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- Hello?
- Hello.
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- Uh, yes?
- Who is this?
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- Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to?
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- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
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- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
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- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
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It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
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Why, angry feel.
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- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
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...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing.
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- Who you keep texting?
- I have a Facebook stalker. He keeps leaving me messages.
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- Nah, like what?
- Just stuff like: Hey, what's up? You are hot. I want to kill you...
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- Well, delete him.
- I did it, but he hacked its way back in.
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- Or report him.
- He is really hot, tho. You wanna see?
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- That's Channing Tatum.
- It is not. Is it?
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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You were being punk'd.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
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The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.
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I am sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it.
- Of course I don't. Eat me.
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- You hang up on me and I cut thru your neck until I feel bone!
- Who is it?
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It's for you.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
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- It's Trudie. Who's this?
- This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
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- It's a prank. Hang up.
- Why did you give the phone to me?
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- You are the one with a stalker.
- Are the doors locked?
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Don't freak out.
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Let it ring.
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It's from stalker boy.
He said "Answer the phone".
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For God's sake, it's a joke Trudie.
It's probably Lexie or Karen.
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- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
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- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
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It's a joke, Trudie, ok? Someone made a
dummy profile. They re just trying to scare you.
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Wait. Who is it?
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I said, who is it?
Let's call the cops.
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"I dare you to open the door."
No, Sherri, don't. No, don't, I'm scared.
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It could be anyone that we know.
Lisa, Bailey, Wayne.
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Or the hoped-for long shot, Channing Tatum.
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There is nobody out here.
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What is it say?
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It says "I'm not outside,
I am right beside you. "
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Trudie!
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- Fucking kidding me?
- What?
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That was so fucking stupid. Pure horse shit.
The death of horror right here in front of us!
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- I jumped. It scared me.
- A fucking Facebook killer? You re kidding me right?
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I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense.
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Under articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies
until Ghostface kills them one by one.
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It's been done to death. The whole self-aware
post-modern meta-shit.
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Stick a fork in 1996 already.
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I like the Stab movies. They are scarier.
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.
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There is something real about a guy
with a knife who just ... snaps.
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- It can really happen.
- I can't do it. These people don't know when to stop.
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They just keep recycling the same shit.
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Even the opening scene, there is always some random girl
who gets a call that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
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It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.
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You can see everything coming.
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Did that surprise you?
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- Why?
- Because you talk too much.
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Now shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.
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Oh my God. I love it.
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I've seen it five times,
and it still gets me every time.
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- You re kidding? I don't get it.
- Ok, it's like the Twilight Zone.
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- Twilight zone...
- A movie within a movie.
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I get that. But it's illogical..
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It begs the question that if the beginning of Stab 7 is
Stab 6 then it's the beginning of Stab 6 Stab 5?
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And if so, what is Stab 4 about?
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- You re over thinking it.- Am I or did you ever make it,
just under think it, there's a reason i don't watch these movies?
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I can't believe you haven't seen them. We live in Woodsboro.
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It has nothing to do with Woodsboro.
I thought you said Stab was based on true stories.
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The first three, the original trilogy is based off of Sidney Prescott.
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But then she threatened to sue em if they used
the true story so they just started making stuff up.
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Stab 5 has time travel, which is by far the worst.
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- And don't you have enough about this story every year?
- At least Woodsboro is known for something.
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Did you hear that?
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Uh, no, I didn't hear anything.
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I did.
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Jenny, don't try to scare me.
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I am not trying to scare you.
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You do it all the time.
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No, I don't.
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Where are you going?
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I told you, I heard something.
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I know you re trying to scare me.
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I am not.
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What is it?
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I must have left the window in my room open.
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- Could you get that? Marnie?
- Yeah.
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- Hello?
- Hello. Who is this?
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Marnie. Who is this?
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This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
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What?
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- I am sorry. I had to.
- You bitch!
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- So not funny.
- Somebody falls for it every year.
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- I don't see why you get off on this shi.....
- Marnie?
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Marnie? Marnie?!?
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Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor.
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You know, you really should direct horror films.
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Wherever you are...
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Lemme guess. You want me to walk
by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh?
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Ok. Timing, timing is perfect. But you don't have the
app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghostface.
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- Can you?
- Yes, I can.
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- Who is this?
- Not an app.
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- Is this Trevor?
- Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
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Think of me as your director. You re in my movie.
You got a fun part so don't blow it.
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- What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back.
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But you, you re dumb blond with the big tits.
We'll have some fun with you before you die.
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I have a 4.0 GPA (Grade Point Average) and 135 IQ asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?
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- She's on the cutting room floor.
-That's not funny.
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This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die.
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And you'd better start running.
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Marnie?
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- What do you think?
- Well, I guess today's the anniversary.
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- Kids...
- No, I meant the display.
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- It's good.
- Told the owner I'd kill his cat if you didn't get a ring.
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Nice...
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- Woah, 25 to stay alive!
- Shit! Sorry Sheriff!
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Kirby...
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Ehi, before you get in the car, you
have to promise not to kill me.
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Why? What did you do?
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Trevor called me last night.
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Why is he calling you?
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Because you won't take his calls, he knows
I have your ear and he wants to know.
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- Know what?
- How upset you are.
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- Can we just not talk about this?
- Fine, fine.
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So, Trevor called me last night.
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He called you too?
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He's afraid your cousin coming to Woodsboro is distracting you from knowing how sorry he really is.
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- Well, that's inventive.
- God...
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Oh, by the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper? Angel of Death?
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What are you talking about?
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Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.
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It's very dramatic. She's the reason why I love horror movies.
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I'm sure she'd love to hear that. If I knew her which, I don't really.
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Well, wherever she went, peple died. Other people. It was never her.
136
00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:08,006
I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise for her, it should be Final Destination.
137
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,614
- And why is Jenny Randall calling me?
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- I cannot stand Jenny Randall...
- Hello?
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00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:14,659
- Oh, Jill...
- Why?
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- Shh...Jenny, is this you?
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What's your favorite scary movie?
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- Ok, who is this?
- What does she want?
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00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:28,254
- I said, who is this?
- I asked you a question.
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What's your favorite scary movie?
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I'm hanging up.
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Wow, that was original.
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I got a call like that this morning from Marnie the Carnie.
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- What?
- Watch out!
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- Nice proof asshole!
- Ok...
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- You should really stop at sign.
- Sorry...
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Angel of Death.
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- Mayor wants these down before lunch.
- Only 25 more to go.
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00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:13,442
- Morning Sheriff.
- Morning Deputy. Joe.
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Morning Sheriff.
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- Looks like the celebration's begun.
- High School kids probably.
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Yeah. One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
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Sorry you can never get away from this.
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You know, I wish I had been old enough to be
part of the Forest when you were solving those crimes.
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It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
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- Yeah.
- How's Gale by the way?
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Gale's good. She's writing...fiction.
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Hey I made some lemon squares, they're in my car.
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Thanks Deputy, but no, thanks.
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Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square.
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Yeah, but I would be cheating on the diet.
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Sheriff Riley! Come in! Sheriff Riley!
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This is Sheriff Riley, go ahead.
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You gotta get over to the Randall house right
away. It's bad Sheriff, real bad.
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The book is "Out of Darkness" and its author Sidney Prescott is here with us today.
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Have the 7 Stab movies all based on Gale Weathers'
books about you made it even harder to go on?
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I don't blame Gale, that's in the past. Now if I was
a victim for too long, it was up to me to reinvent myself.
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- That's why I wrote this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody. And rave reviews for her book, "Out of Darkness".
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Allright Gale, let's do it. Let's reinvent myself.
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Except, I have no fucking idea what to write!
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00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:18,336
- How's that new?
- That's the 2.0 upgrade version. I am totally mobile, man.
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Nice.
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Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer, here with
the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
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Here is my Woodsboro masquerade anniversary
question: What is your favorite scary movie?
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Is that all you got? Some stupid douche question?
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Yeah, where did you hear that anyway?
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It's a line from Stab 1. Hey Charlie.
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- You re a genre nut Kirby, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Bambi.
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- Dork.
- What?
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That's...funny, Kirby.
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- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.
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00:17:56,568 --> 00:17:58,653
Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole.
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- I think Charlie likes you.
- And I like him. To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
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You could do a lot worse, trust me.
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Oh, hi Trevor. Bye Trevor.
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Can we talk? Somebody cares about you over here you know?
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Someone who made you really happy once.
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Someone who never should have let you go.
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When you re done with a phone call, you let someone go...
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When you take someone to the airport, you let them go...
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When you tell someone you love her, and she gives you
everything, and then you go out with someone else...
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that is not letting her go, that is dumping her. Ok? That's betrayal.
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Trevor Sheldon denied live on Hall Pass with
Robbie Mercer. What is your favorite scary movie, man?
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I'll show you.
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Now I began to believe myself that that was all I
was, a victim. And that was unacceptable to me...
200
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So, I sat down and began to write a new role that would be my own.
