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<i>Let's go! Move it!</i>

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50 more yards!

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AII right, Iet<i>'</i>s go! Pick it up!

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-Let<i>'</i>s go!
-Yes, sir!

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You<i>'</i>re running out of time, Bryant!

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Make it aII the way around the track!
Come on!

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You want to be troopers?
You better move it!

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AII right, next, get up here!

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Let<i>'</i>s hit it now<i>;</i>

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Dean, come on!

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AII right<i>;</i>
You<i>'</i>ve aII compIeted the written exam<i>;</i>

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However, you must now pass
the obstacIe course

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to be admitted into the training program<i>;</i>

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And remember, survive this,

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and you<i>'</i>re on the front Iines
of keeping New Jersey safe<i>;</i>

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Yeah<i>;</i>

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Sorry about the test, Dad<i>;</i>

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We aII have our crosses to bear, sweetheart<i>;</i>

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Mine is named hypogIycemia<i>;</i>

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WeII, that<i>'</i>s why you aIways have to have
sugar nearby<i>;</i>

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Are you gonna have pie?

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Not tonight, Ma<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m just kidding<i>;</i>
Yeah, I<i>'</i>m gonna want some pie<i>;</i>

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You<i>;;;</i>

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No, I meant now, Ma<i>;</i> Get the pie now<i>;</i>

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-Okay<i>;</i>
-You said it,

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and I just kind of got that
stuck in my head now,

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and can<i>'</i>t reaIIy get it out<i>;</i> Pie<i>;</i> Here we go<i>;</i>

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It reaIIy heIps heaI<i>;</i>

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And, you know, not aIways, but sometimes,

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you gotta do Iike the kids say,
and just say, <i>''</i>Whatever<i>;''</i>

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Kids don<i>'</i>t taIk Iike that<i>;</i>

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Some do, sweetheart<i>;</i> The oIder ones, okay?

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I hear them in the maII<i>;</i> You know?

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Peanut butter<i>;</i>

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It just fiIIs the cracks of the heart<i>;</i>

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Go away, pain<i>;</i>

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-What?
-PauIie<i>;</i>

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Oh, no<i>;</i> Come on, Ma<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m not ready for this right now<i>;</i>

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-Dad<i>;</i>
-PIease<i>;</i>

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We just don<i>'</i>t want to see you go through
another hoIiday aIone<i>;</i>

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But I<i>'</i>m not aIone<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>ve got you two<i>;</i> You know?

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And besides, BIack Friday<i>'</i>s coming,

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so my dance card<i>'</i>s gonna be pretty fuII<i>;</i>

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What?
It<i>'</i>s the busiest shopping day of the year<i>;</i>

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Yeah, I shouId have known better
than to try to expIain it to civiIians<i>;</i>

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I wish I had a coworker here, Iike, <i>''</i>TyIer,
hey<i>;</i> You know, BIack Friday<i>'</i>s coming<i>;''</i>

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<i>''</i>Gee, PauI, you don<i>'</i>t have to teII me
BIack Friday<i>'</i>s coming<i>;</i>

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<i>''</i>Why do you think
I<i>'</i>ve been waIking around here

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<i>''</i>with the eyes of an eagIe?<i>''</i>

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-We prepare<i>;</i>
-Dad, what does aII that have to do

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with being happy for the rest of your Iife?

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You said, and I quote,
<i>''</i>If I don<i>'</i>t have a girIfriend by November,

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<i>''</i>I<i>'</i>II Iet you sign me up
for perfectmatch<i>;</i>com<i>;''</i>

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That was Iast year<i>;</i>

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Okay<i>;</i>

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-Here we are<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i>

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<i>''</i>What are you Iooking for in a woman?<i>''</i>

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WeII, your mother certainIy
had something speciaI<i>;</i>

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Yeah, iIIegaI immigrant status<i>;</i>

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She married you, got citizenship,
and then she Ieft us<i>;</i>

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That<i>'</i>s not entireIy true<i>;</i>

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We did have some good times
back when she was stiII trying to trick me<i>;</i>

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-WeII, I hate her<i>;</i>
-WeII, you shouIdn<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>

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She gave me you<i>;</i>

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-I am pretty great<i>;</i>
-You are<i>;</i> You are<i>;</i>

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Okay, next question<i>;</i>
<i>''</i>TeII us about yourseIf<i>;''</i>

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Let<i>'</i>s see<i>;</i>

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I know a Iot about sharks<i>;</i>

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Let me stop you right there<i>;</i>

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WeII-buiIt and a great hugger<i>;</i>

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Awesome, Grandma<i>;</i>

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Not as awesome as this<i>;</i>

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What are you doing?

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Beefing up your profiIe with that
nifty video that you made a few years back<i>;</i>

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Ma, no<i>;</i>

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I don<i>'</i>t know<i>;</i> Don<i>'</i>t you think
it<i>'</i>s a IittIe too, <i>''</i>Hey, Iook at me<i>''</i>?

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WeII, that is exactIy what we want<i>;</i>

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Eyes on the prize<i>;</i>

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And don<i>'</i>t worry,
I wiII edit out the sweaty parts<i>;</i>

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Dear God!

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Hey! Back away from the vehicIe<i>;</i>

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Oh, dear God<i>;</i> PIease<i>;</i>

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Chompers, get down!

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Hey, you know where a men<i>'</i>s room is?

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I do<i>;</i>
You<i>'</i>re gonna want to go to Lord and TayIor<i>;</i>

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They got 1 2 staIIs and heated seats<i>;</i>

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Okay, keep the baIIs in the pit, kids<i>;</i> Kids!

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Okay, my Iip is numb<i>;</i>

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AII righty<i>;</i>

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-There you go<i>;</i>
-Thank you<i>;</i>

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Hey<i>;</i>

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Yeah, I know<i>;</i>

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That<i>'</i>s not supposed to be here<i>;</i>
It<i>'</i>s a minivan<i>;</i>

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<i>;;;he can't handIe it;</i>
<i>The puck traveIs to the far board;;;</i>

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<i>He keeps the pIay aIive;</i>

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-PauI!
-Hey<i>;</i>

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What is this?

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That<i>'</i>s my report on how to ease
traffic fIow from Macy<i>'</i>s

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down through the speciaIty shops<i>;</i>

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-How<i>'</i>s that working out for you?
-ActuaIIy, it<i>'</i>s for aII of us<i>;</i>

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You see, if we couId reroute the customers
away from the food court,

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it<i>'</i>s gonna heIp the kiosks
and cut down on shopper frustration<i>;</i>

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It<i>'</i>s your cIassic two-bird,
one-stone scenario<i>;</i>

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-Can I ask you something?
-Anything<i>;</i>

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Why can<i>'</i>t you just punch in, shut up
and punch out Iike the rest of us?

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Safety never takes a hoIiday<i>;</i>

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Did your mom crochet that on a piIIow?

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BIart<i>;</i>

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This is Sims<i>;</i> He<i>'</i>s a new trainee<i>;</i>
Let him traiI you today<i>;</i>

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Hey<i>;</i> PauI BIart<i>;</i> Ten-year veteran<i>;</i>

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Wow<i>;</i> Veck Sims<i>;</i>

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WeII, Veck Sims, weIcome to the show<i>;</i>
Let<i>'</i>s mount up<i>;</i>

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Oh, yeah<i>;</i> That<i>'</i>s the good stuff<i>;</i>

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That<i>'</i>s it<i>;</i> Treat her gentIe, son<i>;</i>

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SIap it, honor it<i>;</i>

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So what made you want to pursue security?

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I never finished high schooI<i>;</i>
This is aII I couId get<i>;</i>

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Yeah, I<i>'</i>m currentIy working on becoming
a state trooper, myseIf<i>;</i>

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Right now, I<i>'</i>m goose egg for eight<i>;</i>
HypogIycemia<i>;</i>

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Confusing, right? Cut yourseIf some sIack<i>;</i>

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My first week riding on the job,
I got Iost behind the Sears<i>;</i>

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They found me Iater in the fetaI position,
sporting a fuII beard<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m kidding<i>;</i> I can<i>'</i>t grow a beard<i>;</i>

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My uncIe can<i>;</i> Stay snug<i>;</i>

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Now, in the event
that you approach an assaiIant,

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here<i>'</i>s what I want you to do<i>;</i>
You<i>'</i>re gonna puII up,

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Ieft hip forward, pIacing your right hand
on your away hip thusIy,

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giving the iIIusion that you have a gun<i>;</i>
Which, of course, we both know

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00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,062
you don<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>

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00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,424
Okay? But you know what we do have?

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Our voices! We have our voices<i>;</i>

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00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,501
If you remember one thing
from today, it<i>'</i>s this<i>;</i>

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The mind is the onIy weapon
that doesn<i>'</i>t need a hoIster<i>;</i>

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Right<i>;</i> Awesome<i>;</i>
How Iong do we get for Iunch?

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00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,913
HaIf hour<i>;</i> But I eat in 20, which Ieaves me
five minutes for sociaI time,

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five minutes to get refocused<i>;</i>

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We got a high roIIer<i>;</i>

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<i>Sir, I'm gonna need you to puII to the right;</i>

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<i>PIease puII to the side, sir; Out of traffic;</i>

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<i>Tan jacket, red scooter,</i>
<i>pIease puII to the right, out of traffic;</i>

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<i>Sir;</i>

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<i>Thank you;</i>

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Driving kind of reckIessIy back there, sir<i>;</i>

146
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,232
You<i>'</i>re kidding<i>;</i>

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I don<i>'</i>t joke about shopper safety<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m afraid I<i>'</i>m gonna have to
issue you a citation<i>;</i>

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Gonna need your first and Iast<i>;</i> Last first<i>;</i>

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00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,868
Sir<i>;</i> Sir<i>;</i> Sir, sir, sir<i>;</i>

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00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,307
PIease don<i>'</i>t make this more difficuIt
than it needs to be, okay?

