00:36:48,650 Hello? 472 00:36:50,068 --> 00:36:53,988 Uh, you can't just walk into somebody's house. 473 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:56,240 Hello? 474 00:36:56,323 --> 00:36:58,700 I need to use your phone, please. 475 00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:04,664 We shouldn't be here. 476 00:37:04,748 --> 00:37:06,833 Then just wait for me outside. 477 00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:09,210 I wanna make one phone call, and I'm gone. 478 00:37:12,421 --> 00:37:14,381 Hello? 479 00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:24,266 [Exhales] Ew. 480 00:37:38,612 --> 00:37:40,614 Oh. 481 00:37:40,697 --> 00:37:43,200 [Footsteps] All right. No phone, so- 482 00:37:43,283 --> 00:37:46,119 [Inhales, Gasps] 483 00:37:46,202 --> 00:37:48,288 Uh, we done yet? 484 00:37:48,371 --> 00:37:50,456 [Gasping] 485 00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:55,461 Holy shit. 486 00:37:58,297 --> 00:38:01,591 The whole family's deformed. 487 00:38:01,675 --> 00:38:04,552 God. Look at the twins. 488 00:38:04,636 --> 00:38:07,513 - [Woman Screaming] - [Door Opens] 489 00:38:07,597 --> 00:38:11,559 -[Screaming Continues] -[Man] You'll be all right. Just don't worry. 490 00:38:11,642 --> 00:38:13,894 Hold on. Don't drop her. 491 00:38:13,978 --> 00:38:16,397 [Woman Screaming, Panting] 492 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,524 Get her over on the table. 493 00:38:18,607 --> 00:38:21,526 [Muttering] 494 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:23,778 There! Yeah! Yeah! 495 00:38:23,862 --> 00:38:26,364 Baby's comin 'now. You stay here with Ma. 496 00:38:26,448 --> 00:38:28,658 I'll go and fetch some water. 497 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,452 [Crying, Groaning] 498 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,458 [Girl Shushing] 499 00:38:44,506 --> 00:38:47,258 [Loud Groaning] 500 00:38:49,344 --> 00:38:52,013 [Chittering] 501 00:38:55,391 --> 00:39:00,687 [Gasping, Crying] 502 00:39:04,607 --> 00:39:07,694 [Chitters] 503 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:10,696 [Shrieks] 504 00:39:12,573 --> 00:39:15,284 - [Both Gasping] - [Pounding] 505 00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:18,704 The toolbox! 506 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:26,878 - [Pounding Continues] - Go! Go! 507 00:39:29,255 --> 00:39:33,342 - It's locked! - What do we do now? - [Shrieking] 508 00:39:33,426 --> 00:39:35,511 - Help me! - [Pounding Continues] 509 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:40,474 [Shouting] 510 00:39:42,517 --> 00:39:45,729 [Both Screaming] 511 00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:49,565 - [Gasps] - [Flies Buzzing] 512 00:39:49,649 --> 00:39:51,651 [Retching] 513 00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:54,028 There's light! There's light! 514 00:39:57,364 --> 00:39:59,658 [Gasping] 515 00:40:03,912 --> 00:40:06,873 - Push! - [Grunts] 516 00:40:13,504 --> 00:40:18,258 - [Flies Buzzing] - [Grunts] 517 00:40:19,509 --> 00:40:22,387 Uh! 518 00:40:22,471 --> 00:40:24,431 Ma! 519 00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:29,519 [Panting, Gasping] 520 00:40:29,602 --> 00:40:33,439 [Man Grunting] 521 00:40:34,690 --> 00:40:36,942 [Gasping, Whimpering] 522 00:40:39,778 --> 00:40:43,740 [Screaming, Crying] 523 00:40:43,823 --> 00:40:45,867 [Gasping] 524 00:41:07,011 --> 00:41:10,098 [Sobbing, Gasping] 525 00:41:17,438 --> 00:41:20,649 [Whimpering] Help me. 526 00:41:20,732 --> 00:41:23,985 - Help me. - [Grunting] 527 00:41:25,403 --> 00:41:27,405 [Object Drops] 528 00:41:29,991 --> 00:41:33,828 [Grunting] 529 00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:44,296 [Muttering] 530 00:41:58,809 --> 00:42:01,353 [Sniffing] 531 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,538 [Sniffing] 532 00:42:37,386 --> 00:42:39,680 [Twig Scrapes] 533 00:42:39,721 --> 00:42:42,682 [Vehicle Horn Honks] 534 00:42:49,188 --> 00:42:52,066 - [Horn Honking] - [Muttering] 535 00:42:52,149 --> 00:42:54,985 [Engine Idling] 536 00:43:03,535 --> 00:43:05,662 [Muttering] Fuck. 537 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:13,252 [Grunting, Shouting] 538 00:43:13,335 --> 00:43:16,171 [Both Arguing] 539 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,055 [Gasping] 540 00:43:41,945 --> 00:43:44,406 - Hey. You good? - I'm good. 541 00:43:46,282 --> 00:43:49,202 Can we, uh, keep this as our secret? 542 00:43:49,285 --> 00:43:51,370 I wouldn't wanna mess things up with Mara. 543 00:43:51,454 --> 00:43:54,665 - You know, I think she's the one. - Whatever. 544 00:43:54,748 --> 00:43:57,167 - [Person Gasping] - I'm headin' back to the R.V. You comin'? 545 00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,795 No. My job's done. 546 00:43:59,878 --> 00:44:01,922 Just gonna stay here and tan. 547 00:44:04,883 --> 00:44:07,385 Tell Mara I say hi. 548 00:44:11,973 --> 00:44:14,225 - You're the star. - [Chuckles] 549 00:44:15,559 --> 00:44:17,603 [Sighs] 550 00:44:19,438 --> 00:44:21,732 [Gasping, Moaning] 551 00:44:21,815 --> 00:44:23,900 [Spits] 552 00:44:25,276 --> 00:44:27,654 [Moaning Continues] 553 00:44:32,658 --> 00:44:35,160 [Loud Grunt] 554 00:44:37,496 --> 00:44:40,499 M.? Is that you? 555 00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:44,085 Don't screw around. It's not cool. 556 00:44:44,169 --> 00:44:45,795 - [Grunts] - [Hisses] 557 00:44:49,507 --> 00:44:51,842 - [Whimpering] - [Grunting] 558 00:44:53,761 --> 00:44:57,139 - [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] - [Whimpering] 559 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,684 Aw, shit. 560 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:02,811 Okay. What's the challenge? 