1 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:44,558 # Holdin' hands at midnight 'neath a starry sky # 2 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,636 # Nice work if you can get it # 3 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,598 # And you can get it if you try # 4 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:57,192 # Strollin' with that one girl, sighin' sigh after sigh # 5 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,999 # Nice work if you can get it # 6 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,755 # And you can get it if you try # 7 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:09,756 # Just imagine someone waitin' at the cottage door # 8 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,751 # Where two hearts become one # 9 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,037 - # Who could ask for anything more? # - Mmm! 10 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,269 That looks good enough to eat. 11 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,918 Oh, thank you. 12 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,797 I wasn't talking about the cake. 13 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,440 Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin. 14 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,317 Never stopped the Royal Family. 15 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,515 You're a very sick man. 16 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,875 Mm. Hi. 17 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,439 - Hi. - You're yummy. 18 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,557 Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma over to the church, please? 19 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,198 Yes. Come on, sweetheart. 20 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,599 So, do you wanna go and tell Dennis that we're ready? 21 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,272 Sure thing. 22 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,315 How's he doing? 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,038 Oh, great. Thrilled. 24 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,470 I'm telling you, he's thrilled. 25 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,236 Dennis, it's Gordon. Are you ready? 26 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,717 Wow! You look great! 27 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,354 So, are you ready? 28 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,509 Um... 29 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,513 - Just... - OK. 30 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,830 I'm gonna give you a minute to, uh... 31 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,955 give you a minute. 32 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,668 No, no. I don't want to. 33 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,671 Done want to, ah... 34 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,915 Dennis! 35 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,468 It's time. Dennis, we have to go. 36 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,389 Dennis! 37 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,475 Dennis! 38 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,319 # Where to promise to love one... # 39 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,755 Dennis, we're gonna have a baby. 40 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,595 Dennis. 41 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,275 Dennis? 42 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,992 # Who could ask for anything more? # 43 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,833 Aw, shit. 44 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,274 Dennis! 45 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,239 Dennis! 46 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,789 # I'm sorry, sorry, sorry if you're gettin' me wrong # 47 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,440 # But you're half a world away with only one sock on # 48 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,318 # Now you're gettin' too much, I don't want to play along # 49 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,073 # 'Cause all I really wanted was a radio song # 50 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,673 # What is there to say # 51 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,749 # What is there to say? 52 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,068 # In a world so grey? # 53 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,149 # In a world so grey # 54 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,597 # Why, oh, why, oh, why are we singing it anyway? # 55 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,795 - Come on! - # 'Cause you think I had # 56 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,552 - # A wind-up heart # - Stop! 57 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,200 - # Then you must have had plastic head # - Come back! 58 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,271 - # Did you think I had to play the part? # - Give me a break! 59 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,113 # When you copied everything I said? # 60 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,668 - # When the tide of love is out and the rust begins to show # - Whoo! 61 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,988 # You're cryin' in your sleep # 62 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,069 # Scared of your shadow # 63 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,309 - # If you thought this was forever # - Ooh! 64 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,356 - Oh! - # Dear, I'm keeping you in mind # 65 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,475 Gotcha. Where is it? 66 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,515 Where's what? 67 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,555 You know what I'm talkin' about! 68 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,755 Ooh! Hey! Hey! 69 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,795 Ooh! 70 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,835 All right! 71 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,875 What do you think this is, huh? 72 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,154 I've never seen those before in my life. 73 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,071 Yeah, and you're a fit, running type. 74 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,149 You bastard. 75 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,195 Don't. 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,269 Little shit! 77 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,475 There's nothing to see here, people. 78 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,595 Ow! 79 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,595 Where's the bra? 80 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,715 What bra? 81 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,669 Whoo! 82 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,591 Come on, fat boy, run! 83 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,829 I'm not fat! 84 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,512 I'm just... I'm unfit. 85 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,915 Go on, then. 86 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,315 Ow! 87 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,468 Yes? 88 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,437 Could you let me in, please, Mr G? 89 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,115 Who the hell are you? 90 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,156 You... Why are we... 91 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,276 It's Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 92 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,191 Dennis Doyle from downstairs is dead... 93 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,349 killed by his landlord. 94 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,634 - Do you know why? - No. 95 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,678 Failure to pay the rent in a timely fashion. 96 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,829 Dennis! 97 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,399 Hey, Maya. Listen, can you tell your dad... 98 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,435 I'm in a bit of a hurry? 99 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,431 - Have you got any money? - Maya, go inside! 100 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,239 And put something on. 101 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,068 Hello. Hello. 102 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,912 Yes? 103 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,035 Do you know what happened to that landlord... 104 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,111 after he killed Dennis Doyle from downstairs? 105 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,236 - No. - They gave him a medal... 106 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,073 and a nice foot massage. 107 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,551 Hey, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. 108 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,870 Mr Ghoshdashtidar, wait... 109 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,756 Well, how is the old rascal? 110 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,832 I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence. 111 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,035 You know Bilbo. 112 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,519 He's got the whole place in an uproar. 113 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,192 Mm. Ah, well, that should please him. 114 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,115 Jake, your dad's gonna be here in a minute. 115 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,315 You ready? 116 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,879 Ready! 117 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,235 All right, then keep your secrets. 118 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,958 Hey. 119 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,758 - # You give me tone # - Hey. 120 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,831 # I'll like that # 121 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,592 Hey, how is it goin'? 122 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,511 - Oh, yeah. - # All the chrome # 123 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,556 # Well, I'll like that # 124 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,949 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis. 125 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,155 # Do you run away? # 126 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,629 You like, uh, to have some sort of drink with me? 127 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,039 Oh, what the hell. Let's... 128 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,395 Ow, shit! 129 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,674 Oh! 130 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,079 - Hah! - Aah! 131 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,752 No. Oh, you got me! 132 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,909 - Hi. - Hi. 133 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,194 - We're playing hobbits and orcs. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,429 Guess who's an orc? 135 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,439 Honey, would you mind, uh... 136 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,511 This kind of smarts. Can you? 137 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,635 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 138 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,869 I'm not finished with you, Whit! 139 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,359 Yeah, one sec. 140 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,714 Uh, I thought his dad was picking him up. 141 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,791 - What happened? - Oh, what happened? 142 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,949 Dennis happened. 143 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,951 Mmm. Well, on the bright side... 144 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,315 - Hmm? - You look astonishingly beautiful today. 145 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,435 - Whit! - Really. 146 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,555 Where have you been? 147 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,993 Hey. 148 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,115 - I was... - Daddy! 149 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,872 Hey, snot-face! 150 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,234 Oh, please, don't call him that. 151 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,673 Why? He is a snot-face, isn't he? 152 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,478 You are a snot-face, aren't you? Huh? 153 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,709 Oh. 154 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,755 Aw! 155 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,353 Jake, that's disgusting. 156 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,793 Jake, that's disgusting. Go on. 157 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,479 - Toilet first. - Mom! 158 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,869 Go on. Grab your jacket. 159 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,676 You were supposed to be here an hour ago, Dennis. 160 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,193 Yeah, there was a bit of a mix-up with the... 161 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,838 with the tickets, so... 162 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,035 Hey, you look really nice. 163 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,189 Did I get you that necklace? 164 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,350 No. It was a... 165 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,635 just a present from someone... else. 166 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,836 - Who? - Uh, me, actually. 167 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,875 Oh, yeah. 168 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:06,915 Huh? 169 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,558 It belonged to my grandmother. 170 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,675 Yeah. 171 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,475 Huh? 172 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,994 Dennis, this is my good friend, Whit. 173 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,072 Whit, this is my... Jake's dad, Dennis. 174 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,434 How you doin'? 175 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,719 Good, yeah. You have soft hands. 176 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,949 Do you moisturize? 177 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:24,915 I do, actually. 178 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,715 Well, it's very nice to meet you. 179 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,631 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 180 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,675 I'd have probably thought you'd have... 181 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,193 you would have seen one of our photos. 182 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,195 Oh, there aren't any. 183 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:35,875 - Hmm. - Ready? 184 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,837 Yes. Let's go. 185 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,114 - Have fun. - Yeah. 186 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,033 Dennis, you do have the tickets, right? 187 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,759 Libby, credit me with some intelligence. 188 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,229 Tickets! 189 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,311 Does anybody have any tickets? 190 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,674 Mate, my daughter's not very well. 191 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,988 I've got a couple of spare tickets if you want 'em. 192 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,513 Yes. Thank you so much. How much? 193 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,635 Oh, whatever. 194 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,119 Uh, this is all the money I have. 195 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,515 Yeah? 196 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,828 My son is gonna love me. 197 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,797 You want your son to love you? Don't break the law. 198 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,711 Hey, that's entrapment! 199 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,358 Oh, God! 200 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,078 And that's brutality! 201 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,876 Libby, it's... It was only a caution. 202 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,032 No. Uh, Libby, I'll... 203 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,155 - Bye, Dad. - Libby. 204 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,239 So, do you work with Libby at the bakery? 205 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,595 No. 206 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,588 We met at the bakery, though. 207 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,113 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,195 What? 209 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,555 No, I just was a nervous wreck that day. 210 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,834 It took me four chocolate eclairs... 211 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,559 and a macaroon just to get up the courage to talk to her. 212 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,679 Uh, no, I work in the financial district actually. 213 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,835 I'm a hedge fund manager for Waterman Hughes. 214 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,148 Oh. 215 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,435 I do high-level security analysis and operation... 216 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,839 for an upscale retail outlet. 217 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,273 Really? 218 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,078 Libby said you were a security guard... 219 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,309 at a women's clothing store. 220 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,992 Yeah, that's what I said. 221 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,479 Right. 222 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,630 Uh, well, l... I should probably get a cab. 223 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,312 I got a big run in the morning. 224 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,833 A big what? 225 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,673 A run... I'm training for the Nike River Run next month. 226 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,715 The what-y what what? 227 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,994 The Nike River Run. 228 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,674 It's a... It's a marathon race along the, uh, Thames River. 229 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,039 Why would you do that? 230 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,872 Uh, well, it's a charity thing, you know? 231 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,915 Plus, I love to run. 232 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,594 I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago. 233 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,635 Oh, that's a coincidence. 234 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,675 Oh, yeah? How's that? 235 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,159 I watched it on the television. 236 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,275 - Ah. - Well, the last hour. 237 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,952 I sleep in on a Sunday, so... 238 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,388 Right. 239 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,710 Um, well, look, you know... 240 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,791 I know these things can be pretty awkward, you know? 241 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,359 I mean, you know, you're Jake's dad... 242 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,671 and, uh, well, I just want you to know... 243 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:55,357 that I like Libby and Jake very, very much... 244 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,353 and, um, well, I just appreciate your being so grown up... 245 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,589 about this, you know? 246 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,189 Hey! Yo! 247 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,474 You wanna take this one? 248 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,675 - No, you have it. - You sure? 249 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,954 Yeah. I'll get the next one. 250 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,439 All right. Very nice to meet you. 251 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,033 - Yeah. - I'm sure I'll see you around. 252 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,872 Yup. Hope so. 253 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,679 Hello, good sir. West India Quay, please. 254 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,035 - Bye. - Bye. 255 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,553 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 256 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,315 Dennis! 257 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,355 Dennis! 258 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,395 Dennis? 259 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,195 - Close your eyes. - Huh? 260 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,713 - Close your eyes. - Oh. 261 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,716 OK. Open them. Happy Valentine's. 262 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,198 That's great. 