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[J. GElLS BAND'S
''COME BACK'' PLAYlNG]
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[ROARS]
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[WHlSTLE BLOWlNG]
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Double dribble.
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Why, because
l'm black?
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Yeah, that's what l thought.
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[MOUTHS]
Me?
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Ten seconds left.
We need a basket.
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Play one. Play one.
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Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. Here.
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Get in.
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Bring it in!
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Bank's open, Lenny.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Bank's open.
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His foot was on the line.
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[¶¶¶]
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BOBB Y:
First off, l'd like to thank
the Earnshaw family
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for lending us their beautiful
lake house to help us celebrate
our victory.
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Yeah, the Ferdinando Five.
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They're dynamite.
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You're drunk, Dad.
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Yeah.
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Hey. We're here to celebrate
the kids' shots, not your shots.
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[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
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Anyway, l wanna talk about
what you kids did this afternoon.
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You know, you played the game
just like l always ask you to.
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You left everything you had
out there on that court.
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So that when the final buzzer
went off--
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[lMlTATES BUZZER]
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--you were champions.
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Now, l want you
to promise me something.
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l want you to play life just like
you played that game today.
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So when that final buzzer of life
goes off--
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[lMlTATES BUZZER]
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--you'll have no regrets.
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Here's to coach.
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[ALL lMlTATE BUZZER]
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[CROWD LAUGHS]
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[¶¶¶]
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You're my first champions.
My first champions.
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Stick together.
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Stick together.
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MAN 1 [ON VlDEO GAME]:
Time to die.
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MAN 2:
No!
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MAN 1 :
Murder.
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LENNY:
l am the biggest agent in Hollywood
and you just pissed me off.
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And now l'll pull Brad Pitt
from your movie.
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l'll pull Julia Roberts from
your movie. l don't care, Sandy.
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That's right,
you better back down.
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Thank you.
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Have a good Fourth of July.
All right, love you too.
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What's up, boys?
Hey.
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Greggie, Keithie.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMlNG
ON VlDEO GAME]
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You guys ever hear of a game
called Chutes and Ladders?
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Pretty awesome game.
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l used to play it when l was a kid.
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Okay, what it is,
is they give you a spinner.
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And you spin. lf you land on a ladder,
you get to climb up the ladder.
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lf you land on a chute, you slide
down the chute and start over again.
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Yeah, and what happens?
The winner gets a training bra?
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Yeah, Dad, that game
sounds like it sucks.
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l'm telling you,
this was the greatest game.
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Me and my buddies would play it.
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We'd go down in the basement,
drink hot chocolate.
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l wouldn't mind
a hot chocolate right now.
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Hey, Rita.
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Rita.
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Dude, you gotta text her.
She's doing laundry.
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[PHONE RlNGlNG]
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Hey, Dad, we were at
the Spielbergs' house yesterday.
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They have a 1 50-inch TV.
Can we get one of those?
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When you direct E. T.
l'll get you one of those.
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MAN 1 :
Beg for mercy.
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What is the object here?
l don't get it.
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You're on a cruise ship
and you chop people's
heads off with a chain saw?
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Oh, and you can
drown them.
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Oh, you can drown them.
Now l get it.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS
ON VlDEO GAME]
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Can somebody answer
the phone?
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Maybe l should get some
chamomile for my throat too.
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Stop texting the nanny.
You know how gross that is
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for a kid to text his nanny?
Just go down the hallway.
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Why? You text everybody.
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l text people for my job so l can
make money to pay for your texting.
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Okay, l got everything
for you, boys.
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Who was that on the phone, Rita?
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l'm sorry, Mr. Feder, l don't know.
Becky answered.
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Okay, okay. Thanks for making that.
Oh, my God, Rita.
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This isn't Godiva.
What are you,
trying to poison me?
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Good Lord,
go back to texting.
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l don't ever wanna hear that
out loud again.
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What the heck's going on out here?
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Oh, my God.
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BECKY:
l didn't mean to. lt was an accident.
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l don't care. Are you all right?
What the heck were you doing?
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l was trying to use the Navy.
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The Navy? What's the Navy?
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The Navy in the car
to ask it a question.
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You mean
the navigation system, idiot.
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Shh. Keithie, relax.
Some man called.
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He said your friend,
Coach Buzzer, went to heaven.
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l was trying to find heaven for you
on the Navy station
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so you could go visit him.
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[SlGHS]
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Yikes.
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Who's your friend, Dad?
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Coach Buzzer was someone
very special in Daddy's life.
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lt's terrible.
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Okay, go drink some
hot chocolate with these guys.
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You sure you're okay?
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[¶¶¶]
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ERlC:
Okay, sweetie.
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You're splashing your brother.
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Eric, hon? lt's your mom.
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[¶¶¶]
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Oh, my God. Eric.
Are you all right?
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Donna.
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Oh, my God, Bean.
Bean, stay on the duck.
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Stay on the duck.
What is happening?
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Oh, hon.
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Hello, Mommy.
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Hey.
Hey, Mom.
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Hi, Mom.
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Well, l'll see you there.
All right.
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Hey, is something wrong?
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Yeah, it'll be all right.
l'll talk to you about it later.
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Hey, hey.
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l made the pumpkin risotto
that we saw
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on Rachael Ray's
''Seasons of Summer'' special.
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lt's awful, Mom.
lt tastes like roadkill.
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Deanne, do you hear how they talk
to me? Do you hear how--?
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You gotta say something.
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All right, kids. Now, you know
your father works very hard
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at keeping this house clean
and putting meals on the table for us.
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Hello?
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Besides...
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l brought us a pizza.
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[ALL LAUGHlNG]
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You know what? Fine.
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Have your pizza. Have your pizza.
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You broke my heart.
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You broke my heart.
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Looks like it's his
time of the month again.
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Ahh. God, that's rough, buddy.
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Who's making
the funeral arrangements?
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Oh, his niece?
She must be devastated.
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Hey, is she still hot, do you know?
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Don't make me
lose my temper, Marcus.
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What?
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Hey, if l don't make it
to the funeral,
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tell the police it was Arlene
from Applebee's.
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ROB:
No, thanks for calling me.
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And l'll see you there.
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Bye.
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[¶¶¶]
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The coach is dead.
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His funeral is this Friday.
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l don't think l can
handle this alone.
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Can you come with me?
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Of course.
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l'll postpone my cataract surgery.
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You are my special lady.
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Now l'm gonna transport you
to a world of serene relaxation.
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[YELLlNG]
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[SCREAMS]
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[¶¶¶]
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Okay, guys, let's try
to act normal in there.
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What's wrong
with your sunglasses?
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l don't want any reason
for these guys to call me--
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Hollywood!
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Hey. Look at that. Kurt McKenzie.
KURT: Hey.
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And the whole McKenzie clan.
Come here, man.
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Deanne, you look great.
l do?
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My wife's over there.
Go and say hi. Children.
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l see that ass is still growing.
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Got a little Kardashian in there.
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Well, you've kind of turned
into a little Michael Vick thing,
if he was bulimic.
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[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
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Hi, Roxanne.
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l don't know if you remember me.
l was at your wedding.
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l was the one that was table dancing
all night. Deanne McKenzie.
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Of course.
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Deanne, hello.
Hi, good to see you.
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Oh, my God,
you're glowing.
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You look so beautiful
with your pregnancy.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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[LAUGHlNG]
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l'm just playing.
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Oh, my God. You should see
your face. You were like, ''Huh?''
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Little Lenny Feder.
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Mama Ronzoni got big, huh?
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Look at this handsome hunk
of prosciutto.
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And such a big success.
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Come on, give Mama a kiss.
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Can l get a--?
Can l get a cheek at all?
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l got you, l got you. Poked in the eye
by the hat, but l'm all right.
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How about your son-in-law here,
l hear he's a house husband now.
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Pfft! My daughter's gotta bust
her hump all day to pay the bills
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while dummy here stays home
and cleans.
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l don't know how you could
talk to me like that
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when you look like ldi Amin
with a propeller on your head.
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That's nice that he could--
Roxanne, this is my mother.
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Hello, Mama Ronzoni, l'm so pleased
to meet you. l'm Little Lenny's wife.
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Ooh. What a spicy quesadilla
you got yourself, Lenny.
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Yeah, she tastes great.
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Mm-hm. l bet.
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[GLOBAL OPERATlON'S
''l'M A GANGSTA''
PLAYlNG ON CELL PHONE]
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Whoa. Didn't l tell you
to turn the phone off
there, Greg?
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Yeah, but it's my massage therapist.
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What? No, no.
No cell phones.
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No cell phones?
Then l'm out of here.
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Higgie.
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Who's ready to get
their funeral on?
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l'm sorry, death makes me weird.
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What's up, McKenzie?
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You got those soft hands.
Still using Palmolive?
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Hey, what's up, Lenny?
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Buddy, l thought you were
gonna start working out.
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What does that mean?
Um, you're fat.
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No. No.
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Hey, guys, this is good news.
l always wanted to represent you.
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You're the third Olsen twin?
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Keep it down.
Hey, so these are your kids?
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And who's that girl?
That's not a nanny, is it?
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No, no, this is a friend of ours
from China.
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Oh, yeah.
No, l've been on that website.
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No, no, no.
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Like an exchange student that--
My wife brought her into the house.
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Oh, your wife's into chicks.
Oh, that's nice.
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Hollywood.
See, he always lucks out.
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Just an exchange student.
l always thought--
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Hey, now.
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Ha, ha!
Lamonsoff. Rolling up in a Caddy?
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That's how we do it.
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And you, you've grown up
on me, man. Are you a B-cup now?
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[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
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00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:04,245
Hey, nice ears.
You get the NFL package on those?
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[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
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00:12:05,816 --> 00:12:08,376
Nice Caddy. You selling
lawn furniture and crack?
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Come on, l'm the co-owner
of Branchville Lawn Furniture, man.
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l'm the boss now, baby.
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Oh, good for you, Eric.
246
00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:16,882
Glad you brought your mother.
Oh, that's a good one.
247
00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:20,428
Wow, it's like shaking hands
with an Eagle. l'll see you later.
248
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:26,427
Oh, my God.
lt's Captain Caring
of the SS Melodrama.
249
00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:28,594
KURT:
Oh, he's gonna play this one big.
250
00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:30,262
Cue ''Hey.''
251
00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:31,799
Hey.
252
00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:33,408
Hey.
253
00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:36,137
Hell of a circumstance, huh?
l know, l know. lt sucks.
254
00:12:36,313 --> 00:12:37,337
Great to see you.
255
00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:40,074
Well, the Buzzer's up there
coaching heaven's team now.
256
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:44,277
That's true.
He's got Wilt, Pistol Pete, Dr. J.
257
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:46,719
Yeah, Dr. J's alive still.
258
00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:49,489
Well, those type of guys.
Yeah, yeah.
259
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,922
You look good, though, man.
260
00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:53,825
lt's like if Elvis
was an Oompa Loompa,
261
00:12:53,997 --> 00:12:55,692
he's right in front of me.
262
00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:58,926
Well, l don't make jokes at funerals
because it's disrespectful.
263
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:02,038
But if that's part of your
healing process, l'm cool with it.
264
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,571
Ah, that's nice. Thanks.
265
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,674
Are you cool with
a finger in you? Woo-hoo!
266
00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:07,105
[ROB CHUCKLES]
267
00:13:07,277 --> 00:13:09,905
Hey, uh, Roxanne.
268
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,379
Remember Rob, the guy
l always tell you about? Rob?
269
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:14,710
Of course.
270
00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:18,343
The kid who didn't hit puberty
till he was 1 9, right?
271
00:13:19,289 --> 00:13:21,450
That was our secret.
272
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,923
And this must be
your mother.
273
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,452
My wife.
274
00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:27,289
l'm sorry.
275
00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,591
Hi. l'm Gloria.
276
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:33,099
Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
Your design line is so beautiful.
277
00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:36,136
Oh, thank you, thank you.
278
00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:38,365
And l love your scarves.
Thank you.
279
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:40,940
She'll be tying me up
with those later.
280
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,045
[ALL CHUCKLlNG]
281
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,505
He's not kidding.
282
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,151
Oh, grody.
283
00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:52,777
Oh, those are long,
long tongues.
284
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:58,419
We'll see you in there.
See you in there.
285
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,997
Hi, guys.
Right over there? Yep.
286
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:06,136
Sit right here, sit right here.
l'm gonna go say hi to Lenny.
287
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,464
No, honey.
Oh, hi. Lenny.
288
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,231
How you doing?
Oh, oh, oh.
289
00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:12,637
l heard through a little bird
290
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:15,835
that you guys rented
the Earnshaw lake house for us
291
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,207
for the entire weekend.
292
00:14:17,381 --> 00:14:19,110
That's like a dream
come true for us.
293
00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,308
We had to rent it
for the whole weekend be--
294
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,386
We don't get to stay
the whole weekend.
We have to go to Milan.
295
00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:25,988
For Roxanne's
fashion show.
296
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,987
Oh. Oh, my God, that's a shame.
297
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,388
Oh, but you're gonna have
so much fun in Milan.
298
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:33,530
You know, J Lo and Marc Anthony
vacationed there last year.
299
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:36,860
lt's up the street from Lake Como,
where George Clooney has a villa.
300
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,934
l read too many of those magazines.
301
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,433
No.
Come on. l'm sorry.
302
00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,731
He hates when l talk about this.
We'll just--
303
00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:45,170
We are backing away.
Ashamed, right?
304
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,106
Oh, and Tom Cruise
got married there too.
305
00:14:48,612 --> 00:14:50,443
Thanks for letting me know.
What?
306
00:14:50,614 --> 00:14:53,742
Well, l don't understand
why you had to rent it for
a whole weekend.
307
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:57,444
Because it's a holiday.
They won't rent it to you
for one night.
308
00:14:57,621 --> 00:15:00,920
So your friends are partying all
weekend while you're stuck in Milan.
309
00:15:01,091 --> 00:15:02,388
Yeah.
That was nice of you.
310
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,823
lt was nice of us.
lt's your money too, isn't it?
311
00:15:04,995 --> 00:15:07,862
Yeah, it's your money,
it's his money, it's my money.
312
00:15:08,065 --> 00:15:10,465
Let's put all our cash
in a pile and split it. Heh, heh.
313
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:13,159
That's a nice hat, it brings out
the death in the room.
314
00:15:13,337 --> 00:15:16,602
l'm sorry, l'm nervous.
And it's a funeral, l get weird.
315
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:22,812
There he is, Joe Hollywood.
316
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,073
ROBlDEAUX:
Mr. Big Shot Agent.
317
00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,184
You think he represents
Hulk Hogan?
318
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,385
No way.
319
00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:33,345
Then he ain't that big, is he?
320
00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:38,151
By the way, if anyone asks,
Rita is an exchange student.
321
00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,796
Andre. Heh.
322
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:47,403
l think l just sat
on your adding machine.
323
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,974
Now l know what happened
to the fish tank.
324
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,572
PASTOR: Coach Robert
''The Buzzer'' Ferdinando
325
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,679
was a caretaker by profession.
326
00:15:56,847 --> 00:16:01,307
What a wonderful word to describe
his devotion to his fellow man.
327
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:03,919
He truly took care.
328
00:16:04,554 --> 00:16:06,613
When Robert knew
that his time was short,
329
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,315
he told me there was
one specific man he wanted
330
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:11,757
to say a few words
to memorialize him.
331
00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:15,329
So l'd like to ask Lenny Feder
to come up now.
332
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,003
l'm sorry, l'm not prepared at all.
333
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:28,576
l feel very honored
334
00:16:29,546 --> 00:16:31,605
that coach asked me
to do this, but, uh--
335
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:37,749
l also feel terrible because
l haven't seen the coach in so long.
336
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:41,379
And he always wanted me to come
to town and see him
337
00:16:41,558 --> 00:16:45,392
and l got caught up
in what l've been doing
and l regret it.
338
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:49,223
l understand that the
St. Mark's team of 1 9 7 8
339
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:54,393
was the only championship team
that the coach ever had, and, uh,
340
00:16:54,571 --> 00:16:57,039
that's very impressive,
l gotta say,
341
00:16:57,207 --> 00:16:59,903
judging from the talent
we had to offer.
342
00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:01,908
l mean, believe it or not,
343
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:06,573
Robbie and Marcus were actually
shorter back in 1 9 7 8.
344
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,644
But those guys had a skill
you never mastered.
345
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,015
They knew how to pass the ball.
346
00:17:12,889 --> 00:17:17,155
Looks like somebody
has to learn how to pass
the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
347
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,193
l'm kidding, l'm kidding.
348
00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:23,595
We're saying goodbye to
a big part of our lives. All of us.
349
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:27,897
You affected everybody
in this room.
350
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:32,608
And, um, l hope we get
to live our lives like you.
351
00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:38,875
Have no regrets
when life's final buzzer sounds.
352
00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:42,280
So, uh, let's all bow
our heads in silence.
353
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,882
[ROB SlNGlNG ''AVE MARlA'']
354
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,767
They should have
just ended it right after you.
355
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:00,596
This is insanity.
356
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:01,999
Yeah.
357
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,933
Five bucks it takes him down
on one knee.
358
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:07,867
You're on.
Okay.
359
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,180
[CHUCKLES]
360
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,046
[MOUTHS]
Stop it.
361
00:18:18,355 --> 00:18:20,448
[ERlC & LENNY CHUCKLlNG]
362
00:18:27,798 --> 00:18:29,789
[LAUGHlNG]
363
00:18:50,854 --> 00:18:51,878
[lMlTATES BUZZER]
364
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:54,023
[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
365
00:18:54,191 --> 00:18:55,351
Grow up, will you?
366
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,924
Oh, look at him now.
367
00:18:57,727 --> 00:19:00,628
Don't get so mad there, Robbie.
368
00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:02,355
[BAND PLAYlNG JAZZ MUSlC]
369
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,193
LENNY:
So how we feeling about Rob's girl?
370
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,425
We're happy for him, or--?
371
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,332
Oh, my God.
The St. Pauli Grandma?
She seems all right.
372
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:09,870
ERlC:
She's pretty.
373
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,905
You know,
in a ''me in a wig''
sort of way.
374
00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:13,474
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
375
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:19,171
When Ben Franklin
was flying that kite
and it had the key on it,
376
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:21,283
that was to her apartment.
377
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,316
Oh, that
was good, man.
378
00:19:23,487 --> 00:19:27,856
ERlC: You know, but l gotta say,
he seems like he's in love, you know?