561 00:45:04,771 --> 00:45:06,981 - [Grunts] - [Beeping Stops] 562 00:45:08,650 --> 00:45:10,109 Fuck! 563 00:45:10,193 --> 00:45:12,653 - [Shrieking] - No! 564 00:45:14,029 --> 00:45:17,991 - [Grunting] - [Screaming] 565 00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:26,833 - [Screaming Stops] - [Grunting Continues] 566 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:35,216 [Both Grunting, Gasping] 567 00:46:01,573 --> 00:46:04,451 [Barking] 568 00:46:04,534 --> 00:46:06,661 [Vehicle Approaching] 569 00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:21,883 - [Murmuring] - [Man Muttering] 570 00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:44,571 [Muttering] 571 00:46:49,951 --> 00:46:53,120 - [Truck Door Closes, Engine Starts] - Mara. 572 00:46:53,204 --> 00:46:56,248 Mara. 573 00:46:58,375 --> 00:47:00,711 [Drooling, Chortling] 574 00:47:04,798 --> 00:47:06,299 - [Grunts] - [Groans] 575 00:47:24,399 --> 00:47:27,151 - [Bone Snaps] - [Whimpering] 576 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:14,487 [Shrieking] 577 00:48:57,151 --> 00:49:00,237 Hey, Neil. I'm back, yo. What, you droppin' a deuce? 578 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,115 Seriously, Neil, light a match. 579 00:49:04,199 --> 00:49:06,201 - Neil. - [Computer Beeps] 580 00:49:06,242 --> 00:49:08,369 Guess you're not here. 581 00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:11,247 All right. Let's see what we can see. 582 00:49:15,376 --> 00:49:18,712 Run. No. Run. [Laughs] 583 00:49:21,256 --> 00:49:23,550 [Tapping Button] 584 00:49:23,592 --> 00:49:26,094 What? 585 00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:29,430 [Murmurs] 586 00:49:29,514 --> 00:49:33,059 Aw, fuck. [Sighs] 587 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:36,979 Let's see. [Muttering] 588 00:49:37,062 --> 00:49:40,274 - Well, this- All right. This works. - [Footsteps On Gravel] 589 00:49:40,357 --> 00:49:43,109 Well, what's the ma - Neil. 590 00:49:43,193 --> 00:49:45,236 I can't fig - This seems fine. 591 00:49:45,278 --> 00:49:48,740 Great. You know, you spend money on film school just to- 592 00:49:48,781 --> 00:49:51,909 - [Door Closes] - It looks fine. 593 00:49:51,951 --> 00:49:54,078 [Grunting] 594 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,750 [Muttering] Input, output. Yeah, that works. 595 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:04,045 - Well, looks good. What is that? Nina? - [Engine Starts] 596 00:50:05,296 --> 00:50:06,548 [Grunts] 597 00:50:17,433 --> 00:50:20,936 Damn it! Neil, can't move! We're hardwired in! 598 00:50:20,977 --> 00:50:25,565 - [Growling] - [Chortling] 599 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,734 What the- 600 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:39,453 [Grunting, Shouting] 601 00:50:43,164 --> 00:50:47,460 [Muttering] 602 00:50:49,295 --> 00:50:53,424 [Screaming] 603 00:50:55,092 --> 00:50:58,137 [Screaming] 604 00:50:59,930 --> 00:51:02,641 [Screaming] 605 00:51:04,351 --> 00:51:07,020 [Screaming Continues] 606 00:51:13,859 --> 00:51:15,945 - This is cool. - It's good. 607 00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:18,197 - Going for another one, huh? - Mmm. 608 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,159 The only white meat. If this is what Armageddon's like, bring it on, baby. 609 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,911 Yeah, maybe next time you should search for a bib. 610 00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:26,955 I'm so glad I ran into you guys. 611 00:51:27,038 --> 00:51:29,374 Yeah, and don't forget who got you the nosh, dude. 612 00:51:29,457 --> 00:51:32,918 You win the chance to get rid of that nuclear card, send it someplace else. 613 00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:35,504 No worries. 614 00:51:35,546 --> 00:51:37,923 - Hey, where's M. and Elena? - Oh. 615 00:51:38,006 --> 00:51:41,468 Back at the river shooting the unrated version of the DVD. 616 00:51:41,551 --> 00:51:45,346 I'll see you two later. Oh, dude. 617 00:51:45,388 --> 00:51:48,975 I can't even move. I'm so stuffed, sex is gonna have to wait. 618 00:51:49,058 --> 00:51:51,227 [Farts] Shit ghost! 619 00:51:51,310 --> 00:51:53,104 - Ow! - You're nasty. 620 00:51:53,187 --> 00:51:55,231 If you win, what will you do with the money? 621 00:51:55,314 --> 00:51:58,984 When I win, I'm gonna throw the most outrageous beach party in history. 622 00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:02,904 You're a cliché, dude. How about you? 623 00:52:02,988 --> 00:52:06,866 Well, when I win, I plan on getting my degree in sports medicine. 624 00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:10,369 Since my arm won't let me play football anymore, I figure I can still help others. 