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A role for a woman who could leave the walls
of fear behind and step out into the sunlight.
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Out of Darkness.
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- Thank you.
- Ok, we re gonna start the book signing in a sec, so buy your copies while they last.
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- May you ladies.
- New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...
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- Gale...I am glad you came.
- Congratulations, Sidney.
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- I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but...
- Well, you can get one.
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- Dewey! Ehi!
- Hey, Sidney. Gale, you made it.
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What's going on Dewey?
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00:19:53,215 --> 00:19:57,041
Hey, Sid, I am sorry. I gotta do
something...I am really sorry.
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Excuse me. This will only take a minute. I need
you all to stay where you are and remain silent.
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Nobody leaves, you heard the Sheriff, thanks you.
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- Can't this wait 45, I am running an event here.
- M'am this is a police event now.
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- What's going on?
- Gale, this is police business. If you could just let us handle this.
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I am talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
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00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:19,832
Listen. There's a phone we believe may have
been taken from the scene of a crime.
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Deputy Hicks has traced its location
back to these coordinates.
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- The rest is "need to know".
- And I am not "need to know"?
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Shhhh.
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Sheriff! Ringing out here!
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There.
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- It's coming from the trunk
- Yeah.
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- Dewey...
- They need everyone to stay back.
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- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.
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- Damn. - It's now official crime scene. Let's lock it down.
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- Crime scene. - Detach him right out of here. Everybody back.
- Give me that camera. - Stand back.
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- Give me that camera.
- Stand back.
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- Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
- I am afraid not, Sid. Come on.
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- Amber, you re not gonna believe this...
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- Stand back, Gale. Gale.
- Just wanna see.
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Ok, essays are due Tuesday, "Why Woodsboro is the best..."
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Anything with an on-off swith should be off, that's the rule.
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Somebody wanna share?
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Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper were murdered last night. - What?
234
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- What? - Stabbed to death.
235
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- What's your favorite scary movie? - Shut up!
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Y'all Tuesday, class is not hold then
- That was fast.
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This week marks the anniversary of the infamous Woodsboro murders.
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Two girls killed the exact day local celebrity victim
Sidney Prescott chose to return to her hometown.
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It could be something right out of a Gale Weathers' best seller. And where is she now?
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Well, living right here in Woodsboro, cos
she's the wife of Sheriff Dewey Riley - Mrs Riley - Hoss.
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- First Lady.
- Perkins.
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Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting an interview.
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- Great! I love interviews.
- You have to wait, Gale. Sorry, can't let you in there.
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What are you gonna do? Arrest me, Deputy Judy?
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If it comes to it. Civilian interference with a police
investigation poses many a problem in a court of law.
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Ok. Listen to me Judy. I don't mind that
you re working with my hudband.
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Or that you re even baking those little treats, as you do
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But if you re gonna start acting like him, you
gotta put a mustache on, cos you sound ridiculous - Gale.
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- Judy.
- Gale!
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Deputy. Gale. Calm please.
251
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- Uh, Sidney, if you don't mind giving us a minute.
- Sid. - Hi, Gale.
252
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Dewey, would you please explain to Betty Crocker
that I have every right to be here?
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If there's been another murder in Woodsboro obviusly....
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- That is not public information.
- It is all over the Internet, Dewey.
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- It is?
- Yes, the whole world knows about it before me.
256
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She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff.
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Ok. Hang on. Uhm, are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote a book on this" ?
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- Gale, with all due respect, I don't see how that pertains to...
- Because I wrote the book on this.
259
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"The Woodsboro murders" by Gale Weathers.
- But you re not a reporter anymore, Gale.
260
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- Woh, woh,woh..
- And even if you were...
261
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Woh. Don't treat me like I'm the media.
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I helped solve these things. 3 times, remember?
You and me, together.
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- But I am the Sheriff now, Gale.
- Right?
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- What, you re not gonna help you with this?
- I can't.
265
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Allright then, I am going rogue. This is what
I am good at, Dewey. This is what I know how to do.
266
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Your lemon squares taste like ass.
267
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- They don't. They really don't.
- Thank you, Sir.
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- Sheriff. - Yeah? - We got a couple high school kids in here.
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We got a couple high school kids in here.
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Two of em, they say they got threatening phone
calls this morning from the victims' phones.
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- Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.
- That's Sid's cousin. Damn.
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- Right in here, Sheriff. - Hey, Jill.
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- Sidney. Hi.
- Hi.
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It's nice to see you, even under the circumstances.
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- You ok? - Yeah.
276
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- So two of you got phone calls?
- Yeah, us two. "What's your favorite scary movie?".
277
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It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
From, I mean you know, from your life.
278
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I am Kirby, by the way. I am their friend.
279
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- And the killer didn't call you?
- No.
280
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This is..this is a bad thing? Does that mean
that I am not gonna live as long as these two?
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No...Maybe. Of course not. Just...just be careful.
282
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- Oh my God, did you hear that? I am gonna be next!
- Dewey, I shouldn't be here. I should leave town.
283
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I am afraid that's not really possible, Sidney.
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Look, nobody thinks you re involved but
everyone's a suspect. I am sorry.
285
00:25:27,215 --> 00:25:31,981
And there was evidence in your car connecting
the killer to you. You may be a material witness.
286
00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:39,956
- So, you know, you ll have 24 hour police surveillance.
- That's comforting.
287
00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:51,540
It's Rebecca. Oh my fucking God, Henry.
Yes! Its true. Two girls butchered. Pay day.
288
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I was so not feeling Woodsboro. Was like lame
PR, am I right? Well, fuck me wow! Best idea ever.
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Henry, I ll call you back.
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Excuse me. I have to geek out. I hadn't got a chance to
say something earlier, but it's suck an honor to meet you.
291
00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:10,390
- Thank you. - Rebecca Walters.
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00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:14,008
- Hi.
- When I was a kid it was all about top story with Gale Weathers.
293
00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:17,448
- You were my 90s!
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.
294
00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:20,827
You gave it all for love, I know that. How
long have you and Dewey been married?
295
00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:24,830
- Ten years.
- Oh, just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow!
296
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:26,216
Wow...
297
00:26:27,572 --> 00:26:31,085
I didn't mean "bad wow", it's just, it always seemed
like more of a horror movie romance than a real one
298
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,557
because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.
299
00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:38,989
Uh, dug a hole. Climbing out, here. So anyway,
300
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Kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map.
Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand
301
00:26:45,244 --> 00:26:50,186
Listen, in about 2 seconds I am gonna revitalize
your face... with my tarnished brand.
302
00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:52,345
I still got it.
303
00:26:54,398 --> 00:26:55,576
Uhm, tasty.
304
00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:09,287
She's so pretty. When you think about what
she survived. She must have scars everywhere.
305
00:27:09,287 --> 00:27:11,059
Shhhh, Come on.
306
00:27:11,622 --> 00:27:17,774
Her mom is my sister. I have scars too.
None ever asks me about my scars.
307
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:22,508
- I am sorry Mrs Roberts.
- She means nice scars, mom.
308
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Oh, well. Fine.
309
00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:37,083
- How are you? How's Gale?
- I am alright. But Gale,
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it's been hard on her. Small town. Small town husband. Not much to write about.
311
00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:56,048
- You two ok?
- Well, i read somewhere once "Just when you think things can't get any worse,
312
00:27:56,809 --> 00:28:04,639
sometimes they don't...Sometimes, they get better.", Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott, page 220.
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Gotta get going.
314
00:28:21,581 --> 00:28:27,462
- It's nice to see you, Dewey. Been thru a lot together.
- We ll get thru this too, ok?
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I ll go.
316
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:53,475
Be good. It's ok. Relax, relax. It's just me.
317
00:28:53,475 --> 00:28:58,354
- What the hell are you doing here? There are cops right out front.
- No match for the ninja, baby.
318
00:29:01,024 --> 00:29:06,737
Anyway, what are you doing in the house of Sidney
Prescott? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
319
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:12,722
Can you please get away from the window?
You've no right to be in here. Not anymore.
320
00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:18,561
Hang on. I heard you got a phone call from the killer. Is that true?
321
00:29:19,394 --> 00:29:23,783
- And you care?
- Don't you think it'd be a lot safer with me around?
322
00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:30,456
- I don't trust you, Trevor.
- Hey. I am just gonna have to make sure that you do. Alright?
323
00:29:33,865 --> 00:29:38,152
Oh, sorry, I didn't...
- No, he's just leaving. Its...it's my ex.
324
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,800
- Oh. - Yeah, the one and only.
325
00:29:42,426 --> 00:29:43,927
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:29:44,928 --> 00:29:50,496
It's cool to meet you...officially. I keep meaning to
pick up a copy of your book, but...
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00:29:52,685 --> 00:29:53,946
You re smaller in person.
328
00:30:02,674 --> 00:30:08,272
- What?
- Nothing, you just, ehm, you remind me of me.
329
00:30:10,847 --> 00:30:14,078
- Lock your window, ok?