379
00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:30,049
He was in love
with the first three wives.
380
00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:31,956
The Cheater, the Beater
and the Eater.
381
00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:35,564
You know, his problem is he's always
so overly in love so quick, you know?
382
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:38,860
And then one day he snaps
and then it gets ugly in a hurry.
383
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:40,400
Coffee, Mr. Feder?
384
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,197
No, no, no.
l'm good, l'm good.
385
00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:45,967
l mean, thank you. That's cool of you
to voluntarily wanna give me coffee.
386
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:50,272
Just, you drink it,
you know, while you're
studying inside the church.
387
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:52,473
But you texted me
you want coffee.
388
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,482
l texted you that l wanted you
to drink the coffee and study.
389
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,052
So study your books
in the church.
390
00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:00,519
Go ahead.
All right, Rita.
391
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,419
Fast food?
You guys eat the fast--?
392
00:20:07,397 --> 00:20:08,728
Mommy, l want some milk.
393
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:13,529
Oh, sure, angel. You come here.
l'll give you a little something.
394
00:20:15,472 --> 00:20:17,463
Slow down, honey.
Not such big gulps.
395
00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,370
You're gonna get a tummy ache.
396
00:20:22,112 --> 00:20:23,841
Your son is so cute.
ERlC: Yeah.
397
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,038
How old is he?
398
00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:28,915
Oh, he's, uh, 48 months.
399
00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:30,552
That's 4.
400
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:32,145
Yeah.
401
00:20:32,322 --> 00:20:35,416
We meant to stop last year,
but he likes it so much
402
00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,890
and we don't like to say no.
403
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:39,756
Hey, sweetheart?
404
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:41,955
Could you use a fork,
please?
405
00:20:42,132 --> 00:20:43,258
No.
406
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:47,631
No, no, no!
407
00:20:47,804 --> 00:20:49,863
Looks like she
didn't get the memo.
408
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,871
[LAUGHS]
409
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,768
[AEROSMlTH'S ''LAST CHlLD''
PLAYlNG]
410
00:21:11,394 --> 00:21:15,558
KURT: Hey. Let me get that spot.
ERlC: Hey, gotta respect the Caddy.
411
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,091
lt's nice you drove
your piggy bank here.
412
00:21:18,268 --> 00:21:19,735
Hey.
Hey.
413
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,165
Hey. Hi, Gloria.
Wow.
414
00:21:21,338 --> 00:21:22,396
SALLY: Look at this.
Come on.
415
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,630
LENNY:
Yeah.
416
00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:25,934
MARCUS: Hey, Rob's car
is an Oompa Loompa too.
417
00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:29,408
ERlC: Okay, watch the edge.
lt's cute. lt'll do for one night.
418
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:30,978
Yeah? You can handle it?
419
00:21:31,147 --> 00:21:32,944
[ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG]
420
00:21:33,149 --> 00:21:34,741
Daddy, what is that machine doing?
421
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,818
lt's getting rid of the moths, honey.
422
00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:38,454
Where's it taking them?
423
00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:40,180
Hell.
LENNY: Don't say that, Higgins.
424
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,823
l'm sorry. Not hell, Mexico.
425
00:21:41,992 --> 00:21:45,860
No, it's giving them
electricity
426
00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:49,021
so the moths fall asleep
electrically.
427
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:50,632
lt's electrocuting them?
428
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,631
No, no, no.
But, Daddy, they're dying.
429
00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:54,167
BOTH: lt's killing them?
No.
430
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,163
Daddy, no.
431
00:21:56,339 --> 00:21:57,499
No, no, it's not.
432
00:21:57,674 --> 00:21:59,437
Okay? Let me adjust it.
433
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,942
Look, they're all all right,
l promise you.
434
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,604
See? Look at this guy. Whee.
435
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,010
He's still sleeping.
436
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,651
lt's dead, Dad. Ow!
437
00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:11,343
Ooh! A porch swing.
438
00:22:11,521 --> 00:22:13,887
l know what l'm doing this weekend.
439
00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:18,483
Now he's dead.
440
00:22:18,662 --> 00:22:21,654
ROB: Welcome back to 1 9 7 8,
everybody. The lake house.
441
00:22:22,232 --> 00:22:24,132
Nothing's changed,
it's unbelievable.
442
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,234
MARCUS:
l don't remember this big.
443
00:22:26,403 --> 00:22:29,031
This is my kitchen.
This is it, right now.
444
00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:31,036
Oh, please,
enough with the kitchen.
445
00:22:31,207 --> 00:22:32,333
Why you so mean?
446
00:22:32,509 --> 00:22:34,841
ERlC: We could've done this.
Ooh, an organ.
447
00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:36,342
SALLY:
Oh, my God, look at this kitchen.
448
00:22:36,513 --> 00:22:38,981
DEANNE: That's enough, already.
Could you at least humor me?
449
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,980
ls this like
an Outward Bound thing?
450
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,051
l mean, it's like
an episode of Losl.
451
00:22:43,219 --> 00:22:44,277
[ORGAN PLAYlNG]
452
00:22:44,454 --> 00:22:45,978
Hon, you might not
wanna bang on that.
453
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,885
But l like playing it like this.
454
00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:49,525
Okay. Okay.
455
00:22:49,693 --> 00:22:51,752
So listen, guys,
who's getting what room?
456
00:22:51,928 --> 00:22:54,396
Actually, l made a map
of who gets which room.
457
00:22:54,564 --> 00:22:57,362
l took the liberty of reserving
the room with the waterbed
458
00:22:57,534 --> 00:22:59,263
for Gloria and myself.
GLORlA: Ooh!
459
00:23:00,036 --> 00:23:02,061
You're gonna do
the backstroke tonight.
460
00:23:02,238 --> 00:23:03,398
Ooh, ooh.
461
00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:05,598
l wanna go swimming
with you guys tonight.
462
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:09,040
Oh, honey, we're not really going
swimming. What l meant was--
463
00:23:09,212 --> 00:23:11,612
That's okay. She doesn't
need to know what you mean.
464
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,249
l don't even know what you mean.
Oh, l know what she meant.
465
00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:15,441
[FElGNS VOMlTlNG]
466
00:23:15,618 --> 00:23:17,586
Anyway, let's get back
to the room picking.
467
00:23:17,754 --> 00:23:19,949
Rob, would you like
to take us on a tour?
468
00:23:20,123 --> 00:23:23,024
l'd love to show you a tour.
Gloria was just trying to be cool.
469
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,785
l need someplace near a bathroom.
470
00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:27,259
Why does the grandma
get to go swimming and l don't?
471
00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:29,057
LENNY:
Let's go, let's go.
472
00:23:29,933 --> 00:23:31,867
Okay, here's the big daddy.
473
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,263
The master bedroom.
474
00:23:33,436 --> 00:23:36,769
You know what?
Lenny should have that.
Lenny should have that.
475
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:38,134
Oh, no, no, no.
l agree.
476
00:23:38,308 --> 00:23:40,401
Honey. Honey.
Come on, let the kids have it.
477
00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:44,274
lt's a fun time for the kids
to be together and they
can do kids' things.
478
00:23:44,447 --> 00:23:46,642
Come on, go share it.
Share the master bedroom.
479
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,249
Kids win.
480
00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:49,715
Yeah. Yeah.
Don't you think?
481
00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:52,145
SALLY:
Yeah, okay.
482
00:23:52,322 --> 00:23:54,017
Cool.
Cool.
483
00:23:56,626 --> 00:23:58,059
GREG:
Hey, Dad.
484
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:01,061
What's the big box attached
to the back of the TV?
485
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,597
Um, that's the rest of the TV.
486
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:06,258
They didn't always have
flat screens there, sport.
487
00:24:06,436 --> 00:24:10,338
Wow, that is some
Stone Age shiznit.
488
00:24:10,507 --> 00:24:13,499
Yeah, that's wack.
l need a room with heat.
489
00:24:13,676 --> 00:24:16,167
lt's summer.
lt's like 95 degrees in here.
490
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,304
There he goes again.
491
00:24:18,481 --> 00:24:20,005
l got bunions.
492
00:24:20,183 --> 00:24:23,243
You know, l actually
have a poultice l make,
using maize and herbs.
493
00:24:23,419 --> 00:24:25,319
Just say corn.
Maize is corn,
everybody.
494
00:24:25,488 --> 00:24:28,013
Yeah, he says maize
because it sounds more mystical.
495
00:24:28,191 --> 00:24:30,819
Well, l like the way
he said it. ''Maize.''
496
00:24:30,994 --> 00:24:32,586
''Maize.''
''Maize.''
497
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,627
''Maize.''
BOTH: ''Maize.''
498
00:24:34,798 --> 00:24:37,892
lt's fantastic, okay?
lt's a-maize-ing.
499
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,498
l just spread it on cloth
and l moisten and heat it,
500
00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:44,265
and then l apply it directly
to the affected area.
501
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:50,379
Okay. Well, my affected area
is pretty big.
502
00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:52,515
Oh, no.
Aah!
503
00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:56,641
Mama, l didn't know
the Elephant Man
lived in your shoe.
504
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:59,380
How in the world's anybody
supposed to get some sleep
505
00:24:59,556 --> 00:25:02,457
knowing they
under the same roof as
Toe-be Bryant over here?
506
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,795
You're stepping over the line,
woman.
507
00:25:05,862 --> 00:25:08,160
[RASPlNG]
508
00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:14,495
So, what's with that Labradoodle?
lt sounds like Stephen Hawking.
509
00:25:14,671 --> 00:25:17,333
Curly, he had
his vocal cords clipped.
510
00:25:17,507 --> 00:25:19,407
A neighbor filed a complaint,
511
00:25:19,609 --> 00:25:23,670
so it was either clip the cords
or put Curly down.
512
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:27,008
Wrong choice.
513
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,845
Come on, he's part
of the family, you know?
514
00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:33,648
lmagine when a burglar
comes over and hears that.
He must run in terror.
515
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:35,882
''Wow, what's that turkey
doing in the house?''
516
00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:37,083
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
517
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,023
MARCUS: By the way,
Lamonsoff, your son.
518
00:25:39,195 --> 00:25:41,720
What's with the boob thing?
lsn't the kid a little old?
519
00:25:41,898 --> 00:25:44,162
He'll be rubbing her boob
with his beard soon.
520
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:47,997
He's gonna get a milk
mustache on a real mustache.
That won't look right.
521
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,230
That kid, when he's 1 0,
on his bike,
522
00:25:50,406 --> 00:25:53,398
the mom's gonna be in the
basket, he's gonna be like:
523
00:25:56,412 --> 00:25:58,437
GREG: Come on.
KElTHlE: Okay, wait, l got this one.
524
00:25:58,615 --> 00:26:00,014
MAN [ON VlDEO GAME]:
Chain saw pedicure, 50 points.
525
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,651
Why are they inside
right now, anyways?
526
00:26:02,819 --> 00:26:05,287
Why would they not
come out here
and enjoy the lake
527
00:26:05,455 --> 00:26:06,922
or do something
in the woods?
528
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:09,456
There wasn't a time of day
that l wasn't outside.
529
00:26:09,659 --> 00:26:12,526
You know, we weren't.
We were always--
We were never in.
530
00:26:12,695 --> 00:26:14,424
All heads on deck!
531
00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:16,861
KElTHlE:
Look, there's blood
squirting everywhere!
532
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,228
l can't take it anymore.
GREG: Chop his arms off.
533
00:26:19,402 --> 00:26:21,233
MARCUS:
Oh, he's being a dad. Look at this.
534
00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:24,703
GREG:
Dad. Don't, Dad. My high score.
535
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,206
That's it.
No more video games.
536
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,971
No more cell phones.
No more texting.
537
00:26:30,146 --> 00:26:33,479
Just from now on,
while we're here,
stay outside and play.
538
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:34,947
What are we
supposed to do?
539
00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:39,452
Just play like normal kids.
Come on, move it. Where's Becky?
540
00:26:39,622 --> 00:26:42,425
Let's go. Let me show you
how the Pilgrims used to hang.
541
00:26:42,492 --> 00:26:46,895
When we were kids,
your dad used to talk us
into doing the craziest stuff.
542
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,087
That's right.
543
00:26:48,264 --> 00:26:51,324
Yeah, l remember one time,
we got our shower curtains,
544
00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:54,629
put them in shopping carts
and went shopping cart sailing.
545
00:26:54,804 --> 00:26:55,930
Wait, how did you steer?
546
00:26:56,105 --> 00:26:58,073
Well, we didn't.
How'd you stop?
547
00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:00,801
You just smashed
into something.
That was the fun part.
548
00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,911
We used to shoot
bottle rockets at each other.
549
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,604
You go for the guy's face
because you wanna blind him.
550
00:27:05,782 --> 00:27:07,443
LENNY: Okay, no,
that's a little much, pal.
551
00:27:07,617 --> 00:27:09,983
No. No, l know.
Kids, don't do that.
552
00:27:10,153 --> 00:27:13,020
You know what, erase, reboot.
553
00:27:13,189 --> 00:27:16,852
Okay. Look, look.
Make a tree fort.
l'll get you started.
554
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,960
Rob lived in one
of those for a year.
555
00:27:19,128 --> 00:27:20,720
Why?
556
00:27:20,897 --> 00:27:22,922
My dad took away
my roller skates.
557
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,431
Uh-oh. Vietnam flashback.
558
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,529
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
559
00:27:28,738 --> 00:27:29,796
What?
What?
560
00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:32,305
LENNY: Whoa!
MARCUS: Nice.
561
00:27:32,475 --> 00:27:34,602
Rope on a tree, baby.
You know what that means.
562
00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:36,108
We get to hang ourselves?
563
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,976
You see a rope and a lake and that
doesn't make you wanna go nuts?
564
00:27:40,149 --> 00:27:41,616
lt makes me--
You know what?
565
00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:43,809
You know what,
let me show them.
566
00:27:43,987 --> 00:27:45,113
Lammy, yeah.
Yeah, baby.
567
00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:46,687
Dude, get up on the top rock.
568
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:47,880
Yeah, you're right.
569
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:50,651
You gotta back it up,
back it up. Go, baby.
570
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:53,159
The class
is in session.
571
00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:55,320
Who wants to see
a double flip?
572
00:27:55,498 --> 00:27:57,466
Whee! Too high.
573
00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,567
Now drop.
This was a mistake.
574
00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:01,894
l can't let go, l'm too scared.
575
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,800
[SCREAMS]
576
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,463
ALL:
Oh!
577
00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:08,235
Oh! Oh!
578
00:28:10,046 --> 00:28:12,207
That was awesome.
579
00:28:12,382 --> 00:28:15,476
Oh, God. Oh, God,
my leg's snapped.
580
00:28:15,651 --> 00:28:17,983
Oh, my God, the bone's
sticking out. l need help.
581
00:28:18,454 --> 00:28:21,890
lt's a stick. l got you.
582
00:28:23,459 --> 00:28:24,551
Very good.
583
00:28:24,727 --> 00:28:26,991
Daddy, that bird is hurt.
584
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,755
[CHlRPS]
585
00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:31,695
Oh, my God. l'll go get a shoebox.
586
00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:34,393
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here you go.
587
00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:36,470
Hey, did you really land
on that bird, man?
588
00:28:36,639 --> 00:28:38,163
Um, l'm not sure.
589
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:42,243
l did hear a chirp
and a crunch-like noise,
but that could've been anything.
590
00:28:42,812 --> 00:28:44,013
Okay.
591
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,345
[THE ROMANTlCS'
''A NlGHT LlKE THlS'' PLAYlNG]
592
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,246
LENNY:
Keith. Sit down. Sit down.
593
00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:50,750
DONNA:
Dad, l wanna sit next to you.
594
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,684
Daddy's gonna be down here with
his friends first and then--
595
00:28:53,856 --> 00:28:57,724
Lenny, remember we used
to come here late night
after we got wasted?
596
00:28:57,894 --> 00:28:59,361
Shh.
597
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,587
What's ''wasted''?
598
00:29:01,097 --> 00:29:02,359
Nice one, Higgie.
599
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,228
''Wasted,'' uh, kids,
600
00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:08,097
is something that happens
601
00:29:08,271 --> 00:29:10,296
when you have a hankering
for ice cream.
602
00:29:10,473 --> 00:29:12,168
l wanna get wasted.
l wanna get wasted.
603
00:29:12,341 --> 00:29:13,706
l wanna get wasted
every day.
604
00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:15,867
l wanna get
chocolate wasted.
605
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,377
No, you don't need
to get wasted, it's okay.
606
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,108
All right, you know what,
let me make this easy.
607
00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:24,617
Seventeen burgers
and 1 7 fries, okay?
608
00:29:24,787 --> 00:29:28,587
And that'll be just for me.
What are you guys having?
609
00:29:29,492 --> 00:29:30,516
LENNY:
Lamonsoff.
610
00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:31,819
ERlC:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
611
00:29:31,994 --> 00:29:33,985
That's for everybody.
Just put it on that.
612
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:35,494
Oh, you don't
have to do that.
613
00:29:35,665 --> 00:29:37,428
l am not gonna have
any hamburgers.
614
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,501
l'll take some meat loaf,
some calzones,
615
00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:43,571
but put the marinara sauce
on the side.
616
00:29:43,739 --> 00:29:46,640
With corn, either on the cob
or whatever you got.
617
00:29:46,809 --> 00:29:49,141
Are you going to the electric chair?
What?
618
00:29:49,312 --> 00:29:51,280
No, he was just kidding,
Henry Vlll.
619
00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:56,246
She's eating for two:
her and Toe-bo Cop.
620
00:29:56,786 --> 00:29:59,846
But, Mama, they do have
bunion rings if you want some.
621
00:30:00,022 --> 00:30:01,421
That was good, Lenny.
622
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:02,853
How about some drinks?
623
00:30:03,025 --> 00:30:05,459
l said l'm paying,
so take it easy with that, okay?
624
00:30:05,628 --> 00:30:08,495
l'm kidding, everybody. l'm kidding.
We can drink all we want.
625
00:30:08,664 --> 00:30:10,529
l'll start it off.
l'm gonna have a Coke.
626
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:15,000
And l know Donna,
she's gonna want a Sprite,
correct, sweetie? And, uh...
627
00:30:15,938 --> 00:30:17,496
Bean's good with milk, obviously.
628
00:30:17,907 --> 00:30:20,000
l want cookies.