625 00:52:10,411 --> 00:52:12,455 You know, stayin the game. 626 00:52:12,538 --> 00:52:15,958 Can't be a football hero, so you'll settle for a hero of any kind. 627 00:52:16,041 --> 00:52:18,710 Yeah, somethin' like that. 628 00:52:18,752 --> 00:52:21,880 Nice to know there's still hope for mankind. 629 00:52:21,963 --> 00:52:25,884 Dude, if you're sayin' this to get in her pants, forget about it. 630 00:52:25,967 --> 00:52:29,804 - She doesn't play on our team. - Shut up. How about you? 631 00:52:29,887 --> 00:52:31,931 What you plan on doin' with the cash? 632 00:52:32,014 --> 00:52:34,016 I owe my father a bunch of money. 633 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:38,145 - If I win, I am free and clear of him for good. - Your father? 634 00:52:38,228 --> 00:52:41,106 He doesn't approve of my lifestyle. 635 00:52:41,189 --> 00:52:43,650 Wants nothing to do with me. 636 00:52:43,733 --> 00:52:46,277 Hmm. I guess you can't choose family. 637 00:52:46,361 --> 00:52:50,656 [Chuckles] Man, M. is so screwed. 638 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:54,577 He wanted a show for Middle America, but he hired a lesbo... 639 00:52:54,618 --> 00:52:56,787 a sensitive jock, a bipolar vegan... 640 00:52:56,870 --> 00:52:58,872 an extreme fuck-up and Miss Hollywood. 641 00:52:58,956 --> 00:53:02,000 Dude, we're the red-state cast from hell. 642 00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:05,253 - [All Laughing] - Oh, God! Oh, God! 643 00:53:05,295 --> 00:53:08,047 - Yo, Nina. - [Nina Panting] 644 00:53:08,131 --> 00:53:12,635 - You all right, Nina? - [Groaning] Mara's... dead. 645 00:53:12,718 --> 00:53:15,179 - What happened to you? - We have to get out of here- now. 646 00:53:15,262 --> 00:53:17,431 - What? - They killed her! 647 00:53:17,473 --> 00:53:19,516 - Hey, look. Calm down. - They'll find us here! 648 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,186 Take a deep breath. Who will find us here? What are you talkin' about? 649 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,190 These hillbilly freaks! They killed Mara... 650 00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:29,484 and they tied her to the hood of their truck! 651 00:53:29,567 --> 00:53:32,445 We have to get out of here right now! 652 00:53:35,573 --> 00:53:38,826 - This is awesome! - What is wrong with you? 653 00:53:38,909 --> 00:53:41,953 - I'm not kidding! - Come on. It's part of the game. 654 00:53:42,037 --> 00:53:46,166 - Post-apocalyptic crazies roaming through the forest. - It's not a game, okay? 655 00:53:46,249 --> 00:53:48,376 These hillbillies were eating her finger! 656 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:51,212 Hillbilly cannibals. M. is a genius. 657 00:53:51,295 --> 00:53:54,798 - Stop laughing! - Yo, stop laughing, man, okay? Hold on. 658 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,260 It's Mara. She's M.'s girlfriend. She was in on it. I got this. 659 00:53:58,343 --> 00:54:02,097 What you saw was special effects. 660 00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:06,059 What I saw was real! 661 00:54:06,142 --> 00:54:08,895 We need to get out of here now! 662 00:54:08,978 --> 00:54:11,397 - Please. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're going. 663 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,899 This is just a test to see if we bug out. 664 00:54:13,983 --> 00:54:16,402 These kind of shows always screw with their contestants. 665 00:54:16,485 --> 00:54:20,030 You guys wanna go, go ahead. I'm stayin' put and winnin' the hundred G's. 666 00:54:20,113 --> 00:54:22,240 - Then they'll kill you too, man. - [Screams] 667 00:54:22,324 --> 00:54:24,826 - What? - [Nina Screams] 668 00:54:24,868 --> 00:54:27,620 No! 669 00:54:27,704 --> 00:54:30,123 [Jake] Nina? Nina! 670 00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:37,588 - Get the fuck- - That-That's Kimberly's tattoo. 671 00:54:37,671 --> 00:54:39,923 Holy shit. That's her leg. 672 00:54:43,385 --> 00:54:47,680 That's it. Game's over. Amber, let's go. 673 00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:49,766 Come on. 674 00:54:49,849 --> 00:54:52,310 Jonesy! 675 00:55:00,901 --> 00:55:03,570 - They're fucking cannibals, dude. - Shut up. 676 00:55:03,653 --> 00:55:05,822 - Where the hell's the R.V.?. -Just over the ridge. 677 00:55:05,905 --> 00:55:08,366 - Keep quiet and keep moving. - I ain't stoppin'. 678 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:12,745 [Screams] My foot! 679 00:55:12,828 --> 00:55:16,123 - Let me look at it. - I'm a shark, man. I gotta keep moving, or I die. 680 00:55:16,206 --> 00:55:18,292 - Shut the fuck up. - You guys get to the R. V.. 681 00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:21,128 We'll be right behind you. 682 00:55:21,211 --> 00:55:25,590 - This is gonna suck. - Oh, shit! 683 00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:29,594 I need to put pressure on that. 684 00:55:29,677 --> 00:55:31,887 - Come on. Give me your wristband. - No! 685 00:55:31,971 --> 00:55:35,182 Look, you don't have to hide anymore. 686 00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:37,935 How'd you know? 687 00:55:38,018 --> 00:55:42,105 When I found out I'd never play football again, I spiraled down pretty hard. 688 00:55:42,189 --> 00:55:46,151 My therapist told me I should sit in one of her suicide support groups. 689 00:55:46,234 --> 00:55:48,778 You know, give me a better perspective. 