- Yeah, goodnight.
330
00:30:14,851 --> 00:30:15,476
Night.
331
00:30:18,228 --> 00:30:25,047
- Sorry about that. Just making my rounds before taking off.
- Great, thanks.
332
00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:31,439
- You don't remember me, do you?
- Sorry?
333
00:30:32,179 --> 00:30:35,233
We went to High School together. Judy Hicks?
334
00:30:35,796 --> 00:30:43,794
We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too.
We were in Peter Pan together. I played a Lost Boy.
335
00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:52,666
- You were... Tiger Lily.
- I am sorry, it was a long time ago.
336
00:30:54,095 --> 00:31:00,392
It's ok, ehm. You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
337
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:05,261
Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
- You too.
338
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:15,801
- Everything ok upstairs?
- You re supposed to be out front, Perkins.
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00:31:25,123 --> 00:31:31,180
- 4 letter word for...courage?
- Uh, guts.
340
00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:44,047
- It's Olivia Morris, she lives next door. She's on the list.
- She can live next door to me.
341
00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:52,678
Now seriously, ehm, Mary I am warning you, ok? I am
gonna have to get physical. I mean it. This is it! Just fuck off!
342
00:32:03,845 --> 00:32:06,140
- Hello?
- What are you guys up to?
343
00:32:06,348 --> 00:32:11,289
Uhm, we re watching Shaun of the Dead.
- You know there's two zombies sitting outside your house in a car?
344
00:32:11,289 --> 00:32:15,459
- Yeah, they are cops. You wanna come up?
- Angel of Death leave?
345
00:32:15,459 --> 00:32:20,266
- No, she's in the guest room.
- Forget it. Next door is close enough.
346
00:32:20,266 --> 00:32:26,074
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's. It's creepier in here tonight.
347
00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:31,777
No, the zombies are still in their
car, so you should be alright.
348
00:32:31,777 --> 00:32:33,862
- Call me tomorrow, ok?
- Right.
349
00:32:34,696 --> 00:32:37,688
- She wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.
350
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,116
Watch this.
351
00:32:48,719 --> 00:32:53,827
- Who's speaking?
- What's your favorite scary movie, Olivia?
352
00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:58,916
It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. Speaking of
Stab, you heard where the Stab- a- thon's gonna be at?
353
00:32:59,468 --> 00:33:02,533
No. It doesn't matter to me anyways, mom doesn't let me go.
354
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:09,624
- It's Trevor, I'll handle this.
- Trevor is calling...again.
355
00:33:09,937 --> 00:33:13,419
-What do you want?
- I wanna talk to Jill.
356
00:33:13,419 --> 00:33:18,881
Uhm, no it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is
screening her calls from all past relationships.
357
00:33:18,881 --> 00:33:22,291
-What's going on over there?
- Hang on one sec. What is he saying?
358
00:33:22,531 --> 00:33:27,786
- I am not Trevor.
- W-What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
359
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:33,531
- This isn't Trevor.
- Oh, oh, alright. Then why do you have his phone?
360
00:33:33,531 --> 00:33:38,848
- Whoever this is. He's trying to do Ghostface.
- He's being weird.
361
00:33:39,577 --> 00:33:43,758
- I wanna talk to Jill.
- Ok, well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
362
00:33:44,206 --> 00:33:48,941
Come on, Mr Ghostface, whisper to me.
Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
363
00:33:49,493 --> 00:33:53,601
- Alright. How's the movie?
- What movie?
364
00:33:53,601 --> 00:33:58,501
- Shaun of the Dead.
- How did you know that?
365
00:33:59,064 --> 00:34:03,828
- Because I'm standing in the closet.
- Stop, you're not.
366
00:34:04,214 --> 00:34:06,467
- What's going on?
- Trevor is being weird.
367
00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:08,520
- I mean, if it is him, I dunno.
- What?
368
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:12,493
- This is not fucking Trevor!
- Well, then who the fuck are you?
369
00:34:12,837 --> 00:34:19,968
- Open the closet door.
- You do know there are cops all over this house?
370
00:34:19,968 --> 00:34:22,961
I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
371
00:34:24,243 --> 00:34:26,788
- I'll talk to him.
- Shhhhhh.
372
00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:29,675
- What's going on over there, you guys? -
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00:34:30,613 --> 00:34:30,957
- S-Sorry, I dunno. Kirby? -Shhhhhh.
374
00:34:30,957 --> 00:34:34,096
S-Sorry, I-I dunno. Kirby?
- Shhhh.
375
00:34:34,096 --> 00:34:36,630
- Kirby.
- Come on, do it.
376
00:34:37,151 --> 00:34:41,018
- There is no way you re in there.
- See for yourself.
377
00:34:41,988 --> 00:34:47,525
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me.
This isn't funny! Kirby!
378
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:59,869
- Liar. I am over this.
- I never said I was in your closet.
379
00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:06,656
Oh my God!
380
00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:08,846
- Olivia! - Oh my God!
381
00:35:09,888 --> 00:35:11,318
Help, in my house!
382
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:17,333
No!
383
00:35:26,132 --> 00:35:27,843
No. No!
384
00:35:39,395 --> 00:35:41,271
- Hoss!
- Olivia!
385
00:35:41,552 --> 00:35:42,240
Perkins!
386
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,128
Shit.
387
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:45,350
- What?
- Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
388
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:50,501
- Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that?
- Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you?
389
00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:54,181
- You think you're still the star.
- This isn't a fucking movie!
390
00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:55,922
- It will be. - These are innocent people.
391
00:36:55,922 --> 00:37:01,875
Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this
blood shed, haven't you? How about the town you left behind?
392
00:37:02,396 --> 00:37:08,725
I ve got plans for you. I am gonna slit your eyelids in
half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face.
393
00:37:09,006 --> 00:37:16,274
You'll die when I want you to, Sidney. Not
a moment before. Until then, you re going to suffer.
394
00:37:17,254 --> 00:37:21,143
- Sidney!
- Jill? Stay right there.
395
00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:23,926
- Is she...
- Do not look, ok?
396
00:37:24,729 --> 00:37:28,587
- She said you were the Angel of Death.
- Look out!
397
00:37:50,262 --> 00:37:53,183
- Come look. Look over there.
- He's in here.
398
00:37:53,881 --> 00:37:59,271
- Where is he?
- He was...
399
00:37:59,271 --> 00:38:02,888
- What's your status?
- Jill?
400
00:38:04,526 --> 00:38:05,329
- Don't.
401
00:38:14,618 --> 00:38:17,361
What happened? Oh my God, Jill.
402
00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:25,232
Jesus. Your hon, 'Vis. Baby, baby. Come here.
Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's get care of you, right?
403
00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:30,341
- Jill? Oh my God. Are you ok?
- Give me a hand.
404
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,707
- Keep your pressure on it.
- There's somebody back there.
405
00:38:34,762 --> 00:38:36,044
- Call it in.
- Right.
406
00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:42,592
- Hey, are you ok?
- You should look upstairs.
407
00:38:54,384 --> 00:38:56,542
Let's get the corners and rub around these.
408
00:39:01,963 --> 00:39:03,287
Thought this was over!
409
00:39:06,624 --> 00:39:08,334
It's all your fault, Sidney.
410
00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:10,627
Just like her mother!
411
00:39:16,539 --> 00:39:18,144
I am sorry of what I said.
412
00:39:20,262 --> 00:39:23,775
- Shouldn't you get that looked at?
- Yeah.
413
00:39:26,172 --> 00:39:31,500
- What the hell happened?
- Ok, I saw him going to that yard, two houses down, right before.
414
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,909
- A-A-And I circled around to cut him off.
- And?
415
00:39:35,713 --> 00:39:40,613
- And I met Hoss coming from the other direction.
- No, he must have circled back around somehow. He's like a ghost.
416
00:39:41,905 --> 00:39:44,304
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.
417
00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:47,671
Alright. Get outta here.
418
00:40:01,173 --> 00:40:05,239
This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
webcasting live in our darkest hour.
419
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,857
What began as a day of remembrance,
has ended with a serial murder.
420
00:40:08,857 --> 00:40:14,570
Olivia Morris, who officially would never go out
with me, is dead. So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.
421
00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:18,710
Our local legacy, the Stab movies, is coming to life.
422
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:24,653
- Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
- My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
423
00:40:24,653 --> 00:40:29,073
- Mind turning it off? A little old school, off the record?
- Can't. Owe it to my audience.
424
00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:31,825
- Turn the fucking thing off.
- Ok...
425
00:40:33,775 --> 00:40:38,051
- So, you two are the boys who run the
movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
426
00:40:38,051 --> 00:40:42,221
- Oh, Charlie rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
- It's called Cinema Club.
427
00:40:42,846 --> 00:40:48,800
- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?
- Maybe.
428
00:40:49,707 --> 00:40:53,178
What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
429
00:40:53,178 --> 00:40:58,611
Two generations of cutting edge journalists
intertwining our passions for media.