629
00:30:20,176 --> 00:30:21,507
Mmm, cookies and MlLF.
630
00:30:21,677 --> 00:30:23,542
MlLF? Oh, Higgins,
thank you so much.
631
00:30:23,713 --> 00:30:26,546
Take it easy, all right?
Hey, tuck it away, sweetie.
632
00:30:26,716 --> 00:30:28,707
And l'll take a flat water. Voss.
633
00:30:29,318 --> 00:30:30,342
What?
634
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,886
You know, Voss.
Or Fiji, if you don't have Voss.
635
00:30:33,055 --> 00:30:35,114
Yeah, you know,
anything you got's good.
636
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,553
We have out of the faucet.
637
00:30:36,726 --> 00:30:38,023
Like, from a hose?
638
00:30:38,194 --> 00:30:39,218
Tap water.
639
00:30:39,395 --> 00:30:40,623
What country's that from?
640
00:30:40,796 --> 00:30:44,288
Oh, my God. Just get the water.
We're done talking about water.
Tap water.
641
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,900
l go get the Voss from the b--
642
00:30:46,068 --> 00:30:49,799
You just sit down, Rita.
Just study a menu.
The big test is coming.
643
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,975
[SPEAKlNG lN CHlNESE]
644
00:30:56,512 --> 00:30:57,638
[SPEAKS lN CHlNESE]
645
00:30:57,813 --> 00:30:59,007
l'm sorry, what now?
646
00:30:59,182 --> 00:31:01,650
He says they have
the best burger in town here.
647
00:31:02,051 --> 00:31:05,248
Really? Since when did you
learn to speak Chinese?
648
00:31:05,421 --> 00:31:07,981
lt's just something l picked up
watching a cooking show.
649
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:11,888
That's great. Maybe you should
focus a little less on the talking
650
00:31:12,061 --> 00:31:13,756
and a little more on the cooking.
651
00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:15,591
MARCUS:
Burn.
652
00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:17,892
You got told.
653
00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:19,892
You got toe.
654
00:31:21,571 --> 00:31:22,663
He comes back.
655
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:26,036
Mommy, can l have
some of her milk?
656
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,237
There he is.
657
00:31:28,444 --> 00:31:29,741
Joe Hollywood.
658
00:31:30,479 --> 00:31:32,845
Who's that? Dickie Bailey?
659
00:31:33,015 --> 00:31:34,175
Oh, my God.
660
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,183
Hey, long time no see.
How you doing, man?
661
00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:39,617
You know, that game
had some bad calls.
662
00:31:40,022 --> 00:31:42,684
Now, what game are we
talking about? The game?
663
00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:45,452
What, when we were kids
30 years ago, that game?
664
00:31:45,628 --> 00:31:47,459
That last shot?
665
00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:50,360
Your foot was on the line.
Shouldn't have counted.
666
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,764
Wow. l don't know.
l don't remember it quite like that.
667
00:31:53,936 --> 00:31:57,099
You got the rest
of the Fugly Five over there, huh?
668
00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,341
Yes. Yes. They are.
The boys are here.
669
00:31:59,508 --> 00:32:00,532
Boys?
670
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:03,838
They don't look like they can make it
up and down the court anymore.
671
00:32:04,013 --> 00:32:06,208
What about you?
You put on a few pounds?
672
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,906
From when l was 1 2?
673
00:32:08,084 --> 00:32:10,018
Yes, l think so.
674
00:32:10,186 --> 00:32:12,586
You don't know how
to come at me, do you?
675
00:32:12,755 --> 00:32:13,779
Rematch. l dare you.
676
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,518
Wow.
677
00:32:16,692 --> 00:32:19,957
ln basketball? You don't look like
you're in the greatest shape either.
678
00:32:20,129 --> 00:32:23,394
l could see having
a getting-off-the-couch contest, but--
679
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,658
Anytime, anywhere.
680
00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:27,234
l was just kidding.
l really don't wanna do that.
681
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:31,396
Next time you come to town,
l'll have plenty of that Boss
water for your kid.
682
00:32:31,974 --> 00:32:34,135
All right.
Wouldn't want him to go thirsty.
683
00:32:34,310 --> 00:32:38,770
All right, well, just for the record,
it's Voss water, by the way, with a V.
684
00:32:38,948 --> 00:32:40,347
Ooh.
685
00:32:40,516 --> 00:32:41,574
Okay.
686
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,151
[THE DEL FUEGOS'
''l STlLL WANT YOU'' PLAYlNG]
687
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,448
Gonna be an emotional
day tomorrow, spreading
the Buzzer's ashes.
688
00:32:47,623 --> 00:32:48,647
Oh, my God.
689
00:32:48,824 --> 00:32:52,055
The coach requested
that we scatter his remains
on Mclntyre lsland.
690
00:32:52,228 --> 00:32:53,855
l got a beautiful ceremony planned.
691
00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:56,828
Lenny, you gonna be able to do that?
What time do you leave?
692
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:59,734
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, leave?
693
00:32:59,902 --> 00:33:03,463
l forgot to tell you, fellas.
We gotta take off in the morning.
694
00:33:03,639 --> 00:33:05,573
You're leaving?
You can't leave.
695
00:33:05,741 --> 00:33:08,710
We got the ceremony tomorrow.
Lenny's just playing, everybody.
696
00:33:08,878 --> 00:33:09,970
No, he's not.
697
00:33:10,146 --> 00:33:11,306
Are you joking?
698
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,348
l wanna be there. l mean,
we all wanna be there.
We gotta go to Milan.
699
00:33:15,518 --> 00:33:18,146
Milan, what? ltaly?
What's in Milan?
700
00:33:18,721 --> 00:33:21,349
lt's pretty cool. Roxanne's
got her fall line coming out.
701
00:33:21,524 --> 00:33:24,982
Fashion week.
Three nights at the Four Seasons.
702
00:33:25,161 --> 00:33:26,822
Eggs Benedict by the pool,
703
00:33:26,996 --> 00:33:29,123
PlayStation 3 in every room,
704
00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:31,823
and they show boobies
on ltalian TV.
705
00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:33,025
[CHUCKLES]
706
00:33:33,202 --> 00:33:34,692
l'm going to ltaly.
707
00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:39,566
No, we all-- l didn't tell you guys,
we're probably gonna go to ltaly as a--
708
00:33:39,742 --> 00:33:41,209
Thanks for ruining the surprise.
709
00:33:41,711 --> 00:33:43,804
Lenny, it's not gonna
be the same without you.
710
00:33:43,979 --> 00:33:45,003
Yeah, come on.
711
00:33:45,181 --> 00:33:48,309
Roxanne was cool enough to let us
come tonight. This is a big deal.
712
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:51,078
Can't Roxanne go without you
and you can meet her there?
713
00:33:51,253 --> 00:33:55,417
No, we are a team, me and my lady,
and we do everything together.
714
00:33:55,591 --> 00:33:59,152
Last year, we had to skip
Becky's school play for Milan.
715
00:33:59,729 --> 00:34:01,492
Roxanne.
716
00:34:01,864 --> 00:34:03,297
Roxanne.
717
00:34:05,201 --> 00:34:07,829
l thought we were
gonna get wasted.
718
00:34:08,537 --> 00:34:11,097
Sweetie. What was l supposed
to do, lie to them?
719
00:34:11,273 --> 00:34:14,208
RO XANNE:
lt's not what you said.
lt's how you said it.
720
00:34:14,377 --> 00:34:18,814
l am not some insensitive
work-crazy dragon lady.
721
00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:21,745
And l'm not gonna let you
depict me as one.
722
00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:23,908
We are skipping the dinner
in Milan,
723
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,485
spreading the ashes,
724
00:34:25,654 --> 00:34:28,054
and we're leaving first thing
Sunday morning.
725
00:34:32,328 --> 00:34:33,129
[DOG RASPlNG]
726
00:34:33,129 --> 00:34:34,096
[DOG RASPlNG]
727
00:34:36,198 --> 00:34:40,498
LENNY:
Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning.
Can you kill the dog now?
728
00:34:40,736 --> 00:34:42,067
ERlC:
Thinking about it.
729
00:34:42,838 --> 00:34:45,864
Go ahead.
Birdy coming through, everybody.
730
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:47,099
Hey, morning.
731
00:34:47,276 --> 00:34:49,267
Morning.
Take it right over to the table.
732
00:34:49,445 --> 00:34:51,413
How we doing?
Something stinks in here.
733
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,912
ROB: Gloria and l are making
breakfast for everybody.
734
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:58,076
Using a dehydrator, which never
cooks anything above 1 1 5 degrees.
735
00:34:58,254 --> 00:35:00,279
Those are pancakes?
Ocean pancakes.
736
00:35:00,456 --> 00:35:03,619
They're gray. They look like you
cut them off an elephant's legs.
737
00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:06,091
l'm not eating that.
lt's good for you.
738
00:35:06,262 --> 00:35:08,127
What is this?
''What is this?''
739
00:35:08,297 --> 00:35:09,491
A scab?
740
00:35:09,665 --> 00:35:10,927
lt's dehydrated banana.
741
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,796
What happened to a normal banana?
Peel a banana and eat it.
742
00:35:13,969 --> 00:35:16,665
The kids'll love it. lt's fun, man.
lt doesn't go bad.
743
00:35:16,839 --> 00:35:18,739
You slice it thin--
l see what you do.
744
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,569
Maybe you're right.
This is good.
745
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,802
ls that what it's meant for?
You could.
746
00:35:22,978 --> 00:35:26,778
Well, l'd rather be hit by
dehydrated fruit than processed--
747
00:35:26,949 --> 00:35:27,973
Processed food.
748
00:35:28,150 --> 00:35:31,017
l'm just kidding around.
You think you can just slap people.
749
00:35:31,187 --> 00:35:34,179
l don't think that.
Don't say that. Come on.
750
00:35:34,356 --> 00:35:35,618
RO XANNE:
Morning.
751
00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:37,918
Honey, how is the birdy?
752
00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:39,287
Ooh-la-la.
753
00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:41,862
Those are the Christian
Louboutin shoes.
754
00:35:42,031 --> 00:35:43,157
l know l'm overdressed.
755
00:35:43,332 --> 00:35:47,359
But, sorry, l packed
for Milan, not the lake.
756
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,802
Made from acorns.
757
00:35:49,972 --> 00:35:53,305
So, dude, l'm not eating any of this.
You got any normal food? Cereal?
758
00:35:53,476 --> 00:35:56,274
Would you like me to make you
egg-white frittata, Mr. Feder?
759
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:57,844
Uh, oh...
760
00:35:58,013 --> 00:36:00,641
l mean, is that
what you're doing in
science class now?
761
00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:02,640
Making frittatas?
762
00:36:02,818 --> 00:36:05,685
No. We're okay.
You can go practice that
in your room, though.
763
00:36:05,855 --> 00:36:08,119
l know you got
the big test coming.
764
00:36:09,358 --> 00:36:11,724
You know, honey, l think
you're overwhelming Lenny.
765
00:36:11,894 --> 00:36:14,362
Here, l got
a present for you.
766
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,226
Bacon.
767
00:36:16,398 --> 00:36:18,229
Knock yourself out.
Bacon. Hey.
768
00:36:18,701 --> 00:36:19,725
She gets it.
769
00:36:19,902 --> 00:36:22,302
She gets it. She gets it.
Hey, she gets it.
770
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:24,701
Thank God she gets it.
771
00:36:24,874 --> 00:36:26,341
LENNY:
All right, so...
772
00:36:26,509 --> 00:36:28,136
Hey, what are you doing?
773
00:36:28,878 --> 00:36:29,902
Cooking the bacon.
774
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:33,537
ROB:
Not in here. That's dead animal flesh.
lt's not going near the vegan food.
775
00:36:33,716 --> 00:36:34,808
Murderer.
776
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,475
Fine. What do l do
with it? Oh, l know.
777
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,314
l'm sorry, buddy.
l'm sorry.
778
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:41,456
[FARTS]
779
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:46,284
Curly. Shame on you.
780
00:36:46,462 --> 00:36:47,952
That crazy dog.
781
00:36:48,130 --> 00:36:51,327
Must have got into some
of my leftover pasta fasul.
782
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,162
Yeah, Mama, l'm sure
that's exactly what happened.
783
00:36:54,336 --> 00:36:55,496
MAMA:
lt did.
784
00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:57,263
We should get a dog.
785
00:36:57,439 --> 00:37:00,772
Heh. We should get
a water buffalo. Whoo!
786
00:37:00,943 --> 00:37:02,137
[KlDS LAUGHlNG]
787
00:37:02,311 --> 00:37:03,608
Higgins, what are you doing?
788
00:37:03,779 --> 00:37:07,613
MARCUS: l don't wear pants
at my house, l'm not wearing
them in your house. Sorry.
789
00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:11,053
That was a man's ass?
790
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,815
All right.
791
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:16,280
[ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG]
792
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,255
Yeah.
793
00:37:19,361 --> 00:37:21,522
Let's see this. Look at that.
794
00:37:22,765 --> 00:37:25,165
Ooh. Ooh.
795
00:37:27,903 --> 00:37:29,370
That's it, buddy.
796
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,165
Okay, throw the rock.
797
00:37:32,141 --> 00:37:33,574
Skim it.
798
00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:35,772
Throw it at a tree.
799
00:37:36,211 --> 00:37:38,202
Throw it at the lake.
800
00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:41,048
Throw it at your brother.
801
00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:42,444
Hit your head with it.
802
00:37:42,952 --> 00:37:44,317
Just do something.
803
00:37:44,486 --> 00:37:45,783
[¶¶¶]
804
00:37:45,955 --> 00:37:47,286
[SlGHS]
805
00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:48,923
Come on.
806
00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:53,284
What are you doing dressed
like that? You hanging out
with Jiminy Cricket?
807
00:37:53,696 --> 00:37:55,926
We were supposed to be going
to Milan, remember?
808
00:37:56,098 --> 00:37:57,463
That's what l packed for.
809
00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:58,895
Just cut those into shorts.
810
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,263
We'll play some hoop later.
Pass, dude.
811
00:38:01,437 --> 00:38:03,837
You don't want revenge
for the time l whupped you?
812
00:38:04,006 --> 00:38:05,473
That was four years ago, homey.
813
00:38:05,641 --> 00:38:09,338
All l want is to fly to Milan
and have some fresh-made gelato.
814
00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:10,535
Ouch.
815
00:38:10,713 --> 00:38:13,238
Wow. What would your father
have done on that one?
816
00:38:13,415 --> 00:38:16,179
That one would've been
a backhand to the side
of the head
817
00:38:16,352 --> 00:38:18,149
and possible bleeding
from the ear.
818
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,778
My father would've thrown
me down the stairs for
using the word ''gelato.''
819
00:38:22,524 --> 00:38:25,186
Ah, you got the new Foreman.
LENNY: Yeah.
820
00:38:25,361 --> 00:38:28,421
Hilliard was trying to make me
some tofu Grape-Nuts in there.
821
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:29,655
LENNY:
Try it out.
822
00:38:29,832 --> 00:38:31,959
You cleaned this?
Yeah, l cleaned this thing.
823
00:38:32,134 --> 00:38:33,226
Take it.
Thanks a lot.
824
00:38:33,402 --> 00:38:35,370
LENNY: By the way,
Mclntyre lsland ain't close.
825
00:38:35,537 --> 00:38:37,971
Eat as much as you can,
we got a big row ahead of us.
826
00:38:39,308 --> 00:38:41,003
You didn't clean that well.
827
00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:44,845
Come on, man. What are you
doing to me? Seriously.
828
00:38:45,014 --> 00:38:48,347
You don't want your breath to smell
like your grandmother's closet?
829
00:38:49,885 --> 00:38:53,912
[BOB SEGER & THE SlLVER
BULLET BAND'S ''ROCK AND ROLL
NEVER FORGETS'' PLAYlNG]
830
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,422
LENNY:
Slow down for Robbie, guys.
831
00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:02,825
ROB:
You're gonna lap me.
832
00:39:03,766 --> 00:39:06,462
Beautiful. You gotta respect
going to Mclntyre lsland.
833
00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,296
Haven't done that since we're 1 2.
834
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:10,131
MARCUS:
Got my first boob there.
835
00:39:10,305 --> 00:39:12,569
l know. Tracy Thornhill.
MARCUS: Tracy Thorn--
836
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,368
Yes.
LENNY: Absolutely.
837
00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:16,033
A little flat,
but l was a fan.
838
00:39:16,211 --> 00:39:19,044
All right, Higgins. ls that all
you think about is chicks?
839
00:39:19,214 --> 00:39:21,614
LENNY: We got daughters.
That's all you guys think about.
840
00:39:21,784 --> 00:39:25,015
Difference is, l can do something.
Not true. All right, that's true.
841
00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:27,212
You wanna know
what l fantasize about?
842
00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:28,413
Candy bars.
843
00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:29,614
KURT:
Candy bars?
844
00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:33,159
No, l had a bad blood-sugar
test at my last checkup
and Sally cut me off.
845
00:39:33,328 --> 00:39:35,319
You're a grown man,
how do you deal with that?
846
00:39:35,497 --> 00:39:38,091
Oh, l got my own hidden stash,
l'm not stupid.
847
00:39:38,267 --> 00:39:39,529
Seriously, l got it all.
848
00:39:39,702 --> 00:39:41,932
l got Reese's, Butterfingers,
3 Musketeers.
849
00:39:42,104 --> 00:39:46,006
l hide them under my clothes
in the bottom of the hamper.
850
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:49,702
lt's great because the smell
in my sweat socks mask
the chocolate smell.
851
00:39:49,878 --> 00:39:52,608
And the looks of your underwear
masks the chocolate stains.
852
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:55,341
Hey, hey, hey, hang on, guys.
l gotta make a sissy.
853
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:57,178
No, no, no.
l gotta make a sissy.
854
00:39:57,352 --> 00:39:58,717
You made three already.
855
00:39:59,121 --> 00:40:01,089
lt must be just oozing out
at this point.
856
00:40:01,256 --> 00:40:02,917
Shut up, l'm trying to concentrate.
857
00:40:03,092 --> 00:40:05,185
lt's taking a piss, not the SATs.
858
00:40:06,462 --> 00:40:08,453
[URlNATlNG lNTERMlTTENTLY]
859
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:16,099
Are you peeing or is a diesel truck
turning off? What the hell is that?
860
00:40:16,839 --> 00:40:18,568
MARCUS:
Listen to hamper bottom.