690 00:55:48,861 --> 00:55:53,449 There was a girl that used to do the same thing, only she used a bandana. 691 00:55:53,532 --> 00:55:57,786 - So how old is the scar? - About six months. 692 00:55:57,911 --> 00:55:59,538 What happened? 693 00:55:59,621 --> 00:56:02,541 I just trusted too many of the wrong people... all my life. 694 00:56:02,624 --> 00:56:05,835 - But I'm past it now. - So it's old news? 695 00:56:05,919 --> 00:56:10,089 [Winces] Why do you think I came to win this game? 696 00:56:10,131 --> 00:56:13,801 Guess you'll get your chance to do just that. 697 00:56:17,930 --> 00:56:20,640 [Flies Buzzing] 698 00:56:36,322 --> 00:56:39,324 [Door Closes] 699 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:52,962 You so much as fart, old man, and I'll drop you. 700 00:56:54,839 --> 00:56:58,258 Don't kill me, brother. I'm a good Christian man. 701 00:57:00,010 --> 00:57:03,179 - Shit. Are you sure? - Yeah. This was the place. 702 00:57:03,263 --> 00:57:06,015 Here are the tire tracks, the empty equipment cases, the garbage. 703 00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:08,726 This is so f'ed in the A. 704 00:57:08,810 --> 00:57:11,771 - [Gasps] The fucking R.V. is gone! - Let's just keep going! 705 00:57:11,854 --> 00:57:14,732 - We're dead meat. - Where to? The nearest town is 50 miles away. 706 00:57:14,815 --> 00:57:17,151 We're all gonna end up hillbilly barbecue. 707 00:57:17,192 --> 00:57:20,070 - I'm not gonna tell you again. Keep quiet! -Just come on. 708 00:57:20,153 --> 00:57:23,240 - There's that old paper mill out by the main road. - It's abandoned. 709 00:57:23,323 --> 00:57:25,825 - We gotta dig in somewhere. - Maybe there's a public phone. 710 00:57:25,867 --> 00:57:29,537 Dude, you know why they call it abandoned? 'Cause there's nothing in it, including phones! 711 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:33,249 - Hey! - Don't hurt me! 712 00:57:33,332 --> 00:57:36,377 That's a bear trap. There's no animals around here. 713 00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:39,588 Why do they have a fucking bear trap set? 714 00:57:39,671 --> 00:57:43,425 They're not trapping bears. They're trapping people. 715 00:57:43,508 --> 00:57:47,679 There's no wildlife to eat around here. They're eating us. 716 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,474 Okay, I was wrong. Paper mill's a great idea. Let's just get outta here. 717 00:57:51,557 --> 00:57:54,727 No, no, no. Look, man, if we take the road, we're sitting ducks, all right? 718 00:57:54,810 --> 00:57:57,688 So I want everyone to stick together and watch where you step. 719 00:57:57,729 --> 00:58:00,190 Yeah, no shit. 720 00:58:02,192 --> 00:58:04,194 Yeah. 721 00:58:08,906 --> 00:58:11,075 [Groans] 722 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:21,251 [Groans] 723 00:58:24,045 --> 00:58:26,422 [Gasping] 724 00:58:30,551 --> 00:58:32,428 Who you blowin' up, old-timer? 725 00:58:32,511 --> 00:58:35,347 Oh, just the trout. 726 00:58:35,431 --> 00:58:38,642 Only way to bring 'em to the surface. 727 00:58:38,725 --> 00:58:41,853 Dynamite stuns 'em. 728 00:58:41,937 --> 00:58:45,857 Then they float like lily pads, and I just scoop 'em up. 729 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,614 Pretty wife. 730 00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:58,827 Yeah, that's my Delilah. Gave me the happiest days of my life. 731 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:01,621 God bless her soul. 732 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,999 You know, you one lucky son of a bitch. 733 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:09,629 Lotta folk go in them woods. Never seen one come out. 734 00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:12,548 I stay clear of them myself. 735 00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:15,551 How many of those freaks are out there? 736 00:59:15,634 --> 00:59:20,347 Hard to know. More than the ones you run across. That's for sure. 737 00:59:20,430 --> 00:59:22,641 What are they? 738 00:59:22,724 --> 00:59:26,436 Oh, just like you and me, brother, 'cept uglier... 739 00:59:26,478 --> 00:59:28,521 and a lot stronger. 740 00:59:28,604 --> 00:59:32,358 Hey, I hit one of them young'uns once in my pickup. 741 00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:35,694 He popped up and just kept goin'. 742 00:59:35,778 --> 00:59:38,947 - [Groans] - It's the chemicals changed 'em. 743 00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:43,243 Pulp mill shut down near 30 years ago... 744 00:59:43,326 --> 00:59:45,620 and left a mess. 745 00:59:45,662 --> 00:59:48,456 And the poison killed off all the game. 746 00:59:48,498 --> 00:59:52,418 Most folks 'round these parts left. 747 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:57,631 There's one family that stayed on in this holler... 748 00:59:57,673 --> 01:00:02,594 and pretty soon their babies started gushin' out of their mama's womb... 749 01:00:02,677 --> 01:00:06,431 just as ugly as them trout I got hangin' out there. 750 01:00:06,514 --> 01:00:09,183 [Laughs, Mutters] 751 01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:13,521 And then they grow up, have kids of their own. 752 01:00:14,939 --> 01:00:17,191 Turned out even worse. 