430
00:40:59,831 --> 00:41:02,500
- What would you say?
- I love you?
431
00:41:03,271 --> 00:41:10,788
Very good. Now, you give me your expertise on the gore geek
scene at Woodsboro High and maybe I give you something in return
432
00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:19,140
- Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club...by me?
- What about Sidney?
433
00:41:20,453 --> 00:41:23,342
- What about Sidney?
- Hey, you know her, right? I am you're friends with her?
434
00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:30,577
No offense but, that'd be a big deal for some of the club.
A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
435
00:41:30,577 --> 00:41:34,758
Uh, yes she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
436
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:38,751
- When was the bookshelf in the box office? - Never.
437
00:41:42,619 --> 00:41:46,831
- There's no broken bones. I think you'll be
fine. Maybe just take a couple weeks off.
438
00:41:50,272 --> 00:41:57,194
So, Sidney...Uh, ouh. Anyway, long story short
, Random wants to lock you into 3 more books, now.
439
00:41:57,507 --> 00:42:01,157
See the blank line in your contract? You can name your phrase.
440
00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:04,639
And as soon as you re clear in this investigation,
we re on the next plane to New York.
441
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:09,925
- I booked Today, The View, Nancy Grace, MTV News.
- Excuse me, can I...can I ask you a question?
442
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:15,701
- Did you read my book?
- Thought I'd wait for the movie.
443
00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:27,316
- Book tour is over. - Sidney. Accept your situation.
You re a victim, for life. So, embrace it, use it.
444
00:42:28,192 --> 00:42:32,716
I know you care about your readers. All those little
down-trodden fucks that just need a light at the end of their
445
00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:38,899
tunnels so they don't jump off a bridge. And a lucky break
like this? I am talking a 100 percent increase in sales, minimum.
446
00:42:38,899 --> 00:42:44,154
That's maybe a million more people getting your
message and you get a ton more checks. Win-win.
447
00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:49,065
- I won't be needing you anymore.
- Sidney!
448
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,181
- You re fired.
- Fired?
449
00:42:51,181 --> 00:42:54,277
- Fired!
- Fine.
450
00:43:16,819 --> 00:43:18,810
"What do you think about my book, Rebecca?"
451
00:43:32,302 --> 00:43:36,857
The problem of Sidney is she never gets laid.
Or even a little shit faced once in a while.
452
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:41,737
She'll call me at 9 to apologize. Just watch.
453
00:43:48,931 --> 00:43:55,719
She'll come around. Gotta just give her
time. Sidney will come....around.
454
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:10,638
- This is Rebecca.
- Sidney Prescott, please.
455
00:44:11,097 --> 00:44:14,464
I am handling Ms Prescott's calls and appearances.
May I take a message?
456
00:44:14,464 --> 00:44:23,796
You are the message. Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.
457
00:44:23,796 --> 00:44:28,666
But, it's kinda hard to hear you. I'm in a hospital,
with Sidney. If you can just hang on one second.
458
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:32,658
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
459
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:44,002
You know, Rebecca, it doesn't
sound to me like you re in the hospital.
460
00:44:44,493 --> 00:44:51,237
Sounds like you re in a parking garage.
A dark and deserted parking garage.
461
00:44:52,802 --> 00:44:57,921
But if you wanna be in the hospital, I'd be
happy to put you there. In the morgue!
462
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,436
Help! Help! Save me!
463
00:46:04,084 --> 00:46:06,943
Cut and run, you fucking bastard.
464
00:47:15,650 --> 00:47:22,187
This is an ongoing investigation.
But rest assured, we re pursuing a number of leads.
465
00:47:22,187 --> 00:47:24,522
-Sheriff
- The less I say about that, the better.
466
00:47:25,106 --> 00:47:27,368
So, I'm taking questions.
467
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:30,288
- Dewey!
- Gale?
468
00:47:30,570 --> 00:47:36,033
Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to
resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders?
469
00:47:36,315 --> 00:47:38,191
Hun? Later!
470
00:47:39,161 --> 00:47:40,245
What was that, Sheriff?
471
00:47:40,484 --> 00:47:44,446
As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
472
00:47:44,446 --> 00:47:51,099
We just want the community to know that we re very
close to bringing this whole situation under control.
473
00:47:58,366 --> 00:48:01,431
Hey, someone! Get up to the top
of the structure! Go! Go!
474
00:48:01,431 --> 00:48:04,350
- Everyone back! Stay back!
- Back, nobody move!
475
00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:06,476
Jenkins, I want a man on this stairwell.
476
00:48:08,937 --> 00:48:11,482
- You see anybody?
- Nobody out there.
477
00:48:11,868 --> 00:48:13,536
There's nobody out there, Sheriff!
478
00:48:15,339 --> 00:48:19,760
- It's all under control huh, Sheriff?
- But what am I supposed to say?
479
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,254
Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform,
but I happen to have a lead and you don't.
480
00:48:25,922 --> 00:48:28,288
So let me know when you re back on Team Gale.
481
00:48:30,373 --> 00:48:31,833
Move back, I am the Sheriff.
482
00:48:42,343 --> 00:48:47,910
Ok, Cinema Club, we re not in session.
Welcome. I'll tell you a little bit about ourselves.
483
00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:54,896
We re a sanctioned after school activity, one
rung below the Glee club, two above Nintendo Wii Fit
484
00:48:54,896 --> 00:49:00,495
and let me just say to our guest
, Sidney Prescott, it's an honor.
485
00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:08,116
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair,
I mean, this is the ultimate.
486
00:49:08,605 --> 00:49:15,425
Thanks, I-I guess. This, uhm...you film your entire
High School experience and what, post it on the net?
487
00:49:15,425 --> 00:49:19,460
- Everybody will be doing it someday, Sid.
- It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
488
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:26,456
- Wait, what do you mean?
- Well, if you wanna be the new "new version", the killer should be filming the murders.
489
00:49:26,456 --> 00:49:30,803
That's like the natural next step in the psycho
slasher innovation. I mean you film em all real time
490
00:49:30,803 --> 00:49:35,359
- and then before you get caught, you upload em into cyberspace.
- Making your art as immortal as you.
491
00:49:36,402 --> 00:49:37,894
- Not to implicate him...
- Not to implicate me...
492
00:49:38,206 --> 00:49:43,950
-So who do you think is behind the murders?
- Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.
493
00:49:44,263 --> 00:49:47,985
Working on less of a Screquel and more of a Screamake.
- Copyrighted terms, by the way.
494
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:51,634
Cos all there are now are remakes.
Only horror the studios green-light.
495
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:56,608
I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed.
The unexpected is the new cliché.
496
00:49:56,608 --> 00:49:59,464
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off
497
00:49:59,464 --> 00:50:03,573
done with some flashy music video direction.
And the kills gotta be way more extreme.
498
00:50:03,573 --> 00:50:08,545
Modern audiences got savvy to the rules of the originals,
so the reversals become the new standard.
499
00:50:08,545 --> 00:50:14,008
In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern
horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.
500
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:23,361
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?
- Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
501
00:50:23,361 --> 00:50:28,408
- Two kids killed in a house while their parents are away.
- And then the school's "hot chick" savaged beyond recognition.
502
00:50:28,408 --> 00:50:30,909
- We all know where it goes from there...
- A party.
503
00:50:31,577 --> 00:50:38,427
- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath.
- Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
504
00:50:40,794 --> 00:50:45,590
- Ok, do you know of a party that's happening tonight?
- Well, there's Stab- a- thon.
505
00:50:46,809 --> 00:50:52,690
- Stab- a- thon?
- Uh, It's a movie marathon. All 7 Stabs back to back. We do it every year.
506
00:50:52,690 --> 00:50:59,790
- Is tonight? There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie.
- I know, it's pretty wild.
507
00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,114
We have to call it off.
508
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:06,432
- Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday. I am sure we re not
the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
509
00:51:06,432 --> 00:51:10,883
- But where is this circle-jerk gonna take place?
- So, let's ready for this Q&A.
510
00:51:10,883 --> 00:51:16,838
- No, no. I really want the location.
- You know, it's kind of an underground thing. Email invites. Pretty secret.
511
00:51:17,849 --> 00:51:24,031
What, you re not gonna tell me? Really?
We re working together. Remember?
512
00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:28,556
- So you re ready for the Q&A?
- Fuck you. Let's go.
513
00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:34,092
That was awesome.
514
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:37,501
- Nobody comes to the house unless we say so.
- Got it.
515
00:51:37,501 --> 00:51:39,586
I feel like I'm under house arrest.
516
00:51:54,965 --> 00:52:02,618
You know when people say "I know how you feel", but
you know they re just saying that because they really have no
517
00:52:02,618 --> 00:52:08,946
freaking idea how you feel? I know how you feel.
518
00:52:12,877 --> 00:52:15,379
I am so sorry about Olivia.
519
00:52:20,322 --> 00:52:22,167
I am sorry about your publicist.