263 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,675 Dennis! 264 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,349 Dennis! 265 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,075 Hi. 266 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,235 Hey, Vincent. 267 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,993 - Dennis. - How's business? 268 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,069 Whatcha mean, "business"? 269 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,229 Sorry. 270 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,675 - Got it. - Shh. 271 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,749 Hush now, man. 272 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,068 All right. 273 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,309 Three thousand. 274 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,754 This is all I've got. 275 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,351 Just throw whatever you have in the pot. 276 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,396 OK. 277 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,595 Flush, king high. 278 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,669 Ace high. 279 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,873 What happened? 280 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,795 Bad luck, mate. 281 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,154 Oh. 282 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,792 Oh, hey, I got you those tickets. 283 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,233 They were for yesterday. 284 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,275 What? So now you don't want 'em? 285 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,759 Why would I want them? 286 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,675 Put them on eBay. 287 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,909 Who's gonna wanna buy tickets... 288 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,274 for something that happened yesterday? 289 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,873 - Time travellers. - Where were you? 290 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,076 My whole night was just screwed, man... 291 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,072 and I looked like a prick in front of Libby's new boyfriend. 292 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,878 Oh, she didn't tell me she has a new boyfriend. 293 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,075 What's he like? 294 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,678 Handsome, well-off, friendly. 295 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,672 He's like Peter Perfect out of Wacky Races... 296 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,988 and he runs marathons. 297 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,799 - Why? - Exactly. 298 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,672 Well, look, my only serious relationship ended... 299 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,035 in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat... 300 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,997 so I may not be the best person in the world to give advice... 301 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,514 but you have been trying to get through to Libby... 302 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,318 for five years now... 303 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,914 so maybe you should let her go. 304 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,558 Yeah, but what is her problem? 305 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,199 Dennis, you left her at the altar... 306 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,429 when she was pregnant. 307 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,839 But that was ages ago. 308 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,753 Well, women remember that stuff. 309 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,233 Look, if there's anything else I can do to help... 310 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,992 just let me know. 311 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,071 Well, actually, I am a little bit behind in my rent. 312 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,639 I was wondering if you had a couple of hundred quid... 313 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,153 I could maybe borrow. 314 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,915 Oh, I love you. I really do. 315 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,797 I needed that actually. 316 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,996 That's great. Thank you. I'll see you later. 317 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,075 How about this one? 318 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,075 I bet you can't do it. 319 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,992 - I can do a big one. - Go on. 320 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,955 Look, look, look, look, look. 321 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,154 That was a good one. 322 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,275 Yeah. 323 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,994 Listen. 324 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,230 I'm really sorry about gettin' you arrested yesterday. 325 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,275 That's all right. 326 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,588 Most universities don't even look... 327 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,999 at things like that these days. 328 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,234 Hey, another one. 329 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,958 As far as I'm concerned, what else do you have? 330 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,598 - Oh, she was great. - Yeah, well, she is... 331 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,954 Ooh! 332 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,108 - Shh. - Sorry. 333 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,155 Um, but, yeah, so I think... 334 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,753 Do you want to hear a secret? 335 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,795 Absolutely. 336 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,598 There's a girl in my class called Emily. 337 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,398 Well, I'm sure that's not a secret. 338 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,959 The teachers probably know about her. 339 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,234 She looks like a tree frog. 340 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,275 She what? 341 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,839 She looks like a tree frog. 342 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,751 That's not a very nice thing to say. 343 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,114 I like tree frogs. 344 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,269 Oh, yeah? 345 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,395 More than hobbits? 346 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,914 I see. 347 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,150 I really feel we can make a life together. 348 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,468 "You really think we could..." 349 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,391 Wait, that sounds like something Whit would say. 350 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,754 He did say it. 351 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,876 - What? To Mom? - Yes. 352 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,109 What a shithead. 353 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,155 Dad! 354 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,275 Sorry. 355 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,033 Listen, I'm really glad you were such a big boy... 356 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,439 about not gettin' into the whole... 357 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,669 Lord of the Rings thing, you know? 358 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,715 That's OK. 359 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,199 Whit's got us front row seats for tomorrow... 360 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,349 so it's even better. 361 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,873 What a shithead. 362 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,995 Dad! 363 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,395 Well. 364 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,315 # Ah, yeah # 365 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,315 # Oh, yeah # 366 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,153 # I'm up on the eleventh floor # 367 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,674 # And I'm watchin' the cruisers below # 368 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,639 # He's down on the street # 369 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,359 # And he's tryin' hard to pull sister Flo # 370 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,637 # Oh, my heart's in the basement # 371 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,314 # My weekend's at an all-time low # 372 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,072 # 'Cause she's hopin' to score # 373 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,549 # So I can't see her letting him go # 374 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,912 # You betcha # 375 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,319 # Oh, yeah # 376 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,435 # Uh-huh # 377 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,789 Deliveries are downstairs. 378 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,552 - No, I'm... - Waterman Hughes. 379 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,513 - Yes? - Bonjour. 380 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,309 Whit! 381 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,315 Thanks for your help. 382 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,918 So, what brings you down here, man? 383 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,070 A little, uh, high-level security analysis... 384 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,388 in retail operation? 385 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,549 Huh? 386 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,471 What can I do for you? I'm just on my way to the gym. 387 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,835 - I got a spin class. - Huh? 388 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,036 Spinning? You know, spinning, bicycles? 389 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,075 Oh, OK. 390 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,151 No, I was thinking more along the lines of a pint. 391 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,958 A pint? Oh, a pint. 392 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,837 Uh, wow. 393 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,638 Um, I'd love a pint, actually... 394 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,119 but, uh, I really gotta hit this class. 395 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,633 I'm in training, you know? 396 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,948 You wanna come along? 397 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,632 Uh, it's an amazing workout. 398 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,676 L... I'd love to, but I don't have any gear, so... 399 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,829 Well, I'll lend you some. 400 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,915 Great. 401 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,831 Three, two, one! 402 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,399 We're climbing! Rhythm is up! 403 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,359 Push! Push! Push! Push! 404 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,873 Keep it up! 405 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,632 No cheating! Let's go! 406 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,039 How you doin' there? You all right? 407 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,075 What'd you say? 408 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,151 Out of the saddle! We're climbing! 409 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,832 OK, let's make it really hard! 410 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,352 So, what did you wanna talk to me about, man? 411 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,268 Ow! 412 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,670 Jake said you had some tickets to the, uh... 413 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,273 to the hobbit musical. 414 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,078 Yeah, a friend of mine's an investor in the show. 415 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,071 He totally hooked me up. Can you believe that? 416 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,799 Hmm... um... 417 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,871 I was just thinking, um... 418 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,915 you know, you don't really wanna sit... 419 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,992 through a whole sort of three-hour kind of show, do you? 420 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,152 - So... - Well, the thing is... 421 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,915 Oh. 422 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,995 Jake's really kind of got his heart set on this, you know? 423 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,115 Yeah. 424 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,279 - Powder? - I'm fine. 425 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,509 You sure? Refreshing. 426 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,192 I would imagine it is. 427 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,238 I was just... I'm thinkin' maybe, you know, if you like... 428 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,880 then I could maybe take Jake and Libby for you, you know... 429 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,996 if... if you want. 430 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,958 Look, I know you must be kind of angry at yourself... 431 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,871 for messing up with the tickets the other night... 432 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,359 and, uh, I'd like to help you. 433 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,192 I really would, but, um... 434 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,595 Well, the thing is... 435 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,148 I hope to be more and more a part of Jake's life, you know? 436 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,596 And, uh, frankly, I'm kind of looking forward to this show. 437 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,035 Give Jake and I, a chance to get to know each other better. 438 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,429 I mean, uh, you can see my point, can't you? 439 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,469 Yes, I can. 440 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,033 So, can I ask you a question? 441 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,189 Sure. 442 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,396 You had her once, why did you ever let her go? 443 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,795 To be honest, Whit... 444 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,757 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'd just be careful on the stairs here. 445 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,193 Your legs might be a little rubbery. 446 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,075 I'm fine. 447 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,918 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 448 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,194 I'm fine. I'm... 449 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,271 Yeah, the first step is often the, uh... 450 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,395 the difficult one. 451 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,798 This is Libby. Leave me a message. 452 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,916 Hey, Lib, it's me. Can you give me a ring? 453 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,755 Fuck! 454 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,675 Who the hell are you? 455 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,318 Just open the bloody door. 456 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,549 OK. 457 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,396 - There you go. Enjoy. - Thank you. 458 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,311 - Forty-eight. - Yes. 459 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,435 Hello. 460 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,953 Dennis, I'm really busy. 461 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,075 Can we talk? 462 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,196 No, just buy something or go. 463 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,829 OK. I, can I have one of your signature cupcakes, please? 464 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,393 Actually, can I have this big one? 465 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,435 - Dennis. - That one's fine... 466 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,238 and, uh, I like that one, too. 467 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,312 - Anything else? - Um, yeah. 468 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,879 What do you see in Whit? 469 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,520 - Uh, forty-nine. - Yes, I'm forty-nine. 470 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,352 - What can I get for you? - No, I'm not done yet. 471 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,555 Yes, you are. 472 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,756 Sorry, I think you've used up your allotted time. 473 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,434 You don't... You don't have allotted time, OK? 474 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,078 Now you're using up my allotted time. 475 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,752 You don't get allotted time, OK? 476 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,034 It's not like a game show, you know? 477 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,509 You got, like, fifteen seconds to win a bun. 478 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,272 Goodbye, Dennis. 479 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,315 Yes? 480 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,311 Yes. Hello, yes. 481 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,676 Um, do you have any of those little gingerbread rabbits? 482 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,034 Oh, no. We just have those at Easter. 483 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,189 I'm so sorry. 484 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,315 Oh. 485 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,628 Hmm... 486 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,832 Do you have anything else shaped like an animal? 487 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,875 - Excuse me. - What? 488 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,871 I haven't paid for my order. 489 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,429 I'm sorry. 490 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,475 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 491 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,959 Excuse me. 492 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,994 - Ow! - Sorry. 493 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,919 Seriously, what do you see in him? 494 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,718 OK, he's well-off, all right? 495 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,313 He's kind of... He's quite good-looking, you know? 496 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,355 But I mean, so what? 497 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,919 Is that what you think this is about? 498 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,911 I just want some gorgeous sugar daddy. 499 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,194 I wouldn't say gorgeous. 500 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,474 Well, that's not why I'm with him. 501 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,675 Well, why are you with him? 502 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,829 You know, give me one good reason. 503 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,797 One? I could give you fifty. 504 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,030 - I'm fifty! - Hang on a minute! 505 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,351 He's mature, responsible, considerate... 506 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,668 he's great with Jake. 507 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,637 - That's only four. - Hello? 508 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,188 You know what? He's a good man, Dennis. 509 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,748 You know, he runs marathons for charity, for Pete's sake. 510 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,273 Oh, big deal! 511 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,112 So you could run a marathon? 512 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,316 Could I have a chocolate brownie, please? 513 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,719 - Hang on! - Oh! 514 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,472 Look, Libby, I can change. 515 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,949 Yeah? Well, great. Let's get married. 516 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,439 - Really? - No! 517 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,431 We tried that once, remember? 518 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,829 You left me at the altar, pregnant. 519 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,319 You cock! 520 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,513 Look, Libby, I can change, OK? 521 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,477 I have changed. I can prove it. 522 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,913 How? 523 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,632 I'll tell you. I will run the marathon. 