861
00:40:18,741 --> 00:40:21,107
l think he's sending a message
in Morse code.
862
00:40:21,376 --> 00:40:23,241
Getting old. Stop.
863
00:40:23,412 --> 00:40:25,209
Can't pee. Stop.
864
00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:27,106
Reeks like asparagus. Stop.
865
00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:29,375
Even though l didn't even
have any. Stop.
866
00:40:29,551 --> 00:40:31,951
The good news is these girls
are gonna say hi to it.
867
00:40:32,988 --> 00:40:34,979
LENNY: What's up, ladies?
ROB: Hey, girls.
868
00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,451
GlRL 1 : That is so gross-looking.
GlRL 2: Did you see that?
869
00:40:38,627 --> 00:40:41,721
They don't all look like that, ladies.
You gave that thing 300 pounds--
870
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:43,797
Aah! Come on.
871
00:40:43,966 --> 00:40:47,959
[TRlUMPH'S ''LAY lT ON THE LlNE''
PLAYlNG OVER RADlO]
872
00:40:48,804 --> 00:40:50,396
LENNY:
Sick mix tape you made, Robbie.
873
00:40:50,572 --> 00:40:51,596
ERlC:
Oh, yeah.
874
00:40:51,774 --> 00:40:54,504
Hey, guys, l brought
something too.
875
00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:56,769
Get out of here.
lt's the net, yeah.
876
00:40:56,945 --> 00:40:58,344
Championship game.
877
00:40:58,514 --> 00:41:00,982
Let me see that.
l thought the coach should have it.
878
00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:03,584
Robbie, you gotta put this
on the urn, buddy.
879
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:04,810
ERlC:
That's cool.
880
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,545
LENNY: ''Your foot was on the line.''
MARCUS: Ugh. Bailey.
881
00:41:07,723 --> 00:41:11,318
What do you think the coach
would've said if he heard
that trash-talking?
882
00:41:11,493 --> 00:41:13,358
He'd kick our ass
for not kicking his.
883
00:41:13,529 --> 00:41:15,292
Yeah.
Or we do it the old-school way.
884
00:41:15,464 --> 00:41:17,830
Have Eric beat his ass for us.
l know, we should.
885
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,936
No, no, no. l got about
eight seconds of fighting,
total, left in my life.
886
00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:24,072
And l'm saving that in case
l get mugged,
887
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,140
or, you know, someone cuts
in front of me at Burger King.
888
00:41:27,309 --> 00:41:30,608
LENNY: That's my hamper bottom.
We can't delay it anymore, guys.
889
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:33,873
He just bit his chicken. All right.
Are we going? Okay.
890
00:41:34,049 --> 00:41:35,414
KURT:
Let's do it.
891
00:41:35,584 --> 00:41:38,553
You know, l think the coach
is here with us.
892
00:41:39,188 --> 00:41:42,680
l think he's proud to be here
with us in ash form.
893
00:41:42,858 --> 00:41:45,588
Right here on this island,
where we hid from our parents
894
00:41:45,761 --> 00:41:48,229
and where we're hiding
from our wives and children.
895
00:41:48,397 --> 00:41:49,455
Yes, we are.
896
00:41:53,001 --> 00:41:54,161
Goodbye to you,
897
00:41:55,103 --> 00:41:56,331
friend...
898
00:41:59,107 --> 00:42:00,972
wise-advice giver...
899
00:42:07,115 --> 00:42:09,083
buzzer-noise maker.
900
00:42:13,589 --> 00:42:15,420
[SOBBlNG]
901
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,391
Rob, come on.
902
00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:19,959
l really messed up
my marriages.
903
00:42:20,295 --> 00:42:21,523
All of them.
904
00:42:21,697 --> 00:42:23,392
lt was my fault, man.
905
00:42:23,632 --> 00:42:25,156
l just couldn't hang on.
906
00:42:25,801 --> 00:42:28,167
You know,
my own daughters,
907
00:42:28,604 --> 00:42:30,868
l don't even
hardly know them.
908
00:42:31,273 --> 00:42:33,503
The Buzzer would be ashamed of me.
LENNY: No.
909
00:42:33,675 --> 00:42:34,699
Come on, now.
910
00:42:34,877 --> 00:42:37,277
You got time to patch things up
with your daughters.
911
00:42:37,446 --> 00:42:39,676
You just call them
when you get back.
912
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:43,375
Actually, they're gonna be here
in about 20 minutes.
913
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,285
Wait, what?
914
00:42:46,455 --> 00:42:47,888
l can use a piece of chicken.
915
00:42:48,423 --> 00:42:50,687
LENNY:
No, not with those hands.
Coach hands. All right.
916
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,053
Finish the bucket.
917
00:42:52,227 --> 00:42:55,594
Actually, l'm still gonna eat it.
This is pretty sick, but l'm hungry.
918
00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:58,433
PLAYlNG OVER RADlO]
919
00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:00,367
PLAYlNG OVER RADlO]
920
00:43:02,905 --> 00:43:04,395
LENNY:
Lamonsoff.
921
00:43:05,507 --> 00:43:07,941
Go, old bucket.
Drop it.
922
00:43:11,313 --> 00:43:13,304
[CAR APPROACHlNG]
923
00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:26,525
Piece of crap car.
924
00:43:27,329 --> 00:43:28,796
What?
925
00:43:29,564 --> 00:43:30,622
Hey, Dad.
926
00:43:31,767 --> 00:43:33,291
ALL:
Me?
927
00:43:35,671 --> 00:43:37,002
What?
928
00:43:37,172 --> 00:43:39,299
KURT: How do you get that
Hey.
929
00:43:39,474 --> 00:43:40,668
from that?
930
00:43:41,176 --> 00:43:43,804
Ninety-five percent of that's
gotta be from the mother.
931
00:43:43,979 --> 00:43:45,571
And l am lowballing.
932
00:43:45,747 --> 00:43:46,975
Hey, Jasmine.
933
00:43:47,182 --> 00:43:48,809
ERlC:
How is that possible?
934
00:43:48,984 --> 00:43:51,077
MARCUS:
Oh, no. The Elvis hairs
are going up her nose.
935
00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:52,811
She doesn't know what to do.
936
00:43:52,988 --> 00:43:54,012
That's sweet.
937
00:43:54,189 --> 00:43:55,486
ls this your car?
938
00:43:56,058 --> 00:43:58,424
My old man lent me this turd.
939
00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,987
Because he doesn't care
if l break down in the
middle of nowhere
940
00:44:02,164 --> 00:44:03,791
and get eaten by a bear.
941
00:44:03,966 --> 00:44:05,263
Your old man?
942
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:08,198
Yeah, my boyfriend.
Forty-seven years old.
943
00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,531
You know, l wish l liked
guys my own age,
944
00:44:10,706 --> 00:44:13,766
but l'm just chasing the dad
that ran out on me.
945
00:44:26,855 --> 00:44:28,755
Hoochie mama.
946
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,619
What does
that mean?
947
00:44:32,094 --> 00:44:34,688
l don't know, but it feels right.
948
00:44:40,502 --> 00:44:43,733
Mmm. l hope that car
never gets fixed.
949
00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:46,066
MARCUS:
l don't think it will.
950
00:44:46,241 --> 00:44:47,640
l took the spark plugs out.
951
00:44:47,809 --> 00:44:49,003
Nice.
952
00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:54,777
We're all looking
at the same time.
Let's at least take shifts.
953
00:44:54,950 --> 00:44:56,713
Lamonsoff, you and me
look at the tree.
954
00:44:56,885 --> 00:44:59,445
McKenzie, we're gonna look
at her butt for a little bit.
955
00:44:59,621 --> 00:45:01,452
All right. Good plan.
956
00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:03,917
And, shift.
957
00:45:06,528 --> 00:45:07,654
Shift.
Shift.
958
00:45:08,864 --> 00:45:10,798
Shift.
959
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:12,962
Shift.
Shift.
960
00:45:13,435 --> 00:45:14,732
LENNY:
And shift.
961
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,468
What are we doing?
962
00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:20,069
Wait, are we all looking
at the tree right now?
963
00:45:20,275 --> 00:45:22,038
Yeah. Let's go back
to the ass.
964
00:45:22,444 --> 00:45:24,878
Hey, Jasmine.
This is Gloria.
965
00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:27,106
Gloria, this is Jasmine.
966
00:45:27,282 --> 00:45:28,749
Hi.
967
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:33,087
Oh, look, here comes
Grandma Gloria to the rescue.
968
00:45:33,255 --> 00:45:35,280
Let me take a look.
969
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,516
Oh, honey.
970
00:45:38,693 --> 00:45:41,457
You've blown your gasket.
971
00:45:42,297 --> 00:45:45,460
[''ESCAPE (THE PlÑA COLADA
SONG )'' PLAYlNG]
972
00:45:59,481 --> 00:46:02,075
No good.
Wow.
973
00:46:02,951 --> 00:46:05,153
LENNY:
That was rough.
974
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,745
ERlC:
lf you guys thought seeing
them at the car was gross,
975
00:46:07,923 --> 00:46:10,050
you should have heard
that waterbed action.
976
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,750
Sounded like two grizzlies
fighting over a salmon.
977
00:46:12,928 --> 00:46:15,726
There was a lot happening.
At least he's getting something.
978
00:46:15,897 --> 00:46:18,627
l've been shut out since Deanne
found out she was pregnant.
979
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,824
That'll happen.
980
00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:21,434
MARCUS:
You have sex when they're pregnant?
981
00:46:21,603 --> 00:46:23,468
Does that hurt the baby?
McKenzie can.
982
00:46:23,638 --> 00:46:25,629
The baby thinks
he's getting
a Tootsie Roll.
983
00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:28,139
That's good.
Snickers. Snickers.
984
00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:29,971
A little bigger.
A little bigger.
985
00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:33,808
l got lucky on Saint Paddy's Day,
but she was half-asleep.
986
00:46:33,982 --> 00:46:35,882
And by half-asleep,
l mean she was asleep.
987
00:46:36,051 --> 00:46:37,518
Yeah, she was out. Yeah.
988
00:46:37,686 --> 00:46:38,948
LENNY:
You're allowed to do that.
989
00:46:39,121 --> 00:46:40,782
ERlC:
She'd rather not be awake.
990
00:46:40,956 --> 00:46:42,480
Hey, how'd it go
with the daughter?
991
00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:44,682
Awkward.
992
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:49,962
l guess the first 20 years
of a kid's life is more
important than l realized.
993
00:46:50,232 --> 00:46:52,427
Yeah. lt's always the kids who pay.
994
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:53,966
Kids pay.
995
00:46:54,136 --> 00:46:55,501
They pay.
They pay.
996
00:46:55,670 --> 00:46:57,934
They always pay.
But they pay with maize.
997
00:46:58,106 --> 00:46:59,630
Was good hanging with you guys.
998
00:46:59,808 --> 00:47:02,242
No, no, no. We're catching up.
Come on, man.
999
00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:05,504
l'm glad my family turmoil can
provide entertainment for you guys.
1000
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,615
Let's cheer him up.
How did we cheer Robbie
up in the old days?
1001
00:47:08,783 --> 00:47:10,683
A little arrow roulette?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1002
00:47:10,852 --> 00:47:12,683
Arrow roulette.
Did we really do that?
1003
00:47:12,854 --> 00:47:14,788
Single stupidest thing we ever did.
1004
00:47:14,956 --> 00:47:15,980
lt was the craziest.
1005
00:47:16,158 --> 00:47:17,523
Moronic.
Asinine.
1006
00:47:19,027 --> 00:47:22,053
All right, fellas.
l can't believe we're doing this.
1007
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:25,199
How do we always let Lenny
talk us into the stupidest stuff?
1008
00:47:25,367 --> 00:47:28,131
Remember, whoever stays
in the circle the longest wins.
1009
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,635
l don't like that part.
Whoever stays longest.
1010
00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:33,899
Okay, guys, here we go.
And a one. And a two...
1011
00:47:34,075 --> 00:47:35,508
Why are we doing this?
1012
00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:37,777
LENNY:
Go.
1013
00:47:38,847 --> 00:47:40,144
Hold.
1014
00:47:41,516 --> 00:47:43,177
l don't see it.
Where is it?
1015
00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:44,909
l lost it in the sun.
l lose.
1016
00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:47,316
[ALL YELLlNG]
1017
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:51,016
[AClDC'S ''WALK ALL OVER YOU''
PLAYlNG]
1018
00:47:51,893 --> 00:47:54,088
[lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]
1019
00:48:14,549 --> 00:48:15,811
[YELLS]
1020
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:18,543
[RASPlNG]
1021
00:48:20,956 --> 00:48:23,891
Curly.
1022
00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:45,573
l am the champion.
1023
00:48:45,747 --> 00:48:48,375
l beat all you pansies.
Ha-ha-ha!
1024
00:48:51,019 --> 00:48:53,317
[SCREAMlNG]
1025
00:48:57,392 --> 00:49:00,259
Go, go. Come on, come on,
come on. Hurry up.
1026
00:49:00,428 --> 00:49:02,419
Oh, you're moving it.
You're shaking it.
1027
00:49:02,597 --> 00:49:03,655
My hammy.
1028
00:49:03,832 --> 00:49:06,392
You complaining about your hammy?
l got an arrow in my foot.
1029
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,058
Easy, easy.
Stay calm.
1030
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:09,430
What's going on?
1031
00:49:09,604 --> 00:49:12,266
Rob got attacked by an lndian.
Yeah, but he got away.
1032
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,271
What?
He got attacked by an lndian?
1033
00:49:14,442 --> 00:49:17,809
Daddy, what happened?
Amber. l'm glad you got here.
1034
00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:19,571
This is my daughter Amber,
everybody.
1035
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,511
[''ESCAPE (THE PlÑA COLADA
SONG )'' PLAYlNG]
1036
00:49:21,683 --> 00:49:22,911
You got
another one?
1037
00:49:23,084 --> 00:49:25,575
Dude, high five.
No, no high five, my wife's coming.
1038
00:49:27,022 --> 00:49:29,957
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
God, you made me look at this.
1039
00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:31,752
Aah! This is killing me.
1040
00:49:31,926 --> 00:49:34,258
Bridget, come down here.
Daddy's hurt.
1041
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,294
You got another one?
Yeah.
1042
00:49:36,798 --> 00:49:38,629
Hey.
1043
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,392
Oh, okay.
ALL: ''Hey.''
1044
00:49:40,568 --> 00:49:41,899
DNA.
1045
00:49:42,070 --> 00:49:44,038
ERlC: Now l get it.
MARCUS: Rob's her mom and dad.
1046
00:49:44,205 --> 00:49:45,297
Now that
makes sense.
1047
00:49:45,473 --> 00:49:48,306
Shut up. Foot, arrow, why?
1048
00:49:48,476 --> 00:49:51,445
l think we gotta pull it through.
Oh, let me do it.
1049
00:49:52,514 --> 00:49:54,004
lt was my idea, l said it first.
1050
00:49:54,182 --> 00:49:56,650
Don't you hog it. Don't you touch him.
KURT: Nobody touch him.
1051
00:49:56,818 --> 00:49:59,810
Shh! Shh!
We're gonna be all right here.
1052
00:49:59,988 --> 00:50:02,786
All we need is a poultice with
some maize that will draw--
1053
00:50:02,957 --> 00:50:04,390
Oh, shut up.
1054
00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:06,550
That poultice shit doesn't work.
1055
00:50:06,728 --> 00:50:08,389
lt never worked. Are you insane?
1056
00:50:08,563 --> 00:50:10,690
Get some alcohol on this bitch.
1057
00:50:10,865 --> 00:50:12,457
You should know plenty
about that.
1058
00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:14,329
You were born
during the Prohibition.
1059
00:50:15,503 --> 00:50:16,595
And there's the snap.
1060
00:50:16,771 --> 00:50:18,966
That was bigger than l thought
it was gonna be. Wow.
1061
00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:20,675
Snap, crackle
and pop.
1062
00:50:22,143 --> 00:50:24,407
Abnormal origin.
Pancreas. Abnormal--
1063
00:50:24,579 --> 00:50:27,173
Such a mess.
Such a mess.
l can not--
1064
00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:33,245
Excuse me? Princess Rita?
Are you gonna help me?
1065
00:50:33,421 --> 00:50:36,390
No, Mr. Feder said that l must
study for the big final.
1066
00:50:36,558 --> 00:50:37,582
What final?
1067
00:50:37,759 --> 00:50:40,489
You tell me. He just keep
handing me books.
1068
00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:43,222
Never mind. Did you pack
the adapters for ltaly?
1069
00:50:43,398 --> 00:50:44,831
Yes, l did in L.A.
1070
00:50:44,999 --> 00:50:46,330
Great. Just wipe your hands.
1071
00:50:46,501 --> 00:50:49,993
l need you to organize all these
papers in here very neatly, okay?
1072
00:50:50,171 --> 00:50:51,900
They cannot be ruined.
1073
00:50:52,374 --> 00:50:53,773
Hello.
1074
00:50:54,042 --> 00:50:56,567
Hi, this is Roxanne Feder.
l just wanna make sure--
1075
00:50:56,745 --> 00:50:59,873
Mommy. Mommy.
lt came out. lt came out.
1076
00:51:00,048 --> 00:51:01,777
Hold on,
l'm on the phone, okay?
1077
00:51:01,950 --> 00:51:04,043
My tooth. lt fell out.
1078
00:51:04,219 --> 00:51:05,311
That's great, honey.
1079
00:51:05,487 --> 00:51:08,456
Put it under the pillow
and l'll put a dollar in there later.
1080
00:51:08,623 --> 00:51:09,681
What?
1081
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:13,589
Becky, l'm on the phone.
l'll put the dollar under--
1082
00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:17,198
Why would you?
1083
00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:19,390
[¶¶¶]
1084
00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:22,365
There's no Tooth Fairy?
1085
00:51:32,347 --> 00:51:34,747
l can't believe
l just did that.
1086
00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:39,448
RO XANNE:
Oh, Lenny, you should
have seen her little face.
1087
00:51:40,054 --> 00:51:41,646
l don't know what's wrong with me.
1088
00:51:41,823 --> 00:51:45,259
l mean, l try so hard
and l can't seem to get
anything right.
1089
00:51:45,427 --> 00:51:47,588
You made a mistake.
Parents make mistakes.