520
00:52:27,317 --> 00:52:34,136
How do you handle it, people staring at you all the time?
- People stare at me?
521
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:41,403
I could never handle that kind of attention.
I just feel like it would take over your whole life.
522
00:52:44,218 --> 00:52:57,615
Uh, all I do is I...try not to think about me.
I have people I care about. I focus on them.
523
00:52:59,493 --> 00:53:02,662
And the rest, uhm, it works out.
524
00:53:04,955 --> 00:53:10,940
You saved my life last night. I mean, I know
we re family but... you heard a thing on me.
525
00:53:12,264 --> 00:53:17,310
Makes me wonder, you know,
if I'd be brave enough to do the same thing.
526
00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:21,898
I really hope you never have to find that out.
527
00:53:25,547 --> 00:53:28,331
Oh, if you need me, you know where to find me.
528
00:53:28,821 --> 00:53:31,917
I'll be up in my cell, oh, I mean, my room.
529
00:53:56,334 --> 00:54:02,112
Our rooms are boarded up. That's the
view from my cell. It's really weird.
530
00:54:02,675 --> 00:54:06,146
I think Olivia would understand, ok?
She'd want me to be around other people.
531
00:54:07,022 --> 00:54:11,401
Holy shit. Even if I did just crash land on planet dork.
532
00:54:12,934 --> 00:54:15,957
Speaking of which, Trevor's here.
- Hey, Kirby.
533
00:54:15,957 --> 00:54:20,721
-What is he doing there? That is so not his scene.
- I have no idea, maybe he thought you would be here.
534
00:54:21,002 --> 00:54:25,842
Yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night?
I mean, my mum is just completely freaked out.
535
00:54:25,842 --> 00:54:30,501
-It's not prim.
- Alright, you go do your good girl thing and I'll drink for the both of us.
536
00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:33,910
- I will keep you posted.
- Alright, be safe.
537
00:55:18,128 --> 00:55:23,309
Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon!
538
00:55:23,309 --> 00:55:27,314
- Thank you! Thank you. Gracias. Gracias.
- Shhhh.
539
00:55:28,638 --> 00:55:31,734
Cinema Club thanks you for coming up for our third annual Stab-a-thon.
540
00:55:31,734 --> 00:55:33,923
Thank you, number-3-thon. We thank you in rows.
541
00:55:33,923 --> 00:55:37,781
- Are you ready to drink every time someone can't get a cellphone signal?
- Yeah!
542
00:55:38,063 --> 00:55:43,974
- Are you ready to drink every time someone shuts the refrigerator
door and, oh my God, there's the harmless character right behind it?
543
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:45,434
Yeah!
544
00:55:45,434 --> 00:55:49,438
-Are you ready to drink every time somebody screams the word....
- No!
545
00:55:49,438 --> 00:55:52,534
Let's get the Stab-athon started!
546
00:56:08,570 --> 00:56:09,998
Ghostface!
547
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,364
Get out in 5!
548
00:56:13,439 --> 00:56:14,763
Move your ass!
549
00:56:15,357 --> 00:56:16,400
Screw you!
550
00:56:52,651 --> 00:56:53,652
Yes!
551
00:57:00,679 --> 00:57:02,806
Uh, Yeah. Back on my game.
552
00:57:04,714 --> 00:57:07,957
Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.
553
00:57:08,301 --> 00:57:15,016
When I moved to Woodsboro, I never in a million
years dreamed that I would again play the critical role...
554
00:57:15,016 --> 00:57:17,590
...in solving another series of these...
555
00:57:26,253 --> 00:57:27,402
What the hell?
556
00:57:50,954 --> 00:57:54,572
- Gale, where are you?
- I followed the kids to the Stab-a-thon.
557
00:57:54,854 --> 00:58:01,598
There's an old abandoned farm on 4th Dylan Road.
Listen, I-I got it under surveillance, but I think the killer is about to make his move.
558
00:58:02,151 --> 00:58:08,073
- What makes you so sure?
- You do a remake to outdo the original, that's what the kids said.
559
00:58:08,073 --> 00:58:12,453
This party is all about the Stab movies.
Come on, how meta can you get?
560
00:58:12,943 --> 00:58:16,560
- How "what the.." can you get?
- I dunno, I heard em say it.
561
00:58:16,978 --> 00:58:23,337
- Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here.
Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story. It's a win-win.
562
00:58:23,337 --> 00:58:28,174
- Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
- Oh come..are you serious? C'mon!
563
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:35,202
- Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me! I gotta fix my equipment.
- Gale!
564
00:58:38,017 --> 00:58:39,028
Shit.
565
00:58:54,168 --> 00:59:01,121
Bravo, well...very well done, very, I'm very impressed.
Kind of. Kinda impressed. Not Really.
566
00:59:01,507 --> 00:59:03,311
- That'll do. - Yeah? - Yeah.
567
00:59:03,311 --> 00:59:05,677
- Yeah, she wants you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
568
00:59:08,493 --> 00:59:11,069
Nooooooo!
569
00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:14,342
Ghostface.....
570
00:59:23,485 --> 00:59:25,789
- Hello?
- Hello.
571
00:59:26,790 --> 00:59:30,824
- Who is this?
- Were you expecting somebody now?
572
00:59:38,165 --> 00:59:41,647
You know, I don't even know you...
- ...and I dislike you already.
573
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,829
- Hicks, how far are you from 4th Dylan Road?
- 5 minutes at the most, Sir.
574
00:59:45,829 --> 00:59:46,590
Well, step on it.
575
00:59:48,987 --> 00:59:50,238
Look out your window.
576
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:38,043
Gale! Gale, behind you!
577
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:50,908
No!
578
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:55,746
Gale!
579
01:01:11,302 --> 01:01:12,136
Freeze!
580
01:01:25,909 --> 01:01:27,514
Get out of the way, you morons!
581
01:01:33,039 --> 01:01:33,946
Dammit.
582
01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:40,662
- Ok, put pressure on that.
- Did you catch him?
583
01:01:40,662 --> 01:01:45,916
- No, hopefully your cameras got something.
- They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
584
01:01:45,916 --> 01:01:49,180
- What?
- There's a webcam... set back there.
585
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:52,005
- He was watching me.
- A webcam?
586
01:01:52,453 --> 01:01:55,028
- He's recording the murders.
- What?
587
01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:58,928
This time... he's making the movie.
588
01:02:03,516 --> 01:02:07,728
This Sidney Prescott detail man, I don't like it.
589
01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:10,574
The cops scouting the house, they always get it.
590
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:14,473
What are you talking about?
- It's a movie cop rule.
591
01:02:14,890 --> 01:02:20,531
Sucks to be a cop in a movie. Unless you re Bruce Willis.
- Not all cops die in movies.
592
01:02:21,157 --> 01:02:24,702
No, but if it's your last day before retirement you do.
593
01:02:25,505 --> 01:02:28,288
If you re a rookie, some with a wife
who's pregnant, you do.
594
01:02:29,821 --> 01:02:33,918
Or if your partner is better looking than you,
you do, and by the way, I win that one.
595
01:02:36,117 --> 01:02:38,934
You know what, I'll take the next perimeter. I'll be right back.
596
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,093
Shit.
597
01:02:42,093 --> 01:02:47,180
- I know this one, you re not supposed to say that, are you?
- Eh, new decade, new rules.
598
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:53,300
You know, these days, you might come back, find me
dead. Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out. Could go either way.
599
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:57,022
- I gotta learn this shit.
- Eh, I'll take this one.
600
01:02:59,452 --> 01:03:04,644
- Hey, Hoss. Be careful.
- I am always careful.
601
01:03:08,574 --> 01:03:10,242
Dead man walking.
602
01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:07,920
- Perkins, was there a window open on your
last perimeter check? Perkins, come in. Over.
603
01:04:38,947 --> 01:04:39,437
Anthony?
604
01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:42,254
Perkins?
605
01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:51,793
- Dammit.
- You should have seen the look on your face, rookie.
606
01:04:54,118 --> 01:04:56,141
Hoss! What the fuck!
607
01:04:58,257 --> 01:04:59,299
Holy shit...
608
01:05:10,049 --> 01:05:10,852
Hoss!
609
01:05:27,898 --> 01:05:29,045
Fuck Bruce Willis!
610
01:05:58,301 --> 01:06:03,692
- Sorry. The wind chimes were over here.
- It was me, I was trying to fix em, sorry.
611
01:06:05,579 --> 01:06:08,634
- I am just back the store.
- Were you shopping?
612
01:06:08,947 --> 01:06:13,085
A stress buster. I got one more bag
in the car. I'll be right back.
613
01:06:39,421 --> 01:06:40,818
Jill, you re gonna get that?
614
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:48,503
- Roberts residence.
- You re a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?
615
01:06:48,503 --> 01:06:53,893
Your one and only skill: You survive.
Well, I have one question for you.
616
01:06:54,518 --> 01:06:59,075
What good did to be a survivor in this little drama if everyone close to you is dead?