524 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,753 What? 525 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,795 The one that Whit's doin'... 526 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,711 I'll run that, and I'll finish it. 527 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,835 Come on, you've never finished... 528 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,956 anything in your entire life, Dennis. 529 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,031 Oh, now, you... That's not... 530 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,678 - You know... - Look, You can't even finish a sentence. 531 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,715 Don't... don't... 532 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,392 You're just bein', you know, what's the word? 533 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,435 Cock? 534 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,556 I would settle for something shaped like a fish. 535 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,595 Well, go to the fishmonger! 536 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,398 I'm a vegetarian. 537 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,516 OK. OK. 538 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,079 Dennis, just please leave. 539 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,355 OK. OK, I'll go. 540 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,793 But I'm gonna prove this to you, Libby. 541 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,031 I can be mature, considerate, and responsible. 542 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,029 - Oh! - Dennis? 543 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,235 Yes, Libby? 544 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,073 It's two pounds, seventy-five. 545 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,639 Oh, yeah, right. 546 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,553 Hey, if Dennis thinks he can run the race... 547 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,629 he can run the race. 548 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,039 - Thank you. - There's no way 549 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,633 you can run a marathon. 550 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,188 - Why not? - 'Cause you is a lazy bastard. 551 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,191 Hey, I'll have you know I go to spin classes. 552 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,838 You went to one. 553 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,592 Yeah, and now you walk like John Wayne. 554 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,199 Hey, this is important to me. 555 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,628 I mean it! 556 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,633 Look, I'm sick of being a nearly man, all right? 557 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,675 I'm sick of being scared. 558 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,034 I'm sick of the regret I feel every day... 559 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,270 'cause I didn't have the guts to marry the woman I love! 560 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,831 All that ends tomorrow at 6 A.M. 561 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,591 # Ow! # 562 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,115 Not bad. 563 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,355 Hi. 564 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,475 Feel better? 565 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,959 Much. 566 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,076 Oh, how was spin class? 567 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,234 Uh, it was... It was an amazing workout. 568 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,679 Is that right? 569 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,193 Yeah. And I also thought it would be... 570 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,077 a good chance for me to get to know Whit... 571 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,752 a little bit better, so... 572 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,876 Well, maybe we should all go out for dinner then. 573 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,075 - You think? - Yeah. 574 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,798 And then we could go dancing. 575 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,711 - You're jokin'. - No, not at all. 576 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,155 And then, afterwards, we could come back here... 577 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,434 and have a threesome. 578 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,308 Oh. You are joking. 579 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,594 Of course, I am. 580 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,795 Look, Dennis, I don't know what's going on... 581 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,154 in that head of yours, but whatever it is... 582 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,798 - I don't like it. - I've... There's nothing... 583 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,552 - Daddy! - Hey, buddy. 584 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,629 - You ready for school? - Yeah. 585 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,711 Wait up, wait up, wait up a sec. 586 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,988 Can I walk with you guys? 587 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,115 OK. 588 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,593 - I'll see you later. - OK. 589 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,555 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 590 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,429 All right, you ready? 591 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,555 Yeah. 592 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,910 So, Whit, you were, uh, 'round at Libby's pretty early, eh? 593 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,513 Whit stayed over last night. 594 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,794 - Oh? - Yes. 595 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,995 They were jumping on the bed. 596 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,275 Wow. 597 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,312 Hey, Jakey, guess what? Uh, I spoke to my friend... 598 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,356 and he does have an extra ticket for the show tonight. 599 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,908 What do you say we, uh, ask Emily to come along? 600 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,399 Yeah! 601 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,311 - Yay. - What, he told you about Emily? 602 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,435 Oh, yeah. 603 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,635 Oh, and, uh... 604 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,553 Libby tells me that you decided to run the marathon? 605 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,629 Yeah. 606 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,870 That's great, man. Seriously. 607 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,154 Really, that's awesome. 608 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,309 Thank you. 609 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,355 How did you manage to get in? 610 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,395 What do you mean? 611 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,959 Well, you can't just show up and run. 612 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,995 Well, why not? 613 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,354 You have to apply in advance. 614 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,315 Well, how far in advance? 615 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,799 Uh, three months. 616 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,835 And when is it again? 617 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,273 Three weeks. 618 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,315 Right. 619 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,628 They'll make exceptions sometimes... 620 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,950 if you're running for a charity, but, uh, you know... 621 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,679 each charity is only allowed a certain amount of runners. 622 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,159 No, you don't have to worry about me. 623 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,355 I'll get in. 624 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,714 All right. 625 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,836 You ever, uh, run a marathon before? 626 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,114 No. Why? 627 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,269 It's pretty gruelling. 628 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,635 Well, yeah, that's why they call it a marathon. 629 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,071 Yeah, actually, technically, it's called a marathon... 630 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,515 because of the events of 490 B.C. 631 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,033 There was a Greek soldier... 632 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,075 - named Phei... - Say, can I just... 633 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,673 - stop you there? - Yeah. 634 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,511 I've got have nothing to say. I just wanted to stop you there. 635 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,193 All right, all right. 636 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,470 Hello. Is that the Cats Protection League? 637 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,315 Hello. I was just... 638 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,628 I'm... I'm running a marathon next month... 639 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,517 and I was wondering if I could possibly run on your behalf? 640 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,719 Great. Yeah, yeah. 641 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,916 OK. I see. 642 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,719 How big is the costume? 643 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,797 OK. I'll call you back. 644 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,913 Ooh. 645 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,035 Hi. 646 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,268 - Dennis. - Oh, yes? 647 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,157 Would you mind not doing that in front of the customers? 648 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,276 Sorry. I went for a run this morning in my trunks... 649 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,952 and I think I've got a bit of a rash... 650 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,678 you know, down there in the, uh... 651 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,398 - I understand. - Scrotal zone. 652 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,436 - I understand, Dennis. - OK. 653 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,080 Please, keep your hands out of the scrotal zone... 654 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,275 whilst you're at work. 655 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,429 Will do. 656 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,075 Shh. 657 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,355 Dennis! 658 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,835 Sorry. I was, um... 659 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,515 I was in the zone. 660 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,637 So, um, I'd actually be dressed as a brain. 661 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,870 Um, can I call you back? 662 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,070 # Just 'cause you think it # 663 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,355 # It don't make it so # 664 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,000 # Drive you to drink # 665 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,514 # Won't let you go # 666 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,673 # Plenty of girls and boys in love # 667 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,715 Come on! 668 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,631 # Plenty of girls # 669 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,997 # And boys in love # 670 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,271 Would you like a cup of tea, Dennis? 671 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,716 So that's it. 672 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,074 Running this marathon could be my last chance... 673 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,752 to show Libby that I can change. 674 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,275 Mmm. 675 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,469 You know what I would do if I were you? 676 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,515 What? 677 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,909 I would get some cream for that rash. 678 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,631 Let me ask you something, Dennis. 679 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,554 Why did you leave your lady at the altar when she was pregnant? 680 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,914 I don't know. Just wasn't ready. 681 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,511 The toothpaste was already out of the tube, my friend. 682 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,395 Being ready had nothing to do with it. 683 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,039 I was scared. 684 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,155 Mmm. 685 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,713 So, you are a coward. 686 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,472 I thought we were just gonna have a cup of tea. 687 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,396 You did not think you were good enough. 688 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,833 Am I right? 689 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,956 You thought of your lady, and you were terrified... 690 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,519 you could not give her what she needed... 691 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,919 what she deserved. 692 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,392 I thought the same things... 693 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,438 on the day I married Mrs Ghoshdashtidar. 694 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,155 May she rest. 695 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,233 Did you? 696 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,072 Yes. But guess what? 697 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,118 It turned out I was good enough. 698 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,872 I made myself good enough. 699 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,192 You did a stupid thing, Dennis. 700 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,838 But she loved you once, and you must have earned that somehow. 701 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,399 Yeah. 702 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,593 Did you have a good marriage, Mr Ghoshdashtidar? 703 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,954 Ah. 704 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,514 I remember the feeling of being complete... 705 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:17,597 of spending every day with my best friend... 706 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,033 but most of all... 707 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,796 I remember all the fucking. 708 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,753 Mmm... 709 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,073 Mmm... 710 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,476 Oh, three degrees starboard, skipper. 711 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,039 Hey, I'm the captain. 712 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,873 Mutiny! Mutiny! 713 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,033 Whoa! 714 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,634 Ahoy there, me lad. 715 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,918 - Oh! - Hey, Jakey. 716 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,955 Sorry, we're late, love. 717 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,553 Soon as Whit found out we we're meeting here... 718 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,039 he had to go get his vessel. 719 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,079 Jakey, here. Flip that switch. 720 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,230 No, not that one. That one. 721 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,718 Whoa! Can I steer it? 722 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,597 No. But you can watch me steer it. 723 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,595 Mutiny. 724 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,713 Hey. You wanna? 725 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,477 - Was he OK? - Yeah, he's fine. 726 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,870 We had a really nice time until Captain Bligh turned up. 727 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,951 Whit just likes to take things very seriously. 728 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,508 Prepare to be boarded, or feel the hot wrath... 729 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,114 of Her Majesty's royal fusillade! 730 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,948 Wait, don't touch that. Wait. 731 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,639 Why won't you let me steer it? 732 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,438 Uh, because it's mine. 733 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,839 So, you're still gonna run in this marathon? 734 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,989 Yes, absolutely. 735 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,559 It's gonna be great. 736 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,437 You're gonna see a whole new Dennis. 737 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,794 Right, well, I've been thinking about it... 738 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,075 and the thing is, I don't care. 739 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,354 What do you mean? 740 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,476 Dennis, what do you think you're going to achieve? 741 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,676 Do you honestly think that running 26 miles... 742 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,239 is just gonna wipe the slate clean? 743 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,435 Well, you might change your mind when you see me... 744 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,555 in jogging shorts. 745 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,800 Look, Whit's having a birthday party... 746 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,835 for me in a couple of weeks... 747 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,559 and it would mean a lot to Jake if you came. 748 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,675 To Jake? 749 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,475 Hey! 750 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,435 Hey! 751 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,079 Hey! 752 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,115 Hey, OK. 753 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,189 Whose boat is this? 754 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,669 Whose boat... is this?! 755 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,638 Excuse me! Is... Is this your boat?! 756 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,877 - No way! - He's toast. 757 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,995 He won't last. 758 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:31,869 Would you like some pizza, Dennis? 759 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,837 Oh. Yes, I would actually. Thank you very much. 760 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,875 - Ow! - Come here. 761 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,076 What are you doing that... Stop it. 762 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,035 Are you still gonna do this? 763 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,235 Are you still gonna run the marathon? 764 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,355 I want to, yes. 765 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,475 Thank God. 766 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,475 Why? 767 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,755 Because I just bet them every penny I have. 768 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,353 What? You bet on me? 769 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,394 Dennis, you're my best friend. 770 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,232 I'm not gonna bet against you. 771 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,233 Well, thank you. 772 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,673 Not with these odds. 773 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,389 Well, what if I don't finish? 774 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,198 Vincent'll kill you. 775 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,395 Oh, you'll finish. 776 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,799 How can you be so sure? 777 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,031 Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! 778 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,197 So, you're gonna be my coach. 779 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,633 That's right. 780 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:17,675 Why are you here? 781 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,990 I'm the assistant coach. 