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[man] I'm going
to tell you a story now.
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But as any good storyteller knows,
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one must first be sure
the audience is prepared.
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Is everybody comfortably seated?
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Does anyone need to use the bathroom?
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Oh. You, sir, in the back?
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Well, hold it in.
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[laughs]
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You ready? Here we go.
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My name is Marty Bronson.
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I owned and operated
the Sunny Vista Motel,
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which I established on the corner
of Sunset and La Cienega Boulevards
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in Los Angeles, California,
in the year 197 4.
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The motel was my labor of love,
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and I ran it with the help
of my children: Wendy...
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[Marty] Wendy, the key, pIease,
for Mr. and Mrs. Dixon.
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Thank you.
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And Skeeter.
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May I heIp you with your bags,
Mr. and Mrs. Dixon?
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- Yes, pIease.
- Why, thank you, young man.
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[grunting]
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You, uh, need a hand?
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No, no. I got it.
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[Mr. Dixon] OK.
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To my boy Skeeter,
the motel was a wonderland.
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Way too hyper.
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The gaIaxy's not big enough
for the both of us.
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A magical place.
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[chatter, Iaughter]
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Full of new adventures
for a six-year-old boy.
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[Iaughs] Oh, Skeeter. Come here.
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Skeeter loved the old place
as much as I did.
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And he always tried to come up
with ways to make it even beter.
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I've got a Iot of ideas how
to improve things around here.
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I was thinking we couId put
an extra pair of socks in each room
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because peopIe aIways forget to pack
enough socks when they go on a trip.
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That's a good idea.
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Time for bed,
I'm meeting with Mr. Nottingham.
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Wait, Dad. I'm not even tired.
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WeII, how about a bedtime story?
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Yay!
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Now, once upon a time,
there was a IittIe boy,
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and that IittIe boy's name
was Skeeter.
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Well, I could tell a prety fair tale
when the muse was with me.
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And making my litle boy smile,
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now, that was truly magical.
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Yeah, I was a prety good dad
and a prety good host.
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But unfortunately,
a prety bad businessman.
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Can't you read the writing
on the waII, Bronson?
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This moteI is sinking in red ink...
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and I'm offering you the Iast Iifeboat.
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[sighs]
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I don't know.
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[Nottingham]
I've seen the books, Martin.
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If you don't seII to me,
you're going to go bankrupt.
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Yes, weII, I...
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I'd aIways hoped this pIace
wouId be a home for my chiIdren.
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[Nottingham] How about this?
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If your boy works hard and shows
some smarts when he grows up,
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I'II Iet him run this pIace.
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[sighs] You promise?
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Yes. Now sign the bIoody papers.
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That's my boy, Bronson.
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Trust me, I'm going to turn this pIace
into the finest hoteI in Los AngeIes.
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It's going to be uptight
and out of sight.
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[Marty] And just like that,
our modest litle Sunny Vista Motel...
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...metamorphosized into the
mighty Sunny Vista Notingham.
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And for the past 25 years,
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it has been lovingly maintained
by my now grown-up son,
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Skeeter Bronson, the handyman.
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Yes, though Mr. Notingham's promise
for Skeeter to run the place
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- seems to have been forgoten...
- Hiya, Pop.
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...my boy always works diligently
with a hopeful heart,
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still waiting for his shot.
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Mrs. Dixon?
Is there a probIem with her room?
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Nothing you shouId bother
your tiny mind about.
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Mrs. Dixon has been taking the nip
bottIes of Iiquor out of her mini-bar,
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and doesn't want to pay for it.
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I never even touched
that eviI IittIe refrigerator.
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I don't drink aIcohoI.
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Of course.
There's probabIy a mix-up.
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- I saw who took it.
- OK.
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He had red hair and a beard.
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He was wearing a green suit
with brass buttons.
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And he stands about ten inches taII.
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So we're taIking about a Ieprechaun?
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There you go.
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Oh, I didn't know your brother
was in town.
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So, um, here's what
I think we shouId do.
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Put aII the missing bottIes
on my tab.
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Next time you see any Ieprechauns,
we'II teII Aspen.
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She's haIf-troII.
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I think, troIIs eat
Ieprechauns, am I right?
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[scoffs]
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She wouId.
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[Marty] Today magic is
in the air at the grand hotel,
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and the winds of change
are about to blow our story
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in a strange new direction.
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But what would you expect in a hotel
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founded by someone who loved
a good story as much as I?
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Time is of the essence here, Skeeter.
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Oh, yeah, I know. I just don't want
the big boss man to get eIectrocuted.
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Of course.
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- You fixed it?
- Let me see here.
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- [feedback]
- Yo, yo. Yo, yo.
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Check, check. One, two. Come on.
Yeah, yeah. Hear me in the back?
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- Whoa, whoa.
- Skeeter.
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I say ''Barry,''
you say ''Nottingham.''
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- Barry.
- [aII] Nottingham.
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- Barry.
- [aII] Nottingham.
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# Barry had a Notingham
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# Notingham, Notingham
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# Barry had a Notingham
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# Whose beard was
white as snow #
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[Iaughs] Come on,
give it up for the big man.
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[appIause]
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Got them warmed up for you, sir.
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- It's good to see you again.
- Germs.
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- Germs?
- Uh, Skeeter,
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Mr. Nottingham has
deveIoped a fear, uh...
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Not a fear, an awareness...
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...of germs and
how dangerous they can be
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when not properIy... feared, so...
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You're doing the right thing.
I didn't shower today.
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So, yeah, Iet me get out of here.
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[Skeeter] Barry Nottingham, everybody.
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- He's briIIiant, him. I Iove this guy.
- [Barry] WeIcome.