1090
00:51:47,762 --> 00:51:51,254
Remember the time l told
Greg that babies come
from mommies' poop
1091
00:51:51,433 --> 00:51:54,027
and he kept looking in the toilet
for a baby brother?
1092
00:51:54,202 --> 00:51:56,966
That's not funny.
l'm just saying.
1093
00:51:57,138 --> 00:51:59,436
GREG:
Can you hear me now? Okay.
1094
00:51:59,607 --> 00:52:01,074
l just feel...
1095
00:52:01,242 --> 00:52:03,233
GREG:
What about now?
Now can you hear me?
1096
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:05,504
l feel like l ruined
her childhood.
1097
00:52:06,714 --> 00:52:08,341
She was gonna
find out eventually.
1098
00:52:08,516 --> 00:52:11,178
Eventually, but not today.
1099
00:52:12,353 --> 00:52:14,150
GREG: Can you hear me now?
This is so cool.
1100
00:52:14,322 --> 00:52:17,985
Are you there?
Hey, didn't l say no cell phones?
1101
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,455
l thought we had a deal.
1102
00:52:20,628 --> 00:52:22,493
ANDRE: What?
What's up, Dad?
1103
00:52:23,465 --> 00:52:24,693
Are those cup phones?
1104
00:52:24,866 --> 00:52:26,857
Yeah, Charlotte taught us.
Cool, huh?
1105
00:52:27,035 --> 00:52:28,127
Hey, check out Becky's.
1106
00:52:28,303 --> 00:52:30,863
Look, Dad. l have cup waiting.
1107
00:52:31,039 --> 00:52:33,371
l gotta call you back,
l'm on with SpongeBob.
1108
00:52:33,741 --> 00:52:35,971
[DOG RASPlNG]
1109
00:52:37,345 --> 00:52:38,869
Was that a turkey?
1110
00:52:39,047 --> 00:52:40,309
Yo, Andre, can you hear me?
1111
00:52:40,482 --> 00:52:41,972
ANDRE:
Crystal clear. Can you hear me?
1112
00:52:42,150 --> 00:52:43,640
GREG:
Oh, yeah.
1113
00:52:43,818 --> 00:52:46,286
[KlDS CHATTERlNG]
1114
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,115
[¶¶¶]
1115
00:52:50,225 --> 00:52:53,558
ANDRE: So the best thing
about these is we can leave
a cup in the shower
1116
00:52:53,728 --> 00:52:56,026
and listen to Jasmine
clean herself tomorrow.
1117
00:52:56,197 --> 00:52:57,323
What?
Oh, my God!
1118
00:52:57,499 --> 00:52:59,091
May l borrow this?
1119
00:52:59,267 --> 00:53:00,325
Attention, children.
1120
00:53:00,768 --> 00:53:03,293
Uh, there's been a request
from the phone company.
1121
00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:08,340
Would you please install
cup phones in every adult
bedroom right away?
1122
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,910
Thank you. All right. Go.
Move it, move it, move it.
1123
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:12,569
l said, move it. Move it.
1124
00:53:13,448 --> 00:53:14,574
[FARTS]
1125
00:53:18,086 --> 00:53:19,519
[FARTS]
1126
00:53:30,965 --> 00:53:32,333
Oh...
1127
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,595
[¶¶¶]
1128
00:53:34,769 --> 00:53:38,136
RO XANNE:
Yes, l have always been
the Tooth Fairy.
1129
00:53:38,439 --> 00:53:42,000
No, Bean's mommy
is the Tooth Fairy for his family.
1130
00:53:42,176 --> 00:53:44,337
l just cover our family.
1131
00:53:45,313 --> 00:53:48,339
No, do not tell Bean, okay?
1132
00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:52,976
Becky, l love you
so, so, so much, okay?
1133
00:53:53,321 --> 00:53:55,585
l'm sorry, sweetheart.
1134
00:53:55,757 --> 00:53:58,692
Okay, you're costing me a fortune.
No, you hang up first.
1135
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:01,158
Let's go. This is gonna
be a high cup bill.
1136
00:54:01,329 --> 00:54:04,298
GLORlA:
lt's nice to put maize
on your arrow wound.
1137
00:54:04,465 --> 00:54:06,729
What the hell is that?
ls that Gloria laughing?
1138
00:54:06,935 --> 00:54:09,768
She's still here after he had
a snap on her like that?
1139
00:54:09,938 --> 00:54:13,601
She forgave him right away.
ROB: You are my special lady.
1140
00:54:13,775 --> 00:54:16,141
GLORlA:
And you are my one-footed
maize-covered lover.
1141
00:54:16,578 --> 00:54:18,478
Okay, come on,
we gotta go to sleep.
1142
00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:20,637
We're going to Milan
tomorrow, right? A long flight.
1143
00:54:20,815 --> 00:54:23,340
Wow.
Let's get our rest.
1144
00:54:24,018 --> 00:54:26,009
[DOG RASPlNG]
1145
00:54:26,187 --> 00:54:28,678
BEAN:
Somebody kill that turkey.
1146
00:54:28,856 --> 00:54:30,448
[ROB LAUGHS]
1147
00:54:39,267 --> 00:54:41,633
ls that getting me horny?
1148
00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:43,698
Yes.
1149
00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:47,007
You promise you'll still feed her
after we leave?
1150
00:54:47,175 --> 00:54:48,608
l promise.
1151
00:54:48,776 --> 00:54:50,403
Mommy, that's my milk.
1152
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:53,445
Bean, we have to learn how
to share, even with birds.
1153
00:54:53,615 --> 00:54:56,106
But he's going to drink you dry.
1154
00:54:56,284 --> 00:54:59,276
[REO SPEEDWAGON'S
''TlME FOR ME TO FLY'' PLAYlNG]
1155
00:55:00,622 --> 00:55:02,351
[KlDS LAUGHlNG]
1156
00:55:02,523 --> 00:55:03,888
CHARLOTTE:
This is good.
1157
00:55:13,034 --> 00:55:14,968
l got it three times.
1158
00:55:15,136 --> 00:55:17,297
Donna, you wanna try?
1159
00:55:17,905 --> 00:55:19,964
Sure. But l stink
at sports.
1160
00:55:20,141 --> 00:55:21,836
That's all right. Here.
1161
00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:24,137
Hold it like this.
DONNA: Like this?
1162
00:55:24,312 --> 00:55:27,770
Get down low and throw it,
and let the rock do the magic.
1163
00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,512
Nice.
Oh, l skipped it.
1164
00:55:31,019 --> 00:55:33,613
Good job, Donna.
Bravo.
1165
00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:35,346
Do you know how
to skip rocks?
1166
00:55:35,523 --> 00:55:37,684
Are you kidding me?
l am the best at this.
1167
00:55:38,626 --> 00:55:41,390
Give me that. Now, watch, now.
1168
00:55:44,532 --> 00:55:45,658
[GRUNTS]
1169
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,159
Oh, my God, baby,
are you okay?
1170
00:55:48,336 --> 00:55:52,033
Yeah, Mom, l'm just glad
to see you having some fun.
1171
00:55:52,974 --> 00:55:55,067
l'll take your luggage
to the car, Mr. Feder.
1172
00:55:55,243 --> 00:55:57,143
LENNY:
That's not my luggage,
that's textbooks.
1173
00:55:57,311 --> 00:55:59,438
That's nice of you to
take your own stuff down.
1174
00:55:59,614 --> 00:56:00,638
You're okay. Come on.
1175
00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:02,840
Come on, man.
Already? You're leaving?
1176
00:56:03,017 --> 00:56:04,177
Yes, l gotta go.
1177
00:56:04,352 --> 00:56:06,343
ERlC: Do you need
any help getting to the airport?
1178
00:56:06,521 --> 00:56:07,681
We got a little problem.
1179
00:56:07,855 --> 00:56:09,083
What? What happened?
1180
00:56:09,257 --> 00:56:11,691
l forgot how to skip a rock.
1181
00:56:11,926 --> 00:56:15,555
Now, l think it's gonna take
a couple of days to figure it out.
1182
00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:16,990
So...
1183
00:56:17,432 --> 00:56:19,195
l think we better stay.
1184
00:56:19,367 --> 00:56:20,527
Are you kidding me?
1185
00:56:20,702 --> 00:56:23,330
For reals, Mom?
We're not leaving?
1186
00:56:23,504 --> 00:56:27,497
l don't need to see a bunch
of starving models walking
around in my clothes.
1187
00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:30,007
Yeah, why would you wanna see
models when you can see this?
1188
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:31,509
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
1189
00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:34,375
See? You couldn't get that in Milan.
1190
00:56:34,549 --> 00:56:36,039
[¶¶¶]
1191
00:56:36,751 --> 00:56:37,775
You.
1192
00:56:37,952 --> 00:56:39,180
You.
1193
00:56:39,754 --> 00:56:41,551
What do you wanna
do today? Anything.
1194
00:56:41,723 --> 00:56:43,190
l don't know. You tell me.
1195
00:56:43,357 --> 00:56:47,020
What was your favorite thing to do
when you were 1 2 and it was sunny?
1196
00:56:47,261 --> 00:56:49,286
Ooh. Well, l can't do that.
1197
00:56:50,465 --> 00:56:53,559
Ah, maybe go to a water park.
1198
00:56:53,735 --> 00:56:54,963
What are we waiting for?
1199
00:56:55,136 --> 00:56:57,161
Seriously?
Let's load up the car, people.
1200
00:56:57,338 --> 00:56:58,362
Are you kidding me?
1201
00:56:58,539 --> 00:57:01,975
l'm not taking my shirt off.
l'm not taking my shirt off either.
1202
00:57:02,176 --> 00:57:03,438
Ow! Ow! Ow!
1203
00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:04,908
[CHEERlNG]
1204
00:57:05,646 --> 00:57:06,977
You're wasting it.
1205
00:57:07,448 --> 00:57:08,472
Sorry.
1206
00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:11,708
lt's all right.
1207
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:14,355
lt's actually not that bad.
1208
00:57:14,422 --> 00:57:17,721
[J. GElLS BAND'S
''JUST CAN'T WAlT'' PLAYlNG]
1209
00:57:21,362 --> 00:57:25,560
Ladies' day.
All right? You're in charge.
1210
00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:30,860
l have to go number two.
1211
00:57:31,038 --> 00:57:32,505
ERlC:
Okay, hang on, son.
1212
00:57:32,774 --> 00:57:33,798
AMBER:
Hey, Dad.
1213
00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:35,806
Hey. Where you guys been?
1214
00:57:35,977 --> 00:57:39,606
Well, we didn't bring
our swimsuits, so Marcus
went to take us to buy some.
1215
00:57:42,617 --> 00:57:44,744
We got them at a store
called Naughty and Nice.
1216
00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:46,944
Marcus said
it was the only one open.
1217
00:57:47,121 --> 00:57:50,750
The only place open?
For bathing suits? ln the summer?
1218
00:57:51,592 --> 00:57:54,459
We got my bathing suit
at Stop and Shop.
1219
00:57:55,062 --> 00:57:57,155
Now, that's-- l like that one.
1220
00:57:57,331 --> 00:57:59,026
Let's hit
the water slide.
1221
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,531
Water slide.
1222
00:58:08,142 --> 00:58:09,336
What a beautiful day.
1223
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:12,206
God. lt's a girls' day.
DEANNE: l know.
1224
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:14,507
lt is hot.
1225
00:58:14,682 --> 00:58:15,944
DEANNE:
Oh, boy.
1226
00:58:16,117 --> 00:58:18,551
Are we really doing bathing suits?
God, it's hot.
1227
00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:21,279
Come on, girls. We don't know
these people. Who cares?
1228
00:58:21,455 --> 00:58:25,414
You're right, who cares?
l've been working all summer
on this six-pack.
1229
00:58:25,593 --> 00:58:26,617
All right.
1230
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:28,386
DEANNE:
How do you feel about that?
1231
00:58:28,563 --> 00:58:32,624
Baby got front.
Go, D. Go, D.
1232
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,791
Come on, Sally, it's your turn.
Take it off.
1233
00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,937
Oh, no.
l have a bit of a chill, actually.
1234
00:58:37,104 --> 00:58:38,128
Gloria, how about you?
1235
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:41,173
l don't own a bathing suit.
But l like to go nude.
1236
00:58:41,342 --> 00:58:43,833
No, no, no.
There's children here.
1237
00:58:44,011 --> 00:58:47,139
Hey, somebody
likes what he sees.
1238
00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:51,808
[BAD COMPANY'S
''READ Y FOR LOVE'' PLAYlNG]
1239
00:59:00,261 --> 00:59:01,592
[PURRS]
1240
00:59:04,065 --> 00:59:06,192
Daddy, this line's not even moving.
l know.
1241
00:59:06,367 --> 00:59:09,700
BECKY: l know.
l want Mommy's milk.
1242
00:59:09,871 --> 00:59:11,361
l know you do, son, but...
1243
00:59:11,539 --> 00:59:14,099
He wants mommy's milk.
Give him some mommy's milk.
1244
00:59:14,275 --> 00:59:16,004
Mommy's milk! Mommy's milk!
1245
00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:17,610
No. No. Damn it.
1246
00:59:17,778 --> 00:59:19,268
No more Mommy's milk, okay?
1247
00:59:19,447 --> 00:59:21,711
You want milk,
you're drinking regular milk.
1248
00:59:21,883 --> 00:59:23,942
Here, kid.
Hey.
1249
00:59:24,118 --> 00:59:27,349
Don't give me any guff right now.
Here's a buck. Run along. Run along.
1250
00:59:27,521 --> 00:59:29,352
Here. Drink the milk
out of the carton.
1251
00:59:29,523 --> 00:59:32,117
l don't know if Mommy
will want me to.
1252
00:59:32,293 --> 00:59:36,229
All right, just drink it, okay?
Just like Daddy does.
Let me show you, okay?
1253
00:59:36,397 --> 00:59:38,592
Okay.
1254
00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:43,359
l'm just like Daddy.
1255
00:59:43,537 --> 00:59:45,732
LENNY: Yay!
There you go.
1256
00:59:45,907 --> 00:59:46,965
No more booby milk.
1257
00:59:47,141 --> 00:59:49,974
Yay! More for us.
1258
00:59:50,144 --> 00:59:53,238
So, ladies, how do we get
Mr. Banana Hammock
1259
00:59:53,414 --> 00:59:56,474
to come over here,
where we can get
a better look at him?
1260
00:59:56,651 --> 01:00:00,087
Okay. Well, there's two big
advantages to breast-feeding
1261
01:00:00,288 --> 01:00:02,415
and l'm gonna
put mine to work.
1262
01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:03,887
DEANNE:
Sally.
1263
01:00:04,058 --> 01:00:06,720
Wow.
DEANNE: That's it, girl.
1264
01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:08,156
GLORlA:
Oh, my goodness.
1265
01:00:08,329 --> 01:00:09,921
DEANNE:
Work that umbrella pole, baby.
1266
01:00:10,097 --> 01:00:11,655
GLORlA:
Sally. Oh, my God.
1267
01:00:11,832 --> 01:00:13,493
RO XANNE:
Oh, it's definitely working. Yeah.
1268
01:00:13,668 --> 01:00:14,726
GLORlA:
You're good at that.
1269
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,598
DEANNE: Oh, my God, he likes it.
GLORlA: Look at him flex.
1270
01:00:17,805 --> 01:00:19,670
RO XANNE:
No, continue.
1271
01:00:20,474 --> 01:00:23,409
MARCUS:
All right, doing the back-door
shuffle. Cutting the line. Go.
1272
01:00:23,577 --> 01:00:24,601
Don't get hurt.
1273
01:00:24,779 --> 01:00:25,803
Shh, shh, shh.
Go, go, go.
1274
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,971
Dad, are we allowed
to go through here?
1275
01:00:28,382 --> 01:00:30,407
Absolutely not,
but we're doing it anyway.
1276
01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:33,246
All right, your cool dad
found this back in the day.
1277
01:00:34,956 --> 01:00:36,719
ERlC:
Go up the ladder.
1278
01:00:36,891 --> 01:00:39,621
lt's dark in there.
Maybe you should hold my hand.
1279
01:00:39,827 --> 01:00:41,021
l'm scared.
1280
01:00:41,195 --> 01:00:43,060
Hey. Come here, come here.
1281
01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:45,596
Don't fall for that crap.
You stay away from him.
1282
01:00:45,766 --> 01:00:47,996
What are you talking about?
He's gay, isn't he?
1283
01:00:48,169 --> 01:00:49,898
No. He just seems gay.
1284
01:00:50,071 --> 01:00:52,266
He's a genius.
Go, go, go.
1285
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,136
[PAUL McCARTNE Y'S
''GOODNlGHT TONlGHT'' PLAYlNG]
1286
01:00:55,309 --> 01:00:57,334
Alrighty, who's next?
1287
01:00:58,512 --> 01:00:59,604
All right, who's next?
1288
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:02,214
Now's a good time.
Charlotte.
1289
01:01:02,383 --> 01:01:04,214
You're up first.
1290
01:01:04,385 --> 01:01:07,616
There you go.
Have fun, Charlotte.
1291
01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:12,054
There you go. Who's next? Go.
1292
01:01:14,829 --> 01:01:17,798
ls he coming this way?
He's coming towards us right now.
1293
01:01:22,236 --> 01:01:23,396
This is good now.
He is.
1294
01:01:23,571 --> 01:01:25,300
Whatever you do,
don't fart.
1295
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:33,569
Hey, what's up, ladies?
1296
01:01:34,081 --> 01:01:35,844
So you're from around
these parts, eh?
1297
01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:40,545
Yeah, l'm from Saskatchetoon.
That's up in Canada, eh?
1298
01:01:42,189 --> 01:01:45,158
You American ladies,
you've been out to
Saskatchetoon, eh?
1299
01:01:45,659 --> 01:01:47,650
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
1300
01:01:52,533 --> 01:01:53,761
Hoseteasers.
1301
01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:02,408
Everything was on steroids
except for his voice.
1302
01:02:03,644 --> 01:02:04,770
Go, go, go.
1303
01:02:04,945 --> 01:02:06,173
Out, out, out.
1304
01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:08,076
Now, now, now.
1305
01:02:08,249 --> 01:02:10,774
[CHEAP TRlCK'S
''JUST GOT BACK'' PLAYlNG]
1306
01:02:15,856 --> 01:02:16,880
Next.
1307
01:02:23,864 --> 01:02:26,594
[lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]
1308
01:02:38,813 --> 01:02:41,714
All right, who's next?