782 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,069 Why do you get to be assistant coach? 783 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,718 Because I have this spatula. 784 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,835 Ow! 785 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,395 Go on. Get running. 786 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,630 Wait. Isn't there some sort of special technique? 787 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,318 Yeah, you put one leg in front of the other... 788 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,391 over and over again really fast. 789 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,709 Why are you here again? 790 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,279 - Ow! - Motivation. 791 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,952 # I said, yeah # 792 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,359 # I said, yeah # 793 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,908 - # What they said # - # What they said # 794 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,399 - # Oh, I said, yeah # - Lift your knees higher! 795 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,435 - You're not gonna get... - # Yeah, yeah # 796 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,112 - anywhere like that! - # It's what they said # 797 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,997 - You've gotta slide more. - # What they said # 798 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,556 - # Do you believe I would take something with me # - Come on, Dennis! 799 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,517 - You want to feel my spatula?! - # And give it # 800 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,953 - No, I do not! - # To the police man? # 801 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,634 - Then run! Run like the wind! - # I wouldn't do that # 802 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,309 - # And if I do that # - This is harder... 803 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,118 - # I would say, "Sir" # - for me, you know? 804 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,599 # "Come on and put the charge on me" # 805 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,159 Ow! 806 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,912 # I wouldn't do that # 807 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,151 - # No, I wouldn't do that # - Come on, Dennis! Come on! 808 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,800 - Lookin' good! Lookin' good! - # I'm not a fool to hurt myself # 809 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,359 - Come on, Dennis. Keep up the pace. - # I was innocent # 810 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,556 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - # Of what they done to me # 811 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,517 # They was wrong # 812 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,555 I think I got a blister. 813 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,629 - # They were wrong # - OK. 814 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,948 Yeah, gently. 815 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,075 All right. 816 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,793 OK! Oh! All right. 817 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,552 - Is it bad? - No, it's not that bad. 818 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,153 No. No. It's not. 819 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,470 Ohh! Oh, that's big. 820 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,393 Look at that thing. 821 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,959 It's like a womb. 822 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,669 Don't. 823 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,715 Hey, maybe there's a little man in there... 824 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,597 who looks just like you, but he's really good at running. 825 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,113 What are you talking about?! 826 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,349 It's just a thought. 827 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,589 You're gonna have to pop it. 828 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,953 No. No way. 829 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,519 Never pop another man's pustule. 830 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,113 Well, I'll do it then. Give me the needle. 831 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,474 That's the closest I could get. 832 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,235 It's fine. I sterilized it. 833 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,355 In what? 834 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,519 It's sterilized. 835 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,478 OK, OK. Here we go. 836 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,669 Ooh, you're gonna get it. 837 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,359 Stick it in. 838 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,589 - Pop it! - I can't! 839 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,113 - Why not? - It's scary! 840 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,428 Give it to me. 841 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,475 Just do it slow! 842 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,595 - Do it... Do it gently, OK? - Yeah. 843 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,159 - Trust me. - After three, OK? 844 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,355 - OK. - One. 845 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,835 It's in it! 846 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,072 Get it out! 847 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,639 Bloody take it out! 848 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,073 - Hold still! Hold still! - Get it! 849 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,875 I'm so sorry. 850 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,033 That's never happened before. 851 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,473 Oh! Oh! 852 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,755 I'm Catholic. 853 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,753 That was the second most disgusting fluid... 854 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,068 I've ever had in my eye. 855 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,629 Who's that? 856 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,709 That's Mr G. 857 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,472 Get something nice on, something respectable. 858 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,595 Where we goin'? 859 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,316 Every year, literally hundreds of people... 860 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,710 are affected by acute neurocortical emphasitis... 861 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,597 or Hapsburg Syndrome. 862 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,635 I see. 863 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,029 And how does the condition manifest itself? 864 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:32,869 The syndrome is characterized... 865 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,678 by a loss of lower body function... 866 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,074 sporadic and often violent outbursts of profanity. 867 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,151 And often chronic flatulence. 868 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,198 It's our aim to raise awareness of the condition... 869 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,599 and, hopefully, some funds to give... 870 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,272 some much-needed support... 871 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,316 to people such as Mr Ghoshdashtidar here. 872 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,628 Mmm... 873 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,593 - Well, we think that Mr Goshdashti... - Ghosh! 874 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,557 - Ghoshtashtidar... - Ghosh! Ghosh! 875 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,110 Ghoshtashtidar's condition is very, uh, serious... 876 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,715 and warrants support, and we'd be delighted... 877 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,351 for Mr Doyle to run on behalf of acute neuro... 878 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,634 Acute neurocortical emphasitis. 879 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,153 - Or, uh... - Hapsburg Syn... 880 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,674 Syndrome awareness. Yes. 881 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,075 OK. 882 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,793 We'll just need the charity's registration number. 883 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,515 The what? 884 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,874 The registration number. 885 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,319 Well, that couldn't have gone any worse. 886 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,038 Mmm. 887 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,269 - Look out! - Oh! 888 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,588 Ohh! 889 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,193 Aw, hit by a wheelchair. 890 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,955 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 891 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:52,995 - It stings. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 892 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,035 - It stings. - No, no, no, no! 893 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,439 Dennis, don't touch him. 894 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,475 - Can you stand? - Oh, no! 895 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,710 - Are you OK? - No. My leg's broken. 896 00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,869 We are so sorry. 897 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,154 You... Call an ambulance! 898 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,915 Oh, this can't be happening. 899 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,797 I was supposed to be running the marathon in three weeks. 900 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,949 - Really? - Yeah. 901 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,439 There were so many people dependin' on me. 902 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,829 Charity people? 903 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,478 - Hmm? - Yeah. God! 904 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,516 What charity people? 905 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,828 What do you think? 906 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,835 Nice. 907 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,115 Nicotine patch? 908 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,155 Applied. 909 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,390 - You been to the toilet? - One and two. 910 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,309 You ready? 911 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,795 Ready. 912 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,115 One. 913 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,595 Ow. 914 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,635 - Two. - Get up there. 915 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,756 # This is a jailbreak # 916 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,876 # This is a Thursday afternoon # 917 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,110 # But I didn't mean it # 918 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,555 - # I didn't mean it # - Ow! 919 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,676 # I'd never get that far # 920 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,876 # My baby, short breath wouldn't do # 921 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,916 # But you took it serious # 922 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,797 - # Took it so serious # - Raise. 923 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,313 - No! - No! 924 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,076 One, two... 925 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,832 One more! One more! 926 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,471 # Well, you accused me of wearing movies in my eyes # 927 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,596 # But I still love you # 928 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,875 # Of course, I love you # 929 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,791 # And so I countered # 930 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,314 # You do the same, my Annie I # 931 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,755 # You closed them so fast # 932 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,311 # And you closed them so tight # 933 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,878 - Hi, Dennis. - Wha... 934 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,599 I saw your friend Gordon this morning. 935 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,398 I will replace anything he stole. 936 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,232 He told me about his little bet. 937 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,275 Oh, yeah. 938 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,078 - Yeah. Crazy, huh? - Yeah. 939 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,991 So I made a crazy little bet of my own. 940 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,832 Ooh. Who with? 941 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,273 With you, silly. 942 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,952 - We haven't made a bet. - We're about to. 943 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,639 Here it is. 944 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,675 You finish the race... 945 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,035 I'll forgive all the back rent you owe. 946 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,872 - And if I don't? - If you don't finish... 947 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,279 you pack your bags and you leave. 948 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,238 You go, and I finally get some tidy tenants... 949 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,878 who pay their rent on time. 950 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,076 - Deal? - No deal. 951 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,037 Hey, what are you... Hey, give me that. 952 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,155 - Deal? - Deal. 953 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,437 - Maya, if you think making... - Maya? 954 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,919 Hey. Hello, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. 955 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,433 How are you? 956 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,636 I've got something for you. 957 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,631 Ooh. It's not the spatula, is it? 958 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,039 No. 959 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,635 Wow. 960 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,077 To help you be a good man. 961 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,635 I don't... 962 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,715 Thank you. 963 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,515 Wow. 964 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,716 Peter Perfect, a perfect palace. 965 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,836 Try saying that when you're smashed. 966 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,753 - I will. - # Lately # 967 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,958 # I been high-steppin' # 968 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,949 # I've got a lover # 969 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,191 - # Who just gets it for real # - Hey. Hey, Dennis. 970 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,918 - Hey. - Glad you could make it. 971 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,069 - Thank you. - Oh, hey. 972 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,957 Wow, Libby. 973 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,439 You look, um... wow. 974 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,475 Thank you. 975 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,073 I know, right? Never mind all this. 976 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,037 I'll take the view I have right here. 977 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,269 Oh. 978 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,876 I'm Gordon, Libby's cousin. Hello. 979 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,678 Gordon. Of course. I've heard a lot about you. 980 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,159 Very nice to meet you. 981 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,753 - Really? - Yeah. 982 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,558 Oh. I thought you said he was an asshole. 983 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,435 - Dennis! - Gordon. 984 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,033 - What? - It's OK, Lib. 985 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,559 Libby, I got you a birthday present. 986 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,914 Oh. 987 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,319 It's a CD. 988 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,992 I hope you don't have it, 'cause I don't have a receipt... 989 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,957 and I didn't exactly get it in a shop. 990 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,712 Well, thank you, I think. 991 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,839 It's OK. Where's the toilet? 992 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,591 I'll show you, and, uh, you can entertain Dennis. 993 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,635 OK. 994 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,029 That is if he doesn't mind hangin' out with an asshole. 995 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,237 He was joking. I never said you were an asshole. 996 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,276 - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, I did. 997 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,355 Whit seems nice. 998 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,429 Yeah, he is. 999 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,988 Good-looking, friendly, well-off, steady job... 1000 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,035 good with Jake... 1001 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,633 just like you got him out of a catalogue. 1002 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,835 And what's your point? 1003 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,275 I ordered a pair of shoes once from a catalogue. 1004 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,351 Gorgeous soft leather Italian loafers. 1005 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,589 They looked amazing, but then they arrived... 1006 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,716 and I put them on, and they hurt like fuck. 1007 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,028 Thanks. I'll bear that in mind. 1008 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,279 Wow. 1009 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,271 Hey, do you think it would be weird if I took a bath? 1010 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,078 Yeah, that would be weird. 1011 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,678 - Hey. - Hey. 1012 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,193 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 1013 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,508 Cheers. 1014 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,635 Cheers. 1015 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,233 What do you think? 1016 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,311 I think I see a guy peeing on your car. 1017 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,435 - What? - Got you. 1018 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,511 Oh, very good. 1019 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,511 Actually, you see that? 1020 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,555 What? 1021 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,278 There. I'm talking about St. Paul's Cathedral. 1022 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,634 - You see it? - Uh-huh. 1023 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,278 Currently my favourite spot in London. 1024 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,475 You know why? 1025 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,596 Uh, is it because that's where you first realized... 1026 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,829 how amazing you are? 1027 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,113 It's the finish line for the marathon. 1028 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,229 Only two more days, and I get to cross it. 1029 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,275 Can't wait. 1030 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,839 Me, too. 1031 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,956 Greatest feeling in the world, finishing a distance race. 1032 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,190 I think you're really gonna get a kick out of it. 1033 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,474 You don't think I'm gonna finish, do you? 1034 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,549 No, I don't. 1035 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,595 Why not? 1036 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,398 'Cause it's really hard, Dennis. 1037 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,754 Actually requires a couple of things... 1038 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,638 that, uh, forgive me, but you don't seem to possess. 