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As you know, I own 23 hoteIs
from BerIin to Beijing.
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But it's no secret that this one,
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the Sunny Vista Nottingham,
is my favorite.
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However, this is a 20th-century hoteI.
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We need something for the 21 st century.
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And so, we have decided
to cIose this hoteI
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and to buiId a brand-new
Sunny Vista Mega Nottingham.
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[appIause]
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This wiII be the Iargest hoteI
on the West Coast.
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I simpIy don't understand what the fuss
is about. It's just a big buiIding.
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Oh, no, no. This is Iike the
future of the hoteI business.
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...and a top-secret theme
that wiII bIow your mind.
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Yes!
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So I'm proud to announce
the new hoteI's generaI manager.
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He's been waiting on this
for a Iong time.
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We aII know how hard he works,
how inteIIigent he is,
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how much this hoteI means to him.
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Take a bow, Mr. KendaII Duncan!
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Take a bow, KendaII.
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- God bIess.
- Boo!
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[hissing]
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[man] A beautifuI speech, sir.
A beautifuI speech.
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I'm so gIad you couId come.
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It's great to see you.
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Don't touch me.
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WeII done, Daddy.
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Oh, oh, heIIo there.
Do you know my daughter, VioIet?
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OnIy by reputation, sir.
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Excuse me?
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No, no, not that she has a reputation.
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I aIways heard she's very hot.
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Not hot as in hot.
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Hot, I meant warm...
Warm-hearted.
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And she Iikes to go out
and have fun, festive times,
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in bars, with a Iot
of different guys, and...
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That's the oId VioIet Nottingham.
Before she met me.
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Now it's up to me to keep
my pooky-bear out of the spotIight
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and nightcIubs and tabIoids.
Isn't that right, sir? [chuckIes]
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VioIet's off to her private tennis
Iesson with Roger Federer.
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- Oh. AII right, good for you.
- Bye, boys.
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Got to say, uh...
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...it's gonna be hard for me to see
the hoteI move Iocations Iike this.
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WeII, I, I do hope you'II feeI abIe
to come and work with us there.
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Big as KendaII wants to make it,
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weII, there's going to be a Iot
of Iight buIbs to change.
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[snickering]
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Someone touched me.
Is there any sanitizer?
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There is, sir. Come this way.
I'II get you some.
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Can't be too carefuI, KendaII.
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[# Ray Anthony and His Orchestra:
The Hokey Pokey]
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AII right, everyone finished
at the pottery tabIe,
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bring their art to the kiIn.
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The man with the rescue donkey's
Ieaving in five minutes,
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if you haven't gotten a ride, hurry up.
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Thank you, PrincipaI Duva.
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Oh, I'm not a principaI
at this party. I'm a mom.
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Hey!
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I notice no one's eating
the gIuten-free wheatgrass cake.
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Come on. Trust me,
you just got to get past the smeII.
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What? The cIown died?
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- What's in that bag?
- Oh, chocoIate chip cookie.
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- Food!
- [aII kids] Food!
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- SIow it down, sIow it down.
- Hey, sissy.
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Why do you bring sugary, chemicaI-fiIIed
crud to my house every time you visit?
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What? Every time? You haven't
invited me here in four years.
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What are you taIking about?
It hasn't been four years.
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You were here for
The Fourth of JuIy barbecue
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when you punched my husband?
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Yes. That was four years ago.
I wanted to give him a wedgie,
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but his underwear had hoIes in it.
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I knew he'd be your ex-husband.
You shouId be happy.
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AII right. Let's not start.
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How are the kids handIing
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the oId divorce anyways?
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They're both kind of off right now.
Bobbi's been reaIIy quiet.
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Why don't you go say hi.
I'm gonna pay the donkey guy.
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- Is that what stinks in here?
- No, it's the cake.
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What did she make, donkey cake?
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- [kids Iaugh]
- I smeII manure.
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Hey, you guys. Remember me?
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UncIe Skeeter.
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Man, you got big.
Haven't seen you in a whiIe.
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Happy birthday there, Bobbi.
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I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.
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Oh, my bad.
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Got you a IittIe something.
Happy birthday, Bobbi.
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Here you go.
Picked it up at the hoteI.
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How's schooI going?
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- Skeeter?
- Yeah.
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Getting caIIed to the principaI's
office. Look at that.
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Have fun with the gifts. And...
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Yes, yes.
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Shampoo?
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And a soap?
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Hanger and a toweI.
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Do not taIk about schooI with them.
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What's going on with the schooI?
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- They're cIosing it down.
- No.
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- I'm getting Iaid off.
- You?
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You're Iike
the cIassic schooI principaI.
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I mean, you're, you're scary
and bad with peopIe.
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ChiIdren are nervous around you.
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That doesn't sound right, but,
I'm just saying, what eIse couId you do?
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Maybe, Cuban dictator? Or the bogeyman.
You couId be the bogeyman.
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- Anyway...
- What, what?
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I've got some interviews
set up in Arizona,
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which is kind of what I wanted
to taIk to you about.
234
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,343
Uh-oh.
235
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:55,005
I need you to watch the kids...
for a week.
236
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,015
No! No, they don't even Iike me!
237
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,914
It's not going to be difficuIt, Skeeter.
238
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,885
My friend JiII
is a teacher at my schooI.
239
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,185
She'II bring the kids in with her
and watch them tiII dinnertime.
240
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,884
AII you gotta do is the night shift.
241
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,620
Why can't your stupid friend do that?
242
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,424
She's got night schooI. Skeeter!
243
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,988
My husband Ieft me.
I'm getting Iaid off.
244
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,126
I, I have to move.
I need your heIp.
245
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,796
So you need me.
This is good.
246
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,169
I'II do it.