Hey, weren't you guys just here?
1309
01:02:41,882 --> 01:02:45,283
No. l think you have us confused
with some other people.
1310
01:02:45,453 --> 01:02:49,651
l don't think so, you're two of the
hottest chicks l've ever seen in my life.
1311
01:02:49,824 --> 01:02:51,223
Hey.
What?
1312
01:02:51,392 --> 01:02:53,519
These are my daughters.
Right. Uh-uh.
1313
01:02:53,694 --> 01:02:55,218
Her, definitely.
1314
01:02:55,396 --> 01:02:57,762
Because she's fugly, just like you.
1315
01:02:57,932 --> 01:02:59,422
BOTH: Hey.
NORB Y: Now, who's next?
1316
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,763
[NORB Y YELLS]
1317
01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,116
[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
1318
01:03:28,162 --> 01:03:31,461
Dad. Come on. Hurry up,
l wanna go to Pirate's Plunge.
1319
01:03:31,632 --> 01:03:34,863
One second. Yeah, we're going
on all the rides. We're doing them all.
1320
01:03:35,035 --> 01:03:36,093
We'll have fun.
1321
01:03:37,104 --> 01:03:38,594
Are you making a sissy?
1322
01:03:40,007 --> 01:03:41,031
No, l'm not.
1323
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:44,177
You know they put a chemical
in the pool that turns urine blue.
1324
01:03:44,345 --> 01:03:48,076
No, no, no, that's an old wives' tale,
sweetie. That's an old wives' tale.
1325
01:03:48,249 --> 01:03:50,774
Oh, my God.
You're humiliating me.
1326
01:03:50,951 --> 01:03:52,942
[KlDS SCREAMlNG]
1327
01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:14,638
ANDRE:
Mama, Mama.
1328
01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:16,173
Wanna take a picture?
1329
01:04:16,343 --> 01:04:18,573
All right. A little farther.
1330
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:20,204
Farther.
1331
01:04:20,381 --> 01:04:22,178
Farther.
1332
01:04:26,153 --> 01:04:27,677
Gotcha.
1333
01:04:29,924 --> 01:04:31,619
[SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY]
1334
01:04:32,726 --> 01:04:34,717
[KlDS SCREAMlNG]
1335
01:04:41,068 --> 01:04:43,434
[MAN SCREAMlNG]
1336
01:04:45,573 --> 01:04:48,007
l don't know about this one, Dad.
lt's kind of steep.
1337
01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:50,006
lt's a little steeper
than l remember.
1338
01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:51,644
Okay, let's go on
another ride.
1339
01:04:51,812 --> 01:04:52,938
ERlC:
l don't like it either, yeah.
1340
01:04:53,113 --> 01:04:54,705
MARCUS:
Come on, we'll get out of here.
1341
01:04:54,882 --> 01:04:58,545
Good thing the kid chickened out
so you don't have to go, right, Feder?
1342
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,450
Why don't you hire somebody
to do it for you, Mr. Richie Rich?
1343
01:05:02,623 --> 01:05:05,217
Good idea.
Hey, Wiley, what's up, man?
1344
01:05:05,392 --> 01:05:07,792
Step aside. Let me get this on.
All right, son.
1345
01:05:07,962 --> 01:05:09,395
ROBlDEAUX:
Yeah!
1346
01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:11,861
Hasta la vista,
chicken shiznit.
1347
01:05:12,032 --> 01:05:13,693
BAlLE Y:
Yeah, look at him go.
1348
01:05:15,269 --> 01:05:16,463
Go, kid.
1349
01:05:19,907 --> 01:05:21,807
That was good.
That was very nice.
1350
01:05:21,976 --> 01:05:23,603
All right, now l want
some of this.
1351
01:05:23,777 --> 01:05:25,404
Look at this. Look at this.
1352
01:05:25,579 --> 01:05:28,047
ERlC: What happened there?
LENNY: Attaboy. Way to go, Greggie.
1353
01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:30,240
Backwards, huh?
Look at him.
1354
01:05:30,417 --> 01:05:32,442
Yeah!
1355
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:35,285
LENNY:
Backwards, baby.
1356
01:05:37,191 --> 01:05:40,058
[CHEERlNG]
1357
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:41,489
You're up, Hollywood.
1358
01:05:41,662 --> 01:05:44,563
l'm up? All right. l don't know
how you follow backwards.
1359
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:47,496
Just pay attention
to the dismount, would you?
1360
01:05:57,778 --> 01:06:00,440
[CHEERlNG]
1361
01:06:03,651 --> 01:06:05,915
Looks like second place
again, Bailey, huh?
1362
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,980
Hear this guy? Second place.
Pfft. Second place.
1363
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:10,983
Go down there
hanging by your feet.
1364
01:06:11,158 --> 01:06:12,716
Show these idiots.
1365
01:06:12,893 --> 01:06:13,917
By my feet?
1366
01:06:14,395 --> 01:06:15,419
Yeah.
1367
01:06:16,130 --> 01:06:17,154
ls that safe?
1368
01:06:17,631 --> 01:06:20,429
What do you care?
You're an animal.
You're an animal.
1369
01:06:21,135 --> 01:06:22,363
l'm an animal.
1370
01:06:22,536 --> 01:06:23,560
[GlBBERS]
1371
01:06:23,737 --> 01:06:24,999
Wiley.
1372
01:06:25,172 --> 01:06:28,471
Why don't you do it?
l got kids.
1373
01:06:28,642 --> 01:06:30,109
Yeah, Wiley.
1374
01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:33,440
ALL [CHANTlNG]:
Wiley, Wiley, Wiley.
1375
01:06:36,016 --> 01:06:37,813
Oh, you don't need
to do this.
1376
01:06:41,322 --> 01:06:42,516
l'm an animal.
1377
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:45,118
l'm an animal.
1378
01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:46,384
Yeah.
1379
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,391
l can't get my foot out.
1380
01:06:49,163 --> 01:06:50,289
[SCREAMlNG]
1381
01:06:51,332 --> 01:06:53,634
[CROWD GROANS]
1382
01:06:53,701 --> 01:06:55,498
[JOE WALSH'S
''A LlFE OF lLLUSlON'' PLAYlNG]
1383
01:06:55,669 --> 01:06:56,863
LENNY:
That's how you do it, boy.
1384
01:06:57,037 --> 01:06:58,971
Becky.
You can do this.
1385
01:06:59,173 --> 01:07:01,573
Good. There you go.
Yay! Give me a five.
1386
01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:05,506
Roxanne, look at him.
lt's like he totally
forgot about me.
1387
01:07:05,679 --> 01:07:06,703
RO XANNE:
Typical man.
1388
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,338
They take all you can give and then
they trade you in for some cow.
1389
01:07:10,517 --> 01:07:12,917
l don't know what l'm
supposed to do with these now.
1390
01:07:13,087 --> 01:07:14,554
l do.
1391
01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:18,858
Now, see that, buddy?
1392
01:07:19,026 --> 01:07:22,427
l did the old bank shot.
Bank's open. Pick a spot. Aim for it.
1393
01:07:22,596 --> 01:07:25,326
Oh, yeah. Your dad'll go
50 for 50 with these.
1394
01:07:25,499 --> 01:07:28,093
Really? Because on the Wii,
the bank shot never works.
1395
01:07:28,769 --> 01:07:31,260
Yeah? Well, you should Wii-turn
it and get a Wii-fund.
1396
01:07:31,438 --> 01:07:34,498
Tim Duncan's had about a hundred
game winners with that bad boy.
1397
01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:36,609
Honey, are you watching me?
1398
01:07:36,777 --> 01:07:39,575
Oh, baby, that was hot.
1399
01:07:39,747 --> 01:07:42,648
Come here, let me show you.
RO XANNE: Way to go, baby.
1400
01:07:42,816 --> 01:07:45,751
Move it, move it, move it.
What you gotta do is...
1401
01:07:45,919 --> 01:07:48,581
See the box up there?
Top right corner of it?
1402
01:07:48,756 --> 01:07:50,189
Hello?
1403
01:07:50,724 --> 01:07:52,624
Focus, boy, focus.
Get off of that.
1404
01:07:52,793 --> 01:07:54,090
Lamonsoff, focus.
1405
01:07:56,497 --> 01:07:58,795
Oh, my God, what a perv.
1406
01:07:58,999 --> 01:08:00,933
He's totally checking me out.
1407
01:08:01,101 --> 01:08:02,864
He wasn't...
l don't know.
1408
01:08:03,036 --> 01:08:04,628
All right, come on.
Go ahead.
1409
01:08:05,439 --> 01:08:07,168
Follow through.
Keep the hand up.
1410
01:08:07,341 --> 01:08:08,808
Are you
kidding me?
1411
01:08:08,976 --> 01:08:10,307
Respect.
1412
01:08:10,477 --> 01:08:12,968
See how good you can be when
you wear normal clothes?
1413
01:08:13,147 --> 01:08:14,774
Hey, Mama.
Hey, baby.
1414
01:08:14,948 --> 01:08:17,212
How come you're not
out there playing basketball?
1415
01:08:17,384 --> 01:08:20,649
You know l got--
You got bunions. Where's Kurt?
1416
01:08:20,821 --> 01:08:21,913
KURT:
Come on, are you scared?
1417
01:08:22,089 --> 01:08:23,920
What's wrong with you?
1418
01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:26,323
Stop it.
1419
01:08:27,461 --> 01:08:29,520
Ooh, somebody's
in trouble.
1420
01:08:29,696 --> 01:08:31,398
Not looking good.
1421
01:08:31,465 --> 01:08:34,730
[JOURNE Y'S ''THE PARTY'S OVER''
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
1422
01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:36,529
SALLY:
l do the same thing.
1423
01:08:37,070 --> 01:08:38,435
[LAUGHS]
1424
01:08:38,605 --> 01:08:41,938
All right, l did everybody's
first shot for them.
1425
01:08:42,109 --> 01:08:43,770
Now you do the second one.
1426
01:08:43,944 --> 01:08:45,639
Come on, now.
1427
01:08:45,813 --> 01:08:47,144
LENNY:
No, nobody's doing shots.
1428
01:08:47,614 --> 01:08:50,276
We got kids here, dummy.
Gotta wake up in the morning.
1429
01:08:50,451 --> 01:08:53,750
We're gonna biz beers instead.
Who's got beers? Check them off.
1430
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:56,685
l'm gonna go with one.
Yeah, l'll stick with coffee.
1431
01:08:56,857 --> 01:08:58,256
l'm having this many.
Cheers.
1432
01:08:58,425 --> 01:08:59,585
SALLY:
l'm breast-feeding, l don't drink.
1433
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,194
l'm just having Metamucil tonight.
1434
01:09:02,362 --> 01:09:03,989
What's wrong with you guys?
1435
01:09:04,198 --> 01:09:08,965
We used to come up here
and party, man, and get wasted.
1436
01:09:09,136 --> 01:09:10,433
You losers.
1437
01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:14,040
Don't worry, you'll grow up one day.
You just have to meet the right girl.
1438
01:09:14,208 --> 01:09:17,439
Oh, my older sister
would be perfect for you.
1439
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:19,571
What?
1440
01:09:19,746 --> 01:09:22,476
She's legally blind,
but she can see shapes.
1441
01:09:22,649 --> 01:09:23,673
Mmm.
1442
01:09:24,117 --> 01:09:27,280
Anyways, Roxanne,
how did you and Lenny meet?
1443
01:09:27,454 --> 01:09:28,751
That's a good question.
1444
01:09:28,922 --> 01:09:31,857
How did this blob of crap,
no offense,
1445
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:35,294
meet this lovely señorita?
1446
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:39,057
Oh, he came into the department
store where l was working.
1447
01:09:39,233 --> 01:09:40,393
l helped him.
1448
01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:42,865
He wanted me
to try this skirt on.
1449
01:09:43,036 --> 01:09:45,470
Oh, the old
''try on the skirt'' trick.
1450
01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:47,368
l got you. Very sneaky, sis.
1451
01:09:47,541 --> 01:09:50,977
Yeah, he did trick me. Afterwards
he made me try on a bra and--
1452
01:09:51,144 --> 01:09:53,408
Hey, l was just trying to help.
1453
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,310
DEANNE: Exactly.
Okay, okay. l did like him a little.
1454
01:09:56,483 --> 01:09:58,417
lt was a good day.
1455
01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:01,315
Oh, God! Oh, my water.
My water's breaking.
1456
01:10:01,488 --> 01:10:02,648
The baby's coming!
1457
01:10:02,823 --> 01:10:06,725
Are you serious?
Oh, yeah.
1458
01:10:06,894 --> 01:10:08,088
SALLY:
Oh, you.
1459
01:10:08,629 --> 01:10:09,823
Oh, my God.
1460
01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:12,124
l got you, l got you, l got you.
1461
01:10:12,299 --> 01:10:14,893
All right.
l'm just playing.
1462
01:10:15,068 --> 01:10:17,366
[BOB WELCH'S ''SENTlMENTAL
LAD Y'' PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
1463
01:10:17,538 --> 01:10:19,403
Oh, my God, it's...
1464
01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:23,670
Do you know this song?
Oh, this song's the best.
1465
01:10:25,546 --> 01:10:27,241
This song is the best.
1466
01:10:30,050 --> 01:10:33,076
Oh, this song gets me so horny.
1467
01:10:33,921 --> 01:10:36,549
DEANNE:
You know, l was thinking that,
but now not so much.
1468
01:10:36,723 --> 01:10:38,315
l'd like to claim credit for that.
1469
01:10:38,492 --> 01:10:41,655
Because that's all part of my
''get some nookie'' playlist.
1470
01:10:41,828 --> 01:10:44,797
Get the ladies on the dance floor,
and l got my lady right here.
1471
01:10:44,965 --> 01:10:46,432
Come on, honey.
1472
01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,863
That was a really good move.
Let's do this.
1473
01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:50,503
MARCUS:
Yeah, you guys dance.
1474
01:10:50,671 --> 01:10:53,139
ERlC: lt has been a while.
SALLY: A long while.
1475
01:10:53,307 --> 01:10:55,002
l know how much
you love to dance.
1476
01:10:55,175 --> 01:10:58,076
Oh, you know me,
l'm a regular Shabba-Doo.
1477
01:11:16,263 --> 01:11:18,026
Look at you.
1478
01:11:18,398 --> 01:11:20,923
All sexy. Deanne.
1479
01:11:21,101 --> 01:11:23,228
You should change your name
to Deyoncé.
1480
01:11:23,403 --> 01:11:24,427
Oh, God.
1481
01:11:24,605 --> 01:11:26,937
Yeah, so now he thinks
l'm sexy, huh?
1482
01:11:27,107 --> 01:11:30,270
Can l just enjoy a dance
with my fine-ass wife?
1483
01:11:31,244 --> 01:11:33,906
Yes. To the whitest
song ever. Yes.
1484
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:37,346
Yes, this is the whitest song
l've ever heard.
1485
01:11:37,884 --> 01:11:41,320
You know, Lenny, you were right
about bringing us here.
1486
01:11:41,488 --> 01:11:43,046
This place is really special.
1487
01:11:43,223 --> 01:11:44,884
lt is, right?
1488
01:11:45,058 --> 01:11:48,357
Nothing's going on here,
and l love it.
1489
01:11:48,528 --> 01:11:51,986
Roxanne, l have made out
with about 25 different girls
in this very spot
1490
01:11:52,165 --> 01:11:53,860
and l want you
to be number 26.
1491
01:11:54,301 --> 01:11:55,666
As long as l'm the last one.
1492
01:11:55,836 --> 01:11:57,929
Oh, that's a guarantee.
1493
01:11:58,805 --> 01:12:00,773
MARCUS:
l'm horny too.
1494
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,599
Hey, what are you doing?
You idiot.
1495
01:12:16,156 --> 01:12:18,681
[WHlSPERlNG] Lamonsoff.
What are you doing up?
1496
01:12:18,859 --> 01:12:21,350
[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
1497
01:12:21,528 --> 01:12:23,155
[WHlSPERlNG]
l gotta tell you, it was crazy.
1498
01:12:23,330 --> 01:12:26,026
What?
Sally. She just attacked me.
1499
01:12:26,199 --> 01:12:28,531
Like never before.
lt was insane.
1500
01:12:28,702 --> 01:12:30,795
l just did the same thing
with my woman.
1501
01:12:30,971 --> 01:12:33,098
Really? Wow.
1502
01:12:38,011 --> 01:12:40,275
Hey, where's Saskatchetoon?
1503
01:12:40,547 --> 01:12:43,141
Yeah. l don't know.
1504
01:12:54,728 --> 01:12:57,322
GLORlA: What am l?
ROB: A hoseteaser.
1505
01:12:57,497 --> 01:12:59,988
GLORlA: And where are you from?
ROB: Saskatchetoon.
1506
01:13:00,734 --> 01:13:02,395
Look at this.
1507
01:13:02,569 --> 01:13:04,059
GLORlA: And what am l?
ROB: A hoseteaser.
1508
01:13:04,237 --> 01:13:06,831
GLORlA: And where are you from?
ROB: Saskatchetoon.
1509
01:13:07,908 --> 01:13:09,500
What are we gonna do
with Higgins?
1510
01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:12,543
Yeah, and you know what?
This is what pisses me off:
1511
01:13:12,713 --> 01:13:16,581
You can't be passed-out drunk,
single, with no responsibility
and not pay.
1512
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:19,241
You have to be hurt for that.
Yeah.
1513
01:13:19,419 --> 01:13:20,681
[WHlSTLES]
1514
01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:22,754
[lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE]
Sweetheart?
1515
01:13:22,923 --> 01:13:25,687
You fell asleep on the couch again.
1516
01:13:26,593 --> 01:13:28,959
[lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE]
You know you supposed
to go to your room.
1517
01:13:29,129 --> 01:13:30,596
You're bad.
1518
01:13:30,764 --> 01:13:31,788
MARCUS:
No.
1519
01:13:32,666 --> 01:13:34,361
Marcus, the bird is all better.
1520
01:13:34,534 --> 01:13:37,662
Marcus. He wants
to talk to you.
1521
01:13:39,973 --> 01:13:41,235
[MARCUS GROANS]
1522
01:13:41,408 --> 01:13:45,401
Marcus, you're gonna be the best
lifeguard at the whole pool.
1523
01:13:45,579 --> 01:13:46,876
Hold your breath, honey.