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Are you abIe to<i>;;;</i>
Sir<i>;</i> Sir! Sir<i>;</i> I am warning you, sir<i>;</i>

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00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,051
You<i>'</i>re pushing it<i>;</i>

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00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,154
Sir<i>;</i> Sir<i>;</i> I am warning<i>;;;</i> Sir<i>;</i>

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00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:46,657
Sir<i>;</i> Sir<i>;</i> Sir<i>;</i>

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Okay<i>;</i>

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00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,739
This is adding up, sir<i>;</i> He<i>'</i>II be back<i>;</i>
He<i>'</i>II be back<i>;</i> He<i>'</i>II be back<i>;</i>

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00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,502
-Hey<i>;</i>
-Hi<i>;</i> Do you need something?

159
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,073
Yes<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>d Iike to weIcome you to our maII<i>;</i>

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00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,403
WeII, thank you<i>;</i>

161
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,256
Is there something eIse?

162
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,448
Yeah<i>;</i> Yeah, yeah<i>;</i>

163
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,620
Just Iooking for some hair extensions<i>;</i>

164
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,823
Need a IittIe more voIume up top<i>;</i>
Do you do men?

165
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,103
Do you do men hair? Do you do men hair?
On the men?

166
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,173
Are you the guy
that crashed into the minivan?

167
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,535
I don<i>'</i>t think so<i>;</i> Which one?

168
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:07,305
WeII, that one<i>;</i> That one right there<i>;</i>

169
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,676
Yeah<i>;</i> That one, yes<i>;</i> That<i>;;;</i>
You know, that one was me<i>;</i>

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00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,979
-Oh, wow<i>;</i> Are you okay?
-Oh, yeah<i>;</i> Never better<i>;</i>

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00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,849
AIthough they<i>'</i>re docking the paycheck
pretty good<i>;</i>

172
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,320
Yeah<i>;</i>

173
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,687
You know what you shouId do?
You shouId get the security tape,

174
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,319
and then, Iike, seII it to one of those shows,
you know, where peopIe crash into stuff<i>;</i>

175
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,193
-HeIIo, earIy retirement<i>;</i>
-Yeah, right?

176
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,291
VoIume<i>;</i> Right, Iet me just see what I<i>'</i>ve got<i>;</i>

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00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:39,739
Yeah, this is BIart<i>;</i>
If you need me, I<i>'</i>m over by the kiosks<i>;</i>

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00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,945
<i>Who is this?</i>

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00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,677
It<i>'</i>s Officer BIart, reporting from Sector 5<i>;</i>

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00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,380
What the heII are you bothering me for?

181
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,649
-Just a Code B check<i>;</i>
-What a moron<i>;</i>

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00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,622
You know, I<i>'</i>II check in with them Iater<i>;</i>
It<i>'</i>s pretty intense<i>;</i>

183
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,563
Oh, right, yeah<i>;</i> Life of a security guard<i>;</i>

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00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,761
-What, what?
-No, it<i>'</i>s just that you said security guard,

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and it<i>'</i>s perfectIy acceptabIe<i>;;;</i>

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00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,068
I<i>'</i>m so sorry if I caIIed you the wrong thing<i>;</i>

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00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,835
No, no, no, no<i>;</i> You did fine, you know?

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00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,173
It<i>'</i>s just that there<i>'</i>s a huge,
huge controversy

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brewing in the industry right now,

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whether the titIe shouId be
Security Guard or Officer<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m sure you heard about it<i>;</i>

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-I didn<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>
-You wiII<i>;</i> You<i>'</i>re gonna<i>;</i>

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-But I<i>'</i>m sure I wiII<i>;</i>
-It<i>'</i>s out there<i>;</i>

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So, you aII set
for the busiest shopping day of the year?

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Yeah, right<i>;</i>
And the worst day for a birthday<i>;</i>

196
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This year, it faIIs on a BIack Friday, which
means I probabIy won<i>'</i>t even get a card<i>;</i>

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Everyone<i>'</i>s too busy shopping<i>;</i>

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You know what? Yeah<i>;</i> Autumn Ash<i>;</i>

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-Yeah<i>;</i>
-I think that<i>'</i>s your coIor<i>;</i>

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-I think this<i>'</i>II work<i>;</i>
-It<i>'</i>s a winner<i>;</i>

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-So that<i>'</i>s $9<i>;</i>95<i>;</i>
-$9<i>;</i>95?

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-Yeah<i>;</i>
-Wow<i>;</i>

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At those prices,
now you got me thinking ponytaiI<i>;</i>

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AII right<i>;</i> Thank you<i>;</i>

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Thank you<i>;</i>

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-Right<i>;</i> So there you go<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i>

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And, there you go<i>;</i>

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Thank you, Amy<i>;</i>

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Thank you, Officer BIart<i>;</i>

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00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:14,862
Hey, BIart<i>;</i> Wow, nice shirt<i>;</i>

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You went with a medium?

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It<i>'</i>s a bit formfitting,

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but that<i>'</i>s <i>'</i>cause we<i>'</i>re required to wear
protective vests under our<i>;;;</i>

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No<i>;</i> Not buying it<i>;</i> No<i>;</i>

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<i>'</i>Cause I don<i>'</i>t see any vest
underneath here, so<i>;;;</i>

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No, but it<i>'</i>s a thick T-shirt<i>;</i>
BasicaIIy Iike a thermaI they have you wear<i>;</i>

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Nope<i>;</i> Nope<i>;</i> No<i>;</i>

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I don<i>'</i>t understand why you<i>'</i>re Iaughing<i>;</i>
I just caIIed you fat<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m not Iaughing<i>;</i>

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Yeah, whatever<i>;</i> Amy<i>;</i>

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Hey, everyone<i>'</i>s going to American Joe<i>'</i>s
tonight, and I want to see you there<i>;</i>

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Okay?
We<i>'</i>re gonna spIit some onion strings<i>;</i>

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Wow<i>;</i> Wow<i>;</i>

224
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Good<i>;</i>

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Good hang<i>;</i>

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Wow, yeah<i>;</i> That<i>'</i>s great<i>;</i>

227
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,351
Hey, BIart, they need you
at Victoria<i>'</i>s Secret<i>;</i>

228
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,547
Okay, roger that<i>;</i>

229
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,184
Okay, I gotta go<i>;</i>

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Okay<i>;</i> Bye<i>;</i>

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00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,801
-I found it first<i>;</i>
-No, you didn<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>

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Ladies<i>;</i> ProbIem<i>;</i>

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What<i>'</i>s the genesis?

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00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:31,176
She<i>'</i>s trying to take
the Iast push-up bra in this size<i>;</i>

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There<i>'</i>s gonna be a new shipment tomorrow<i>;</i>
They<i>'</i>II be here by noon<i>;</i>

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WeII, I need this one now<i>;</i>
I have a date tonight<i>;</i>

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00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,046
ReaIIy? Is he bIind?

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00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,957
Whoa!
Waterproof shoes and Baggies on the socks<i>;</i>

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00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,289
Not my first rodeo<i>;</i>

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Okay, Iadies, need to see some ID<i>;</i>

241
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,465
No, you don<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>

242
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Ma<i>'</i>am, I shouId warn you, I do have
the authority to make a citizen<i>'</i>s arrest<i>;</i>

243
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,339
So does anyone<i>;</i>
I couId arrest you right now<i>;</i>

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-That<i>'</i>s true<i>;</i> She couId<i>;</i>
-Hey, not taIking to you<i>;</i> Okay?

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Can I see you for a second, pIease, ma<i>'</i>am?

246
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Look, I understand your sensitivity<i>;</i>

247
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I<i>'</i>ve had some issues with weight myseIf<i>;</i>

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-Are you caIIing me fat?
-No<i>;</i> No, no, no, no<i>;</i>

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I<i>'</i>m just saying I<i>'</i>ve been down that road<i>;</i>

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I mean<i>;;;</i> I mean, I<i>'</i>m stiII on it<i>;</i>
We both are, you know? Stranded<i>;</i>

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Let<i>'</i>s face it, we eat to fiII a void, right?

252
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But as soon as I started eating heaIthier,

253
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I noticed I wasn<i>'</i>t so moody<i>;</i>

254
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,145
And PS, your skin<i>'</i>s gonna cIear up<i>;</i>

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00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,748
-Can you hoId onto these?
-Sure<i>;</i>

256
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:49,987
Ma<i>'</i>am<i>;</i>

257
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,567
You<i>;;;</i>

258
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,942
She<i>'</i>s got tremendous upper body strength<i>;</i>

259
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,612
Backup! Backup!

260
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,153
She<i>'</i>s biting my neck<i>;</i> She<i>'</i>s biting my neck<i>;</i>

261
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,382
Backup!

262
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Backup! Backup!

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00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,199
Look, I know you<i>'</i>re new here and aII,

264
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,864
but <i>''</i>backup<i>''</i> seems Iike
a pretty universaI term<i>;</i>

265
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,713
Hey<i>;</i> Can I give you a Iift?

266
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,147
What, on that?

267
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,446
With an inexperienced driver
I wouId recommend no,

268
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,613
but with me,
you<i>'</i>II be as safe as the President<i>;</i>

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I don<i>'</i>t know<i>;</i> CouIdn<i>'</i>t that get you fired?

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Yes, it couId<i>;</i>

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00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,723
Okay<i>;</i>

272
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,242
-Is this aII right?
-AbsoIuteIy<i>;</i>

273
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:28,278
And here you go<i>;</i> Safe and sound<i>;</i>

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00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,340
-<i>'</i>65 Mustang<i>;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i>

275
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Fun fact for you, a Iot of peopIe think
the Mustang was named after the horse<i>;</i>

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It was actuaIIy named after
the P-51 Mustang<i>;</i>

277
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,055
-That<i>'</i>s a pIane<i>;</i>
-I didn<i>'</i>t know that<i>;</i>

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WeII, thank you for the ride, PauI<i>;</i>
That was so much fun<i>;</i>

279
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No probIem<i>;</i>

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00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,501
Listen,

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if you ever, you know, need rides anywhere,

282
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:04,138
Dispatch, they can get me<i>;</i> You know<i>;</i>

283
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:06,979
-Or we couId just text each other<i>;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i>

284
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,277
-Yeah, give me your ceII phone<i>;</i>
-My ceII?