247
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,935
But you got to say,
248
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,976
''Skeeter is the cooIest.
I am a nerd.''
249
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,908
''Skeeter's the cooIest.
I'm a nerd?''
250
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:30,142
Yeah, you are! Whoo!
251
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:31,512
OK. Hey, you guys.
252
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,847
I'm going to hang out with you
this week. AII right?
253
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,716
Maybe we can go... fishing.
254
00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:38,654
I'd rather you didn't.
Patrick's not a strong swimmer.
255
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,055
OK, we'II stay inside.
256
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,150
How about, uh,
we pIay some poker?
257
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,390
- I can teach you that.
- GambIing? I don't think so.
258
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,989
OK, how about we
just take waIks in the park
259
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:51,160
- and cataIog pIant species?
- Now you're taIking.
260
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,897
I don't know anything about pIants
261
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:54,905
except you try to make cakes
out of them!
262
00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:57,100
He Iiked that one.
I'm gonna end with a Iaugh.
263
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,339
Give me some. Huh?
264
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,313
I wasn't gonna hit you.
I was trying to do the fist thing.
265
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,111
You don't know the fist thing?
266
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,651
OK, I was just...
267
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:10,110
That's what, uh, the chiIdren do.
268
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:12,187
Hey, yeh, yeh.
269
00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,994
Oh, this your truck, chief?
270
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,757
Yes, it is, ma'am.
271
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,321
You reaIize you're taking up
two parking spaces?
272
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,095
It's a big truck, ma'am.
273
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,864
It's not that big, sir.
You couId fit into one spot.
274
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,963
I had to park
aII the way down the bIock.
275
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,873
WeII, next time park in that box.
PIenty of room in there.
276
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:35,039
Anyway, here's the situation.
This is not reaIIy my truck,
277
00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:37,206
this is the hoteI I work for's truck.
278
00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:40,342
So if I get a scratch on it,
they take it out of my saIary.
279
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,286
So two parking spaces
provides me with what I caII
280
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,791
''a cushion of protection.''
281
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,850
Wait, a hoteI? Oh, wait.
You're Wendy's brother.
282
00:13:49,928 --> 00:13:51,896
- Yeah.
- I'm JiII.
283
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,296
- Who's that?
- I'm her friend,
284
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,164
the one heIping take care of the kids.
I'm the day shift.
285
00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:01,969
OK, June. You pIan on being
this hostiIe the whoIe time?
286
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,837
JiII. My name is JiII.
287
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:06,503
Do you pIan on keeping that
haircut the rest of the time?
288
00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:10,275
Oh, haven't you heard?
Goofy's the new handsome.
289
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,783
[engine spIutters]
290
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:18,550
- That sounds good for the environment.
- Oh, we can't aII have Priuses.
291
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,024
How do you know I drive a Prius?
292
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:24,028
Your whoIe aura reads Prius.
293
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,621
[bubbIing sounds]
294
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,189
Anyways, you're in my
cushion of protection right now.
295
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:32,294
I want to back up, so if you
couId just zing-zang up there,
296
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,238
- that wouId be heIpfuI.
- Yeah.
297
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,502
You might want some Cinnabons.
You'II need it.
298
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,670
- Food!
- [kids shouting]
299
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:45,046
Give it back!
Somebody owes me six bucks!
300
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:49,816
So why didn't you demand that he make
you the big boss of the new hoteI?
301
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,185
He promised your dad.
302
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:53,622
I wanted to.
It just wasn't the right time.
303
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,057
Let me teII you how it works.
304
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,890
The big man's giving the job
to KendaII
305
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,520
because he's dating his daughter.
306
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,758
That's the way it works,
keep it in the famiIy.
307
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,596
He gets the girI, he gets the job,
he gets everything.
308
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,931
And I get nothing.
309
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,732
[cell phone ringing]
310
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,136
[ringtone screeches]
311
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,370
- HeIIo?
- [Jill] Where are you? Still there?
312
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,106
I'm stiII where?
Who's this?
313
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,206
Look, I've got to get to class.
The kids are waiting for you, OK?
314
00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:20,376
Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry.
315
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,216
[stammers] I forgot.
I'II be there in Iike 20 minutes.
316
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,380
[phone beeps off]
317
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,516
I'm gonna baby-sit
my nephew and niece tonight.
318
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:31,221
Oh, God.
Got any advice for me?
319
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,890
Yes, I do. Sometimes I baby-sit
my cousins, right?
320
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:36,195
And what I do is
I Iet them styIe me hair.
321
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,499
Like put beads into it and braid it,
make me Iook aII reaI sexy.
322
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,768
Like MiIIi VaniIIi, stuff Iike that.
You shouId try that.
323
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,742
Braid my hair? That's a good idea.
Can I have some French fries?
324
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,439
Of course you can.
You're my best friend.
325
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,174
[gasps]
326
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,808
Ah! ActuaIIy, I reaIIy Iike
ketchup on my face
327
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,818
because it's
rejuvenating for the skin.
328
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:57,377
So who's the reaI victim?
You are.
329
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,118
Mmm! DeIicious.
330
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,093
Do you think these signs wiII heIp?
331
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,564
WeII, miracIes happen,
you know?
332
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,794
You mean Iike Dad coming back?
333
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,200
Um...
334
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,637
- [door cIoses]
- [Skeeter singing]
335
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:19,302
[Iaughing] Hey!
Sorry I'm Iate.
336
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,312
So, um, their pajamas
are on their beds,
337
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,941
and I wiII be back, um,
at 8:30 to pick them up, OK?
338
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:27,780
- AII right.
- Here is my ceII phone number.
339
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:30,378
And caII me if there's
any emergencies.
340
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:33,253
AII right. Have fun at night schooI.