753 01:00:19,359 --> 01:00:21,945 You gonna stay for a bite? 754 01:00:22,028 --> 01:00:25,573 Fish is ugly, but they fry up real good. 755 01:00:25,657 --> 01:00:29,660 No. Much obliged, but I gotta get goin'. 756 01:00:32,538 --> 01:00:36,792 Well, if you're gonna head out to get your friends, settle the score... 757 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,878 best jump to it before it gets dark. 758 01:00:39,962 --> 01:00:42,964 You don't wanna be out in them woods at night. 759 01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:45,091 Why do you stay, old-timer? 760 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:49,011 Well, I could never leave. 761 01:00:50,388 --> 01:00:53,849 Gotta stay close to my young'uns. 762 01:00:53,891 --> 01:00:56,727 You motherfucker! I gonna kill you, man! 763 01:00:56,810 --> 01:00:59,771 [Shouts] You killed my boy! 764 01:00:59,855 --> 01:01:03,191 [Shouting Continues] I'm gonna kill you! 765 01:01:03,233 --> 01:01:06,194 I'll kill you! I'll kill you, motherfucker! 766 01:01:06,236 --> 01:01:08,780 I'll kill you! [Groaning] 767 01:01:08,863 --> 01:01:12,491 [Shouting, Muffled] Motherfucker! I'm sure 'nough gonna kill you! 768 01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:19,164 I'll get you! I'll teach you to mess with my kids! 769 01:01:28,923 --> 01:01:31,842 Say hello to the missus for me. 770 01:01:42,227 --> 01:01:44,229 [Rifle Clatters] 771 01:01:50,109 --> 01:01:54,363 - [Woman Screaming, Grunting] - [Man Grunting] 772 01:02:00,952 --> 01:02:03,622 [Screaming, Grunting Continue] 773 01:02:10,753 --> 01:02:13,589 [Nina] It's one of them. 774 01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:21,638 - It's Elena. - Yeah? What makes you think that? 775 01:02:21,721 --> 01:02:25,100 - [Grunting] - [Screaming] 776 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:27,101 Hey! 777 01:02:27,143 --> 01:02:30,229 [Screaming Continues] 778 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,732 Get off her! 779 01:02:35,150 --> 01:02:39,112 - Oh, my God. - [Screaming] 780 01:02:39,154 --> 01:02:41,782 - Nina, wait! - [Grunts] 781 01:02:44,326 --> 01:02:45,827 - [Grunting] - Oh, shit. 782 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,959 [Whimpers] 783 01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:59,631 [Panting] 784 01:03:02,759 --> 01:03:05,303 [Screams] 785 01:03:05,345 --> 01:03:09,307 [Shrieking] 786 01:03:17,523 --> 01:03:19,858 [Jake] Come on! Come on! 787 01:03:23,695 --> 01:03:26,322 [Shrieks] 788 01:03:28,825 --> 01:03:31,702 - [Shrieks] - [Neck Snaps] - [Grunts] 789 01:03:33,996 --> 01:03:36,332 [Growling] 790 01:03:40,043 --> 01:03:43,588 Help me! 791 01:03:43,672 --> 01:03:46,716 [Whimpering] 792 01:03:49,886 --> 01:03:53,097 [Laughing, Sobbing] 793 01:03:53,180 --> 01:03:57,851 [Screaming] Help! 794 01:03:59,019 --> 01:04:01,897 - Where's Nina? - She deserted us. 795 01:04:06,025 --> 01:04:08,736 [Muttering] 796 01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:17,578 - Son of a bitch! -Just keep moving. 797 01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,790 Look, split up. I'll find Nina. 798 01:04:21,873 --> 01:04:23,917 - We'll meet up at the mill. Go! - Okay. 799 01:04:36,845 --> 01:04:39,973 - Nina! - [Nina] Help me! Help me! 800 01:04:40,057 --> 01:04:42,058 - Nina? - Help me! 801 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,616 - [Jake] Nina? - I'm... down here. 802 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:02,744 Nina? Are you okay? 803 01:05:02,786 --> 01:05:05,121 We gotta get you out of there, all right? 804 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:09,083 Look, come on. Come on, Nina. 805 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,377 [Grunting] I can't reach. 806 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:13,838 - Come on, Nina! - [Whimpers] 807 01:05:13,921 --> 01:05:15,923 Almost. 808 01:05:15,965 --> 01:05:19,843 - [Grunting] - Okay, hold on. 809 01:05:19,926 --> 01:05:22,762 - [Straining] I've got you now. I've got you. - [Screams] 810 01:05:22,804 --> 01:05:25,390 - [Bone Snaps] - [Groaning] 811 01:05:25,473 --> 01:05:27,392 [Grunting] 812 01:05:29,769 --> 01:05:31,229 - Try a little right- - [Grunting] 813 01:05:33,314 --> 01:05:37,651 [Grunting, Panting] 814 01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:40,696 - [Whimpers, Panting] - What happened? 815 01:05:40,779 --> 01:05:45,992 It's my shoulder. It's dislocated. You gotta help me pop it in. 816 01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:50,830 Ah, no, Nina! Easy! Okay, pull and twist, okay? 817 01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:54,291 - Go. [Groaning] - [Joint Snapping] 818 01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:57,503 Help me up. Nina. [Grunting] 819 01:05:57,586 --> 01:05:59,588 - It's like going to war. - [Grunting] 820 01:05:59,671 --> 01:06:03,592 - Amber, Jonesy- Did they make it? - We all made it. 821 01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:06,761 - We'll meet up with them at the mill, okay? - [Vehicle Approaching] 822 01:06:06,845 --> 01:06:09,138 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! 823 01:06:14,268 --> 01:06:16,353 Come on, Nina. 824 01:06:32,368 --> 01:06:34,328 [Gunshot] 825 01:06:36,872 --> 01:06:38,999 [Giggling] 826 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,043 - Let's go. - Where? 