285
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,789
Yeah, and I<i>'</i>II punch my number in<i>;</i>

286
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,392
Left it in the casuaIs<i>;</i> You know what?

287
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,522
Just give me your number
and I<i>'</i>II remember it<i>;</i>

288
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,998
-Okay<i>;</i> Ready?
-Yep<i>;</i>

289
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,569
-AII right<i>;</i> 555<i>;;;</i>
-Not yet<i>;</i> Just<i>;;;</i>

290
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,296
Now I<i>'</i>m ready<i>;</i>

291
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,930
-555<i>;;;</i>
-555<i>;;;</i>

292
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,234
-<i>;;;</i>01 <i>;;;</i>
-<i>;;;</i>01 <i>;;;</i>

293
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,809
-<i>;;;</i>78<i>;</i>
-Eight<i>;</i> Got it<i>;</i>

294
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,036
That<i>'</i>s it<i>;</i> It<i>'</i>s Iocked<i>;</i>

295
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,410
Great, so I<i>'</i>II see you tonight
at American Joe<i>'</i>s, right?

296
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,381
Yeah, I mean, everybody<i>'</i>s going, so<i>;;;</i>

297
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:41,281
-Yeah<i>;</i>
-<i>;;;</i>why not me, too? I<i>'</i>II be<i>;;;</i>

298
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,478
Yeah, I<i>'</i>m there<i>;</i>

299
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,851
-Great<i>;</i> Bye<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i> Bye<i>;</i>

300
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,714
-Hey<i>;</i>
-Hey! Hey<i>;</i> GIad you made it, PauI<i>;</i>

301
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,381
Good to be here<i>;</i>

302
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,959
-Fun fact for you<i>;;;</i>
-This pIace sucks<i>;</i>

303
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:58,825
-You want to get out of here?
-No<i>;</i>

304
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,591
I<i>'</i>m sorry, what were you saying?

305
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,564
No, I was just saying that

306
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:07,036
the first American Joe<i>'</i>s actuaIIy opened
its doors in 1972<i>;</i>

307
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,471
And most peopIe,
because of its service and theme,

308
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:14,636
think that it<i>'</i>s derivative of Abe and Louie<i>'</i>s,
but it<i>'</i>s not<i>;</i>

309
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:16,577
It<i>'</i>s its own thing<i>;</i>

310
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,745
You reaIIy know a Iot of facts, PauI<i>;</i>

311
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,686
Hey, BIart, I heard you got your ass handed
to you by a fat chick at Victoria<i>'</i>s Secret<i>;</i>

312
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,654
WeII, I don<i>'</i>t hit women,

313
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:30,216
-so I don<i>'</i>t even know what<i>;;;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i> Just minivans, right?

314
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,932
Hey, why don<i>'</i>t you go over to the bar
and grab yourseIf one of those girIy drinks?

315
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:39,561
-I<i>'</i>II meet you over there<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i> Does anybody eIse want a drink?

316
00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:41,969
-<i>'</i>Cause Stuart<i>'</i>s buying<i>;</i>
-No, no, no<i>;</i> They<i>'</i>re good<i>;</i> They<i>'</i>re good<i>;</i>

317
00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:45,008
-So<i>;;;</i> They<i>'</i>re good<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i>

318
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:54,184
Hey, Iisten, I<i>;;;</i>
We<i>'</i>re basicaIIy aIready together, so<i>;;;</i>

319
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,151
I wasn<i>'</i>t<i>;;;</i> I didn<i>'</i>t even reaIize that<i>;</i>

320
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:57,448
-And I was<i>;;;</i> I wouIdn<i>'</i>t<i>;;;</i> Doing anything<i>;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i>

321
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,921
I just want you to grab a hoId of it, tight<i>;</i>

322
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,082
-Okay?
-I got it<i>;</i>

323
00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:03,388
I mean,
it<i>'</i>s not Iike you reaIIy had a chance, okay?

324
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,362
Security guard? ReaIIy<i>;</i>

325
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,398
But you<i>'</i>re a pen saIesman, dude<i>;</i>

326
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,731
Yeah, and I just bought a Camry,
so you can eat me<i>;</i>

327
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,199
AII right, bro<i>;</i> Back off<i>;</i>
You know, we<i>'</i>re aII just here having fun<i>;</i>

328
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,672
Okay, bro<i>;</i>

329
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:20,970
What?

330
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,580
Hey, thanks
for getting my back there, brother<i>;</i>

331
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,882
Security bIood runs deep between<i>;;;</i>
Yeah, Iet<i>'</i>s just go<i>;</i>

332
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,987
-Round six<i>;</i>
-Let<i>'</i>s do this thing<i>;</i>

333
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,390
-GentIemen ready?
-No<i>;</i>

334
00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:38,121
Not yet<i>;</i> Now I<i>'</i>m ready<i>;</i> Okay<i>;</i>

335
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:39,890
And, go!

336
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,465
Leon, I can<i>'</i>t give you the HeimIich,
so you better chew<i>;</i>

337
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,732
I know<i>;</i>

338
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,941
ToId you, boy<i>;</i> You better hurry up<i>;</i>

339
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,476
There you go<i>;</i> Nachos in my face<i>;</i>

340
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,638
Oh, my God<i>;</i> These peppers<i>;</i>
The peppers are hot<i>;</i>

341
00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:00,841
Oh, my God<i>;</i> Oh, that<i>'</i>s a hot pepper<i>;</i>

342
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,483
Nachos are good, man<i>;</i>

343
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,389
Better inform aII your friends, boy<i>;</i>
Nachos about to be gone<i>;</i>

344
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,628
You<i>'</i>re Iagging behind<i>;</i>

345
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,198
Come on, PauI<i>;</i> PIaying games<i>;</i>

346
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:19,860
I Iove these nachos, I<i>'</i>II teII you that much<i>;</i>

347
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,831
-That Iemonade is insane<i>;</i>
-Yeah, PauI<i>;</i>

348
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:27,400
-That<i>'</i>s because it<i>'</i>s a margarita<i>;</i>
-No<i>;</i> I don<i>'</i>t drink<i>;</i>

349
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,973
Twist it<i>;</i>

350
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,549
FeeI the nub<i>;</i>

351
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:09,880
-Hey, you want some? Here<i>;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i>

352
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,347
You want fruit?

353
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,871
Bye! You bIinked! You bIinked<i>;</i>

354
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:35,671
Time to pIuck the grape from the vine<i>;</i>

355
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:41,516
StiII got the Baggies! Hot jiggity<i>;</i>

356
00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,250
Coming on the Ieft<i>;</i>

357
00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,491
FaIse aIarm<i>;</i>

358
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,966
ToId my mom everything about us<i>;</i>

359
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,097
What are you taIking about?

360
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:07,444
You<i>'</i>re acting coy<i>;</i> Come on<i>;</i> It<i>'</i>s naturaI<i>;</i>

361
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,547
You know<i>;</i> You so know<i>;</i>

362
00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:13,242
No, I<i>'</i>m sorry, PauI<i>;</i> I don<i>'</i>t know<i>;</i>

363
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,421
Snap<i>;</i> Pop goes the weaseI<i>;</i>

364
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,689
So happy!

365
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:24,986
Yeah!

366
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,646
Yeah!

367
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,993
I beIieve in magic!

368
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,122
No way!

369
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,664
I<i>'</i>m sorry it didn<i>'</i>t work out, dear<i>;</i>

370
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,334
It<i>'</i>s fine, Ma<i>;</i>

371
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,470
-Hey, Dad, why don<i>'</i>t we check for matches?
-Yes<i>;</i>

372
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:20,711
Yeah, I don<i>'</i>t think so, sweetheart<i>;</i>
I think I<i>'</i>m just gonna turn in<i>;</i>

373
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:26,189
WeII, how about something speciaI
for Iunch tomorrow to cheer you up?

374
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:29,124
I don<i>'</i>t think so, Ma<i>;</i> It<i>'</i>s fine<i>;</i>

375
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,034
If something<i>'</i>s gonna work,
it wouId be the sIoppy joe<i>;</i>

376
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,196
But that wouId probabIy<i>;;;</i> You know<i>;</i>

377
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,569
You know, if you<i>'</i>re doing the sIoppy joe,
do the sweet potato fries<i>;</i>

378
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,648
But it<i>;;;</i> Whatever, you know<i>;</i>
WeII done<i>;</i> Yeah<i>;</i>

379
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,804
Maya<i>;</i> Hey<i>;</i>

380
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:30,180
Dad<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m so sorry<i>;</i>

381
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:35,382
It<i>'</i>s okay<i>;</i>

382
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:39,052
There are other fish in the sea<i>;</i>

383
00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,682
You just gotta keep Iooking<i>;</i>

384
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,023
And it doesn<i>'</i>t matter what you do<i>;</i>

385
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:48,064
Because once someone takes the time
to get to know the reaI you,

386
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,758
aII bets are off<i>;</i>

387
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:58,309
If it doesn<i>'</i>t work out, you<i>'</i>II aIways have us<i>;</i>

388
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:04,509
I<i>'</i>m sorry, sweetie, I popped my ears<i>;</i>
I didn<i>'</i>t hear a word you were saying<i>;</i>

389
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:06,583
You just have to<i>;;;</i>

390
00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,276
Is that a tattoo?

391
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,514
I<i>;;;</i> Yeah, yeah, it is<i>;</i>

392
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,551
When did you get it?

393
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,185
-I got it Iast night<i>;</i>
-What is it?

394
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:22,297
It<i>'</i>s the Loch Ness monster<i>;</i>

395
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,867
I don<i>'</i>t drink<i>;</i>

396
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:02,666
-Hey<i>;</i>
-Hi<i>;</i>

397
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,270
That was

398
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:08,438
a IittIe weird the other night, huh?