617
01:06:59,596 --> 01:07:02,588
- Who are you?
- Turn on the TV to channel 6.
618
01:07:02,588 --> 01:07:06,040
- Who the fuck are you?
- Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
619
01:07:07,947 --> 01:07:13,932
...But it nearly turned deadly tonight, with the latest
victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff...
620
01:07:13,932 --> 01:07:21,137
...Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who's in serious condition
tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared...
621
01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:26,215
in a sea of identic.... - Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
622
01:07:26,215 --> 01:07:33,272
- Why are you doing this?
- Ah, friends count, but it's the family ties that cut deep. Am I right?
623
01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:39,570
- What do you mean?
- The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family?
624
01:07:39,570 --> 01:07:41,415
- The bond of blood.
- Don't.
625
01:07:41,905 --> 01:07:45,837
You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
626
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:48,057
Jill!
627
01:08:06,887 --> 01:08:08,617
- Kate!
- Sid?
628
01:08:08,617 --> 01:08:10,640
- She's not in her room.
- Oh my God.
629
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,830
She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her, get her back here.
- Ok.
630
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,114
- Come on, Jill!
- Leave a message.
631
01:08:17,490 --> 01:08:23,370
- She's not picking up. What's going on?
- The killer called, he's coming after me. But he wants my family first.
632
01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:25,080
- Oh God, Jill...
- Let's get the cops.
633
01:08:25,841 --> 01:08:26,915
- The cops aren't there.
- What?
634
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,397
They were there when I first came in, but they re not there now.
- Let's get to Kirby's.
635
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:35,725
Out the front.
636
01:08:44,347 --> 01:08:46,713
Press up on the bottom. Can you?
637
01:08:53,147 --> 01:08:53,981
Let's get out of here.
638
01:08:55,451 --> 01:08:58,016
Kate, come on! Kate!
639
01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:14,302
- Tell Jill I am so sorry...
- No, no, no, no, shhhh...
640
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:26,552
Kate...
641
01:09:43,275 --> 01:09:47,247
- Hicks. What are you doing?
- I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house.
642
01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:49,259
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get em on the radio.
643
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:56,183
- Whose blood is that?
- Is...Is Kate's, we were just attacked. She's dead.
644
01:09:56,288 --> 01:09:58,445
- Where is she?
- The front door.
645
01:09:58,935 --> 01:10:00,218
- Show me.
- Ok.
646
01:10:05,129 --> 01:10:06,140
- Stay here.
- Ok.
647
01:10:12,437 --> 01:10:17,891
This is Deputy Hicks. I've got a homicide at the
Roberts residence. No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
648
01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:20,851
- Copy that. We'll try to locate em.
- I'm so sorry.
649
01:10:32,581 --> 01:10:39,077
You're gonna be fine, alright? I swear.
No more on your own. It's you and me, forever.
650
01:10:41,652 --> 01:10:42,381
Easy.
651
01:10:44,122 --> 01:10:45,550
- Dewey.
- Yeah?
652
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:50,210
Promise me something.
- Anything.
653
01:10:51,422 --> 01:10:56,822
- Catch that motherfucker.
- Absolutely. I love you.
654
01:10:56,822 --> 01:10:57,729
I love you.
655
01:11:00,376 --> 01:11:04,652
- It was chaos. Utter chaos.
- I can't believe that.
656
01:11:04,652 --> 01:11:09,072
The Sheriff's wife, man. She told us to cancel it
and we didn't and now this? What are we supposed to do?
657
01:11:09,072 --> 01:11:11,052
Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.
658
01:11:11,469 --> 01:11:14,150
- This is about the reboots too.
They-they-they one up the original ending.
659
01:11:14,462 --> 01:11:20,301
- "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party, so in the remake...
- ...The party is the false ending. New rules.
660
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:24,586
- Exactly.
- Ok, no offense guys but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
661
01:11:24,586 --> 01:11:26,358
- Yes...
- Nobody cancels my film festival.
662
01:11:26,639 --> 01:11:32,311
Wohaa, I don't wanna watch that. Not after what happened to Olivia.
- Oh, come on. It was her favorite.
663
01:11:32,311 --> 01:11:35,930
Oh, wow Kirby. You have some classics here.
- Yep.
664
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:41,769
"Suspiria","Don't look now"...
- You know it. I can trivia your ass under the table, cinema boy.
665
01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:46,012
Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first?
- Gunnar Hansen.
666
01:11:46,012 --> 01:11:48,899
Wow, did you feel that?
667
01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:55,198
- The charge that moved between us, then?
- Oh, that was me. I have powers.
668
01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:56,803
So sexy...
669
01:11:57,877 --> 01:12:03,100
You guys are unbelievable. You re playing fucking trivia games?
The cops are gonna come for us, they are gonna shut down my website.
670
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:05,456
-We re so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.
671
01:12:05,456 --> 01:12:10,753
- Jesus Christ, where did you come from?
- The front door. By the way Kirby, with everything that's going on right now...
672
01:12:10,753 --> 01:12:14,923
...you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
- Sorry...
673
01:12:15,622 --> 01:12:21,252
- And...May I ask what the hell are you doing here?
- Why, didn't I find the after-party?
674
01:12:21,711 --> 01:12:27,591
- No, you found the Anti-party and it's invitation only.
- Yeah, well, I got an invitation. From Jill.
675
01:12:29,947 --> 01:12:33,815
So, what's the story?
- What?
676
01:12:34,409 --> 01:12:39,935
- You sent me a text message.After-party at
Kirby's house. I mean, it was from your phone.
677
01:12:39,935 --> 01:12:47,765
What do you mean, from my phone? Oh, where is
my phone? I think I left it in your car, I didn't text him.
678
01:12:48,318 --> 01:12:52,081
I didn't text you. And I'll prove it!
679
01:12:53,989 --> 01:12:59,172
So, Charlie, Robbie, how does it feel
to be accessories to a crime, huh?
680
01:12:59,558 --> 01:13:03,175
- I mean, really? Dewey's wife?
- My life is over.
681
01:13:03,384 --> 01:13:06,136
So which one of you guys sent me a text
message from Jill's phone, huh?
682
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:13,851
- W-We re just supposed to accept that you re telling the truth?
- Isn't your phone missing?
683
01:13:15,071 --> 01:13:19,242
- Got a new one.
- Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.
684
01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:22,975
Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?
685
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,685
- Kate Roberts is dead.
- Huh?
686
01:13:25,685 --> 01:13:29,824
- And Sidney fled the scene.
- What, what happened to Kate?
687
01:13:30,345 --> 01:13:32,984
- She was stabbed, just like the others.
- And what about Jill?
688
01:13:33,411 --> 01:13:36,956
- No sign of her at all
- Where the hell were Hoss and Perkins?
689
01:13:37,582 --> 01:13:42,899
They were found dead in their car two blocks away.
Multiple stab wounds.
690
01:13:43,910 --> 01:13:48,571
Ok. I'm on my way.
- Yes, Sir.
691
01:13:56,473 --> 01:13:59,154
- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
692
01:13:59,706 --> 01:14:01,656
- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
693
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:07,358
- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
694
01:14:07,358 --> 01:14:10,768
It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
695
01:14:10,768 --> 01:14:12,717
Why, angry feel.
696
01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:19,567
- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
697
01:14:19,567 --> 01:14:23,707
...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
698
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,968
Charlie, you wanna sit next to me?
699
01:14:44,934 --> 01:14:54,463
Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra.
Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
700
01:14:54,745 --> 01:15:06,360
yes, my Charlie Walker, may get lucky with a girl. Now I'm unable to
, to publish my exact location, however, suffice it to say...
701
01:15:06,777 --> 01:15:12,418
Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. We'll see.
702
01:15:26,483 --> 01:15:27,650
Hello?
703
01:15:31,028 --> 01:15:32,174
Who's there?
704
01:15:37,669 --> 01:15:39,441
Oh my God.
705
01:15:53,433 --> 01:15:56,217
- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
706
01:15:58,646 --> 01:16:01,609
- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
707
01:16:04,454 --> 01:16:05,466
Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?
708
01:16:07,551 --> 01:16:14,161
I'm sorry, I know you re into the movie and all
, but...now would be a really good time to make a move.
709
01:16:15,662 --> 01:16:19,134
- For me to make a move?
-Mhh mhh.
710
01:16:21,470 --> 01:16:24,670
- Couldn't you make a move?
- I just did.
711
01:16:26,266 --> 01:16:34,658
Cos you re actually pretty cute. Especially
when I'm scared...and lonely...and drunk.
712
01:16:37,650 --> 01:16:45,616
Ehi, guys. Did...did you see Jill, coming? I didn't see her outside.
- Yes, Trevor. She is upstairs.
713
01:16:46,138 --> 01:16:49,130
Thank God you re here to protect her when you can't even find her.
714
01:16:50,204 --> 01:16:56,605
- There's nobody out here.
- Oh, dude. I love this part of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
715
01:16:56,605 --> 01:17:01,056
- What is it say?
- Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house
716
01:17:01,546 --> 01:17:03,873
Ghostface comes in and bang!
717
01:17:07,636 --> 01:17:16,332
- Did I interrupt something for you? Shut the fuck up.
- Who invited you, Trevor?
718
01:17:16,853 --> 01:17:20,887
Alright. Clearly not you. Wow.
719
01:17:21,409 --> 01:17:26,278
- I'm moving upstairs.
- Get out of my house!
720
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:35,015
Ehi, ok, I'm a little drunk so, don't blame your Internet connection.
721
01:17:36,370 --> 01:17:41,761
Let's see what Charlie is up to, shall we?
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill...
722
01:17:42,146 --> 01:17:46,213
Oh, intrigue of Woodsboro High.
Who needs to kill around with so much drama?
723
01:18:00,892 --> 01:18:02,289
Oh, man...
724
01:18:04,165 --> 01:18:06,951
Yeah... That's better.
725
01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:24,101
Wait, no!. You can't, you can't, there's rules.
726
01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:28,616
I-I-I'm gay, I'm gay. I mean, if it helps...
727
01:18:35,747 --> 01:18:38,989
...some random girl who gets a call that
undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
728
01:18:38,989 --> 01:18:42,670
It's all so predictable. There's no
element of surprise. You can see ev...
729
01:18:57,434 --> 01:19:04,595
Kirby! So, my phone was up in your room.
There was no text message sent to Trevor. He is such a liar.
730
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:09,601
- Where is he?
- What do you mean, where is he, he just went upstairs looking for you.
731
01:19:10,644 --> 01:19:19,381
- He's not upstairs.
- Trevor! Charlie! Robbie!
732
01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:21,883
Maybe they are outside.
733
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:28,253
Jill...................................... No, it's ok, just I need you to come with me.
Sidney! I am sorry, I should have told you and mom where I was going.
734
01:19:28,253 --> 01:19:32,841
Come with me right now, ok?
Run.
735
01:19:33,123 --> 01:19:33,884
Robbie!
736
01:19:37,741 --> 01:19:38,231
Go!
737
01:19:41,744 --> 01:19:42,619
Sidney!
738
01:19:44,976 --> 01:19:45,883
Come on!
739
01:19:49,856 --> 01:19:51,837
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?
740
01:19:52,358 --> 01:19:58,896
- We can jump?
- It's two stories. Where's your cell? Get under the bed.
741
01:19:58,896 --> 01:20:02,231
- What?
- Just do what I say. Get under the bed and don't make a sound and don't come out till I come get you.
742
01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:04,045
- Just go. Trust me!
- Ok.
743
01:20:11,876 --> 01:20:15,494
You got it? You ok? Jill, run. Just keep running. Get out!
744
01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:43,039
- Hello?
- Dewey!
745
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:47,043
- Sidney, where are you?
- I'm at Kirby's. The killer is here, I need your help.
746
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,648
- I'm on my way.
- Ok.
747
01:20:51,777 --> 01:20:53,101
Sid! Sidney!
748
01:20:53,789 --> 01:20:58,418
- I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
- All units! 329 Whispering Lane!
749
01:21:19,437 --> 01:21:23,847
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call 911
with the land line instead, but someone smashed the router.
750
01:21:23,847 --> 01:21:25,974
I think I called them myself
- Well, where's Jill?
751
01:21:27,361 --> 01:21:29,414
Go, go, go, go!
752
01:21:33,554 --> 01:21:35,890
- There's a room down there. We can lock ourselves in.
753
01:21:36,338 --> 01:21:39,570
- I heard you yelling to Jill. Did she get away?
- I think she's safe.
754
01:21:47,786 --> 01:21:50,183
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie...
755
01:21:52,759 --> 01:21:57,106
No, no, no, no, no, don't. I just found Robbie.
It's...It's just his blood, please.
756
01:21:57,346 --> 01:22:01,559
- Please, there is someone else out here. Let me in.
- If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
757
01:22:03,539 --> 01:22:06,709
- My God! Let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie.
758
01:22:07,157 --> 01:22:11,056
- Kirby, it's me! Please let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie!
759
01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:16,208
- It's me!
- I'm sorry, I can't...
760
01:22:16,489 --> 01:22:19,304
What the fuck...
- I am sorry.
761
01:22:20,242 --> 01:22:21,524
Behind you! Look out!
762
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:26,466
No, no, no, no, no!
763
01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,396
Kirby!
764
01:22:39,937 --> 01:22:43,065
Oh, no, God, no. He's...Leave him alone!
765
01:22:44,034 --> 01:22:45,431
Leave him alone!
766
01:22:48,736 --> 01:22:56,942
- It's Charlie's phone.
- Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
767
01:22:56,942 --> 01:23:02,687
- Or maybe she wants into his place. I promise to be quick.
- It's him.
768
01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:07,065
Ok, I'm gonna get Jill, she should be in the same place.
Just-just keep him on the phone, I'll be right back ok?
769
01:23:10,297 --> 01:23:16,491
- Let him go, please...
- I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like em so much as him?
770
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:23,591
- Forget watching Stab. You get to live it.
- No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.
771
01:23:23,591 --> 01:23:28,147
- Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
- Uh, it's a machete.
772
01:23:28,147 --> 01:23:34,309
- There, you see? You do know the genre. Michael Mayers?
- Uh, butcher knife.
773
01:23:34,309 --> 01:23:37,093
- Leatherface?
- A chainsaw. Please...
774
01:23:37,093 --> 01:23:41,086
- Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
- Uh, uh, razor hands.
775
01:23:41,086 --> 01:23:46,830
- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween",
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?
776
01:23:46,830 --> 01:23:51,835
- "Psycho".
- None of the above. "Peeping Tom". 1960, directed by Michael Powell.
777
01:23:51,835 --> 01:23:57,549
- First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
- Wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
778
01:23:57,549 --> 01:24:05,619
- Please, just ask me one more question, just one more.
- Alright, Kirby. Then it's time for your last chance question.
779
01:24:05,619 --> 01:24:10,456
- Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which the villain...
780
01:24:10,456 --> 01:24:17,380
"Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw", "Dawn of the Dead",
"The Hills Have Eyes", "The Amityville Horror", "The Last House on the Left"
781
01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:23,249
"Friday the 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street",
"My Bloody Valentine", "When a Stranger Calls", "Prom Night"
782
01:24:23,249 --> 01:24:30,766
"Black Christmas", "House of Wax", "The Fog", uh,
"Piranha". It's one of those, right? Right?!
783
01:24:38,596 --> 01:24:41,975
I got it right. I was fucking right!
784
01:24:42,246 --> 01:24:43,018
Jill?
785
01:24:55,539 --> 01:25:01,940
- I won, Charlie. I fucking won. I won. He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.
- It's so great...
786
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:13,701
- Wait, I'm almost there. Just hang tight.
- Kirby? This is making a move.
787
01:25:17,382 --> 01:25:23,575
- 4 years of classes together and you notice me now?
You stupid bitch! It's too late!
788
01:25:25,389 --> 01:25:30,467
-Shh, shhhh, I know, I know. It's ok, take your time.
789
01:25:30,467 --> 01:25:35,366
- Doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, honey.
- Charlie...
790
01:26:02,475 --> 01:26:03,309
Kirby?
791
01:26:07,928 --> 01:26:10,503
You know, you learn the law when you
watch the movies over and over.
792
01:26:10,993 --> 01:26:12,869
All the plots are about trying to kill you.
793
01:26:14,891 --> 01:26:19,314
- Where's Jill?
- Oh, you think she's gonna get away? You think anyone gets away?
794
01:26:29,811 --> 01:26:33,920
- Jill?
- Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
795
01:26:34,785 --> 01:26:42,302
Watch this. This is the part when,
dear cousin, the cameras...turn off.
796
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:48,735
- Charlie?
- Want her taken care of.
797
01:26:49,402 --> 01:26:54,406
Then I got great footage in my Robbie kill.
Better than Jenny and Marnie or Olivia even.
798
01:26:54,406 --> 01:26:57,441
Good. We'll cut and upload it later.
Make it all traceable to Trevor.
799
01:26:57,441 --> 01:27:03,520
Speaking of which...Remind you of anything?
800
01:27:04,009 --> 01:27:06,376
- Jill, please...
- Shut up! Dick.
801
01:27:06,376 --> 01:27:11,110
- Everything I learned, I learned from you.
- You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
802
01:27:11,110 --> 01:27:19,877
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you and doesn't even make you famous.
- What the fuck, Jill, I loved you!
803
01:27:19,877 --> 01:27:22,141
- Shut the fuck up, already!
804
01:27:25,060 --> 01:27:27,906
Sure those cops wanted you to have this, Jill. For your protection.
805
01:27:28,959 --> 01:27:29,793
Put it dow...
806
01:27:33,233 --> 01:27:39,187
- Ehi, please.
- Shouldn't have killed all those people; Trev. Gone and put it on video even.