827 01:06:49,675 --> 01:06:53,179 Shit! Shit! Shit! 828 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:25,875 [Panting] You - You totally kicked ass back there. 829 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:29,295 I'm serious. You were, like, Xena, Warrior Princess. 830 01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:32,048 You were right. I was a total asshole before. 831 01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:35,342 I'm never gonna dis you or any other female ever again. 832 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:38,595 - Great. - It's cool. We outran 'em. 833 01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:40,722 - [Twig Snaps] - Run. 834 01:07:45,769 --> 01:07:47,729 Ow! Ow! 835 01:07:47,770 --> 01:07:50,273 - Come on. - [Groaning] 836 01:07:51,607 --> 01:07:54,235 - Oh, shit. - Come on! 837 01:07:55,527 --> 01:07:57,946 [Grunts] 838 01:07:59,072 --> 01:08:01,575 [Grunts] 839 01:08:03,702 --> 01:08:06,454 Just - There. 840 01:08:17,965 --> 01:08:20,676 Oh, my God! [Screams] 841 01:08:20,759 --> 01:08:22,928 -Jonesy! - Help me! Help me! 842 01:08:22,969 --> 01:08:25,889 Amber! Amber, help me! 843 01:08:25,972 --> 01:08:30,101 -Jonesy! - Get me down! Get me down! Oh, no! Oh! 844 01:08:30,143 --> 01:08:34,104 [Whimpering] Amber! Amber, help me! 845 01:08:34,146 --> 01:08:37,858 Christ! Oh! Oh, God! Hurry, Amber! 846 01:08:37,941 --> 01:08:40,777 He's coming! He's com- 847 01:08:43,154 --> 01:08:46,699 - Amber? Amber, go! - No! 848 01:08:46,783 --> 01:08:49,202 - Amber, don't do this! Get away! - I'm not leaving you! 849 01:08:49,285 --> 01:08:52,580 Go! Run! No! Amber, no! 850 01:08:52,663 --> 01:08:55,624 Oh, God! Oh, God! 851 01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:59,002 - [Gasps] - Amber? 852 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:04,049 - [Gasping] -Jonesy! 853 01:09:04,132 --> 01:09:06,509 [Groaning] 854 01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:09,637 - [Laughing] - Jonesy! 855 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,847 Give me your hand! 856 01:09:15,434 --> 01:09:20,022 [Grunting, Laughing] 857 01:09:23,358 --> 01:09:25,944 [Mutters] 858 01:09:31,616 --> 01:09:35,703 [Laughing] 859 01:09:35,786 --> 01:09:38,580 - Huh? - [Mutters] 860 01:09:38,664 --> 01:09:42,000 [Laughing] 861 01:09:44,377 --> 01:09:46,754 [Amber] Don't look down. 862 01:09:46,838 --> 01:09:49,632 [Jonesy Whimpering] 863 01:09:49,715 --> 01:09:51,759 I'm here. 864 01:09:51,842 --> 01:09:54,303 Amber, I'm scared. 865 01:09:54,386 --> 01:09:56,555 [Amber] You're not alone. 866 01:09:56,638 --> 01:10:00,309 All right. I'm gonna get us out of here. 867 01:10:00,392 --> 01:10:05,480 [Gasps] You know, my mother always used to say I'd live forev- 868 01:10:21,453 --> 01:10:24,456 [Laughing, Slurping] 869 01:10:54,775 --> 01:10:57,903 [Groaning] 870 01:11:04,951 --> 01:11:07,412 [Groaning] 871 01:11:11,290 --> 01:11:13,375 [Shouts] 872 01:11:31,434 --> 01:11:35,187 - There it is. -Jonesy wasn't kidding. - [Drooling, Chortling] 873 01:11:35,271 --> 01:11:38,649 This place is dead. 874 01:11:49,742 --> 01:11:52,119 "Birth defects." No shit. 875 01:12:03,797 --> 01:12:08,634 Can't see anything. How the hell are we gonna find 'em in here? 876 01:12:08,676 --> 01:12:10,887 Let Amber and Jonesy find us. 877 01:12:10,970 --> 01:12:14,473 - Where'd you get that? - I brought it with me for the game. 878 01:12:14,515 --> 01:12:16,975 - I thought it might come in handy. - That's cheating. 879 01:12:17,017 --> 01:12:19,102 Sue me. 880 01:12:24,691 --> 01:12:29,195 You think they're up there? Maybe they found a C.B. radio, called for help. 881 01:12:31,197 --> 01:12:33,949 I guess I'll go first. 882 01:12:36,035 --> 01:12:37,995 Be careful. 883 01:12:51,799 --> 01:12:56,428 - They gotta be around here somewhere. - [Picks Up Phone] 884 01:12:56,512 --> 01:12:59,556 If they even made it here at all. 885 01:13:04,227 --> 01:13:06,854 Come on, guys. Where you at? 886 01:13:09,982 --> 01:13:14,153 [Screams] Oh, my God. 887 01:13:14,236 --> 01:13:17,072 - She was just a little girl. - Looks like she's been in there forever. 888 01:13:17,156 --> 01:13:19,283 - She's hiding. - Yeah, but from whom? 889 01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:22,369 - This isn't right. - [Vehicle Approaching] 890 01:13:22,410 --> 01:13:24,704 - Nina, no! Nina! No, Nina! - [Shouts] 891 01:13:24,746 --> 01:13:27,832 - Too late! We've gotta get out of here now! - No! No, Nina! 892 01:13:27,915 --> 01:13:31,419 We cannot leave them, okay? Let's go. 893 01:13:36,423 --> 01:13:40,385 Look, there's the R.V. I don't see 'em. 894 01:13:40,427 --> 01:13:44,055 Oh, Jesus. This family's been doing this for decades. 895 01:13:46,849 --> 01:13:48,976 [Man Screaming] 896 01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:51,979 Oh, my God! That sounds like M. screaming. 897 01:13:52,063 --> 01:13:55,316 Okay, I'm going down there. 