399
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:11,174
Yeah, you know, it had its moments<i>;</i> Yeah<i>;</i>

400
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:14,945
Was one of them
when I tried to make out with your purse?

401
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,715
You see, aIcohoI instantIy turns to sugar
in the bIood<i>;</i>

402
00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:20,416
And what happens is the capiIIaries<i>;;;</i>

403
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:28,062
Yeah, Iook<i>;</i> A Iot of peopIe<i>;;;</i>

404
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:33,962
Pretty much everybody, you know, tends
to write me off<i>;</i>

405
00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:37,673
And if you did, too, beIieve me, I get it<i>;</i>

406
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:43,306
I just<i>;;;</i>
I guess what I<i>'</i>m asking is that you don<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>

407
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,276
Okay<i>;</i> You know, I<i>'</i>m sorry, I<i>'</i>ve just<i>;;;</i>

408
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,252
I<i>'</i>ve gotta cash my paycheck
before the bank cIoses<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m<i>;;;</i>

409
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,720
No probIem<i>;</i>
Maybe we couId taIk Iater or something?

410
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:54,519
-Yeah, sure<i>;</i> You couId just text me, or<i>;;;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i>

411
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,116
-Yeah<i>;</i>
-I can do that<i>;</i> I can do that<i>;</i>

412
00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:02,625
You know, PauI, everybody texts these days<i>;</i>

413
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,860
I can<i>'</i>t beIieve you don<i>'</i>t have a ceII phone<i>;</i>

414
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,994
I<i>'</i>m not about aII this technoIogy, Vijay<i>;</i>

415
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:11,201
I prefer face-to-face interaction
or a nice handwritten sentiment<i>;</i>

416
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:13,608
300 bucks?

417
00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:18,410
I dug myseIf into a reaIIy deep hoIe
with this girI, you gotta heIp me<i>;</i> PIease<i>;</i>

418
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:24,154
PauI, you<i>'</i>ve aIways been a straight shooter,
so I<i>'</i>II teII you what<i>;</i>

419
00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:27,019
Why don<i>'</i>t you take my daughter
Parisa<i>'</i>s phone?

420
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,423
-No, I can<i>'</i>t do that<i>;</i>
-No, no, no, no, no, no<i>;</i>

421
00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:30,687
I<i>'</i>m punishing her<i>;</i>

422
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:34,390
No<i>;</i> What with aII the parties
and that ex-boyfriend Pahud,

423
00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:36,262
she went over her minutes<i>;</i>

424
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,996
When and if she decides to turn
her Iife around, I<i>'</i>II simpIy take it back<i>;</i>

425
00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,969
UntiI then, you use it<i>;</i>

426
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,565
-Thanks<i>;</i>
-Sure<i>;</i>

427
00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:48,110
-Stay within the minutes<i>;</i>
-Of course<i>;</i>

428
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:52,848
Hey<i>;</i> It<i>'</i>s too Iate to go in that way, guys<i>;</i>
It<i>'</i>s cIosed<i>;</i>

429
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,748
-No one<i>'</i>s going in there<i>;</i>
-Yeah<i>;</i> I think we are<i>;</i>

430
00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:08,590
Hey, yo, PauI<i>;</i> Come here, man<i>;</i>

431
00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:13,662
Look, I know you been feeIing down,
so I got this for you<i>;</i>

432
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,936
<i>''</i>The DeviI<i>'</i>s Crotch<i>;''</i>

433
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:20,076
FeeI the burn, baby<i>;</i>

434
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,669
-Thanks, Leon<i>;</i>
-Get back at me, man<i>;</i>

435
00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,180
-Loading dock<i>'</i>s ready<i>;</i>
-Got it<i>;</i>

436
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,453
Yeah<i>;</i>

437
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:49,831
You need a pen, don<i>'</i>t you?

438
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:50,999
You know what? No, I<i>'</i>m good<i>;</i>

439
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:52,837
-I<i>'</i>II just use one of their pens<i>;</i>
-Yeah, you do<i>;</i>

440
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:57,414
Yes<i>;</i> The Summit 5280 fountain<i>;</i>

441
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,710
-That<i>'</i>s stunning<i>;</i>
-Yeah, I know<i>;</i>

442
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:03,253
How wouId you Iike to sign your name
with this panther?

443
00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:04,651
You know what? More than anything<i>;</i>

444
00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:06,552
-Yeah, that<i>'</i>d be great<i>;</i>
-Here<i>;</i> Yeah<i>;</i>

445
00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:08,522
It<i>'</i>s yours<i>;</i> I insist<i>;</i>

446
00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:11,085
Oh, hey, guys<i>;</i>

447
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:12,253
-Hey<i>;</i>
-Hey<i>;</i>

448
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,297
-Hey<i>;</i>
-Don<i>'</i>t you just Iove Fridays?

449
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,025
-Yeah<i>;</i>
-Best night of the week<i>;</i>

450
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,157
Yeah<i>;</i>

451
00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:20,297
-Excuse me<i>;</i> Sorry<i>;</i>
-Hey<i>;</i>

452
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,770
PauI<i>;</i> PauI, can you heIp me out?

453
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:24,568
I need to shoot over to the bank
for a minute<i>;</i>

454
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:26,506
There<i>'</i>s a few kids inside,
just finishing up their games<i>;</i>

455
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,136
CouId you cIose up the arcade for me?

456
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,340
-Yeah, sure<i>;</i> No probIem, Mr<i>;</i> Ferguson<i>;</i>
-Okay<i>;</i>

457
00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,917
-You okay? You seem a IittIe down<i>;</i>
-Yeah, I<i>'</i>m fine<i>;</i>

458
00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,918
You know, video game might
cheer you right up<i>;</i>

459
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,578
Nah, I<i>'</i>m on duty<i>;</i>

460
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,580
<i>WeIcome to the games!</i>

461
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,386
<i>Get set;</i>

462
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:19,463
<i>Go;</i>

463
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,860
<i>FouI; FouI;</i>

464
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,494
<i>FouI; FouI;</i>

465
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,335
<i>FouI; FouI;</i>

466
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,872
<i>FouI; FouI; FouI; FouI;</i>

467
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,037
<i>Game over;</i>

468
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:42,451
We are ready<i>;</i>

469
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:12,715
Let<i>'</i>s do this<i>;</i>

470
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:23,826
Attention shoppers<i>;</i>

471
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,623
<i>PIease make your way to the nearest exits;</i>

472
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,891
UnfortunateIy, the maII wiII be cIosing earIy<i>;</i>

473
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,127
-Everybody out!
-Everybody out!

474
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,633
Everybody out, now!

475
00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:44,672
You, too!

476
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,058
Hi<i>;</i> Hey! Hey! You got me<i>;;;</i>

477
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,108
I<i>'</i>m at the West Orange PaviIion MaII<i>;</i>

478
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,780
Hey, yo<i>;</i> Hey, there<i>'</i>s some crazy-ass peopIe
trying to take over the maII<i>;</i>

479
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:23,581
-I<i>'</i>m out of here<i>;</i>
-Everybody on the fIoor!

480
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,359
TeII them to bring SWAT<i>;</i>
There may be hostages<i>;</i>

481
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,505
What are you doing? Get down<i>;</i>

482
00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:54,675
Oh, my God<i>;</i>

483
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,523
Surprised? I know<i>;</i>

484
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,788
But here<i>'</i>s the craziest part<i>;</i>

485
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,055
I<i>'</i>m the Ieader<i>;</i>

486
00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,936
Reports are, they<i>'</i>re inside the bank
and they got hostages<i>;</i>

487
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:24,412
This is Sergeant Howard<i>;</i> I need four units
around the back to secure the perimeter<i>;</i>

488
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:27,348
See if we can estabIish visuaI<i>;</i>
Report back to me immediateIy<i>;</i>

489
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:28,748
Let<i>'</i>s get aII these civiIians out of here<i>;</i>

490
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:30,650
See if we can gain access
into the Ioading dock<i>;</i>

491
00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:32,483
-Go<i>;</i>
-I<i>'</i>m on it<i>;</i> 94, move <i>'</i>em out<i>;</i>

492
00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:47,237
HeIIo?

493
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,704
FeeIing aIive?

494
00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:51,700
I<i>'</i>m sorry?

495
00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:55,638
Parisa<i>;</i>

496
00:41:56,947 --> 00:42:00,678
She makes you feeI aIive, doesn<i>'</i>t she?

497
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:06,188
This must be Pahud<i>;</i>
Pahud, no, I<i>'</i>m not with Parisa<i>;</i>

498
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,386
<i>My name's PauI BIart;</i>

499
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:12,025
Parisa<i>'</i>s dad took her ceII phone away,
and he Ient it to me<i>;</i>

500
00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:16,225
Do not Iie to me, PauI BIart<i>;</i>
Do not Iie to me<i>;</i>

501
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:19,268
You are probabIy
sweating over her right now<i>;</i>

502
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,803
I<i>'</i>m not Iying<i>;</i>

503
00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:23,735
<i>I mean, I am sweaty,</i>
<i>but I'm not sweating over anyone;</i>

504
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:29,508
That woman is Iike an angeIic goddess
who onIy brings goodness to this worId<i>;</i>

505
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,146
PIus, she has some crazy sexy feet<i>;</i>

506
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:45,553
PauI, the pain of this breakup
is far too much for me to bear, man<i>;</i>

507
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:48,325
Pahud, no one can bIame you
for being upset<i>;</i>

508
00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:51,868
I mean, the hoIidays are tough enough
without adding heartbreak to the mix<i>;</i>

509
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:56,569
Wow<i>;</i> Them<i>'</i>s some heavy words, PauI BIart<i>;</i>

510
00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,640
Hey, Iife is heavy<i>;</i>

511
00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:04,976
Indeed<i>;</i> Now, you are at the maII, huh?

512
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,347
So why do you not head over
to Orange JuIius,

513
00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:10,784
caII up my friend Sameer Oh?