341
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,350
- [JiII] Bye, guys.
- Bye.
342
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,588
AII packed up here.
343
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:41,029
I got my, uh, toothbrush
and, uh, and the toothpaste.
344
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,500
Some cIean underwear.
345
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,672
WeII, maybe not that cIean.
346
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,166
You guys want to watch TV?
347
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,143
We don't have a TV.
348
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,371
[ceII phone rings]
349
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,471
- HeIIo?
- [Skeeter] Emergency!
350
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,749
They don't have a TV.
351
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,252
Wendy doesn't Iet them watch TV.
You didn't know?
352
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,311
I don't know a Iot of things
about these kids.
353
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:07,085
I wasn't aIIowed over here.
Their oId man didn't Iike me.
354
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,253
OK, Iisten, you don't need a TV.
You can, um, pIay a game, do a puzzIe.
355
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:12,592
I'm sure you can figure
something out. OK?
356
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,497
Whoa, whoa, whoa! ShouId I Iet them
braid my hair or something?
357
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,125
WouId they Iike that?
358
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,466
I don't think anyone
shouId touch that hair.
359
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,705
Hey, what do you say we go...
360
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:30,214
next door and toiIet paper
your neighbor's trees?
361
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,183
No? OK, bedtime!
362
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,917
[thunder, rain faIIing]
363
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,963
OK, so you guys cooI?
364
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,523
You have to read us a bedtime story.
365
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,967
Yeah, aII right. You have any?
366
00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:57,765
Whoo! What do you got here, anyways?
367
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,903
''Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands''?
368
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,140
Mmm, no.
369
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,582
''The Organic Squirrel
Gets a Bike Helmet''?
370
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:09,176
I'm not reading these
communist books to you guys.
371
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,778
Don't you got any reaI stories?
372
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,154
- Like what?
- Like what?
373
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,659
Like, Iike cowboys? Or dragons?
374
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,958
Or aIiens? Or... What the heck
is on my head right now?
375
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:22,158
That's Bugsy, our guinea pig.
376
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,169
- Why do you caII him Bugsy?
- Because of his eyes.
377
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,966
Let me see them.
378
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,068
[squeaking]
379
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,839
Wow! Those eyes wouId be big on a cow.
380
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,777
[squeaking]
381
00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:38,145
Are those eyebaIIs
or bowIing baIIs?
382
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:40,184
Can't keep my eyes off of them.
383
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:43,847
Just get in there so I don't have to
Iook at them anymore. Goodbye.
384
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,549
Anyways, uh,
385
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,388
you guys want me to, uh,
make up a story for you?
386
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,394
Like, Iike my oId man used to do for me?
387
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,986
Maybe I couId be good at this.
388
00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:56,493
AII right, um...
389
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,762
Here goes.
390
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:02,340
Once upon a time,
in a magicaI, faraway kingdom...
391
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,034
Once upon a time,
in a magicaI, faraway kingdom...
392
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:07,808
...there was a brave
and noble knight.
393
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:10,814
Strikingly handsome.
394
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,679
Who lived in a grand castle
395
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:18,280
that weary travelers from near and far
would come and visit.
396
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:22,349
Now, this knight had been
working his but off for years.
397
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,225
You'd think he'd be a shoo-in
to rule the castle, right?
398
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390
- [Patrick] Right.
- [Skeeter] Wrong.
399
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:32,459
Actually, he wasn't
even a knight at all.
400
00:19:32,537 --> 00:19:33,799
[neighs]
401
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,737
Oh, no.
402
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:41,070
[Skeeter] He was, in fact,
just a lowly peasant.
403
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:44,377
And even though he was the son
of the late, great Lord Marty...
404
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,144
- [indistinct]
- Thank you.
405
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:50,278
...and knew everything there is
to know about running a castle,
406
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,324
everyone just took him for granted.
407
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:57,418
His name was Mr. Underappreciated.
408
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:59,429
What's ''underdemeciated''?
409
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:02,261
- Under de-what?
- Underdemeciated.
410
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,564
That's right,
I forgot you were six.
411
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,935
His name was Sir... Fix-A-Lot.
412
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,975
But alas, the kingdom
where Sir Fix-A-Lot lived
413
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:15,206
did not place much value on dedication
or hard work, I guess.
414
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:20,809
Because the superstar in all
the land was Sir But-Kiss.
415
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:24,753
And he spent all his days
kissing everybody's but.
416
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,586
[kissing sounds]
417
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,455
- Boo!
- [giggIes]
418
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:31,017
And my Iord, yes,
of course I can get you
419
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:34,293
front row house seats
to The Lion King. [Iaughs]
420
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,199
And Sir Fix-A-Lot had
a best friend, Friar Fred,
421
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:39,202
who was not right in the head.
422
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:43,639
She never! No! Not our queen,
I won't have that.
423
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:47,439
- Were there any kids in the kingdom?
- [Skeeter] Yes, yes. Of course.
424
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,478
There were two young pages.
425
00:20:50,548 --> 00:20:54,109
Mistress Stinky
and Master SmeIIy.
426
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:57,052
Hey-oh! And don't forget...
427
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,556
JiIIian! The queen of the fairies!
428
00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,353
[Skeeter] Queen of the fairies?
429
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,725
I mean, if she has to be there,
let's just make her an angry raven.
430
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,925
[caws]
431
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:10,433
Parking spot!
432
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,766
[Patrick] She should be
a mermaid teacher.
433
00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:15,397
[Bobbi] Yeah. The best
mermaid teacher in the world.
434
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:18,101
ChiIdren, open your books to page 1 6.
435
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:19,609
Yes, Miss Mermaid.
436
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:20,940
Let's begin.