1039 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,948 I happen to have a very nice pair... 1040 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,598 of running shoes now, thank you very much. 1041 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,753 I'm talking about discipline and perseverance. 1042 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,956 And all cute little comments aside... 1043 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,954 there comes a point in every race... 1044 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,758 it could be the fifth mile, it could be the 25th... 1045 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,273 but, eventually, you're gonna hit... 1046 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,157 what runners like to call "the wall." 1047 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,514 And when you do... 1048 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,194 you won't be able to breathe or think or even move. 1049 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,316 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1050 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,833 And I have a very strong feeling... 1051 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,036 that that's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1052 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,675 See, that's the difference... 1053 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,035 between getting a girl like Libby... 1054 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,519 and keeping a girl like Libby. 1055 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,155 You good? You need anything else? 1056 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,231 - No, I'm good. - OK. 1057 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,273 # Love is sweet, they say # 1058 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:21,910 # Promises of tomorrow # 1059 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:29,718 # But the tighter you grip, the faster you slip # 1060 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,395 # This much I know # 1061 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,758 # Lately, I want everything # 1062 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,513 # Every star tied to a string # 1063 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,433 # Coffee, tea, and in between # 1064 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,353 # The sweetest smile I've ever seen # 1065 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,830 # A different song in every room... # 1066 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,036 - Oh, shit! Sorry. Sorry. - That's OK. 1067 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,872 - No, it's OK. It's OK. - Oh, man. It's just... 1068 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,473 It's just soda water, honestly. 1069 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,754 Should I not rub your boob, then? 1070 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,239 - Yeah. - OK. Sorry. 1071 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,355 I can do the other one, you know? 1072 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,396 'Cause I'm here, I might as well just even it out. 1073 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,515 Sorry. 1074 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,633 So, you havin' a... havin' a good time? 1075 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,829 Yeah. Yes, I am, thank you. 1076 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,395 You've lost weight. 1077 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,708 Yeah, just a little bit. 1078 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,755 Yeah. 1079 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,239 You know, get on. 1080 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,278 Where's Jake? I thought he was gonna be here. 1081 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,588 Uh, no. 1082 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,159 Whit thought that we'd have a better time... 1083 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,071 if we got a sitter. 1084 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,435 Oh. What did you think? 1085 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,239 I should get back. 1086 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,073 Libby, um, I never actually thanked you. 1087 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,675 For what? 1088 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,196 Well, for just sort of lettin' me back into your life. 1089 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,872 Jake's life. 1090 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,279 Yeah, well, you know. 1091 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:49,789 I mean, I-I wouldn't have been surprised... 1092 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,677 if you just cut me off completely, you know? 1093 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,079 Ugh, now you tell me. 1094 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,839 Well, no, I mean... 1095 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,114 No, he needs his dad. 1096 00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,435 Yeah. 1097 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,074 You were right, you know, about me enterin' the marathon. 1098 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,230 It... You know, it was because I was... 1099 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,151 sort of trying to win you back kind of thing. 1100 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,595 And I'd always kinda hoped that maybe, we'd, you know... 1101 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:12,795 get back together and that... 1102 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,474 but, you know, when I saw you with Whit... 1103 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,639 - Dennis. - I know... I know... I know... 1104 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,678 I know it's the height of hypocrisy, and I know... 1105 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,159 I know doin' this isn't gonna change anything... 1106 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,549 or... or make anything better, but, um... 1107 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,911 I'd just... I'd settle for your respect. 1108 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,509 You know, I'd settle for you smiling... 1109 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,955 when you thought about the time that we had together... 1110 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,076 and not thinkin' it was a waste of time. 1111 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,229 You know, I mean, I know... 1112 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,437 I didn't do you any favours on that day, OK? 1113 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,239 I did a stupid, stupid thing. 1114 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,198 But it was only because I thought... 1115 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,874 spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. 1116 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,598 Does that make any sense? 1117 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,554 You're such an idiot. 1118 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,074 Hey, I got you something. 1119 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,752 Oh, what is it? 1120 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,876 It's something I think you don't have. 1121 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,598 A history of reliable boyfriends? 1122 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,350 No, it's... Well, it's only, you know... 1123 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,509 - Open it later on. - OK. 1124 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,158 Happy birthday. 1125 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,593 - Thank you. - No. 1126 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,995 Oh. 1127 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,476 - Everyone, could I have your attention? - Oh, my God. 1128 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,269 Hey. Everyone, your attention, please. 1129 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,430 Everyone, hi. 1130 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,475 Thank you for coming. 1131 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,039 - Really good to see you all. - Thank you. 1132 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,429 As you all know, we're here to celebrate... 1133 00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,115 the birthday of one Elizabeth Olivia O'Dell. 1134 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,276 Happy birthday. 1135 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,750 As many of you know, uh, my passion in life is running. 1136 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,994 In fact, in a couple of days... 1137 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,469 I'll be completing another marathon, thank you very much. 1138 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,517 Uh, now, success in running requires a lot... 1139 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,114 of the same things as success in love... 1140 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,589 passion, determination... 1141 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,319 and something I've needed a lot of with Libby, stamina. 1142 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,313 That's just inappropriate, isn't it? 1143 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,674 The long-winded point I'm trying to make... 1144 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,275 is that both love and running require heart... 1145 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,396 and Libby has... truly, has more heart... 1146 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,311 than any other person I've ever known. 1147 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,960 So happy birthday, sweetie. 1148 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,114 Thank you all. 1149 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,712 Oh, trainers! 1150 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,114 I'm sorry. Can I, uh, just see this for a second? 1151 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,760 Now, what, um... As most of you know... 1152 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,832 I usually run my races alone, but I thought... 1153 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,709 I was wondering if you would consider... 1154 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,074 becoming my partner? 1155 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,195 Oh, my. 1156 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,358 Libby, will you marry me? 1157 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,472 No, no, no, no. 1158 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,028 OK. Yes. 1159 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,633 - Yes? - Yeah. 1160 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,594 So beautiful. 1161 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,999 Just beautiful. 1162 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,795 Thank you. 1163 00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,275 Thank you, everybody. 1164 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,835 Crazy. 1165 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,875 What'd I miss? 1166 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,355 So... 1167 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,555 You bloody... poison. 1168 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,231 All right. You can stick it up your ass... 1169 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,914 you big American prick. 1170 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,070 # Our love has changed # 1171 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,633 - I don't mind they've decided. - # It's not the same # 1172 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,833 # And the only way to say it # 1173 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,472 # Is say it # 1174 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,439 # It's better # 1175 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,477 # I can't concede # 1176 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,874 # This way I feel # 1177 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,794 # For all the time we spend together # 1178 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:04,351 # Forever just gets better # 1179 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,997 # See, what I'm trying to say is # 1180 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:15,877 # You make things better # 1181 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,995 # And no matter what the day is # 1182 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,631 # With you here, it's better # 1183 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,150 # I'll stand by you # 1184 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,554 # If you stand by me # 1185 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,916 # I think it's time that I reveal it # 1186 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,116 # 'Cause I believe it # 1187 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,516 # It's better # 1188 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,916 # See, what I'm tryin' to say is # 1189 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,790 # You make things better # 1190 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,388 Dennis! 1191 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,632 So what do you think we should do, Dennis? 1192 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,918 Jake got really upset when I tried to explain it to him. 1193 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,232 So, I just wonder whether maybe you could talk to him today? 1194 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,388 You know, just... If he heard it from you... 1195 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,040 that you're always gonna be his daddy, you know? 1196 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,838 I take it the diet's off. 1197 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,117 Dennis, are you even listening? 1198 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,189 Dennis! 1199 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,793 What? You want... You want me to tell Jake... 1200 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,030 what a... what a... what a perfect guy Whit is... 1201 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,394 and it's all gonna be really perfect... 1202 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:49,959 in his new perfect life? 1203 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,315 No. Not necessarily in those words. 1204 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,789 I cannot believe you're gonna marry this guy. 1205 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,950 He pulled your engagement ring out of a shoe. 1206 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,837 Please, Dennis, you're the only one... 1207 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,956 who can help Jake feel OK about this. 1208 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,156 Listen, if you wanna marry Whit, that's fine, OK? 1209 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,151 You're a big girl, and you can make your own mistakes, OK? 1210 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,719 But don't come down here while I'm eating... 1211 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,756 my full English breakfast with extra breakfast... 1212 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,512 and expect me to make things easier for you, OK? 1213 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,352 Can I please get some ketchup here?! 1214 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,674 I'm not gonna run. 1215 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,715 What?! 1216 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,233 I said I'm not running. 1217 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,679 What do you mean, you're not running? 1218 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,830 I mean, I'm not running. I'm not running a stupid marathon. 1219 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,079 Why? Because Libby's getting married again? 1220 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,115 What did you think? 1221 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,599 She... She's not gonna find anybody better than you? 1222 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,715 Well, let me be the first to tell you. 1223 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,313 You know, you're not a tough act to follow. 1224 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,879 Oh, what? You think I don't know that? 1225 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,951 I don't care any more! 1226 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,198 - What about me? - What about you? 1227 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,998 I've got money on this! A lot of money! 1228 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,638 That is not my problem! 1229 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,835 Quit it! 1230 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,069 I'm not the quitter. 1231 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,033 - Let me go! - Ow, my ear! 1232 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,394 - Let go! - Ow! 1233 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:07,715 Oh, OK! Oh, all right! 1234 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,190 Oh, enough! Just... Just stop for a minute! 1235 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,677 # Every day, I love you less and less # 1236 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,354 # I've got to get this feeling off my chest # 1237 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,715 # The doctor says all I need's pills and rest # 1238 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,151 # Since every day, I love you less and less # 1239 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,832 # Unless, unless # 1240 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,114 - # I know, I feel it # - Are you gonna run? 1241 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,155 # In my bones # - No! 1242 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:36,434 # I'm sick, I'm tired # 1243 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:37,669 # Of staying in control # 1244 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,911 - # Oh, yes, I feel I race upon a wheel # - Oh, God! 1245 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,514 - OK, OK, OK, OK. - You'll run? 1246 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,113 # Oh, yes, I'm stressed # 1247 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,519 # I'm sorry I digressed # 1248 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,239 # lmpressed, you're dressed to SOS # 1249 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,197 # Oh-oh # 1250 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,794 - My balls! - # And my parents love me # 1251 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,917 # Oh-oh # 1252 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,673 - # And my girlfriend loves me # - That's it! Run away! 1253 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,273 That's what you always do! 1254 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,639 Run away! 1255 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,197 # Every day, I love you less and less # 1256 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,873 Hey, what the... 1257 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,318 - Hello, Dennis. - What are you doing? 1258 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,355 Gordon called. 1259 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,396 He tells me you're not running the marathon. 1260 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,879 - Yeah, but... - But, what? 1261 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,234 Are you running or not? 1262 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,275 - No, but... - So there you go. 1263 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:23,509 - Wait... - Sorry, Dennis. 1264 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,158 A bet's a bet. You're out. 1265 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,189 Mr Ghoshdashtidar? Mr Ghoshdashtidar! 1266 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,599 - Who the hell are you? - Oh, please, look. 1267 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,069 - I thought you were a good man, Dennis. - Yeah... 1268 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,311 A little screwed up here in the head, OK. 1269 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,356 But Maya was right about you. You are no good. 1270 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,873 - Look... - Always running away... 1271 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,393 never running in the right direction. 1272 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,435 Yeah, but, oh... 1273 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,034 I bought you new running shoes, Dennis. 1274 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,554 The man said they were the best you can buy. 1275 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,392 - Yes, but... - "But, but, but!" 1276 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,472 Always "but"! Always excuses with you! 1277 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,233 Always some reason why it's not your fault! 1278 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,756 I have news for you, Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 1279 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,351 It's all your fault! 1280 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,308 - Hi. - Hi. 1281 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,472 You... You havin' a yard sale? 1282 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,316 No. Where's Libby? 