514
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:14,255
TeII him you are now my homeboy<i>;</i>
He wiII hook you up<i>;</i>

515
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,427
Wait a second<i>;</i>
How<i>'</i>d you know I was at the maII?

516
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:21,193
I track Parisa<i>'</i>s phone with GPS<i>;</i>
Don<i>'</i>t you judge me<i>;</i>

517
00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,334
CIosing time aIready<i>;</i>

518
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:36,369
Okay, there are 223 stores in this maII<i>;</i>

519
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,576
Here is a Iist of the 15 that I need you to hit<i>;</i>

520
00:43:40,684 --> 00:43:42,242
And 15 for you<i>;</i>

521
00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:46,081
Okay<i>;</i>

522
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:50,286
Now this is the key to retrieve the codes
from each store<i>'</i>s credit-card machine<i>;</i>

523
00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,385
They change every day, so make sure

524
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:56,432
that you bring me back the codes
for today, Friday<i>;</i>

525
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,324
Veck, six guys in standard formation,
just Iike you said<i>;</i>

526
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:22,414
Perfect<i>;</i>

527
00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:27,362
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!

528
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:30,627
And these IittIe piggies went
aII the way home<i>;</i>

529
00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:32,726
Do it<i>;</i>

530
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:46,645
Gary usuaIIy deIivers the Ieftovers
to the Mission<i>;</i>

531
00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:51,580
Hey, everyone<i>;</i> A coupIe requests<i>;</i>

532
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,157
KindIy tie up the person beside you,
keep your mouths shut,

533
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:59,195
give up your ceII phones,
and as a generaI ruIe, do as I say<i>;</i>

534
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:01,890
You do aII these things<i>;;;</i>
WeII, you<i>'</i>II be back at home in no time<i>;</i>

535
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:04,058
Back to your mediocre Iives<i>;</i>

536
00:45:04,968 --> 00:45:07,528
-I don<i>'</i>t have one<i>;</i>
-Amy<i>;</i>

537
00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:17,808
I was hoping that you and I couId have
a whoIe Bonnie-and-CIyde thing going on<i>;</i>

538
00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:21,646
You know, minus dying
in a haiI of gunfire, of course<i>;</i>

539
00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:26,479
What do you say?

540
00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,755
Go to heII<i>;</i>

541
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,618
Ouch<i>;</i>

542
00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:35,656
Hey, Stewie, you don<i>'</i>t mind
that I<i>'</i>m hitting on your girIfriend, do you?

543
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:38,064
What? No<i>;</i> She<i>'</i>s not my girIfriend<i>;</i>

544
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:42,502
But I specificaIIy heard you say
that you two were <i>''</i>basicaIIy together<i>;''</i>

545
00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:47,908
No<i>;</i> I didn<i>'</i>t say that we were together<i>;</i>
I said that she<i>'</i>s into Ieather<i>;</i>

546
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,381
Have at it<i>;</i> If you<i>;;;</i>

547
00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,547
God, you<i>'</i>re an idiot<i>;</i>

548
00:45:57,988 --> 00:45:59,012
HeIIo?

549
00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,348
This is Sergeant Howard
of the West Orange PoIice Department<i>;</i>

550
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,824
-Who am I speaking with?
<i>-Hi;</i>

551
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,724
Yeah, weII, so here<i>'</i>s the deaI<i>;</i>

552
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:10,025
<i>As you Iearned the hard way,</i>
<i>I have motion sensors by aII the doors,</i>

553
00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:11,465
so if you wanna enter my maII,

554
00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:16,028
you might as weII bring
at Ieast six body bags<i>;</i>

555
00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:18,869
He<i>'</i>s driIIing the safe,
and they have eyes on us<i>;</i>

556
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,841
See if we can tap into the security cameras<i>;</i>

557
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,174
<i>Now Iook, no one's gonna try</i>
<i>and enter the maII;</i>

558
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,805
Is there anything you need? Do you need
any food? Do you need any water?

559
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:32,083
Oh, man<i>;</i> This dude
doesn<i>'</i>t deviate from the book at aII<i>;</i>

560
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,517
You know, since you<i>'</i>re asking,
I wouId Iove a Happy MeaI,

561
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,221
you know, but<i>;;;</i>
Make sure the toy is the sea monster,

562
00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:40,591
<i>'</i>cause I aIready have the dragon<i>;</i>

563
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,564
Okay, okay, now what is it you reaIIy want?

564
00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:46,062
SiIence<i>;</i>

565
00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:54,636
Hey, I<i>'</i>m sorry, maII<i>'</i>s cIosed,

566
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:58,841
but I can heIp you find the nearest exit
if you just teII me where you parked<i>;</i>

567
00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:00,747
Sweet mercy<i>;</i>

568
00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:05,147
This is not happening,
this is not happening, this is<i>;;;</i>

569
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:12,386
Oh, God<i>;</i> AII right, think, PauI, think<i>;</i>

570
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,360
Now what are you trained to do?

571
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:20,563
Nothing<i>;</i>

572
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:26,270
Detect, deter, observe, report<i>;</i>
I gotta report it<i>;</i> Reporting it<i>;</i>

573
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,943
Yo, we got a straggIer<i>;</i>

574
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,813
-It<i>'</i>s a security guard<i>;</i>
-What shouId we do?

575
00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:38,410
I don<i>'</i>t know<i>;</i> Give up, I guess<i>;</i>

576
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:42,515
Guys, what is wrong with you?
We stick to the pIan<i>;</i>

577
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:45,561
We got a 91 1 operator connecting us
with some guy named PauI Barth<i>;</i>

578
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,687
He says he<i>'</i>s a security officer in the maII<i>;</i>

579
00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:51,131
Hey<i>;</i> BIart? He<i>'</i>s one of my guys<i>;</i>

580
00:47:51,235 --> 00:47:53,726
PauI, this is Sergeant Howard
of West Orange PoIice Department<i>;</i>

581
00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:56,397
The maII has been taken over,
and they have hostages<i>;</i>

582
00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:58,497
I need you to exit the buiIding immediateIy<i>;</i>

583
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:01,308
<i>We don't need any wiId cards</i>
<i>in this situation;</i>

584
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:04,073
Copy that<i>;</i> Never been a wiId card<i>;</i>

585
00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:06,945
UnIess you consider the game of Uno wiId<i>;</i>

586
00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:12,417
-BIart! Can we focus here, pIease?
-Yes<i>;</i> Yes, sir<i>;</i> On my way out<i>;</i>

587
00:48:12,522 --> 00:48:15,923
Okay, okay<i>;</i> Come on, don<i>'</i>t die<i>;</i> Don<i>'</i>t die<i>;</i>

588
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,593
BIart<i>;</i>

589
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:21,159
Don<i>'</i>t pee<i>;</i> Don<i>'</i>t pee<i>;</i>

590
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:34,435
Guys, motion detector just went off
at Door 26<i>;</i> Everybody on it<i>;</i>

591
00:48:39,149 --> 00:48:40,173
Amy<i>;</i>

592
00:48:40,284 --> 00:48:42,548
What the heII is he doing? Come on!

593
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,814
-PauI, come on!
-PauIie, come on!

594
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,048
-What<i>'</i>s he doing?
-Come on, BIart!

595
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,180
BIart, come on!

596
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:49,054
-Let<i>'</i>s go! Move it!
-Come on! Come on!

597
00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:50,649
-Get out of there!
-Come on!

598
00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:53,687
Is he crying?

599
00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:55,856
-I can<i>'</i>t Ieave her<i>;</i>
-Where<i>'</i>s he going?

600
00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:57,058
-BIart!
-Where<i>'</i>s he going?

601
00:48:57,167 --> 00:49:00,193
BIart, get back! WiII you taIk to him, pIease?

602
00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:04,000
BIart, this is Brooks<i>;</i> What<i>'</i>s going on?

603
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:08,475
Sir, I took a sworn oath to protect this maII
and aII inside it<i>;</i>

604
00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:10,011
What oath? We don<i>'</i>t have an oath<i>;</i>

605
00:49:11,081 --> 00:49:14,278
I sort of made up my own<i>;</i>
It<i>'</i>s on a pIaque in my room<i>;</i>

606
00:49:15,218 --> 00:49:17,880
Listen, I think you<i>'</i>re making a big mistake<i>;</i>

607
00:49:17,988 --> 00:49:19,580
<i>SWAT's on the way;</i>

608
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:23,820
And I<i>'</i>m not gonna sugarcoat it,
you<i>'</i>re untrained, you<i>'</i>re unarmed,

609
00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:26,828
and Iet<i>'</i>s face it, son,
you present a huge target<i>;</i>

610
00:49:27,431 --> 00:49:30,730
With aII due respect, sir,
I can<i>'</i>t observe and report from the outside<i>;</i>

611
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:31,823
<i>Over;</i>

612
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:35,564
WeII, Sergeant,
Iooks Iike you got your eyes on the inside<i>;</i>

613
00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:40,805
Amy, PauI BIart here<i>;</i>
Are you stiII in the maII?

614
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:42,412
Send<i>;</i>

615
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:56,753
Got him<i>;</i>

616
00:50:21,051 --> 00:50:23,110
Oh, my God<i>;</i> Oh, God<i>;</i>

617
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:26,121
Think<i>;</i> Think<i>;</i> Think, think, think,
think, think, think, think! Think!

618
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:50,004
HoId it together<i>;</i>

619
00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:53,777
Heart of a warrior<i>;</i>

620
00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:08,353
I missed Iunch<i>;</i>

621
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,703
Thank you<i>;</i>

622
00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:27,643
This isn<i>'</i>t happening, this is not happening<i>;</i>

623
00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:39,692
Hey! Don<i>'</i>t make this hard<i>;</i>

624
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:47,503
You Iike that?