437
00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:23,276
AII right, she's a mermaid.
Whatever you want.
438
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,815
Anyways, back to the story.
439
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:29,047
One day the king invited
aII his subjects to the castIe.
440
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,951
I bring gIad tidings.
441
00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,582
For on this day
I have chosen a champion
442
00:21:33,658 --> 00:21:35,717
who wiII run this castIe
443
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:40,197
and be my cIosest advisor
and bestest buddy.
444
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,995
My new champion is...
445
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,433
...Sir Butt-Kiss!
446
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,527
[cheers, appIause]
447
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,978
Thank you.
448
00:21:56,047 --> 00:22:00,381
Poor Sir Fix-A-Lot had been passed over.
449
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:04,752
So, Sir Fix-A-Lot
moved into a giant shoe,
450
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,350
got a bad case of athlete's face,
451
00:22:08,426 --> 00:22:09,620
dove into a moat...
452
00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:11,662
Ah, what the heck.
[shouts]
453
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,459
...and got eaten by crocodiles.
454
00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:15,294
[shouting]
455
00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:16,799
The end.
456
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:20,133
The end? That can't be the end.
457
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,469
- Why? Why not?
- It's not happy.
458
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:26,067
There aren't happy endings in reaI Iife.
Sooner you know that, the better.
459
00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,874
- It's not fair!
- What? What's not fair?
460
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:33,008
I mean, shouIdn't Sir Fix-A-Lot
at Ieast get a shot to be champion?
461
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:36,485
- A shot? Hmm...
- If Sir Fix-A-Lot is better
462
00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:39,523
than Sir Butt-Kiss, he shouId
get a chance to prove it.
463
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,025
OK. Yeah, yeah,
Bobbi, good.
464
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:43,890
[Bobbi] What the king
reaIIy said was...
465
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,396
On second thought,
466
00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:49,524
there is another worthy man
in my kingdom,
467
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:53,093
and it wouIdn't be fair
unIess he got a shot, too.
468
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:56,072
Sir Fix-A-Lot!
469
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,200
[Skeeter] And then the crowd went nuts.
470
00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:00,540
[# Journey: Don't Stop Believin]
471
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:05,106
But, Sire, Fix-A-Lot
is as common as muck.
472
00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:06,377
Boo!
473
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,420
[Skeeter] And Friar Fred
drop-kicked a booing goblin.
474
00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:12,354
- Boo!
- [man shouts]
475
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:16,484
And the mermaid teacher did one of those
weird taiI doIphin moves.
476
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,790
And Stinky and SmeIIy
did the fastest Irish jig ever.
477
00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:24,926
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
478
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,631
[Iaughs] Yeah. Right on.
479
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:30,970
Prince Bugsy busted out
some fancy moves.
480
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,475
[squeaking]
481
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,977
And then... and then...
482
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:36,036
It started raining gumbaIIs.
483
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,280
Raining gumbaIIs?
484
00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:44,480
Why not? It's a bedtime story.
Anything can happen.
485
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,582
Yeah, yeah.
I guess in a story.
486
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:50,958
I just wish it was Iike that
in reaI Iife. I reaIIy do.
487
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,257
[beII chimes]
488
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:55,322
- What was that?
- Bugsy.
489
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,391
- [chitters]
- [Skeeter] Oh.
490
00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:59,129
He rings that beII when he's hungry?
491
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:02,503
No, when he needs to go to sIeep.
492
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,241
[gurgIing sounds]
493
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,643
[yawning]
494
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,705
OK. As you wish,
Your Highness.
495
00:24:15,486 --> 00:24:19,616
AII right, you guys, have a good sIeep.
You, too, uh, weird eyes.
496
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:22,216
- [Bugsy chitters]
- [Skeeter makes chirping noise]
497
00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:29,994
[Skeeter] WeII, I don't
have much to work with,
498
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,195
but I wiII make us
499
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:35,467
a deIicious breakfast
500
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,134
that I know you wiII enjoy.
501
00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:41,235
Yes, some banana
on the rice cake,
502
00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:43,872
and then what do we caII this?
Wheat germ.
503
00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:46,644
I was toId germs are bad for you,
but here goes.
504
00:24:48,052 --> 00:24:49,883
I Iike it.
505
00:24:49,954 --> 00:24:52,548
A rice cake-banana-wheat germ sandwich.
506
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,148
And what do we got?
507
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:01,389
This is terribIe.
508
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,866
Doesn't your, your mother
have taste buds?
509
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:06,699
What are we doing here?
We got nothing to use in this house.
510
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,363
Hang on.
511
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,804
A IittIe fIavor.
512
00:25:13,711 --> 00:25:16,839
It's good because, now we don't
have to brush our teeth.
513
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:22,508
There you go. At Ieast we got
a IittIe mint going on. Guys want one?
514
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,589
- [cell phone rings]
- Hang on.
515
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,993
- [ringtone screeches]
- HeIIo!
516
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,690
Bronson? The teIevision set
in Mr. Nottingham's room
517
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,892
is broken and it needs
to be fixed right away.
518
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:39,061
I have a situation here.
I'm watching my nephew and my niece.
519
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,571
I'm sorry. Are you having
difficuIty hearing me?
520
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:44,164
Mr. Nottingham wants
to watch teIevision now!
521
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,676
I hear you.
I speak troIIinese, don't worry.
522
00:25:46,744 --> 00:25:49,679
- There's a leprechaun behind you.
- [squeaIs]
523
00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:51,476
- Gotcha.
- [phone beeps off]
524
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,917
Thanks a Iot, gentIemen. OK.
525
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,353
- Wow.
- It's pretty, huh?
526
00:25:58,423 --> 00:25:59,412
Whoa!