1283 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,833 Uh, she's pickin' up Jake. 1284 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,356 I suppose, uh, congratulations are in order. 1285 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,113 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you. 1286 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,755 Best man won. 1287 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,598 Well, I wasn't really aware it was a contest. 1288 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,715 Dennis! Dennis! Is Jake with you? 1289 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,755 No, why? L... 1290 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,068 Well, is he here, Whit? 1291 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,309 - I thought you were picking him up. - Jake! 1292 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,355 - Libby? - Jake! 1293 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,509 Libby, what is... 1294 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:46,953 - What did you say to him?! - L... What are you... 1295 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,189 I didn't say anything. What do you mean? 1296 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,429 Well, he was at Emily's and something happened. 1297 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,555 He just ran out. 1298 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,790 - What? - He has run away, OK? 1299 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,233 Jake ran away! 1300 01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,835 Jake! 1301 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,355 Jake! 1302 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,755 Gordon! 1303 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,395 Gordon! 1304 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,238 - Yes? - Jake's run away. 1305 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,151 - What? - He's run away! 1306 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,195 All right. Well, wait a minute. 1307 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,032 Just calm down. Think for a second. 1308 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,269 Where would he go? 1309 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,113 Hiya, snot-face. 1310 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,154 Yeah, he's fine. 1311 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,355 We'll be back in about a half an hour, I guess. 1312 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,634 OK. 1313 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,188 Is she mad at me? 1314 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,998 No, no. She's just glad you're OK. 1315 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,358 Do you wanna tell me what happened? 1316 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,238 Emily doesn't wanna be my girlfriend any more. 1317 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,435 Why not? 1318 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,670 'Cause there's this other boy, Robert... 1319 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,318 and he's got a ponytail... 1320 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,391 and she likes him now. 1321 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,311 What, she likes him because he's got a ponytail? 1322 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,958 Uh-huh. 1323 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,274 Jake 'n Bake... 1324 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,588 as you get older, you're gonna realize... 1325 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,875 there are a lot of things that you don't like, OK? 1326 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,190 Things much worse than this. 1327 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,475 And when those things happen, you can't just run away. 1328 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,391 Why not? 1329 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,710 Because it doesn't solve the problem. 1330 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,789 You know, when you start running... 1331 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,835 the problem's still there. 1332 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,434 You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way... 1333 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,432 to solve the problem, even if it's really, really hard. 1334 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,397 Is that what you do, Dad? 1335 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,194 Dad? 1336 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,835 Dennis! 1337 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,114 Dennis! 1338 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,235 Gordon! 1339 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,995 Gordon! 1340 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,672 - Found him? - Yes. 1341 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,512 Good. You can't stay here. 1342 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,235 Gordon! 1343 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,275 What?! 1344 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,112 I'm running. 1345 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,879 Well, come on up then. 1346 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,076 Wow, these are great. Where'd you get 'em? 1347 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,559 - Whit's place. - Thanks. 1348 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,709 See, the trick is... 1349 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,075 you got to load up on carbs the night before the race. 1350 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,115 I read it in Cosmo. 1351 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,189 How are the legs? Not too tight? 1352 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,713 No. No, they're fine. 1353 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,915 Have you got everything you need? 1354 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,309 You know, your shoes, your shorts, penis t-shirt? 1355 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,152 - Yes. - Oh. 1356 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,159 I'm not really in the mood. 1357 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,719 - It's for your nipples. - What? 1358 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,189 You run a 26-mile race, a lot of friction... 1359 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,599 is generated from your shirt to your nipples. 1360 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,908 And the last thing you want during a marathon... 1361 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:15,955 is nipple chafing. 1362 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,234 - Cosmo? - Yeah. 1363 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,514 I'm not puttin' that on my nipples, OK? 1364 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,477 And I'm not gonna eat this. Let's just go to sleep. 1365 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,118 Well, at least, let me make your bed for you. 1366 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,275 Anything else? 1367 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,429 Have you got a pillow? 1368 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,670 - No. - Well, then I guess I'm fine. 1369 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,071 Hey, what time do you have to be up tomorrow? 1370 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,118 Well, we should set the alarm for about seven o'clock. 1371 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,792 - I don't have an alarm clock. - Why not? 1372 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,711 I never need to be anywhere. 1373 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,399 The race starts at 9.00, OK? 1374 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,438 So we should leave here no later than 8.00, OK? 1375 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,714 OK. 1376 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:55,955 Night. 1377 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,075 Love you. 1378 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:04,675 A very good morning to you. 1379 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,557 It's a beautiful day here in London... 1380 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,551 for the first annual Nike River Run. 1381 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,835 We've had a very warm welcome from the crowd... 1382 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,558 and we've got perfect conditions for this race, Denise. 1383 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,039 We certainly have. 1384 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,270 26.2 miles along the River Thames... 1385 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,396 10,000 runners from all over the globe... 1386 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,311 and an amazing way for many of these folks... 1387 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,914 to raise money for so many worthwhile charities. 1388 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,228 And as we can see, race officials... 1389 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,197 are already busy at the starting line... 1390 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,748 with the start less than an hour away. 1391 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,512 - Taxi! - # Keep on runnin' # 1392 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,919 Taxi! 1393 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,753 - # Keep on hidin' # - Taxi! 1394 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,795 Wait! 1395 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:42,835 - Wait! - # One fine day # 1396 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,114 # I'm gonna be the one # 1397 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,872 # To make you understand # 1398 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,188 - It's a wonderful course. - # Oh, yeah # 1399 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,555 - They'll wind around the Thames... - # I'm gonna be your man # 1400 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,039 They'll cross over five bridges, including Osney Bridge... 1401 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,519 Albert Bridge, and the Millennium Bridge. 1402 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,397 OK, OK. So go at your own pace today, all right? 1403 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,357 - Slow and steady. - OK. Slow and steady. 1404 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,592 Yeah, they're challenging the leaders we have here. 1405 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,148 One from Japan, Hiyusha Shinuzu... 1406 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,708 and, of course, up there also, is Sumi Yamata. 1407 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,155 Watch it! 1408 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,632 - Idiot! - # Keep on runnin' # 1409 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,355 - # Runnin' from # - The other way! Go back! 1410 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,873 - # My heart # - No, we're not goin' back! 1411 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,712 Amongst the names we should keep an eye on... 1412 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,869 are the men from Kenya. 1413 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,316 Always so strong, Wilson Deetay and Collington Degwa... 1414 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,153 they always can be found at front of the pack. 1415 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:29,995 This is as far as I can get, mate. 1416 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,433 But I need to get to the start of the race. 1417 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,954 Well, it's just over the bridge. That's fifteen quid, mate. 1418 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,109 Have you got any money? 1419 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,918 Sir, we have a slight liquidity problem. 1420 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,831 That is a shame. 1421 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,035 Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1422 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,031 Look, look. This is a 19... 1423 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:47,430 ...40 Rolex 520 Perpetual Oyster with a bubble back. 1424 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,475 That's not too shabby. 1425 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,515 Gordon, you can't possibly give him... 1426 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,715 Hey, it's an investment. 1427 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,234 Gordon, thank you. 1428 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,435 I'll see you later then. 1429 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,073 # Keep on runnin' # 1430 01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,388 Hey, good luck! 1431 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,232 Now, typically, the day would have started... 1432 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,390 at the crack of dawn for most of these runners. 1433 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,754 They had a balanced breakfast... 1434 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,071 precise physical and mental preparation. 1435 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,232 On a day like today, to leave anything to chance... 1436 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,231 you'd either have to be extremely naive... 1437 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,639 or a complete idiot. 1438 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,029 # Everyone is talkin' about me # 1439 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,793 Over here. To me, to me. 1440 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,269 That's it. Be careful. 1441 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,429 That's an antique. 1442 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,191 - Did it start? Did it start? - Not yet. 1443 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,429 - Turn it on. - Here we go. 1444 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,794 What do we love about these days... 1445 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,030 is the sheer mix of competitors. 1446 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,712 They come in all shapes and sizes... 1447 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,952 from the elite over there to the... how should we put it... 1448 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,519 not so elite. 1449 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,874 That's Dennis! 1450 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,592 Look at that stretch. Look at that. 1451 01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:51,269 Double or nothing? 1452 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,315 Yeah, right. 1453 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,915 Just a few minutes to go now. The warm-ups should be complete. 1454 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,231 It's time, if you have one, for that pre-race ritual. 1455 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,275 Well, well, well. You made it, huh? 1456 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,315 Yeah. 1457 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,913 Just wanna wish you luck out there. 1458 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,560 You, too. How are your nipples? 1459 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,035 Great. 1460 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:21,875 - More toast. - Only a few moments... 1461 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,154 to go now, and the officials are... 1462 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,196 Who do you want to win, Daddy or Whit? 1463 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,113 - Who do you wanna win? - Daddy, of course. 1464 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,792 - If you're one of the fun runners... - What about you? 1465 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,110 - It's just about completing the course. - Eat your toast. 1466 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,236 And what a great turnout we've got here today. 1467 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,594 Why am I always the tortoise? 1468 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,635 A bet's a bet. 1469 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,675 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1470 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,113 - Pardon me. - All right. 1471 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,473 Well, Dennis, I gotta admit... 1472 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,913 I didn't think you'd make it this far. 1473 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,794 I mean, uh... 1474 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,030 you don't exactly have the best, uh, track record... 1475 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:01,109 now, do you? 1476 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,077 Yeah, well that was then, and this is now. 1477 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,195 No, Dennis. 1478 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,435 This is now. 1479 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,475 All right. 1480 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,159 Don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1481 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,753 Well, don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1482 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,637 Oh, yeah, that's the spirit. 1483 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,073 And they're off, Chris. 1484 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,752 Yet another great marathon... 1485 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,558 getting under way here in London. 1486 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,991 And having these great runners go 26.2 miles... 1487 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,275 of crowded London streets... 1488 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,032 That was great, what you did with Jake yesterday, by the way. 1489 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,075 Thanks. 1490 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,718 I know Libby really appreciated it, too. 1491 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,755 Oh, I'm glad. 1492 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:41,829 In fact, she was so appreciative... 1493 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,592 we had a nice little jump on the bed. 1494 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,113 - What? - Have a good race. 1495 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,635 Isn't it enough? 1496 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:58,675 What? 1497 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,149 You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough? 1498 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,514 I just think it's high time you realize... 1499 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,113 that it's over, sir. 1500 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,599 Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you... 1501 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,875 - when we move to Chicago. - What? 1502 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,393 You better slow down there, chief. 1503 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,708 You got a long way to go. 1504 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,156 - Yeah, well, so have you. - Oh, yeah! 1505 01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:15,355 Yes, I like it. 1506 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:17,271 Run, fat boy, run! 1507 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,113 I can lose weight... 1508 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,031 but you'll always be an asshole. 1509 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:26,995 Now, once again, it's still being dominated... 1510 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,274 - by the Kenyans, Denise. - Look at that. 1511 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,749 The runners are making their way along the embankment. 1512 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,068 What a beautiful view of the... 1513 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,238 So, here we are among the leaders of the moment. 1514 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,914 The pace is relatively relaxed for the opening miles. 1515 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,989 Maybe a little too relaxed, Chris. 1516 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,672 It looks like we've got a couple of amateurs... 1517 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,795 coming up from the back. 1518 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,875 Mom! 1519 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,518 It looks like these two boys... 1520 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,431 are running a race of their own here today. 1521 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,669 In fact, they're causing quite a stir... 1522 01:10:58,760 --> 01:10:59,829 among the serious runners. 1523 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,512 Not something you'd really expect... 1524 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:02,919 at this stage in the race. 1525 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,149 Oh. Sorry, sir. 1526 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,875 There's a man down. 1527 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,715 Sorry. 1528 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,440 All eyes right now are on these two runners. 