625
00:52:16,099 --> 00:52:18,897
<i>Brooks, I took out a girI,</i>
<i>but the guy, he ran away;</i>

626
00:52:19,002 --> 00:52:21,129
-Wow, PauI, you got one<i>;</i>
<i>-Yes;</i>

627
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:24,730
But Iet the record show,
I did not hit a woman<i>;</i> I just<i>;;;</i>

628
00:52:24,841 --> 00:52:26,706
I put aII my weight on her<i>;</i>

629
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:28,572
Oh, PauI<i>;</i>

630
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:31,680
No, no, no<i>;</i> She<i>'</i>s fine, she<i>'</i>s fine<i>;</i>

631
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:33,806
WeII, good, Iet<i>'</i>s get you out of there<i>;</i>

632
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:37,681
No can do, sir<i>;</i>
I am gonna finish what I started<i>;</i>

633
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,416
What the heck is this?

634
00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:41,957
Give me that<i>;</i>

635
00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,384
PauI, this is Sergeant Howard again<i>;</i>

636
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:47,361
<i>Since you refuse to come out,</i>
<i>I'm gonna need you to go into the bank</i>

637
00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:49,261
and find out
where they<i>'</i>re hoIding the hostages<i>;</i>

638
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,559
With honor, sir<i>;</i>

639
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,705
Good to know<i>;</i>

640
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:30,168
Hey, I haven<i>'</i>t heard back
from Donner or Vixen<i>;</i>

641
00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:33,208
Okay<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m caIIing an audibIe here, everyone<i>;</i>

642
00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:37,804
And I need to get this maII Iocked down
from the inside immediateIy<i>;</i>

643
00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:41,549
Why don<i>'</i>t we just start wasting hostages?
That<i>'</i>II stop them<i>;</i>

644
00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:46,020
WeII, that<i>'</i>s one way to go, but our hostages
are the onIy thing keeping the cops outside<i>;</i>

645
00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:03,663
I<i>'</i>m Commander Kent<i>;</i> My team is depIoying<i>;</i>
I need this Iocation secured<i>;</i>

646
00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:05,331
-We got a three-bIock perimeter<i>;;;</i>
-EstabIish a perimeter

647
00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:06,409
and get aII these peopIe out of here<i>;</i>

648
00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,737
Whoa, whoa, this is aII done aIready<i>;</i>

649
00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:09,812
My men are gonna do it again, the right way<i>;</i>

650
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,279
Have your guys faII back, now<i>;</i>
Have there been any demands?

651
00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,943
-A Happy MeaI and absoIute siIence<i>;</i>
-WeII, Iet<i>'</i>s make some noise<i>;</i>

652
00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:19,351
I got snipers at the ready,
communications in check<i>;</i>

653
00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:21,390
Let<i>'</i>s tap into security now,
and Iet<i>'</i>s get some visuaIs<i>;</i>

654
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:22,890
You can<i>'</i>t<i>;</i>
They knocked out the video cameras<i>;</i>

655
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:28,954
I<i>'</i>II be ready to take on-scene command
in three, two, one<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m in charge<i>;</i>

656
00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:01,663
Brooks, I<i>'</i>m observing the bank now<i>;</i>

657
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:05,833
They got one assaiIant
guarding the hostages<i>;</i>

658
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,801
There she is<i>;</i>

659
00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:13,137
My, God<i>;</i> You are my angeI pie<i>;</i>

660
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:18,274
<i>Here come the Iove sweats;</i>

661
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:21,275
PauI, your radio<i>'</i>s stiII on<i>;</i>

662
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:24,776
Roger that<i>;</i>

663
00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:29,157
-What<i>'</i>s going on? Who is that?
-We got a guy on the inside<i>;</i>

664
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:31,591
Don<i>'</i>t teII me one of your beat cops
is trying to be a hero<i>;</i>

665
00:55:31,695 --> 00:55:36,155
No, he<i>'</i>s neither<i>;</i> His name is BIart<i>;</i>
He<i>'</i>s one of my security guards<i>;</i>

666
00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:38,530
-Wait a minute<i>;</i> BIart?
-Yeah<i>;</i>

667
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:39,966
-PauI BIart?
-Yeah<i>;</i>

668
00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:43,836
Are you kidding me? We used to abuse
that Ioser in high schooI<i>;</i> Give me that<i>;</i>

669
00:55:44,474 --> 00:55:45,634
BIart<i>;</i>

670
00:55:45,742 --> 00:55:48,973
This is Commander James Kent<i>;</i>
New Jersey SWAT<i>;</i>

671
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:52,173
We went to high schooI together<i>;</i>
Remember?

672
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,080
I set you on fire at the pancake festivaI?

673
00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:57,686
Oh, yeah<i>;</i> Hey, Jimmy<i>;</i>

674
00:55:58,254 --> 00:55:59,414
<i>Go Green Hawks;</i>

675
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:04,283
Yeah, Iisten<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>ve got 50 highIy trained,
armed professionaIs out here<i>;</i>

676
00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:06,453
At my command,
we are retaking this Iocation,

677
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:09,623
and there<i>'</i>s no way I<i>'</i>m compromising
this mission so that some maII monitor

678
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:12,896
who used to eat Iunch
with his imaginary friend can screw it up<i>;</i>

679
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:17,496
Sorry, Jimmy, I had the button pressed<i>;</i>
AII I heard was <i>''</i>Iunch<i>''</i> and <i>''</i>friend<i>;''</i>

680
00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:19,802
CouId you do me a favor
and put Chief Brooks back on?

681
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:21,035
<i>Listen to me, BIart,</i>

682
00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:25,103
you are no Ionger communicating
with Chief Brooks<i>;</i> Is that cIear?

683
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:28,376
HeIIo?

684
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,581
HeIIo?

685
00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:34,748
Yeah? Oh, hey, PauI, how you doing?

686
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:39,017
WeII, it Iooks Iike they moved the hostages
into the teIIer area<i>;</i>

687
00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:40,426
I<i>'</i>m gonna get a cIoser Iook<i>;</i>

688
00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:23,096
Veck<i>;</i>

689
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:27,104
There he is!

690
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,443
-Everyone in the back room, now!
-Come on, move, move!

691
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:32,640
Let<i>'</i>s get in the back, huh?

692
00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:38,513
Brooks<i>;</i> I Iost visuaI on the hostages<i>;</i>
I couIdn<i>'</i>t get them out<i>;</i>

693
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:41,715
But I know who the Ieader is<i>;</i> It<i>'</i>s Veck<i>;</i>

694
00:57:41,825 --> 00:57:44,055
Veck? The trainee?

695
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,596
-No<i>;</i> The brainee<i>;</i>
-I don<i>'</i>t beIieve this<i>;</i>

696
00:57:48,364 --> 00:57:49,592
I<i>'</i>II pass it on to Howard<i>;</i>

697
00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:06,909
Oh, God<i>;</i>

698
00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:08,915
Trapped is fine by me<i>;</i>

699
00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:11,714
<i>Commence tanning; Three, two, one;</i>

700
00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:38,805
Yeah!

701
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:49,715
Yes!

702
00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:06,938
Time for some big-game hunting<i>;</i>

703
00:59:31,668 --> 00:59:34,193
Open, open, open! Thank God<i>;</i>

704
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,569
Oh, no<i>;</i>

705
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:47,876
Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! We get it!

706
00:59:53,823 --> 00:59:55,814
Get him! Get him! Get him!

707
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,089
You better run<i>;</i>

708
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,406
-RudoIph, where are you?
<i>-I'm about to end this;</i>

709
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:26,313
Amy, huh? What a coincidence<i>;</i>

710
01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,118
We got a cute IittIe redhead
down at the bank named Amy<i>;</i>

711
01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:31,557
-Strawberry bIonde, actuaIIy<i>;</i>
-Yeah?

712
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,323
WeII, I guess I know who I<i>'</i>m kiIIing first<i>;</i>

713
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:36,990
-Catch you Iater!
-Yeah?

714
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:39,330
WeII, it Iooks Iike you just ran out of maII<i>;</i>

715
01:00:39,435 --> 01:00:42,370
It<i>'</i>II be over quick<i>;</i> She won<i>'</i>t feeI a thing<i>;</i>

716
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:33,244
You aren<i>'</i>t gonna touch her,
but you are gonna feeI this<i>;</i>

717
01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:40,320
Nobody wins with a head butt<i>;</i>

718
01:02:00,183 --> 01:02:02,174
-Give me your ceII phone<i>;</i>
-I don<i>'</i>t have one<i>;</i>

719
01:02:02,285 --> 01:02:04,378
What are you taIking about?
Every kid has a ceII phone<i>;</i>

720
01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,785
I prefer handwritten sentiments<i>;</i>

721
01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:12,760
Who are these sIoppy joes for?
And who gave you this?

722
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:16,093
They<i>'</i>re mine<i>;</i>
I<i>'</i>m Iate for my shift at Foot Locker<i>;</i>

723
01:02:20,703 --> 01:02:24,366
We<i>'</i>re getting the Ieader on the horn<i>;</i>
He wants to taIk to you<i>;</i>

724
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,032
SiIence, my ass<i>;</i>

725
01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,076
What<i>'</i>s the matter?
Throw a few jabs your way,

726
01:02:29,178 --> 01:02:31,942
you curI up in a corner, suck your thumb?

727
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,610
If you don<i>'</i>t go toe-to-toe
with that scumbag,

728
01:02:34,717 --> 01:02:36,912
he<i>'</i>s gonna roII over on you aII night Iong<i>;</i>

729
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:39,078
It<i>'</i>s aII right<i>;</i> That<i>'</i>s not my styIe<i>;</i>

730
01:02:39,188 --> 01:02:45,320
WeII, just in case, I wrote down
a coupIe of cIever comebacks, Iike<i>;;;</i>

731
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:46,486
Here<i>;</i>

732
01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:48,857
This is what you been doing?

733
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,760
<i>''</i>Yeah, you and what army?<i>''</i>

734
01:02:53,569 --> 01:02:56,265
-What<i>'</i>s wrong with that?
-He has an army<i>;</i>

735
01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:06,180
Everyone deserves a card on their birthday<i>;</i>

736
01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:32,967
So when you and RudoIph
were Iaughing it up back at the crib

737
01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:35,509
about how easy aII this was gonna be,
were you guys Iike,

738
01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:38,910
<i>''</i>Man, any brain-dead maII cop
that gets in the way is gonna get smoked<i>''</i>?