527
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:03,449
I got to go fix my boss' teIevision set,
but I need somebody to watch you two.
528
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:06,258
[paparazzo] VioIet!
Right here. Give a smiIe.
529
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,696
Hang on.
530
00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:11,394
VioIet! Skeeter Bronson,
the handyman from the other day.
531
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,198
Oh, right. Yes.
532
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,569
Listen, uh, I got some kids
with me right now.
533
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,131
My nephew and niece. But,
I gotta fix your father's TV.
534
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,870
CouId you watch them a few minutes?
535
00:26:19,944 --> 00:26:21,309
Huh?
536
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,744
[beII dings]
537
00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,112
- Yeah, yeah. AII right, I'm going.
- [gasps]
538
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:27,981
- [knocking]
- [Barry] Come in.
539
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,448
- [Skeeter] Mr. Nottingham, sir?
- [Barry] Uh, the teIIy won't turn on.
540
00:26:33,524 --> 00:26:37,085
[Skeeter] It won't? WeII, Iet me just
take a... taIIyho at it, OK?
541
00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:38,924
I'II just fIip this Iight on.
542
00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:42,592
No, no, no, no!
AbsoIuteIy not!
543
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,134
I'm fighting a coId here.
544
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:46,534
I must stay in the dark
whenever possibIe.
545
00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,094
Do you reaIize
546
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:52,074
germs can reproduce
80 percent faster in bright Iight?
547
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:54,976
Oh, OK. Here we go,
nice and dark again.
548
00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:57,412
- The germs are confused.
- Come towards me.
549
00:26:57,482 --> 00:27:00,280
OK. It's got to be
around here somewhere.
550
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:02,717
- [Skeeter shouts]
- [crashing]
551
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,152
[Barry] For heaven's sake.
552
00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:06,656
I'm so sorry, sir.
I just can't see a thing.
553
00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:08,919
- To your Ieft, there.
- Oh!
554
00:27:08,993 --> 00:27:12,485
[Skeeter] There's the TV. So how's the,
uh, new hoteI coming, sir?
555
00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:16,590
Oh, very weII. StiII deaIing with the
city on buiIding permits and whatnot.
556
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,134
Uh-huh.
557
00:27:18,202 --> 00:27:19,931
I can't teII you the secret theme.
558
00:27:20,004 --> 00:27:22,370
It's so good, we don't want
anyone to steaI it.
559
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,375
- I hear you, sir.
- OK, I'II teII you.
560
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,468
Come aIong, sit down. PIease.
561
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:28,876
Great.
562
00:27:29,747 --> 00:27:31,510
[Barry] Ready?
563
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:35,409
Rock and roII.
564
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:38,478
Vintage vinyI.
Music memorabiIia in the Iobby.
565
00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:41,787
Oh, OK. Like, uh, Iike the Hard Rock?
566
00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:44,623
- The What What?
- The Hard Rock HoteI.
567
00:27:44,695 --> 00:27:47,687
They've been using
that theme for, Iike, years.
568
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:53,701
Get KendaII Duncan
up here straightaway, pIease.
569
00:27:53,771 --> 00:27:56,001
[VioIet] What a perfect
IittIe powder puff.
570
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:59,908
[squeaks, purrs]
571
00:27:59,977 --> 00:28:01,001
Thank you.
572
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:04,571
So, Patrick, truth or dare?
573
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,879
Truth?
574
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:10,079
How oId were you the first time
you kissed a girI?
575
00:28:10,154 --> 00:28:12,213
Patrick never kissed a girI.
576
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,258
GirIs are bis-crusting.
577
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,993
Except for Trisha Sparks.
578
00:28:18,062 --> 00:28:20,895
Ooh, is that a girI in your cIass,
you IittIe Romeo?
579
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:22,091
[JiII] Hey, guys.
580
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,532
Hi, Aunt JiII, did you
get the note we Ieft you?
581
00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:26,433
Yes, I did.
582
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:29,405
And, uh, now we have to get you guys
ready for schooI. So, come on.
583
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,442
- Hi.
- Hi.
584
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,578
Oh, hey. You're, uh...
585
00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:39,105
- Uh-huh. Here's your fat mouse.
- It's a guinea pig, but...
586
00:28:39,183 --> 00:28:42,311
And you, young man...
587
00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:47,153
I want to hear aII about this IittIe
Trisha Sparks next time I see you.
588
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,553
Trisha Sparks is
two years oIder than you.
589
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,996
She's hot.
590
00:28:57,034 --> 00:29:02,131
I'm very disappointed in you, KendaII.
We aImost made an apocaIyptic mistake.
591
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:07,473
This rock and roII idea
of yours is oId hat.
592
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:12,107
WeII, sir, I had every intention
of putting our own spin on it.
593
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,480
Do you know what, Skeeter?
594
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:16,179
I'm starting to get a fuzzy recoIIection
595
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,381
of something I said to your father.
596
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:22,324
In fact, I am going to give you a shot.
597
00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:27,564
If you can come up with a better theme
than KendaII does,
598
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:29,827
I'II Iet you run the new pIace instead.
599
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,165
[KendaII Iaughs] Oh, sir.
600
00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:35,171
Don't you think this is perhaps
a IittIe too much of a crueI joke
601
00:29:35,239 --> 00:29:38,402
to be pIaying on somebody as...
weII, the, the maintenance guy?
602
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,740
- No, I don't.
- [KendaII] No.
603
00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:45,646
Mr. Bronson has been working
for this company for 25 years.
604
00:29:45,716 --> 00:29:50,119
I'm beginning to think I may have
seriousIy underdemeciated him.
605
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,486
[KendaII] I'm sorry.
''Underdemeciated''?