1529 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,272 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 1530 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,635 - We hope to bring you that information quickly. - Slow down. 1531 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,155 But he looks good, doesn't he? 1532 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,389 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1533 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,596 ...setting a new world record. 1534 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,395 What are you trying to prove? 1535 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:28,993 She doesn't love you any more, man. 1536 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,229 I'm not doing this for Libby. 1537 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,309 Yeah, right. 1538 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,389 You're ridiculous, dude. 1539 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,789 What's the matter, Whit, can't keep up? 1540 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,755 Oh! 1541 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,555 Daddy! 1542 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,437 Dennis! I mean, Whit! 1543 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,234 It does look very serious. 1544 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,355 We're getting some more information... 1545 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,311 Stay down! Stay down! 1546 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,079 Where do you think you're going? 1547 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,754 - I have to go help Dennis. - Why? 1548 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,831 Because I am the assistant coach. 1549 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,515 Yes! 1550 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,875 He now leads at the ten-mile mark. 1551 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,035 And that looks really painful. 1552 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,439 Looks like this runner's race day... 1553 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,431 will be ending at a Leeds hospital. 1554 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:54,794 Yeah, absolutely tragic... 1555 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,359 Mom, do something! 1556 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,873 - We certainly do. Let's get back... - Come on. 1557 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,279 To the leaders in the female race. 1558 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:09,315 Shit. 1559 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,718 Huh? 1560 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,920 Gordon, I think I speak for everyone here... 1561 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,355 when I say, "Give me my money." 1562 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,158 Five grand, please. 1563 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,471 OK, here's the thing about the money... 1564 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:50,595 and, actually, it's kind of funny. 1565 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,552 Uh... I don't have it. 1566 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,148 Would you excuse us a moment? 1567 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,196 Hi. I'm looking for a patient, Dennis Doyle. 1568 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,599 Are you family? 1569 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,193 - Yeah. - Doyle? 1570 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,713 Yes, Dennis Doyle. 1571 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,429 Oh, I'm sorry, we don't seem to have anyone... 1572 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,033 registered by that name. 1573 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,680 Are you sure? He's a runner in the marathon. 1574 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,079 Oh, the runner. Oh, yeah. 1575 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,037 Well, he's just arrived. 1576 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,678 - Libby? - Whit? 1577 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,954 How'd you know I was here? 1578 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,359 What are you doing here? 1579 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,510 Honey, that psychopath tripped me. 1580 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,034 He tripped me. I think I have ligament damage. 1581 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:29,633 Guys, can we... Can we just... 1582 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,950 Fellas, can we... Look, I'm a patient, please. 1583 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,553 Just one... Find me! 1584 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,119 Easy, easy! Ow! 1585 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,077 Vince, look, when I said I didn't have the money... 1586 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,115 I meant I didn't have the money here. 1587 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,191 - I can pay. - Oh, you're gonna pay. 1588 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,312 No, wait. Look... Vincent. 1589 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,913 Wait... Wait... What? 1590 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,194 Wait. Wait a tick. 1591 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,510 Not so bloody fast, mate. 1592 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,828 Who the hell are you? 1593 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,478 Thanks a lot, Mr G! 1594 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,232 Your friend is a man of honour. 1595 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,275 What, Vincent? 1596 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:04,035 Yes, he said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead. 1597 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,075 I don't understand. 1598 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,958 On the TV, they said he was being brought here. 1599 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,393 One second. 1600 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,833 I could sue him. You know that, right? 1601 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,114 I could sue him for everything he has... 1602 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,111 but, you know, seriously, what am I gonna do... 1603 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,272 with some pizza boxes and a Judas Priest t-shirt? 1604 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,952 Honey, I'm sure it was an accident. 1605 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:20,598 Well, you weren't there, OK? 1606 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,636 You didn't see it. He was wild-eyed, all right? 1607 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,870 He was frothing at the mouth at one point. 1608 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,713 It was like running a marathon with Cujo, OK? 1609 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,917 Jake, buddy, can I control the bed, please? 1610 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,831 No, but you can watch me control it. 1611 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,753 Libby? Where are you? 1612 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,068 - The hospital. - Are you with him? 1613 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,115 No, he's not here. 1614 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,189 Well, what do you mean he's not there? 1615 01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,633 I mean, he's not here. 1616 01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,713 Well, where the hell is he then? 1617 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:15,360 All right. It's still... It's on. 1618 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:16,555 The race is still on. 1619 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,960 I can't believe you let Gordon go, Vincent. 1620 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,155 - Yeah, but he said he was gonna pay us... - Back to the story. 1621 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,071 - Right, Vincent? - The first images are coming in... 1622 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,912 - from what looks like a camera phone... - Vincent? 1623 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,389 - Vincent? - Showing a lone, mysterious runner. 1624 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,711 Uh, he's looking very badly injured, I must say... 1625 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,711 and he's also causing some major traffic... 1626 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,668 - Cab. - Yeah, it's a Rolex. 1627 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,796 I'm not gonna sell it. It's a family heirloom now. 1628 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:39,835 What! 1629 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,071 Wait! What are you doing?! 1630 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,674 - Step on it! - You can't just take a man's cab! 1631 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,475 All right! 1632 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,675 Hello, there... 1633 01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,557 Dennis Doyle from downstairs! 1634 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,868 Who the hell are you? 1635 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:55,593 You beauty, come on! 1636 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,552 And as the sun sets over London... 1637 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,198 we're still looking into the identity... 1638 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,953 of that mysterious runner. 1639 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,429 Come on, Dennis, you can do it! Come on! 1640 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:07,238 The only concrete thing we do know... 1641 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:10,756 is that he's running for erectile dysfunction. 1642 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,431 Good news, Mr Bloom. 1643 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,715 No rupture, no ligament damage. 1644 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,358 Oh, that's great. 1645 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:19,429 Jake, please? 1646 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,193 In fact, there's no real damage anywhere. 1647 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,069 Are you sure, doctor? 1648 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,639 Jake, please. 1649 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,790 It's, uh, like, uh... 1650 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:28,835 What is it you runners say? 1651 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,353 You hit the wall. 1652 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:33,798 No, no, that... That's not possi... 1653 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,828 God damn it, will you stop... 1654 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,911 messin' around with the bed, you little shit?! 1655 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,509 God. 1656 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,955 Good evening. It's time for a sports update. 1657 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,758 Top story, the Nike River Run. 1658 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,637 We'll be chatting to the winner a little bit later on... 1659 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,075 but first, we've had thousands of e-mails and calls... 1660 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,718 about our mystery runner. 1661 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,438 Well, I can tell you now, our TV crew... 1662 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,555 has just caught up with him. 1663 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:01,595 Excuse me. Sorry. 1664 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,829 Will you slow down, please? 1665 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,278 You hungry? You wanna get a bite? 1666 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,112 Stop! Stop! 1667 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,428 Everyone out. Get out. 1668 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:15,675 - Come on! - I'm goin'! 1669 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:16,875 Hey! 1670 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,109 Just go away! 1671 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,109 - Somebody trip him. - Go away! 1672 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,428 Knock him over. 1673 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,272 No, invalid. Off-side. 1674 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,832 - Oh! - Leave him alone! Get off him! 1675 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,592 I want my money now! 1676 01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,193 Don't listen to them, Dennis! 1677 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,269 You are a winner! 1678 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,395 I want my money now! 1679 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,835 Stop it! I'm wearing helmet! 1680 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:34,875 Clear off! 1681 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,155 "The loneliness of the long-distance runner"... 1682 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:40,391 a phrase epitomized by this man, Dennis Doyle. 1683 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,118 For the last eleven miles, he's been running... 1684 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:45,272 on what appears to be a severely sprained ankle. 1685 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:48,432 What a testament to the power of the human spirit. 1686 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,953 Mr Doyle, how do you feel? 1687 01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,359 How the fuck do you think I feel? 1688 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,714 What an inspiration. 1689 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,394 We'll keep you updated as this story progresses. 1690 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,311 - Get out of the bloody way! - Sorry. 1691 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,436 - Well, what a remarkable day... - Libby. Libby, I'm sorry... 1692 01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,192 - we've had at the marathon on the Thames... - all right? I lost it. L... 1693 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:02,872 - with an event dominated as ever... - I wasn't thinking. 1694 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,632 - By the crowds and the fun runners... - I'm sorry. 1695 01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:06,199 - Honey, can we just... - but particularly by 1696 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,235 - Jake, buddy... - one man. 1697 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,275 Would you mind just giving us... 1698 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,793 a little peace with the TV, please? 1699 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,235 - Thank you. - Go on, Dennis! 1700 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:12,275 The whole of London... 1701 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:14,555 Honey, can we just talk about this, please? 1702 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,358 - Chin up! - Keep it up, mate! 1703 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,559 Do you know, Mr Doyle, sir? 1704 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,595 Oh. 1705 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,398 I'm the assistant coach. 1706 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,038 Oh. Oh, really. What's your name? 1707 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:30,192 - Uh, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. - Gosh... 1708 01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:31,235 - Ghosh... - Gah... 1709 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,912 OK, just call me John. 1710 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,958 It was me who discovered his potential. 1711 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,679 I can't breathe. 1712 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:44,634 My head's gonna explode. 1713 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,278 He's not gonna make it. 1714 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,918 L... I have to stop. 1715 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,319 - I have to stop this. - No. 1716 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:50,469 - I'm sorry. - No, you can't. What are you doing? 1717 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:51,709 You can't stop. You're nearly there. 1718 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,199 What? How much further? 1719 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,511 Lt... It's a little, tiny... Nine miles. 1720 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,198 OK. OK. 1721 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,274 Oh, no. 1722 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,395 What? 1723 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:21,954 He's hit it. 1724 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:42,358 OK, baby, let's get you to bed. 1725 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,035 Jakey. 1726 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,111 ...by the crowds and the fun runners. - Dennis. 1727 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,633 - For those of you just joining us... - Dennis? 1728 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,314 It looks like Dennis Doyle, a clothing store security guard... 1729 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,311 running for the last ten and three quarter hours... 1730 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,197 on basically one leg... 1731 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,716 is refusing to rest until this race is run. 1732 01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,791 Unbelievable! 1733 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,993 You've never finished anything in your entire life, Dennis. 1734 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,270 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1735 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:36,634 I'm not the quitter! 1736 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,676 That's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1737 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,830 Go on, run away! Run away! 1738 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,433 That's what you always do! 1739 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,515 Dennis! 1740 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:49,835 Dennis! 1741 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,553 Dennis? 1742 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,759 Oh, I don't believe this. 1743 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,159 Yeah, boy, yes! 1744 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,719 He's still going! 1745 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,837 Go on, you beautiful man! 1746 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,797 Apologies there, ladies and gentlemen, uh... 1747 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:14,440 but it's, uh, really rather hard not to get caught up... 1748 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,839 in the drama of it all. 1749 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,752 Now let's take one more look at how Dennis broke that ankle. 1750 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:20,875 And here it is. 1751 01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,313 It appears that the runner there... 1752 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,551 next to Mr Doyle is involved in some way. 1753 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:29,189 In fact, if we look at it again here... yes! 1754 01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,350 He deliberately trips him! 1755 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:32,953 Bastard! 1756 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,268 Apologies again, uh... 1757 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,237 That didn't... That's not what happened. 1758 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:37,753 That is... That... That didn't happen. 1759 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,398 I can't believe this. 1760 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:40,435 I don't believe it, either. 1761 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:41,475 I don't understand that. 1762 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:42,515 What is that? 1763 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:43,953 Honey. Honey... 1764 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:47,999 That angle makes it look, but... He tripped me. 1765 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,837 He tripped me! Yes, he did! 1766 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,514 - Go, Dennis! - It's him! Dennis! 1767 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,668 Go, Dennis! 1768 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:01,474 I can't believe this. 1769 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,754 Come on, honey. 1770 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,159 Please, like I'm gonna do that. 1771 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,028 What are you... Are you kidding me? 1772 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:07,235 Honey. 