1524
01:13:47,047 --> 01:13:48,912
Hold your breath, honey.
1525
01:13:49,082 --> 01:13:50,572
[SNORTS]
1526
01:13:50,751 --> 01:13:51,979
LENNY:
Shh.
1527
01:13:52,919 --> 01:13:54,079
Who's that?
1528
01:13:54,254 --> 01:13:56,722
Oh, it's mommy's boyfriend.
1529
01:13:56,890 --> 01:13:58,323
The one who touches you.
1530
01:13:58,925 --> 01:14:00,722
[WHlSTLlNG]
1531
01:14:01,094 --> 01:14:02,356
[SOBBlNG]
1532
01:14:02,796 --> 01:14:04,093
He's crying, he's crying.
1533
01:14:07,134 --> 01:14:08,931
All right, quiet.
MARCUS: Hi, Mama.
1534
01:14:09,102 --> 01:14:11,297
All right. lt's all right.
Mama?
1535
01:14:11,505 --> 01:14:14,770
Okay, baby. lt's okay, precious.
Mama?
1536
01:14:14,941 --> 01:14:16,465
l'm gonna take you upstairs.
1537
01:14:16,643 --> 01:14:20,340
Go and put your PJ's on, okay?
You can't fall asleep--
1538
01:14:20,514 --> 01:14:23,108
You can't just sleep anywhere,
you know that.
1539
01:14:23,283 --> 01:14:24,511
You go to your room.
1540
01:14:24,684 --> 01:14:26,675
MARCUS: Go to sleep.
You go to your room.
1541
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,083
ERlC: What you doing?
Shh. Come here.
1542
01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:32,419
This isn't a closet.
This is your bedroom.
1543
01:14:32,592 --> 01:14:35,686
Okay? lt's also your bathroom.
You can make a pee-pee.
1544
01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:37,227
[BOD Y THUDS]
1545
01:14:37,397 --> 01:14:40,059
MARCUS:
l'm making a pee-pee.
1546
01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:42,424
[¶¶¶]
1547
01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:46,405
ERlC:
Happy Fourth of July, everyone.
1548
01:14:46,573 --> 01:14:47,870
[ALL CHEERlNG]
1549
01:14:48,041 --> 01:14:51,636
LENNY:
lt's the birdy's lndependence Day too,
so keep your fingers crossed, honey.
1550
01:14:51,812 --> 01:14:53,404
BECKY: She did it, Daddy.
LENNY: Here we go.
1551
01:14:53,580 --> 01:14:55,241
DONNA: Bye, birdy.
ERlC: She's flying.
1552
01:14:55,415 --> 01:14:58,475
LENNY:
She's gonna be a veterinarian.
ls this girl incredible or what?
1553
01:14:58,652 --> 01:15:01,086
[FLEETWOOD MAC'S
''MONDAY MORNlNG'' PLAYlNG]
1554
01:15:01,254 --> 01:15:04,155
[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]
1555
01:15:05,192 --> 01:15:07,217
That's so sexy.
What did you say?
1556
01:15:07,394 --> 01:15:08,622
Oh, l think that she said:
1557
01:15:08,795 --> 01:15:10,194
[lMlTATES SPANlSH]
1558
01:15:10,363 --> 01:15:11,955
--Milan.
1559
01:15:13,066 --> 01:15:15,967
You know, these guys
at the store were talking
so much smack
1560
01:15:16,136 --> 01:15:18,798
about this basketball rematch
that's supposed to go on.
1561
01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:21,270
RO XANNE:
Well, l'm glad we're getting
these uniforms ready.
1562
01:15:21,441 --> 01:15:25,070
No more drinkie. Ahh.
1563
01:15:25,245 --> 01:15:27,975
Did you really sleep
in the closet, you drunk?
1564
01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:29,547
[GROANS]
1565
01:15:30,383 --> 01:15:32,146
Think so.
1566
01:15:34,387 --> 01:15:36,753
No. Ow.
1567
01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:38,891
Oh, God, Higgins.
1568
01:15:39,059 --> 01:15:41,619
AMBER: That's disgusting.
DEANNE: You slob.
1569
01:15:43,196 --> 01:15:49,533
Oh, l had the sexiest dream
about a little blond girl, though.
Hey-yi.
1570
01:15:52,405 --> 01:15:54,202
l think it was a dream.
1571
01:15:54,374 --> 01:15:56,934
Oh, nice. Classy.
Sick.
1572
01:15:57,110 --> 01:15:58,941
[VlBRATlNG]
1573
01:15:59,112 --> 01:16:02,707
MAMA:
These deviled eggs would really be
good if you had some marinara sauce.
1574
01:16:02,883 --> 01:16:04,077
Oh, it's Lenny's phone.
1575
01:16:04,251 --> 01:16:05,275
Hello?
1576
01:16:05,685 --> 01:16:08,381
All right, here we go.
Oh, that's a three.
1577
01:16:08,555 --> 01:16:11,422
That's one, two, three,
ladder. Ladder.
1578
01:16:11,591 --> 01:16:14,560
Oh, that's it.
The rich keep getting richer.
1579
01:16:14,728 --> 01:16:16,753
LENNY:
All right. All right.
Schniggly is here.
1580
01:16:16,930 --> 01:16:19,524
So, come on, Robbie,
tell the man what's going on.
1581
01:16:19,699 --> 01:16:20,791
He doesn't care.
1582
01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:24,095
Tell him.
What are you talking about? Tell him.
1583
01:16:24,271 --> 01:16:26,796
Gloria and l are thinking
about having a baby.
1584
01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,031
How great is that?
1585
01:16:29,109 --> 01:16:31,475
Wow. That's great.
1586
01:16:31,645 --> 01:16:34,637
You know, the good news
is she can't get any more
stretch marks.
1587
01:16:35,115 --> 01:16:37,276
Wow. Boy, that's a good one.
Come on.
1588
01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:41,409
You know, the good thing also is
Gloria and the kid can share diapers.
1589
01:16:41,588 --> 01:16:43,055
Man. You see,
that's just ugly.
1590
01:16:43,223 --> 01:16:46,090
He doesn't get it. He's not
in a committed relationship.
1591
01:16:46,259 --> 01:16:49,228
He can't, because
he can't stay in a
committed relationship.
1592
01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:52,263
Oh, look. He's just mad
because all the girls l go out with
1593
01:16:52,432 --> 01:16:55,595
are 70 to 80 years younger
than his wife.
1594
01:16:55,769 --> 01:16:56,861
Can't stop.
1595
01:16:57,037 --> 01:17:01,269
The last one l was with,
she's blond, she's tall,
super hot. Not your type.
1596
01:17:01,441 --> 01:17:04,899
Me and blondie, we start going at it
and we're shaking the bed--
1597
01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:07,273
Shaking the bed?
What does shaking the bed mean?
1598
01:17:07,447 --> 01:17:10,439
l don't know, l just know wetting
the bed. l don't know...
1599
01:17:10,617 --> 01:17:12,676
And then, right at the ''good part,''
you know?
1600
01:17:12,852 --> 01:17:16,253
This picture behind,
right on the wall, falls and goes:
1601
01:17:16,790 --> 01:17:18,087
Hits her on the forehead.
1602
01:17:18,258 --> 01:17:19,418
She cut her head.
1603
01:17:19,592 --> 01:17:21,219
lt cuts her. l didn't slow down.
1604
01:17:21,394 --> 01:17:24,454
l just throw her two aspirins,
she yaps on them like a Frisbee dog.
1605
01:17:25,732 --> 01:17:30,270
l am tired. Marcus,
your snoring kept me up
all night long.
1606
01:17:30,337 --> 01:17:32,828
[¶¶¶]
1607
01:17:33,006 --> 01:17:34,439
[LENNY lMlTATES BUZZER]
1608
01:17:34,607 --> 01:17:36,370
You're a dead man.
Get back here.
1609
01:17:36,543 --> 01:17:40,604
Come back here. That's my baby girl.
l thought you were my friend.
1610
01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:42,475
MARCUS:
Leave me alone. Drink your maize.
1611
01:17:42,649 --> 01:17:44,810
ROB:
You're gonna pay this time.
1612
01:17:45,452 --> 01:17:47,784
You bastard.
l'll show you how to be nice.
1613
01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:50,218
Bad turtles.
You evil pig.
1614
01:17:51,524 --> 01:17:53,151
Robbie, wait.
MARCUS: He's psycho.
1615
01:17:53,326 --> 01:17:54,588
ERlC:
Stop. Stop.
1616
01:17:54,761 --> 01:17:56,956
Hey, break it up, man.
Jeez, guys.
1617
01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,256
All right.
Calm down.
1618
01:17:58,431 --> 01:18:00,331
Buddy. Buddy.
What's the problem?
1619
01:18:01,568 --> 01:18:03,126
[SCREAMS]
1620
01:18:03,303 --> 01:18:06,170
Ah! Ah!
Oh, yeah. Arrow foot.
1621
01:18:06,339 --> 01:18:09,001
Come here, baby. Whee!
Come on. Why are you fighting?
1622
01:18:09,175 --> 01:18:10,870
Good to see midget
wrestling again.
1623
01:18:11,044 --> 01:18:13,376
How could you do that?
That's my daughter.
1624
01:18:13,546 --> 01:18:16,014
Do what?
Shake the bed with her.
1625
01:18:16,182 --> 01:18:18,207
You think l would
do that to you?
1626
01:18:18,585 --> 01:18:20,883
Out of any of us
you'd be the one to do that.
1627
01:18:21,054 --> 01:18:23,249
You did sleep
with Stimpson's mother.
1628
01:18:23,423 --> 01:18:26,654
l didn't even know that guy.
He was your friend.
l barely knew him.
1629
01:18:26,826 --> 01:18:29,056
She grabbed my wiener,
l told you guys.
1630
01:18:29,229 --> 01:18:31,493
That's his daughter. lt's different.
Me and him?
1631
01:18:32,732 --> 01:18:36,327
Okay. Maybe l flirted with him,
but that was just to get your attention.
1632
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,630
Well, what about his snoring?
l heard it too.
1633
01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:40,129
[lMlTATES BUZZER]
1634
01:18:40,340 --> 01:18:41,364
Aah!
1635
01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:42,633
Ah!
1636
01:18:43,243 --> 01:18:45,211
Oh, no. Twice?
1637
01:18:45,378 --> 01:18:47,243
We heard it from
three rooms away.
1638
01:18:47,414 --> 01:18:50,872
He's off the hook. You know Marcus
wouldn't be with your daughter.
1639
01:18:51,051 --> 01:18:53,713
l mean, not that she's--
You know what l'm saying.
1640
01:18:54,054 --> 01:18:55,544
Well, what happened
to your head?
1641
01:18:55,722 --> 01:18:57,986
When l was changing
into my PJs,
1642
01:18:58,158 --> 01:19:01,286
l got the feeling that some perv
was looking through my window,
1643
01:19:01,461 --> 01:19:05,329
so l went to go close the shade
and l tripped and hit my head.
1644
01:19:05,865 --> 01:19:08,197
Yeah, dude,
that's your daughter.
1645
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:10,802
l'd never be with her.
You're my best friend, man.
1646
01:19:10,970 --> 01:19:13,438
And Jasmine'd never be
with me, because l'm me.
1647
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,741
Look, sorry l don't have
my whole life together,
like Lenny.
1648
01:19:16,910 --> 01:19:18,844
Oh, together,
like Lenny.
1649
01:19:19,512 --> 01:19:20,536
Please.
1650
01:19:20,914 --> 01:19:22,711
l answered your phone,
hipócrita.
1651
01:19:22,882 --> 01:19:24,110
lt was your assistant.
1652
01:19:24,317 --> 01:19:27,252
l asked him if he canceled
the flight to Milan.
He said he did.
1653
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,285
Before we even
came here.
1654
01:19:29,456 --> 01:19:32,254
He said that? Why would
he say that? l mean...
1655
01:19:32,425 --> 01:19:33,915
So he just made that up, huh?
1656
01:19:34,094 --> 01:19:35,686
l'm not saying he made it up.
1657
01:19:35,862 --> 01:19:38,558
l'm think--
ln his head he believes it's true.
1658
01:19:38,731 --> 01:19:40,289
Don't you agent me, Lenny.
1659
01:19:40,467 --> 01:19:42,901
Stop trying to handle
everybody and everything,
1660
01:19:43,069 --> 01:19:45,697
and start taking a little
responsibility for once.
1661
01:19:45,872 --> 01:19:48,397
l'll take responsibility.
Okay? You're right.
1662
01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:52,102
l thought it would be better
for our family to be here
with normal people
1663
01:19:52,278 --> 01:19:54,041
instead of going to Milan.
1664
01:19:54,214 --> 01:19:55,476
We're normal?
1665
01:19:55,648 --> 01:19:59,379
l was scared to tell you.
lt was easier for me to
keep it a secret.
1666
01:19:59,552 --> 01:20:02,385
You peel back any marriage,
there are secrets.
1667
01:20:02,789 --> 01:20:05,053
Mine is l love you.
l love you very much.
1668
01:20:05,225 --> 01:20:06,920
Roxanne, l just-- l--
1669
01:20:07,093 --> 01:20:11,325
Our kids are becoming nutty,
snotty, spoiled...
1670
01:20:12,165 --> 01:20:14,725
We got a nanny, we got--
So she is a nanny.
1671
01:20:14,901 --> 01:20:16,300
No, no, no. She's not a nanny.
1672
01:20:16,469 --> 01:20:18,300
Of course she's a nanny.
1673
01:20:18,471 --> 01:20:20,496
When does the lying stop?
1674
01:20:20,673 --> 01:20:21,970
lt stops right after this.
1675
01:20:22,142 --> 01:20:24,076
She's more of an au pair.
Not a nanny.
1676
01:20:24,244 --> 01:20:25,973
Lenny.
1677
01:20:26,679 --> 01:20:29,842
All right. That's it.
The lying stops now.
1678
01:20:30,016 --> 01:20:32,280
l won't lie to you ever again.
l swear to God.
1679
01:20:32,452 --> 01:20:33,749
l love you.
1680
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,410
Men lie.
1681
01:20:35,822 --> 01:20:37,756
They can't help themselves.
1682
01:20:37,924 --> 01:20:39,858
Kurt sure as hell lies.
1683
01:20:40,026 --> 01:20:42,517
What do l lie about,
Toe-J Simpson?
1684
01:20:42,695 --> 01:20:44,788
Oh, please.
The nanny.
1685
01:20:44,964 --> 01:20:46,295
KURT:
What about the nanny?
1686
01:20:46,466 --> 01:20:48,491
You have a thing for her.
1687
01:20:48,668 --> 01:20:52,661
l do not have a thing for the nanny.
l'm a married man. Period.
1688
01:20:53,106 --> 01:20:56,735
But did l enjoy a nice conversation
with a woman that wasn't going,
1689
01:20:56,910 --> 01:21:00,710
''Where's this?'' and
''Did you pick up that?'' Yeah.
1690
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,007
What, you can have
nice conversations with me.
1691
01:21:03,516 --> 01:21:05,347
When? You're always working.
1692
01:21:05,518 --> 01:21:08,214
And when you come home,
you're just tired all the time.
1693
01:21:08,421 --> 01:21:10,651
You barely even touch me
or look at me.
1694
01:21:10,823 --> 01:21:13,519
MAMA:
He sounds like an old woman.
1695
01:21:13,693 --> 01:21:17,959
Deanne, you should have married
Umberto Denunzio like l told you.
1696
01:21:18,131 --> 01:21:22,363
And if l had stayed with him you'd be
the one that's pregnant now, Mama.
1697
01:21:22,936 --> 01:21:25,063
You probably right,
sweetheart.
1698
01:21:25,471 --> 01:21:26,961
l'll just butt out.
1699
01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:28,801
Thank you.
1700
01:21:28,975 --> 01:21:31,967
Look, maybe l do take you
for granted, and l'm sorry.
1701
01:21:32,478 --> 01:21:35,572
How's about l take you out every
Thursday night for date night.
1702
01:21:36,149 --> 01:21:39,915
No, Thursday's Grey's Anatomy,
but any other night would be beautiful.
1703
01:21:40,086 --> 01:21:41,348
[¶¶¶]
1704
01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:44,388
And as long as
we're all being honest,
1705
01:21:44,557 --> 01:21:46,957
l think l should be honest too.
1706
01:21:47,994 --> 01:21:52,226
l'm actually not a part owner
of the lawn furniture store.
1707
01:21:52,398 --> 01:21:55,333
l don't even work there
anymore.
1708
01:21:55,501 --> 01:21:57,867
l got laid off in April.
1709
01:21:58,037 --> 01:21:59,834
But l rented the Caddy
1710
01:22:00,006 --> 01:22:03,874
and l acted like a big shot because
l didn't want you guys to know.
1711
01:22:04,043 --> 01:22:05,271
Lamonsoff.
1712
01:22:05,445 --> 01:22:08,073
You don't have to hide
anything from us. l'm sorry.
1713
01:22:08,248 --> 01:22:12,048
Yeah. Since we're getting
things off our chests here,
1714
01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,379
l got a confession to make.
1715
01:22:16,556 --> 01:22:17,784
l'm wearing a toup.
1716
01:22:17,957 --> 01:22:19,288
No shit.
1717
01:22:20,293 --> 01:22:21,419
[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
1718
01:22:21,594 --> 01:22:23,357
l have a confession to make.
1719
01:22:24,864 --> 01:22:26,263
l'm really a man.
1720
01:22:26,933 --> 01:22:29,094
No.
l said that.
1721
01:22:29,269 --> 01:22:33,865
SALLY: Are you kidding?
No, l'm just kidding. l'm just kidding.
1722
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,975
l'm really a little hurt that so many
of you believed it.
1723
01:22:37,143 --> 01:22:39,475
We were just saying that--
ERlC: You're very womanly.
1724
01:22:39,646 --> 01:22:43,878
Nevertheless. l know
it's not my place, but, uh...
1725
01:22:44,050 --> 01:22:46,814
Well, after all,
l am older than anyone here.
1726
01:22:46,986 --> 01:22:48,817
Hell, yeah, you are.
1727
01:22:50,623 --> 01:22:54,559
Well, despite the joking and
the razzing, l see a lot of love here.
1728
01:22:54,727 --> 01:22:57,753
And with love comes hostility.
1729
01:22:58,097 --> 01:23:02,056
Like Rob when he snapped
at me the other day.
1730
01:23:02,235 --> 01:23:03,395
That was scary.