606
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:57,961
PreciseIy. You can both present your
ideas at my birthday party this weekend.
607
00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:00,497
Thank you, KendaII.
That is aII.
608
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,999
Mr. Bronson, the teIevision,
if you wouId.
609
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:06,002
Oh, and do watch out
for the germ vaporizer.
610
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,503
- [crash]
- [shouts]
611
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:07,672
[# FaIco: Rock Me Amadeus]
612
00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:08,798
[# FaIco: Rock Me Amadeus]
613
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:11,103
[Skeeter] The best day of my Iife!
614
00:30:11,175 --> 00:30:13,439
[Skeeter sings with radio]
# Amadeus Amadeus
615
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:16,480
# Amadeus Ow! Amadeus
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
616
00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:19,516
# Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus
617
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,984
# Ooh, rock me Amadeus
618
00:30:22,053 --> 00:30:24,817
- # Amadeus Amadeus
- [engine revs]
619
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:26,516
[turns radio off]
620
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,889
Whoa. I Iike your car, paI.
621
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,894
Hey, thanks, champ.
You know what they say.
622
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:33,294
You want to be the best,
you got to drive the best.
623
00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,127
Hey, uh, not to get personaI,
624
00:30:35,199 --> 00:30:37,861
but what's a sweet ride
Iike that cost, anyways?
625
00:30:37,935 --> 00:30:40,631
You know what? ActuaIIy it's
surprisingIy affordabIe.
626
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:41,694
Yeah?
627
00:30:41,772 --> 00:30:44,900
If you saved every paycheck you
earn for the rest of your Iife
628
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:48,309
and then muItipIy it by ten, you
couId probabIy buy my muffIer.
629
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,481
Ah-ooga!
630
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,916
Oh, you wanna drag race, do you?
631
00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:57,819
[spIutters, backfires]
632
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:01,420
You win! Good job.
633
00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:23,742
What?
634
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,501
This is spooky.
635
00:32:01,652 --> 00:32:05,019
You've got to be kidding me!
Look at this. I'm Iosing aII my candy.
636
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:09,048
How can you not see
a 50-foot traiIer? Come on.
637
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,999
So you have to compete for your job with
Skeeter Bronson. You'II annihiIate him.
638
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:20,060
Oh, I know. It's just
a IittIe degrading, that's aII.
639
00:32:20,137 --> 00:32:21,798
[phones ringing]
640
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:25,106
Thanks for being there.
641
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:29,476
I'II be there as Iong as
there's a there to be at.
642
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:30,605
[growIs]
643
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:31,739
[barks]
644
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:33,078
[cIears throat]
645
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,447
Oh, heIIo, chiIdren.
646
00:32:34,518 --> 00:32:36,577
We're Iooking for Skeeter Bronson.
647
00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:38,849
- [KendaII groans]
- Oh, Mr. Bronson.
648
00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,118
Yes, you'II find him in room 1 09.
649
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:43,285
- OK.
- PIease, this way.
650
00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,022
[Bugsy twitters]
651
00:32:53,337 --> 00:32:56,135
- Oh, my God! Did you see that thing?
- Those eyes.
652
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:59,142
They were, they were staring
into my, my very souI.
653
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:02,611
- Hey, UncIe Skeeter!
- Hey!
654
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,138
- Just who I wanted to see.
- Hey, chief, here's Bugsy.
655
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:07,844
- Got him.
- Why do they have to stay here?
656
00:33:07,918 --> 00:33:09,886
Because I'm on caII tonight,
Jennifer.
657
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,218
It's JiII, actuaIIy, Scooter.
658
00:33:12,289 --> 00:33:13,620
It is? OK, yeah...
659
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,525
You did not just do that.
660
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,324
I did. Watch.
I'm gonna do it again.
661
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:24,230
So, guys, anything weird
happen to you today?
662
00:33:24,301 --> 00:33:27,498
I had a substitute teacher
with an eye patch.
663
00:33:27,571 --> 00:33:30,597
Uh... that's a IittIe weird.
I'm taIking Iike big-time weird.
664
00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:33,108
Maybe coincidence weird, uh...
665
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,078
...as in gumbaII weird?
666
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,978
We're not aIIowed to chew gum.
667
00:33:38,048 --> 00:33:41,415
Of course you're not.
You guys want to go to sIeep?
668
00:33:41,485 --> 00:33:43,009
It's onIy 5:30.
669
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:44,520
And we haven't had dinner.
670
00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:47,557
Hmm. OK.
671
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:48,887
Room service!
672
00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:52,827
[man] So you've never
been skateboarding?
673
00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:54,421
You've never pIayed video games?
674
00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:56,693
Mom says they rot your brain.
675
00:33:56,767 --> 00:34:01,136
That's not true. I've been pIaying video
games my whoIe Iife, and Iook at me.
676
00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,932
Yeah, maybe she's got a point.
677
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,570
You. You've never eaten bacon?
678
00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,546
What's bacon?
679
00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:13,583
Bacon is the juicy,
fatty part of the pig
680
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:15,846
right adjacent to the rear.
681
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,789
But deIicious and tasty,
not how I just made it sound.
682
00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:24,521
And this is the first hamburger
you've ever eaten?
683
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:27,792
- What's the verdict? What do you think?
- Life-changing.
684
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:30,231
- Mom's gonna kiII us.
- No, she isn't.
685
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:32,769
First of aII, she's never
gonna find out about this.
686
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:36,034
And second of aII, she used to eat
pIenty of hamburgers
687
00:34:36,106 --> 00:34:38,199
when we were growing up
in this very room.
688
00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:40,607
[both] She did?
689
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,841
Looks Iike Bugsy's eaten a Iot
of burgers in the Iast ten minutes.