898 01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:58,569 [Screaming Continues] 899 01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:05,450 No, no, no, no. Hold this. 900 01:14:08,202 --> 01:14:12,832 - [Screaming Continues] - Shit. You got my back? 901 01:14:12,915 --> 01:14:15,292 [Grunts] 902 01:14:17,419 --> 01:14:21,131 - [Michael] Somebody! Please! - M.? M.?. 903 01:14:21,214 --> 01:14:24,759 Come on. Come on. Come on! Fuck! 904 01:14:24,801 --> 01:14:26,844 - Fuck face! - M.! 905 01:14:26,928 --> 01:14:29,597 Get me the fuck out of here! 906 01:14:31,265 --> 01:14:34,059 - Fuck! Get me the fuck- - [Giggles] 907 01:14:34,143 --> 01:14:36,228 [Gasps] 908 01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:40,857 [Muffled Screaming] 909 01:14:40,941 --> 01:14:43,526 [Michael Continues Shouting] 910 01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:47,614 - M.?. - Get me the fuck out! 911 01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:52,034 Help me, please! God, help! Please don't! 912 01:14:52,118 --> 01:14:53,702 - M.?. - Please! 913 01:14:53,786 --> 01:14:56,747 [Screaming] 914 01:14:56,830 --> 01:15:00,459 [Choking, Gurgling] 915 01:15:08,841 --> 01:15:13,345 Oh! M.! Nina, it's a trap! 916 01:15:15,514 --> 01:15:17,850 [Neck Snapping] 917 01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:20,435 [Grunts] Oh, shit! 918 01:15:20,519 --> 01:15:22,479 Shit. 919 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,163 [Grunts] 920 01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,765 - [Loud Pounding] - ** [Woman Humming] 921 01:16:01,848 --> 01:16:05,226 [Man On TV.] Do you have moral rottenness? 922 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:08,938 [TV. Continues, Indistinct] 923 01:16:09,021 --> 01:16:12,316 Brothers and sisters, you must know... 924 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,110 that we live in a world of technology. 925 01:16:15,194 --> 01:16:18,405 - [TV. Continues, Indistinct] - [Gasps] 926 01:16:21,199 --> 01:16:24,411 [Man On TV. Continues] ... engaging in extracurricular sexuality... 927 01:16:24,494 --> 01:16:26,913 homosexuality. 928 01:16:26,996 --> 01:16:30,416 [TV. Continues, Indistinct] 929 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:34,003 No! [Screams] 930 01:16:41,551 --> 01:16:44,471 Will it be heaven or hell that you decide on? 931 01:16:44,554 --> 01:16:47,682 - This is the crossroad- - [Flies Buzzing] 932 01:16:47,765 --> 01:16:51,185 - Do you take the turn for heaven... - [Whimpering] 933 01:16:51,269 --> 01:16:53,270 or do you take the wrong turn to hell? 934 01:16:53,354 --> 01:16:55,689 - [TV. Continues, Indistinct] - [Mutters] 935 01:16:58,859 --> 01:17:02,529 [Grunts] 936 01:17:02,612 --> 01:17:05,698 It's what you need to find your way. 937 01:17:05,782 --> 01:17:09,327 - [Mutters] - It's what you need to find that light. 938 01:17:09,410 --> 01:17:13,456 Stay away from the darkness. Do not take a wrong turn- 939 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:20,837 ... to living a life of sin, of personal destruction- 940 01:17:20,921 --> 01:17:22,589 [Gasps] 941 01:17:26,801 --> 01:17:30,263 Here I have the book that will save your life- 942 01:17:30,304 --> 01:17:32,056 [TV Continues, Indistinct] 943 01:17:32,807 --> 01:17:36,268 - [Grunting] - [Gasps] 944 01:17:39,813 --> 01:17:44,275 - [Rattling Cage] - [Grunting] 945 01:17:45,777 --> 01:17:48,863 Living a life of sin will only lead- 946 01:17:48,946 --> 01:17:51,699 - [Hammer Clicks] - [Gasps] 947 01:17:51,782 --> 01:17:54,076 [Laughing] 948 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,744 Fuck you! 949 01:17:57,246 --> 01:17:58,497 [Grunts] 950 01:18:07,797 --> 01:18:11,133 [Jake] Don't do it! Leave her alone! 951 01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:16,180 [Flies Buzzing] 952 01:18:25,021 --> 01:18:28,649 [Nina Groaning] 953 01:18:31,652 --> 01:18:34,488 [Groaning] 954 01:18:38,617 --> 01:18:42,537 [Screaming] 955 01:18:42,621 --> 01:18:46,583 Leave her alone! Leave her alone! 956 01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:50,878 [Screams, Gasps] 957 01:18:50,962 --> 01:18:54,215 [Coughing] 958 01:18:54,298 --> 01:18:57,509 - Stop messing with her! - [Mutters] 959 01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:03,682 [Whimpering] 960 01:19:03,723 --> 01:19:05,975 Stop it. 961 01:19:06,059 --> 01:19:08,644 [Mutters] 962 01:19:16,026 --> 01:19:20,030 [Whimpering, Coughing] 963 01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:25,243 [Grunting] 964 01:19:28,705 --> 01:19:33,834 [Muttering Prayer] 965 01:19:36,045 --> 01:19:39,214 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 966 01:19:39,256 --> 01:19:41,299 Amen. 967 01:19:41,383 --> 01:19:43,385 Amen. 968 01:19:45,261 --> 01:19:50,558 [Groaning] 969 01:20:02,694 --> 01:20:05,196 [Groaning] 970 01:20:09,867 --> 01:20:13,412 [Gasping] I hope you fucking choke! 971 01:20:15,748 --> 01:20:19,668 - [Screaming] - Leave her alone! 972 01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:23,338 [Shouting, Pounding Table] 973 01:20:23,421 --> 01:20:26,299 [Coughing] 974 01:20:28,468 --> 01:20:31,762 [Coughing Continues] 975 01:21:13,092 --> 01:21:15,636 [Footsteps] 976 01:21:20,265 --> 01:21:22,517 [Loud Whirring] 977 01:22:25,658 --> 01:22:27,952 [Groaning] 978 01:22:28,036 --> 01:22:30,538 [Footsteps] 979 01:22:33,874 --> 01:22:36,251 Please! Let us go! 980 01:22:36,335 --> 01:22:38,754 [Groans, Coughs] 981 01:22:38,837 --> 01:22:43,216 - Come on, man. Help! - Help. 982 01:22:43,258 --> 01:22:47,387 - Help. Help. - Help. 983 01:22:48,888 --> 01:22:52,183 [Mocking Continues] 984 01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:55,519 - [Jake] Come on. Let us go! - [Mocking] Let us go! 985 01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:04,110 - Let us go! Nina! [Pleading, Indistinct] - [Laughter] 986 01:23:07,196 --> 01:23:09,282 [Man Grunting] 987 01:23:09,365 --> 01:23:12,743 [Device Clicking] 988 01:23:12,785 --> 01:23:16,622 - Help! Help! - [Clicking Continues] 989 01:23:18,457 --> 01:23:23,044 [Jake] Help! Please! We're in here! We're trapped! 