1731
01:23:03,569 --> 01:23:06,470
And you all thought that
l was so calm, but inside?
1732
01:23:06,639 --> 01:23:08,266
lnside l was saying,
1733
01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:10,068
''Gloria Noonan,
1734
01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:14,178
do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath
with a little-man complex.
1735
01:23:14,914 --> 01:23:18,941
Do not say that his hair makes him
look like a dirty Q-tip.''
1736
01:23:19,118 --> 01:23:20,142
l like that.
1737
01:23:20,753 --> 01:23:24,519
''Or that he resembles an elder gay
Jonas brother.''
1738
01:23:24,691 --> 01:23:27,683
They get it. They get the point
of where you're going.
1739
01:23:27,860 --> 01:23:30,420
''Or a midget Filipino Fonzie.''
l didn't say those things.
1740
01:23:30,596 --> 01:23:32,860
That's my favorite one.
LENNY: Hey.
1741
01:23:33,032 --> 01:23:34,329
Toupee.
1742
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,991
Life can be difficult sometimes.
1743
01:23:37,170 --> 01:23:40,264
lt gets bumpy,
what with family and kids
1744
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:43,432
and things not going
exactly like you planned.
1745
01:23:43,609 --> 01:23:46,009
But that's what
makes it interesting.
1746
01:23:46,179 --> 01:23:49,444
ln life, the first act, always exciting.
1747
01:23:49,615 --> 01:23:51,708
The second act,
1748
01:23:52,151 --> 01:23:54,119
that's where the depth comes in.
1749
01:23:54,287 --> 01:23:55,652
[¶¶¶]
1750
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,881
Why didn't you ever tell us
that she gets it?
1751
01:23:58,057 --> 01:23:59,547
Yeah, you were holding out.
1752
01:23:59,726 --> 01:24:01,990
That's what l've been
trying to tell you guys.
1753
01:24:02,161 --> 01:24:04,493
That was beautiful, honey.
That was beautiful.
1754
01:24:07,533 --> 01:24:08,898
MARCUS:
Group hug.
1755
01:24:09,068 --> 01:24:12,162
[J. GElLS BAND'S ''l DO''
PLAYlNG]
1756
01:24:16,809 --> 01:24:18,800
[ALL CHATTERlNG]
1757
01:24:38,164 --> 01:24:39,563
GREG:
Okay, it's in position.
1758
01:24:39,732 --> 01:24:41,632
l don't know, man.
This thing looks crazy.
1759
01:24:41,801 --> 01:24:44,565
lt'll be fun. l spent all morning
blowing that thing up.
1760
01:24:44,737 --> 01:24:46,034
You should be all right.
1761
01:24:46,205 --> 01:24:48,696
Should be?
DONNA: Yeah.
1762
01:24:50,243 --> 01:24:51,870
Ready?
1763
01:24:52,412 --> 01:24:53,845
Go.
1764
01:24:54,747 --> 01:24:56,009
[ANDRE SQUEALS]
1765
01:24:56,182 --> 01:24:57,376
ALL:
Whoa!
1766
01:25:01,687 --> 01:25:03,382
Let's do that again.
1767
01:25:03,556 --> 01:25:06,582
lt's not a favor. lt's like a great
investment for me, man.
1768
01:25:06,759 --> 01:25:08,249
A car detailing center.
1769
01:25:08,428 --> 01:25:10,692
And there's none around,
it's gonna be a goldmine.
1770
01:25:10,863 --> 01:25:12,421
l don't wanna take your money.
1771
01:25:12,598 --> 01:25:15,465
You're making me more.
l want in, okay?
1772
01:25:15,635 --> 01:25:18,570
l know the owner of the Celtics.
And l can get us that account.
1773
01:25:18,738 --> 01:25:21,104
Those guys all drive
Bentleys and Ferraris.
1774
01:25:21,274 --> 01:25:22,798
How do you know
the owner of the Celtics?
1775
01:25:22,975 --> 01:25:25,569
Hey, l'm the leader of his
daughter's Girl Scout troop.
1776
01:25:25,745 --> 01:25:28,475
lf he wants to make sure
she gets her Cookie Biz badge,
1777
01:25:28,648 --> 01:25:30,138
he will give us that account.
1778
01:25:31,851 --> 01:25:33,785
l love you guys.
l love it. l love it.
1779
01:25:36,656 --> 01:25:38,556
ROB:
You ready to have some fun?
1780
01:25:39,091 --> 01:25:40,285
Yeah. Hit it.
1781
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:42,428
[ENGlNE ACCELERATlNG]
1782
01:25:44,497 --> 01:25:46,158
Okay.
1783
01:25:51,404 --> 01:25:53,497
Go. Go. You gotta get it in high.
1784
01:25:55,007 --> 01:25:56,304
Whoo!
1785
01:26:02,081 --> 01:26:03,912
LENNY:
You really wanna do this, Bailey?
1786
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:05,744
My five against your five.
1787
01:26:05,918 --> 01:26:07,647
LENNY:
Oh, boy, look at this.
1788
01:26:07,820 --> 01:26:09,583
l see the boys
stayed in shape, huh?
1789
01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:10,881
[ROBlDEAUX BURPS]
1790
01:26:11,090 --> 01:26:12,580
Robideaux, good to see you.
1791
01:26:13,092 --> 01:26:14,116
Lenny.
1792
01:26:14,293 --> 01:26:16,193
lf you're looking at me,
l don't know.
1793
01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:19,328
[LAUGHS]
1794
01:26:19,499 --> 01:26:23,401
Look, we just wanna eat
watermelon and relax,
if you're all right with that.
1795
01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:27,505
Oh, no. lt's not all right.
You're not gonna weasel
out of this one, Feder.
1796
01:26:27,673 --> 01:26:31,803
Wiley snuck out of intensive care
to see you finally get some justice.
1797
01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:35,004
Yo. You best be getting
to balling, Feder.
1798
01:26:35,181 --> 01:26:38,207
Oh, hey, Wiley.
Was the field goal good?
1799
01:26:38,684 --> 01:26:40,982
Yeah. First time
l ever heard that one.
1800
01:26:41,153 --> 01:26:43,144
Okay. Sorry, man.
1801
01:26:43,789 --> 01:26:47,623
Do you want me to get
something off the top shelf?
Heard that one a lot too.
1802
01:26:48,628 --> 01:26:52,064
Seriously, Dickie, let us just hang out
with our families. We wanna relax.
1803
01:26:52,231 --> 01:26:54,995
Yeah. They're afraid of us.
That's what it is.
1804
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:58,227
We're afraid you might eat the ball
before we even start the game.
1805
01:26:58,838 --> 01:27:02,968
Same old Higgins.
He can talk the talk but he can't...
1806
01:27:03,543 --> 01:27:05,010
l forget the rest.
1807
01:27:05,177 --> 01:27:06,474
Booyah!
1808
01:27:06,646 --> 01:27:10,309
We got Rob here with the bad foot.
You can't do it, right, buddy?
1809
01:27:11,517 --> 01:27:15,146
l think if the Buzzer was here,
he'd want me to try.
1810
01:27:15,688 --> 01:27:17,713
l think he'd want us all to try.
1811
01:27:18,491 --> 01:27:19,924
Was that William Shatner?
1812
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,794
All right, let's do this, then.
lt's on.
1813
01:27:23,963 --> 01:27:25,726
[CHEERlNG]
1814
01:27:25,898 --> 01:27:26,922
LENNY:
Game to 2 1 .
1815
01:27:33,573 --> 01:27:35,837
Whoo!
1816
01:27:36,842 --> 01:27:37,934
Hey, hey. Okay, come on.
1817
01:27:38,444 --> 01:27:40,742
Woo-hoo!
1818
01:27:42,848 --> 01:27:45,476
[HOT CHOCOLATE'S
''EVERY 1 'S A WlNNER'' PLAYlNG]
1819
01:27:45,651 --> 01:27:47,710
Guys! Look!
1820
01:28:03,269 --> 01:28:04,998
[SCREAMS]
1821
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:30,153
Well, well, well, if it
isn't the other black guy
who grew up here.
1822
01:28:30,329 --> 01:28:33,787
No, no, no. ln this town,
l'm the black guy and
you're the other black guy.
1823
01:28:33,966 --> 01:28:35,831
No, man, in this town,
l'm the black guy.
1824
01:28:36,002 --> 01:28:38,562
White people see me coming
in their store, they get scared.
1825
01:28:38,738 --> 01:28:41,764
Yeah? When white people see me
coming into their store, they run.
1826
01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:44,273
Yeah, yeah.
These my white people.
Go get your own.
1827
01:28:44,443 --> 01:28:46,274
You crazy, man.
1828
01:28:59,225 --> 01:29:01,090
Lucky shot.
1829
01:29:03,763 --> 01:29:05,458
[CHANTlNG]
Defense, defense, defense.
1830
01:29:10,536 --> 01:29:12,128
ln your face.
1831
01:29:14,874 --> 01:29:17,308
Hey, guys. Motion '7 8.
1832
01:29:33,225 --> 01:29:34,624
[MOUTHS]
To me, man.
1833
01:29:36,696 --> 01:29:39,164
[CROWD GROANS]
1834
01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:51,472
Show me what you got.
Say what?
1835
01:29:51,644 --> 01:29:54,579
Hey, Y! Where's M-C-A?
1836
01:29:56,649 --> 01:29:58,981
Oh. Heh, heh.
1837
01:29:59,151 --> 01:30:01,176
[DOG RASPlNG]
1838
01:30:02,688 --> 01:30:05,919
What the hell is that?
Sounds like owls having sex.
1839
01:30:06,092 --> 01:30:07,525
LENNY:
Robideaux, heads up.
1840
01:30:10,863 --> 01:30:14,458
What are you doing?
l'm sorry! l'm sorry! Did that go in?
1841
01:30:27,046 --> 01:30:28,513
Booyah!
1842
01:30:31,417 --> 01:30:34,113
You made me spill
my freaking beer.
1843
01:30:34,286 --> 01:30:36,811
Honey, why does everything
always have to be about you?
1844
01:30:36,989 --> 01:30:39,048
Why do you always
have to be such a dink?
1845
01:30:50,903 --> 01:30:52,837
LENNY:
Get that. Yeah, yeah, right there.
1846
01:30:53,639 --> 01:30:56,574
l can't do this anymore.
l can't even breathe.
1847
01:30:56,742 --> 01:30:59,404
l haven't felt my legs
since the second quarter.
1848
01:30:59,578 --> 01:31:01,136
Hey, you wanna
fake injuries?
1849
01:31:01,313 --> 01:31:02,548
You got it.
Okay.
1850
01:31:02,581 --> 01:31:04,640
Oh! Oh, my--
Ah! Oh, God!
1851
01:31:04,817 --> 01:31:06,876
l can't go on.
l got a slippery disk.
1852
01:31:07,052 --> 01:31:08,314
Oh, hon.
1853
01:31:08,487 --> 01:31:10,250
Oh, it just slipped out.
l'm done.
1854
01:31:10,422 --> 01:31:12,788
Somebody's gonna have
a heart attack.
1855
01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:14,482
What are you doing?
That's it?
1856
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:16,093
[WHEEZlNG]
1857
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:17,786
MARCUS:
Darth Vader, let's go. Sit down.
1858
01:31:17,963 --> 01:31:19,294
Please, honey.
1859
01:31:19,465 --> 01:31:21,399
ls that a cannoli from Virgilio's?
1860
01:31:23,335 --> 01:31:25,803
Did you seriously just take
your daughter's cannoli?
1861
01:31:25,971 --> 01:31:27,996
lt's from Virgilio's.
Leave me alone.
1862
01:31:28,174 --> 01:31:29,903
Don't choke, Daddy.
1863
01:31:30,342 --> 01:31:33,505
What do you say we bring my son
and your son into this?
1864
01:31:33,679 --> 01:31:35,340
Done.
Greggie.
1865
01:31:35,514 --> 01:31:38,108
Me?
Yeah. Go, Greg.
1866
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:40,275
Come on, baby.
You can do this.
1867
01:31:40,452 --> 01:31:41,510
Hey, Bailey.
1868
01:31:42,354 --> 01:31:46,688
Somebody fill up that jug with some
Boss water, for the Hollywood kid.
1869
01:31:46,859 --> 01:31:48,486
lt's Voss, with a V.
1870
01:31:48,661 --> 01:31:50,754
Ooh-hoo!
1871
01:31:50,930 --> 01:31:55,264
Would you mind if l touch your belly?
l love babies. l love to feel them kick.
1872
01:31:55,434 --> 01:31:57,527
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, thank you.
1873
01:32:01,874 --> 01:32:04,274
That's not my baby,
that's my boob.
1874
01:32:04,443 --> 01:32:06,274
Oh, l like to feel those too.
Hey.
1875
01:32:06,445 --> 01:32:08,879
Hey, no harm done.
1876
01:32:09,048 --> 01:32:11,312
All right, take it out. Come on.
Sixteen to 1 6.
1877
01:32:11,483 --> 01:32:13,474
Half court, two on two. Let's go.
1878
01:32:14,987 --> 01:32:16,978
Keep your feet off
the line this time.
1879
01:32:17,156 --> 01:32:20,057
lt's tied score. Tied score.
Let's see something. Nice throw.
1880
01:32:20,226 --> 01:32:21,523
Tied score, guys.
1881
01:32:21,694 --> 01:32:23,662
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1882
01:32:27,366 --> 01:32:29,334
All right, son. All right.
1883
01:32:29,501 --> 01:32:30,900
We're up 1 9-1 6.
Let's go.
1884
01:32:31,070 --> 01:32:33,732
BAlLE Y:
All right, son. Give me the ball.
1885
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,365
Come on, son.
LENNY: That's it, Greg. You can do it.
1886
01:32:37,543 --> 01:32:38,874
BAlLE Y:
You know what's going on.
1887
01:32:44,516 --> 01:32:47,076
Oh, yes. lt's raining threes
on Hollywood.
1888
01:32:47,253 --> 01:32:50,279
His foot was on the line.
Your foot was on the line.
1889
01:32:50,456 --> 01:32:52,219
lt ain't raining threes.
1890
01:32:52,391 --> 01:32:55,383
lt's drizzling twos!
That's all right. Good shot.
1891
01:32:55,561 --> 01:32:57,461
KURT: Wasn't no three.
Foot was on the line.
1892
01:32:57,630 --> 01:32:58,858
Next basket wins. Let's go.
1893
01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:00,730
Come on.
1894
01:33:02,368 --> 01:33:03,494
This is it, pal.
1895
01:33:04,069 --> 01:33:06,162
Take him out, baby.
1896
01:33:07,339 --> 01:33:10,274
All right, all right, all right.
Take him, baby. Take him.
1897
01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:16,408
Pop it, Lenny.
1898
01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:20,343
GREG:
Bank's open, Dad.
1899
01:33:20,519 --> 01:33:22,510
[¶¶¶]
1900
01:33:41,907 --> 01:33:43,534
[CROWD YELLlNG]
1901
01:33:46,445 --> 01:33:47,707
He never misses that shot.
1902
01:33:52,651 --> 01:33:54,278
BAlLE Y:
Down goes Hollywood.
1903
01:33:54,453 --> 01:33:56,114
Down goes Hollywood.
1904
01:33:56,288 --> 01:33:58,153
Down goes Hollywood.
1905
01:34:00,326 --> 01:34:04,592
We'll crush them next year.
l'll work on my left when
we get back to L.A.
1906
01:34:04,763 --> 01:34:06,788
That's my boy. l love you.
l love you too.
1907
01:34:06,966 --> 01:34:07,990
You're awesome.
1908
01:34:09,301 --> 01:34:11,462
WlLE Y: Way to go!
BAlLE Y: We did it!
1909
01:34:11,704 --> 01:34:14,696
[THE KlNKS' ''BETTER THlNGS''
PLAYlNG]
1910
01:34:43,802 --> 01:34:45,360
Hey, Lenny.
1911
01:34:45,537 --> 01:34:47,971
l thought you never missed
a bank shot.
1912
01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:50,199
Yeah. Well, l just thought
1913
01:34:50,642 --> 01:34:54,305
the Baileys needed to learn how
to win every once in a while
1914
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:57,278
and Feders needed
to learn how to lose.
1915
01:34:58,717 --> 01:35:00,014
That was nice.
Yeah?
1916
01:35:00,185 --> 01:35:02,119
l'm proud of you.
1917
01:35:03,088 --> 01:35:04,214
Look at these guys.
1918
01:35:08,694 --> 01:35:11,026
Lenny. Hey, man.
Yeah, buddy.
1919
01:35:11,196 --> 01:35:13,858
l know you're bummed
about losing the game for us.
1920
01:35:14,033 --> 01:35:15,057
And you're drunk?
1921
01:35:15,234 --> 01:35:17,964
No. Yes.
Oh, okay.
1922
01:35:18,137 --> 01:35:20,571
Hey, man, there's one thing
they'll never beat us at.
1923
01:35:20,739 --> 01:35:22,536
What's this?
1924
01:35:23,242 --> 01:35:26,075
Arrow roulette, baby.
1925
01:35:26,245 --> 01:35:27,735
We are good at that.
MARCUS: Yeah.
1926
01:35:27,913 --> 01:35:29,471
All right.
What are you doing?
1927
01:35:29,648 --> 01:35:31,741
Last one to stay in wins.
No, no, no.
1928
01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:33,578
Becky.
1929
01:35:35,654 --> 01:35:38,384
Run away. Not again.
1930
01:35:39,124 --> 01:35:40,887
Get out of my way.
1931
01:35:41,060 --> 01:35:43,051
[CROWD SCREAMlNG]
1932
01:35:59,078 --> 01:36:01,672
Little help here?
Take me with you?
1933
01:36:01,847 --> 01:36:04,407
Seriously,
you're gonna leave me?
1934
01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:05,675
No.
1935
01:36:07,219 --> 01:36:09,346
[SCREAMS]
1936
01:36:11,090 --> 01:36:13,354
We win again.
1937
01:36:15,928 --> 01:36:18,920
[THE STOMPERS'
''AMERlCAN FUN'' PLAYlNG]
1938
01:37:18,790 --> 01:37:22,385
[JEFFERSON AlRPLANE'S
''COUNT ON ME'' PLAYlNG]
1939
01:38:36,735 --> 01:38:40,728
[ADAM SANDLER'S
''STAN THE MAN'' PLAYlNG]