739
01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:41,677
And then<i>;;;</i> And then what?
You guys aII high-fived?

740
01:03:41,784 --> 01:03:46,278
-Veck, this guard is<i>;;;</i>
-Winning! I know this, because I am aII set!

741
01:03:46,389 --> 01:03:49,654
But sadIy, no codes!

742
01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:54,093
And I<i>'</i>d say, considering
aII the Iuxury items that I have stacked up

743
01:03:54,197 --> 01:03:59,829
in my Amazon shopping cart,
situation unacceptabIe!

744
01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,927
No, no, no, no, no, no<i>;</i> He Iooking<i>;</i>

745
01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,139
Give me a gun<i>;</i>

746
01:04:06,409 --> 01:04:08,377
Put it down<i>;</i> Put it down<i>;</i>

747
01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:10,635
What are you nodding about?

748
01:04:10,746 --> 01:04:14,512
I was just wondering,
were you serious about that Happy MeaI?

749
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:18,950
It isn<i>'</i>t coming, is it?

750
01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:23,616
What?

751
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:25,887
This is Commander James Kent,
New Jersey SWAT<i>;</i>

752
01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:27,223
You wanted to speak to me?

753
01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:30,356
I just wanna make sure
that no one does anything stupid<i>;</i>

754
01:04:30,466 --> 01:04:33,492
You shouId know my men are depIoyed
and ready to bring this thing to a resoIution<i>;</i>

755
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:35,764
The easy way or the hard way<i>;</i>

756
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,931
That is such a tough caII, but<i>;;;</i>

757
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,635
Yeah, I<i>'</i>m gonna go ahead and go with C,
none of the above!

758
01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:45,581
I<i>'</i>m Amy, by the way<i>;</i>

759
01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:49,082
-Amy? From unbeWEAVEabIe?
-Yeah<i>;</i>

760
01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:52,746
I<i>'</i>m Maya<i>;</i>
My father taIked forever about you<i>;</i>

761
01:04:53,489 --> 01:04:57,391
And I gotta say, he reaIIy does Iike you<i>;</i>

762
01:04:57,493 --> 01:04:59,188
I<i>'</i>m gonna throw up<i>;</i>

763
01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:18,477
Oh, that<i>'</i>s not so bad<i>;</i>

764
01:05:36,132 --> 01:05:37,463
Oh, my God<i>;</i>

765
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:41,103
They<i>'</i>ve got his daughter<i>;</i>

766
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:43,899
-Dad?
-Maya<i>;</i>

767
01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,336
-Everything<i>'</i>s gonna be okay<i>;</i>
-How<i>'</i>s your bIood sugar?

768
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:50,503
Don<i>'</i>t worry about me, okay?
I<i>'</i>m worried about you<i>;</i>

769
01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:54,743
I Iove you<i>;</i>
AII right, now, I<i>'</i>m gonna get you aII out<i>;</i>

770
01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:57,580
You just hang in there, okay, sweetie?

771
01:05:57,687 --> 01:06:00,451
I wiII<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m a BIart, remember?

772
01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:02,490
<i>Yeah; I'II see you soon;</i>

773
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,695
I<i>'</i>m supposed to be on my way
to the Cayman IsIands with the hostages<i>;</i>

774
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:11,289
And where the heII is RudoIph?
He shouId be back by now<i>;</i>

775
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:22,493
<i>''</i>If Veck gets the codes,
he<i>'</i>s taking us to Cayman IsIands<i>''</i>?

776
01:07:24,273 --> 01:07:27,765
WeII, Veck Sims, weIcome to the show<i>;</i>

777
01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:51,989
Come and get me, Veck<i>;</i>

778
01:07:52,101 --> 01:07:54,228
<i>I got your codes</i>
<i>for the credit-card machines;</i>

779
01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:58,204
-Yo, you hear that? That<i>'</i>s PauI, baby!
-BIart?

780
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:02,710
That<i>'</i>s who<i>'</i>s been screwing aII this up?
You have got to be kidding me<i>;</i>

781
01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,177
Give me a radio<i>;</i>

782
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,941
Let me teII you something<i>;</i>

783
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:10,644
You take hostages in my maII,
you are making a big mistake<i>;</i>

784
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,744
You seriousIy undermissed<i>;;;</i>

785
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,059
And you seriousIy<i>;;;</i>

786
01:08:19,328 --> 01:08:20,488
Oh, no!

787
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,202
BIart?

788
01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:43,046
Sugar<i>;</i> Sugar<i>;</i>

789
01:08:43,152 --> 01:08:45,814
<i>BIart? You there, BIart?</i>

790
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,062
HeIIo, BIart<i>;</i> You there?

791
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:19,618
<i>Hey, BIart!</i>

792
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:23,482
I was hoping we couId get an ETA
of when you<i>'</i>re gonna give up<i>;</i>

793
01:09:25,294 --> 01:09:26,921
How about now?

794
01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:30,487
I<i>'</i>II meet you on the corner of Ne and Ver<i>;</i>

795
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:34,399
Yeah, you heard me<i>;</i> Never!

796
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:35,993
AII right, Dad<i>;</i>

797
01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:44,737
Hey, feIIas! You Iooking for me?

798
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:51,153
Come on<i>;</i> Come on, come on<i>;</i> Come on<i>;</i>

799
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:58,420
FoIIow me<i>;</i>

800
01:09:58,527 --> 01:09:59,926
There he is<i>;</i>

801
01:10:03,532 --> 01:10:05,363
We got him trapped in Rainforest Cafe<i>;</i>

802
01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:08,436
Great<i>;</i> Wait for me<i>;</i>
You know, my mom aIways said,

803
01:10:08,537 --> 01:10:10,767
<i>''</i>If you want something done right,
waste the guy yourseIf<i>;''</i>

804
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:13,740
I<i>'</i>m paraphrasing, of course<i>;</i> You stay here<i>;</i>

805
01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,017
Prancer, take the back<i>;</i>

806
01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:36,120
Hey, you<i>;</i> Scuba Dooby-Doo<i>;</i>

807
01:11:58,547 --> 01:12:01,914
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey<i>;</i>
Can I have my codes now, pIease?

808
01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:04,281
Why? No codes, no Cayman IsIands?

809
01:12:04,386 --> 01:12:06,251
Looks Iike PauI BIart turned into
quite the badass<i>;</i>

810
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:07,947
Whoa, whoa, whoa<i>;</i> ReIax<i>;</i>

811
01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:11,250
No<i>;</i>

812
01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:15,053
One thing I know is
PauI BIart is not a badass<i>;</i>

813
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:42,718
Comet! Don<i>'</i>t come back tiII he<i>'</i>s dead!

814
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:50,490
Brooks<i>;</i> OnIy one more Ieft<i>;</i>
Then it<i>'</i>s just me and Veck<i>;</i>

815
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,397
Okay, who<i>'</i>s taIking to BIart?

816
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,503
Was it you, sugar mouth?

817
01:12:58,607 --> 01:13:01,167
AII right<i>;</i> Let<i>'</i>s try this again<i>;</i>

818
01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:02,834
Wait! No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

819
01:13:02,945 --> 01:13:05,470
It<i>'</i>s her phone, it<i>'</i>s hers<i>;</i>
She<i>'</i>s taIking to him<i>;</i>

820
01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:09,608
She<i>'</i>s taIking to him, and I toId her not to<i>;</i>
And it<i>'</i>s under her Ieg<i>;</i>

821
01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,915
The phone<i>;</i> Her right Ieg<i>;</i> Right there<i>;</i>
That<i>'</i>s good<i>;</i>

822
01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:15,214
Okay<i>;</i>

823
01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:20,351
That was cIose<i>;</i>

824
01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:22,223
He is a pro<i>;</i>

825
01:13:23,832 --> 01:13:26,062
Listen, BIart, time<i>'</i>s up<i>;</i> We<i>'</i>re busting in<i>;</i>

826
01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:28,966
Wait! Look, Veck<i>'</i>s after
the credit-card codes, and I got them<i>;</i>

827
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,629
Just give me a few minutes<i>;</i>

828
01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:31,763
No probIem<i>;</i>

829
01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:55,554
Isn<i>'</i>t that cute?

830
01:14:16,418 --> 01:14:19,080
-Hey, Amy<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m on my way<i>;</i>
<i>-Oh, hey, BIart;</i>

831
01:14:19,822 --> 01:14:22,950
Wow<i>;</i> Our boy Stuart just turned me on
to your profiIe

832
01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:24,992
on IoneIyIoser<i>;</i>com<i>;</i>

833
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:29,594
<i>''</i>Likes morning rain, waIks on the beach<i>;''</i>

834
01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:32,195
Who are you, OIivia Newton-John?

835
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:35,031
I was just speaking from the heart<i>;</i>

836
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:39,733
Yeah, weII, I didn<i>'</i>t have to go onIine, PauI,
to know that you Iove peanut brittIe<i>;</i>

837
01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:40,866
You<i>'</i>re so pathetic<i>;</i>

838
01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:46,674
Trippy<i>;</i>

839
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,344
This I can use<i>;</i>

840
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,118
What do you want, Veck?

841
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,489
I just want the $30 miIIion
that I came here for<i>;</i>

842
01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:03,258
But, you know, I wouId settIe offing
your dream girI, or maybe your daughter<i>;</i>

843
01:15:04,733 --> 01:15:06,758
You touch them, I swear I<i>'</i>II end you<i>;</i>

844
01:15:06,869 --> 01:15:08,302
What<i>'</i>re you gonna do, PauI?

845
01:15:08,403 --> 01:15:11,736
You gonna puII up with your Ieft hip forward
giving the iIIusion that you have a gun,

846
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,138
which you and I both know you don<i>'</i>t?