1773 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,869 All right, look, I'm just... I'm not... 1774 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,393 I'm not myself, OK? 1775 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,158 I haven't been myself for a long time. 1776 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,673 Work has not been... 1777 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:18,277 It's, uh... 1778 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:19,315 It's just this city, you know? 1779 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,311 It's just... It's really hard here for me. 1780 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,913 You know, everyone's so polite here... 1781 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,956 and it's like the food and the... and the... and the ca... 1782 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,359 I just don't... I don't know what happened to me. 1783 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,078 I don't know what... It's just this place. 1784 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,229 It's this place, you know? 1785 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:32,153 And if we... I just know it's gonna be better once we move. 1786 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:33,753 - Move? - To Chicago. 1787 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:35,034 What? 1788 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:36,269 Too soon? 1789 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,315 Oh! 1790 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,879 - Come on, Jake. - Libby, wh... 1791 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,154 Where you goin'? Where you goin'? 1792 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,031 Oh, you got to be kidding me. Dennis? 1793 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:44,314 You can't be serious. 1794 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,198 The guy left you at the altar pregnant. 1795 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,274 Nobody's perfect. 1796 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:52,355 Libby. 1797 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,032 Libby! L... 1798 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,109 What a shithead. 1799 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,235 Jake. 1800 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,078 Hey. I know you feel bad. 1801 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,149 I know you're in incredible pain... 1802 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,549 but you are so close to me going on holiday. 1803 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:04,435 Come on. 1804 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,628 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1805 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,792 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1806 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:28,953 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1807 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,634 As we draw tantalizingly close to the finish line... 1808 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,358 here at St. Paul's Cathedral... 1809 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,795 it's safe to say, it's been a very long day... 1810 01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:37,632 for myself and my cameraman. 1811 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:40,473 It's been a very long day for you watching at home... 1812 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:41,515 but for Dennis Doyle... 1813 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,068 it's been the single longest day of his life. 1814 01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,395 Come on, Dennis! 1815 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:01,395 Good work, Dennis! 1816 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,959 Hey! Move along! 1817 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:07,995 That's it. You're there. 1818 01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:09,718 You're sixty feet. 1819 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,074 Fifty... Fifty-eight feet. 1820 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:13,229 Call it fifty-six and a half feet... 1821 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,275 and you're there. Come on. 1822 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,352 That's my man! My man! 1823 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:26,789 Come on, come on! 1824 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:36,395 Dennis, come on. 1825 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,550 Stay down, you shamble of a man. 1826 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,755 Don't get up. 1827 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:44,835 Dennis! 1828 01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,829 Dennis, come on, get up. 1829 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,399 Dennis, you're at the finish line. Get up. 1830 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:51,032 Dennis, this looks bad. People are talking. 1831 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:52,155 Get up. 1832 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,675 Hello, Dennis? 1833 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:12,757 - Dennis! - Dad! 1834 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,270 Dennis! 1835 01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,395 Dad! 1836 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:39,512 Go on! You've got it! Go on! 1837 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,710 Come on, Dennis! Yeah! 1838 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:49,555 Yeah! 1839 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:54,995 Dad! 1840 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,108 That was a really stupid thing you did out there today. 1841 01:26:58,200 --> 01:26:59,952 Don't go to Chicago. 1842 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,553 Dad, you won! 1843 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,114 He's done it! 1844 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:08,838 He's actually done it! 1845 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:09,989 This morning... 1846 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,436 Dennis Doyle was a humble shop worker from North London! 1847 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,988 Tonight, he goes home a hero! 1848 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,798 Oh, yay. 1849 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,074 And look at that! 1850 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,275 - God damn it. - This extraordinary man... 1851 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,191 collapses into the arms of... 1852 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:24,635 I think it's backwards here... the woman he loves! 1853 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,109 And, look! He's got a son! 1854 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,156 I didn't know he had a son! 1855 01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:30,753 Did you know he had a son? 1856 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,278 - Hello, Dennis. - Hey. 1857 01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:57,759 - Hi. - Hi. 1858 01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,478 Jake, your dad's here! 1859 01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,039 How's it goin'? 1860 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:02,348 - Pretty good. - Good. 1861 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,714 - You? - Yeah. 1862 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,199 Yeah, not bad. 1863 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,349 You still running? 1864 01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:08,317 Every day, hopefully in the right direction. 1865 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,478 Yeah. So... 1866 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,668 Um, Libby, I was thinkin', um... 1867 01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,395 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, you. 1868 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:27,115 Uh, it doesn't matter, actually. 1869 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,394 I'll, um... 1870 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,674 I'll sp... I'll ca... I'll speak to you later. 1871 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,273 - OK. - Say goodbye to your mom. 1872 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,429 Bye, Mom. 1873 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:33,475 Bye. I'll see you later. 1874 01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:34,675 Bye. 1875 01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,517 Libby, I was wondering, would you like to go... 1876 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:48,431 and have some dinner with me next week? 1877 01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,275 You don't have to. It's not, uh... 1878 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:55,509 Yeah. 1879 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,874 Uh... huh? 1880 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:58,439 I mean, wow. 1881 01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,589 It'd be nice. 1882 01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:01,477 Yeah. Well, it would be. 1883 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,318 I'll, um... I'll give you a call. 1884 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,389 OK. 1885 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:09,913 Don't know why I did that. It's just... 1886 01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:12,714 OK. Ready? 1887 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:13,835 Yeah. 1888 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:17,952 Hello! 1889 01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:19,519 Hello, Dennis! 1890 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:22,274 Mr G. 1891 01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,677 - Hello, Jake. - Hello. 1892 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,318 I was just doing my spin class. 1893 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:27,355 It's great fun, isn't it? 1894 01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,795 Oh, it's an amazing workout! 1895 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,438 Dad comin' up behind the young contender. 1896 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:38,669 Come on! Jake! 1897 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,318 Oh, he takes the ball from Jake! 1898 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,709 He has the ball! He's clear! 1899 01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:44,119 Dad! Pass it! 1900 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,435 Dad is clear! 1901 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,192 Give it! 1902 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:50,032 I'll give you one, too. 1903 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,111 OK, let's go. Good game. 1904 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:53,792 Jake to Mr G. 1905 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:55,999 Yeah, thank you very much. 1906 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,149 Take over, Mr G. 1907 01:29:58,360 --> 01:29:59,509 There you go, Mr G. 1908 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:03,079 All right, I'm gonna... Completely illegal move there. 1909 01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:04,912 Picks up the player, runs with him. 1910 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,319 Runs with him all the way. 1911 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:07,879 Dad, that's illegal! 1912 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:13,555 But that's not all. 1913 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,151 Because the guy, he can't barely walk, OK... 1914 01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:18,151 let alone run, but he keeps going... 1915 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,959 and twenty-five miles on a shattered ankle. 1916 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,029 And you know how he did that? 1917 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:23,269 You know what he said was the one thing... 1918 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:24,395 that kept him going? 1919 01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:26,748 His trainer never gave up on him. 1920 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:28,592 He stayed with him the whole way. 1921 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:29,635 And that was you? 1922 01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:30,755 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1923 01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:32,398 It's a pretty amazing story, actually. 1924 01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:33,833 I've got a bottle of champagne opened here... 1925 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:34,955 if you wanna hear it. 1926 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,635 - Sure. - Sure. 1927 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:39,235 Well, come on up then. 1928 01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:41,915 # Aye, aye, aye # 1929 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,513 # Aye, aye, aye # 1930 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:44,555 # Everybody # 1931 01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:47,074 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1932 01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:48,559 # Aye, aye, aye # 1933 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,789 # Aye, aye, aye # 1934 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:50,835 # Everybody # 1935 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,911 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1936 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,917 # Never saw you, I only heard of you # 1937 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,560 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1938 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,119 # I never saw you # 1939 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:03,191 # I only heard of you # 1940 01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,794 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1941 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,393 # It's your life # 1942 01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,516 # It's your life # 1943 01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,591 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1944 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,878 # It's your life # 1945 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,791 # It's your life # 1946 01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:17,950 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1947 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:21,956 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1948 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,679 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1949 01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:28,196 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1950 01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:30,794 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1951 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,199 # La la la # 1952 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:33,918 # La la la # 1953 01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:36,596 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1954 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,792 # La la la # 1955 01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:40,757 # La la la # 1956 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:42,876 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1957 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:57,753 # Aye, aye, aye # 1958 01:31:57,840 --> 01:31:58,875 # Aye, aye, aye # 1959 01:31:58,960 --> 01:31:59,915 # Everybody # 1960 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,275 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1961 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:03,873 # Aye, aye, aye # 1962 01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:05,075 # Aye, aye, aye # 1963 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,115 # Everybody # 1964 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:08,555 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1965 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:12,076 # Never saw you, I only heard of you # 1966 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,879 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1967 01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:18,475 # I never saw you, I only heard of you # 1968 01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:21,074 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1969 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:22,673 # It's your life # 1970 01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:24,716 # It's your life # 1971 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:27,314 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1972 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:28,913 # It's your life # 1973 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,991 # It's your life # 1974 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:33,799 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1975 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:37,236 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1976 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,550 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1977 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:43,510 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1978 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:46,160 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1979 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,878 # La la la # 1980 01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:49,871 # La la la # 1981 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,349 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1982 01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:54,078 # La la la # 1983 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,559 # La la la # 1984 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:58,549 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1985 01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:31,559 # Keep on runnin' # 1986 01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,556 # Keep on hidin' # 1987 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,554 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 1988 01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,551 # To make you understand # 1989 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,868 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 1990 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,953 # Keep on runnin' # 1991 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:54,190 # Runnin' from my arms # 1992 01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,873 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 1993 01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,951 # To make you understand # 1994 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,359 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 1995 01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:06,475 # Hey, hey, hey # 1996 01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,518 # Everyone keeps talkin' about me # 1997 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:11,750 # It makes me feel so sad # 1998 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,114 # Hey, hey, hey # 1999 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:16,317 # Everyone is laughin' at me # 2000 01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,277 # It makes me feel so bad # 2001 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,112 # So keep on runnin' # 2002 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:23,399 # Keep on runnin' # 2003 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,793 # Keep on runnin' # 2004 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:30,073 # Keep on runnin' # 2005 01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:36,793 # Keep on runnin' # 2006 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,795 # Runnin' from my arms # 2007 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,639 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 2008 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:47,280 # To make you understand # 2009 01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,954 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 2010 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:53,235 # Hey, hey, hey # 2011 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:56,312 # Everyone keeps talkin' about me # 2012 01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,595 # It makes me feel so sad # 2013 01:34:58,680 --> 01:34:59,874 # Hey, hey, hey # 2014 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:02,952 # Everyone is laughin' at me # 2015 01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:04,996 # It makes me feel so bad # 2016 01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:06,798 # So keep on runnin' # 2017 01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:11,035 # Runnin' from my arms # 2018 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:14,600 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 2019 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:16,671 # To make you understand # 2020 01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:20,154 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 2021 01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:23,351 # I'm gonna be your man # 2022 01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:26,711 # I'm gonna be your man # 2023 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:30,151 # I'm gonna be your man # 2024 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:33,511 # I'm gonna be your man # 2025 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:37,229 # I'm gonna be your man # 2026 01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:40,310 # I'm gonna be your man # 2027 01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:43,717 # I'm gonna be your man # 2028 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:47,036 # I'm gonna be your man # 2029 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:50,196 # I'm gonna be your man # 2030 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,796 # I'm gonna be your man #