807
01:27:39,729 --> 01:27:44,056
- But it means a lot that you did it for me.
- What the fuck are you talking about?
808
01:27:44,056 --> 01:27:47,080
I am NOT the girl you cheat on.
809
01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:57,411
- I've gone thru everything. We're definitely good on timeline.
- Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
810
01:27:57,411 --> 01:27:59,049
No, no, no. Please.
811
01:28:06,524 --> 01:28:07,848
Ready for act 3?
812
01:28:09,308 --> 01:28:15,157
- Have figured it out yet, Sidney? Keeping it to our
remake theme, Trevor is this generation's Billy Loomis
813
01:28:15,428 --> 01:28:18,524
and we're the innocent victims: Sidney and Randy.
814
01:28:18,806 --> 01:28:25,281
See, with you, the world just heard about
what happened but with us, they're gonna see it.
815
01:28:25,281 --> 01:28:31,401
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation. And people gotta
see this shit. It's not like anyone reads anymore.
816
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:38,668
I gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
817
01:28:39,471 --> 01:28:52,483
Last two teenagers standing. This time Randy gets the girl.
You're amazing. And you're the perfect victim.
818
01:28:53,244 --> 01:29:03,232
I was so believable today, wasn't I? I mean, I told so many lies,
I actually started to believe them. I really think that I was born for this.
819
01:29:03,232 --> 01:29:09,977
- How could you do this?
- Do you know what it was like growing up in this family?
820
01:29:10,228 --> 01:29:18,297
Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was:
Sidney this and Sidney that, and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
821
01:29:18,746 --> 01:29:26,368
- You were always so fucking special! Well, now I am the special one.
- You'll slip, they always do.
822
01:29:27,755 --> 01:29:42,715
- Come on, Charlie. Let's go on with this. You have to be strong and hold still. Ok?
- Yeah, yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu. Come on, baby, get it up. Come on.
823
01:29:43,799 --> 01:29:46,333
Shoulder me, shoulder me, shoulder me. Get it up!
824
01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:54,403
Not the way we rehearsed it.
825
01:29:54,403 --> 01:29:57,750
You said it, Charlie: Billy and Stu. Trevor and you.
826
01:29:59,105 --> 01:30:11,001
What the media really loves, baby, is a sole survivor. Just ask you
know who. Trevor was your partner and you, you were the idea man.
827
01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:31,145
- Even your friends?
- My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans.
828
01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:39,601
Don't you get it?! This has never been
about killing you. It's about...becoming you.
829
01:30:40,257 --> 01:30:46,064
I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die,
no great loss there, so I could stay true to the original.
830
01:30:46,627 --> 01:30:55,146
It's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane.
You had your 15 minutes, no I want mine!
831
01:30:56,157 --> 01:31:05,926
I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college, grad school, work?
Look around, we all live in public now, we re all on the Internet.
832
01:31:05,926 --> 01:31:15,987
How do you think people become famous anymore? You don't have
to achieve anything. You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you.
833
01:31:16,884 --> 01:31:26,110
So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new
franchise. There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,
834
01:31:26,110 --> 01:31:28,927
your ingenue days, they are over.
835
01:31:35,568 --> 01:31:37,590
Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come.
836
01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:59,936
Oh, fuck!
837
01:34:20,706 --> 01:34:21,927
Come on! Let's move in!
838
01:34:32,362 --> 01:34:34,804
- Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs.
- Yes Ma'm.
839
01:34:52,787 --> 01:35:11,221
Jill can you give us a description...Over
here...Jill...Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?...
840
01:35:22,669 --> 01:35:29,352
- Jill. You made it. That's all that matters.
- True, Charlie and Trev tried to kill me.
841
01:35:29,352 --> 01:35:38,152
And I heard they killed my mom. And Robbie and Kirby too.
- Shhh. Just lay back. Try to rest.
842
01:35:40,237 --> 01:35:44,720
- Is-is your wife...
- She's gonna be fine. She's tough.
843
01:35:47,681 --> 01:35:56,063
If I ever write a book one day I'd, I'd want her to write it with me.
It'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all.
844
01:35:59,233 --> 01:36:10,712
We're survivors now. I just wish Sidney was too.
- Jill, they re not sure yet. It's still touch and go.
845
01:36:11,754 --> 01:36:16,311
But she's in ICU (intensive care unit) and
they think Sidney just might make it.
846
01:36:17,771 --> 01:36:26,435
What? I mean, I saw Trevor kill her.
- Look, we don't know yet. But she's hanging on.
847
01:36:29,709 --> 01:36:38,718
I-I-I wanna se her.
- She's not awake yet. And, she may not remember anything. You'll have to help her with that.
848
01:36:40,177 --> 01:36:43,305
All in time. Just get some rest now, ok?
849
01:37:32,359 --> 01:37:37,436
- She gonna be ok?
- Yeah, she's a strong kid.
850
01:37:37,436 --> 01:37:46,237
- She's gonna have to be.
- She asked if you were ok. She thinks you guys should write a book together.
851
01:37:46,237 --> 01:37:50,031
- With your matching wounds.
- Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
852
01:37:54,379 --> 01:38:02,209
- How did she know I was too?
- Shit!
853
01:38:08,955 --> 01:38:18,318
You just won't die, will ya? Who are you,
Michael fucking Mayers? Yeah, I don't think so.
854
01:38:23,698 --> 01:38:25,345
Fucking die already!
855
01:38:49,002 --> 01:38:50,565
How are those stitches?
856
01:38:55,820 --> 01:38:56,686
Sidney!
857
01:39:01,106 --> 01:39:04,828
- Hicks, get to the Sidney Prescott's room and call for backup!
- Be right up, Sir.
858
01:39:13,346 --> 01:39:16,828
- Sid? Sid.
- Dewey!
859
01:39:35,752 --> 01:39:42,195
Is this how it's gonna be, Sid? The ending of the movie was
supposed to be at the house. I mean, this is just...silly.
860
01:39:42,716 --> 01:39:47,930
Consider this an alternate ending. You're not gonna get out of this, Jill.
861
01:39:47,930 --> 01:39:49,358
- Of course I will.
- Dewey?
862
01:39:51,339 --> 01:39:52,038
Sid...
863
01:39:53,216 --> 01:39:59,826
- Easy..Wait, wait. What about the book?
- Looks like I'll just have to write it myself.
864
01:40:02,057 --> 01:40:03,099
Goddammit!
865
01:40:05,425 --> 01:40:08,418
Don't even think about shooting or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
866
01:40:09,325 --> 01:40:13,391
- What, you think I won't do it? Give me your gun!
- Do it.
867
01:40:23,618 --> 01:40:27,977
You just had to be the hero, huh? Give me your gun.
868
01:40:30,791 --> 01:40:35,140
What are you, deaf? Give me...your gun.
869
01:40:42,812 --> 01:40:49,611
- And get up. And keep your hands over your head.
- Don't do anything stupi...
870
01:40:51,508 --> 01:40:53,541
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
871
01:40:54,271 --> 01:40:57,471
- Oh, God...
- Now, get up bitch.
872
01:40:58,067 --> 01:41:02,726
- Ok.
- Get up. Now!
873
01:41:02,726 --> 01:41:17,855
- Ok...
- Come on. Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here.
874
01:41:19,283 --> 01:41:24,642
- Ok...
- I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
875
01:41:25,716 --> 01:41:33,650
Ok, but can I just have one final word?
- What? Please?
876
01:41:36,268 --> 01:41:37,060
- No...
877
01:41:40,261 --> 01:41:42,106
- Clear.
- Clear?
878
01:41:42,596 --> 01:41:43,221
Clear!
879
01:41:49,103 --> 01:41:52,991
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original.
880
01:41:57,870 --> 01:42:01,520
- Oh my God, Dewey.
- Uh, what hit me?
881
01:42:02,114 --> 01:42:06,774
Don't ask. You ok?
882
01:42:10,079 --> 01:42:15,397
- She was standing right behind?
- They always are.
883
01:42:28,336 --> 01:42:31,849
- Oh, God...
- Nice one.
884
01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:39,961
- Hicks, you're alive?
- Wear the vest, save your chest.
885
01:42:42,953 --> 01:42:48,655
I got two officers down, several injuries and a new suspect.
886
01:42:50,784 --> 01:42:53,108
We need a doctor, Goddammit!
887
01:42:54,015 --> 01:42:56,309
I dunno about you, but I feel a whole lot better.
888
01:43:00,239 --> 01:43:06,536
We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital,
awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor.
889
01:43:06,536 --> 01:43:11,062
...a survivor of what is now being called "the Woodsboro Massacre reboot"...
890
01:43:11,062 --> 01:43:14,649
...Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know...
891
01:43:14,649 --> 01:43:19,830
...who single-handedly put a stop to this 21st century Woodsboro killing spree...
892
01:43:19,830 --> 01:43:28,348
...Jill Roberts of Woodsboro, a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight.
An American hero, right out of the movies.