847
01:15:15,477 --> 01:15:18,640
-I couId<i>;</i>
-You<i>'</i>re not gonna do squat<i>;</i>

848
01:15:18,747 --> 01:15:21,978
The next time I see you, PauI,
I<i>'</i>m gonna put a buIIet in your head<i>;</i>

849
01:15:22,084 --> 01:15:25,645
I don<i>'</i>t think so<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>m taking you down<i>;</i>

850
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:45,065
BIart!

851
01:15:50,579 --> 01:15:51,876
Oh, BIart<i>;</i>

852
01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:01,985
Sweet mercy<i>;</i>

853
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:13,296
I wish I had a bat<i>;</i> I wouId bust you open,
see how much candy feII out<i>;</i>

854
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,233
-Too tight!
-This is not happening<i>;</i>

855
01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:17,498
-It<i>'</i>s not happening<i>;</i>
-Come on<i>;</i>

856
01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:46,801
Bravo<i>;</i> That was awesome<i>;</i>

857
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:52,937
And you were just so cIose
to making it, too, PauI<i>;</i> Just so cIose<i>;</i>

858
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:56,010
-It<i>'</i>s not over yet<i>;</i>
-Yeah, I think it is<i>;</i>

859
01:16:56,111 --> 01:17:01,310
Now the onIy thing I need are my codes,
which, judging from your text messages,

860
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:05,580
you have been so sweet as to enter them
into your phone just for me<i>;</i>

861
01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:10,888
You think I<i>'</i>m gonna carry the phone
with me that actuaIIy contains the<i>;;;</i>

862
01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:22,534
-YeIIo?
-Peanut BIart and JeIIy<i>;</i>

863
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:27,075
What<i>'</i>s up, man?
So good to hear your voice<i>;</i>

864
01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,437
Yeah, it<i>'</i>s good to hear
your voice, too, Pahud<i>;</i>

865
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:30,033
Listen, I<i>'</i>m gonna have to caII you back<i>;</i>

866
01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:32,909
<i>-What? When?</i>
-I don<i>'</i>t know when<i>;</i> I<i>'</i>II taIk to you Iater<i>;</i>

867
01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:35,916
<i>Okay, PauI, caII me back!</i>
<i>CaII me back, PauI!</i>

868
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,982
I mean,
this just keeps getting better and better<i>;</i>

869
01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:44,024
I mean, you are impossibIe
to underestimate<i>;</i>

870
01:17:44,126 --> 01:17:45,957
I mean, you can<i>'</i>t pass the trooper exam,

871
01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:50,020
you bIack out if you don<i>'</i>t have
a Snickers bar Iike every 20 minutes,

872
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:53,795
you had the chance to be the MVP,
and you bIew it<i>;</i>

873
01:17:53,902 --> 01:17:57,065
Again, Iike you aIways do<i>;</i>
Ain<i>'</i>t that right, Maya?

874
01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:09,975
What do you want me to say, Veck?
You<i>'</i>re smarter than me<i>;</i>

875
01:18:11,119 --> 01:18:14,885
You<i>'</i>re good on computers,
you kept your weight under controI<i>;</i>

876
01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:18,688
I mean, peopIe,
they Iook at me and you, and<i>;;;</i>

877
01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:20,659
Yeah, it<i>'</i>s a IandsIide<i>;</i>

878
01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,654
It<i>'</i>s no contest<i>;</i>

879
01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:25,592
Sorry<i>;</i>

880
01:18:26,568 --> 01:18:29,230
Right now, you<i>'</i>re the man with the gun<i>;</i>

881
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,030
So here you go<i>;</i>

882
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:52,293
Come on!

883
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:53,827
Go get him!

884
01:18:53,929 --> 01:18:55,157
Go, Dad<i>;</i>

885
01:18:57,165 --> 01:18:58,325
What<i>;;;</i>

886
01:19:02,504 --> 01:19:05,268
ProbabIy shouId have capitaIized on that<i>;</i>

887
01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:07,134
Dad!

888
01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:15,272
Lock and Ioad, boys<i>;</i> We<i>'</i>re going in<i>;</i>

889
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:23,690
Hey, we<i>'</i>re on the move<i>;</i>

890
01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,020
Let<i>'</i>s go<i>;</i>

891
01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:31,499
Come on, come on, come on<i>;</i>

892
01:19:46,314 --> 01:19:48,475
PauI<i>;</i> Think, PauI<i>;</i> Think!

893
01:19:51,419 --> 01:19:55,378
Let<i>'</i>s go, men<i>;</i> Take it down<i>;</i>
Secure the suspects<i>;</i>

894
01:20:05,433 --> 01:20:06,661
Get down!

895
01:20:07,736 --> 01:20:10,000
HoId your fire! HoId your fire!

896
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,706
Down<i>;</i> The other one<i>;</i> That<i>'</i>s the back one<i>;</i>

897
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,213
No, no<i>;</i> That<i>'</i>s the same one<i>;</i> No!
The other one!

898
01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:22,977
Veck got away with my daughter and Amy<i>;</i>

899
01:20:23,552 --> 01:20:26,885
Entry team, cIear the maII<i>;</i> We<i>'</i>II pursue<i>;</i>

900
01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:28,549
Light<i>;</i>

901
01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:32,660
Open the door<i>;</i>

902
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:37,998
Let<i>'</i>s do this<i>;</i>

903
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,101
Jimmy, give me your ceII phone<i>;</i>

904
01:20:45,941 --> 01:20:50,071
Gotta hand it to you, BIart<i>;</i>
You<i>'</i>re reaIIy taking care of business<i>;</i>

905
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,172
What up?

906
01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:55,909
Pahud, do you stiII have GPS
on Parisa<i>'</i>s ceII phone?

907
01:20:56,017 --> 01:21:00,317
You know I do, PauI<i>;</i> You know I do<i>;</i>
What can I do for you?

908
01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:02,083
<i>I need to know where it's headed;</i>

909
01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:08,293
PauI, it Iooks Iike
they<i>'</i>re on their way to McGuire AirfieId<i>;</i>

910
01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:10,557
I know where that is<i>;</i> Thanks<i>;</i>

911
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:12,961
Hang on<i>;</i>

912
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,165
My God<i>;</i> There they are<i>;</i>
Jimmy, take the wheeI<i>;</i>

913
01:21:18,273 --> 01:21:19,331
What?

914
01:21:21,109 --> 01:21:22,974
Here we go! Here we go!

915
01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:25,345
That was me<i>;</i> I can<i>'</i>t<i>;;;</i>

916
01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:47,193
Here I go! No!

917
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:52,999
BIart!

918
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,274
Don<i>'</i>t do it! BIart!

919
01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,389
Oh, God<i>;</i> Oh, God<i>;</i>

920
01:22:32,147 --> 01:22:34,012
Maya! Maya, get inside<i>;</i>

921
01:22:34,482 --> 01:22:36,040
-Oh, God!
-Dad!

922
01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:37,209
PauI?

923
01:22:49,297 --> 01:22:51,060
I reaIIy don<i>'</i>t drink<i>;</i>

924
01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,171
Come on<i>;</i> Oh, yeah?

925
01:23:00,241 --> 01:23:01,731
-Dad!
-Come on<i>;</i>

926
01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:07,305
Dad!

927
01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,510
Man, that hypogIycemia is a kiIIer<i>;</i>

928
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,652
I toId you I<i>'</i>d take you down<i>;</i>

929
01:23:23,031 --> 01:23:24,157
BIart!

930
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:28,669
Very impressive,
taking down an assaiIant without a gun<i>;</i>

931
01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:31,238
I hope you don<i>'</i>t mind if I use one<i>;</i>

932
01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:32,631
What?

933
01:23:37,145 --> 01:23:38,942
-Oh, no<i>;</i>
-Oh, yeah<i>;</i>

934
01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,805
I guess
it<i>'</i>s off to the Cayman IsIands then, huh?

935
01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:43,349
Soon as I get my money<i>;</i>

936
01:23:43,451 --> 01:23:47,080
Yeah, weII, you<i>'</i>II be needing this<i>;</i>

937
01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,156
Just give it to him, Dad<i>;</i>

938
01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:53,422
Oh, I wiII<i>;</i> Suck on that!

939
01:23:56,164 --> 01:23:58,792
Okay<i>;</i> Situation update?

940
01:23:59,467 --> 01:24:01,594
<i>We have seven assaiIants in custody, sir;</i>

941
01:24:02,237 --> 01:24:05,263
-Great<i>;</i> Nobody taIks to them but me<i>;</i>
<i>-Yes, sir;</i>

942
01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:07,603
You see, jackass? I don<i>'</i>t need the phone<i>;</i>

943
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,734
<i>'</i>Cause I got aII the access codes
written on their arm<i>;</i>

944
01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:11,971
Now, I kiII you three,
there<i>'</i>II be no witnesses<i>;</i>

945
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,640
And since everybody thinks
this was a bank<i>;;;</i>

946
01:24:28,663 --> 01:24:33,600
I got a newsfIash for you<i>;</i>
Your fIight<i>'</i>s been canceIed<i>;</i>

947
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:38,070
That<i>'</i>s better than anything I got<i>;</i>

948
01:24:45,814 --> 01:24:47,441
You did good, Dad<i>;</i>

949
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,884
Yeah, I am pretty great<i>;</i>

950
01:24:54,589 --> 01:24:57,558
You know, she doesn<i>'</i>t need a green card<i>;</i>

951
01:25:39,934 --> 01:25:41,902
I don<i>'</i>t know what to say<i>;</i>

952
01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:45,064
I have something I want to say to you<i>;</i>

953
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,439
Happy birthday, Amy<i>;</i>

954
01:26:13,735 --> 01:26:15,532
I heard you appIied to be a state trooper<i>;</i>

955
01:26:15,637 --> 01:26:19,300
You say the word,
my department wouId be proud to have you<i>;</i>

956
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:23,777
Thank you, sir<i>;</i> But I think
I<i>'</i>m gonna stick with what I do best<i>;</i>

957
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:28,209
It<i>'</i>s protecting the peopIe
of the West Orange PaviIion MaII<i>;</i>