990 01:23:23,128 --> 01:23:26,714 Please, someone, help us! Help us! 991 01:23:26,798 --> 01:23:28,841 Fuck! 992 01:23:28,925 --> 01:23:32,470 - [Clicking Continues] - [Jake] Please help us! We're in here! 993 01:23:32,553 --> 01:23:37,141 - [Mutters] - Damn it! Don't leave! 994 01:23:37,224 --> 01:23:40,769 - [Whimpering] Help us! Please help us! - [Clicking Continues] 995 01:23:40,811 --> 01:23:45,148 Please help us! Please help us! 996 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:19,096 [Groans] 997 01:24:41,533 --> 01:24:44,327 [Object Clatters] 998 01:24:54,670 --> 01:24:57,005 - [Grunts] - This way. 999 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,862 [Screaming] 1000 01:25:33,914 --> 01:25:35,874 [Shouts] 1001 01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:54,350 Ooh-rah. 1002 01:25:56,810 --> 01:25:58,812 [Beeps] 1003 01:26:05,401 --> 01:26:10,239 [Gasps] Nina! Nina! 1004 01:26:10,281 --> 01:26:13,159 Nina! Come on. Wake up. 1005 01:26:13,242 --> 01:26:17,663 Nina, wake up! Nina! 1006 01:26:17,746 --> 01:26:20,040 Can you pull your hands free? 1007 01:26:22,292 --> 01:26:25,295 I need you to pull your hands free. 1008 01:26:25,378 --> 01:26:28,631 [Groaning] 1009 01:26:35,304 --> 01:26:37,347 I can't. 1010 01:26:37,431 --> 01:26:40,475 Nina, you've gotta try! Nina! 1011 01:26:40,559 --> 01:26:44,354 - Nina, wake up! Nina! - Shh. 1012 01:26:44,437 --> 01:26:46,981 - Dale? - [Whispers] Be quiet. 1013 01:26:53,821 --> 01:26:57,491 I gotta do this. Breathe through it. 1014 01:26:59,826 --> 01:27:03,455 Ready? Okay? Go. 1015 01:27:03,496 --> 01:27:07,000 - [Screams] - Shh. Shh. 1016 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:10,503 One more. 1017 01:27:14,506 --> 01:27:16,675 Go. 1018 01:27:16,759 --> 01:27:19,428 [Screams] 1019 01:27:20,804 --> 01:27:22,597 Get up. 1020 01:27:22,681 --> 01:27:25,767 - [Groans] - There's an exit door through there. 1021 01:27:25,850 --> 01:27:27,977 We are right behind you. 1022 01:27:28,019 --> 01:27:30,062 Go! 1023 01:27:30,146 --> 01:27:32,857 Dale. 1024 01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:36,151 [Gasping, Whimpering] 1025 01:27:37,277 --> 01:27:39,279 [Gasps] 1026 01:27:39,363 --> 01:27:43,325 I want you to go find Nina. [Grunts] 1027 01:27:43,366 --> 01:27:46,661 - Dale! - Hey! Hey! 1028 01:27:46,703 --> 01:27:51,332 Find Nina. Go. I've got it. Go! 1029 01:27:55,044 --> 01:27:57,171 [Grunts] 1030 01:28:02,509 --> 01:28:04,803 Is that all you got, bitch? 1031 01:28:04,886 --> 01:28:08,139 - [Growling] - [Grunting] 1032 01:28:11,350 --> 01:28:15,562 [Grunting, Choking] 1033 01:28:21,026 --> 01:28:23,903 [Grunting Continues] 1034 01:28:26,698 --> 01:28:30,701 Fuck you! [Choking] 1035 01:28:35,039 --> 01:28:38,167 [Sobbing] 1036 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:42,379 [Screaming] No! No! 1037 01:28:52,596 --> 01:28:56,141 [Coughing] 1038 01:28:56,225 --> 01:29:00,604 [Wheezing, Screams] 1039 01:29:06,401 --> 01:29:08,528 [Gasps] 1040 01:29:10,947 --> 01:29:14,200 [Screaming] 1041 01:29:14,283 --> 01:29:17,744 [Screams, Grunts] 1042 01:29:22,541 --> 01:29:24,542 [Screams] 1043 01:29:27,378 --> 01:29:30,631 Let go of me, you son of a bitch! Let go of me! 1044 01:29:30,715 --> 01:29:32,800 [Grunting] 1045 01:29:35,094 --> 01:29:39,681 [Jake] Let go! Let go of me! 1046 01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:42,601 - Let go of me! - [Screaming] Shit! 1047 01:29:42,642 --> 01:29:45,311 Let go of me, you son of a bitch! 1048 01:29:48,606 --> 01:29:51,942 - [Shrieking] - No! No! 1049 01:29:51,984 --> 01:29:54,695 [Shouting] 1050 01:29:54,778 --> 01:29:57,114 [Screams] 1051 01:29:57,156 --> 01:29:59,324 [Shouting] 1052 01:29:59,408 --> 01:30:02,619 No! [Grunting] 1053 01:30:05,497 --> 01:30:09,250 [Screaming] 1054 01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:13,295 [Groaning, Grunts] 1055 01:30:13,337 --> 01:30:16,465 [Grunting Continues] 1056 01:30:23,263 --> 01:30:25,807 [Shouting] 1057 01:30:28,142 --> 01:30:31,562 [Groaning] 1058 01:30:31,646 --> 01:30:34,315 [Screaming] 1059 01:30:37,943 --> 01:30:41,029 [Grunts] Come on! 1060 01:30:45,867 --> 01:30:50,746 [Shouting, Grunts] 1061 01:30:50,830 --> 01:30:53,124 [Both Screaming] 1062 01:31:17,646 --> 01:31:21,733 [Muck Sloshing] 1063 01:31:54,263 --> 01:31:57,599 You know you didn't have to come back for me, right? 1064 01:31:57,683 --> 01:31:59,685 Sue me. 1065 01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:07,567 Wow. 1066 01:32:08,568 --> 01:32:10,486 Nice ride. 1067 01:32:10,570 --> 01:32:13,489 You wanna take it for a spin? 1068 01:32:13,572 --> 01:32:18,493 [Sniffles] Why not? It's the least this fucked-up family owes us. 1069 01:32:18,577 --> 01:32:21,204 [Engine Starts] 1070 01:33:15,921 --> 01:33:18,090 [Clattering] 1071 01:33:29,851 --> 01:33:33,979 Mmm. Mmm. 1072 01:33:35,314 --> 01:33:38,609 [Cooing] 1073 01:33:41,361 --> 01:33:43,989 [Muttering] 1074 01:33:44,030 --> 01:33:46,783 [Crying] 1075 01:33:53,873 --> 01:33:56,500 [Man Cackling]