690
00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:46,805
Wow!
691
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,717
He keeps going Iike that,
we couId make bacon out of Bugsy.
692
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:51,220
[chirps]
693
00:34:51,288 --> 00:34:53,654
He's kidding, Bugsy.
Take it easy.
694
00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:56,921
- [both Iaugh]
- OK. Let's get you carnivores to bed.
695
00:34:56,994 --> 00:34:58,985
I got a, a new story
I want to Iay on you.
696
00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:00,928
What do you think
of cowboys and Indians?
697
00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:03,728
Oh, yes, tonight's the night!
698
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,497
I just Iike cowboys and Indians
'cause of the confIict.
699
00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:06,637
OK, once upon a time in the OId West,
700
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:10,038
OK, once upon a time in the OId West,
701
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,598
before room service was
even invented...
702
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:16,134
...there was a farm hand
named Jeremiah Skeets.
703
00:35:16,213 --> 00:35:18,272
He was looking to get
ahead in the world,
704
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:19,611
but was having a problem
705
00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:21,776
with his current mode
of transportation.
706
00:35:21,852 --> 00:35:25,185
[whinnies like a splutering
engine, backfires]
707
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:28,555
[Jeremiah] Uh, that was my horse.
That wasn't me, everybody.
708
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:32,225
Someone once told Jeremiah
709
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,491
that if he wanted to be the best,
710
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,056
he'd have to ride the best.
711
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:39,159
You mind showing me your finest horse?
712
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,536
My ancestors beIieve horse spirit
713
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:51,877
come down from mountain
during time of fire, wind.
714
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:57,579
Many brave warrior
waIk traiI of moon bear...
715
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:01,489
OK. Look, I just want to see your finest
horse, not a whoIe thing there.
716
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:04,926
- Sorry. I can do it.
- AII right.
717
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:07,862
Screaming Rooster, bring out Ferrari.
718
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:09,399
Ferrari.
719
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,067
Oh, my.
720
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:16,868
Oh, my, oh, my!
721
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,203
Look at that.
722
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,368
- [whinnies Iike a racing engine]
- Whoa!
723
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:24,141
I wouId get automatic respect
riding such a beautifuI animaI,
724
00:36:24,214 --> 00:36:27,308
but I'm afraid that's just
a bit out of my price range.
725
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:30,512
- TeII you what, white bread.
- [teeth cIick]
726
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,250
I'II give you Ferrari...
727
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:36,858
...for free!
728
00:36:36,927 --> 00:36:39,555
Boo-yah!
The end. I Iove it.
729
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:43,396
BriIIiant story.
So he got the Ferrari for free.
730
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,025
I Iove that. I Iove that.
731
00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:49,436
A guy getting a free horse?
That's not a good story.
732
00:36:50,874 --> 00:36:54,537
Where's the arc? There's no arc.
I've not Iearned anything.
733
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,012
AIso, you've got
a moraI obIigation to them.
734
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,106
What are they gonna
waIk away from that with?
735
00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:02,311
I didn't know we were doing
an After SchooI SpeciaI.
736
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,946
Why can't he do something
a reaI gentIeman wouId do,
737
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:06,887
Iike save a damseI in distress?
738
00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:10,591
Not a bad idea, munchkin.
739
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:14,290
OK. So, uh...
Iet's continue.
740
00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:16,925
[Bobbi] Jeremiah was
out for a ride when...
741
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,434
- [gunshot]
- [horse whinnies]
742
00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,197
[woman] Oh, pIease, don't!
743
00:37:20,270 --> 00:37:24,070
- [man] Give us that jeweIry.
- You want my pearIs? HeIp! PIease!
744
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:27,941
- Yah! Yah! Yah! Whoo!
- [horse whinnies]
745
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,482
Oh, my neckIace? Here, take it.
746
00:37:32,549 --> 00:37:34,483
- [indistinct chatter]
- Come on, boy!
747
00:37:34,551 --> 00:37:36,451
Here.
748
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,579
What eIse you got, sweetie?
749
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:40,886
HeIp! HeIp!
750
00:37:44,194 --> 00:37:46,185
[Jeremiah] Leave the Iady aIone!
751
00:37:52,736 --> 00:37:54,795
Care for a Iift, ma'am?
752
00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,635
- Yeah.
- Oh!
753
00:37:56,707 --> 00:38:01,076
- Nice horse.
- Oh, what, this oId thing?
754
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:04,171
Now, any of you gentIemen want to give
the nice Iady her stuff back?
755
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:05,943
- [men grumbIing]
- Not a chance, huh?
756
00:38:06,016 --> 00:38:08,507
- Because I beg to differ!
- [men shouting]
757
00:38:08,585 --> 00:38:10,780
- My hero.
- I Iike that.
758
00:38:12,589 --> 00:38:15,717
[Skeeter] So Jeremiah spirited
Miss Davenport away to safety,
759
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,987
when she says...
760
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,427
ShaII we go drink champagne
in a nearby hot tub?
761
00:38:19,496 --> 00:38:21,862
[squeaIing, giggIes]
762
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:23,729
- Hot tub?
- Mmm.
763
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,735
Uh, yeah. No.
764
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:29,398
I was saying that because I wanted to
see if you two were paying attention.
765
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:34,769
What happened was Jeremiah
dropped Miss Davenport off
766
00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:37,177
in the nearest town, safe and sound.
767
00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:38,976
How ever can I thank you, sir?
768
00:38:39,049 --> 00:38:41,279
Ah, no thanks necessary, ma'am.
769
00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:44,320
But I do insist on expressing
my gratitude in some manner.
770
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,550
Fair enough. I'II take...
771
00:38:47,624 --> 00:38:50,889
- ...$1 00 miIIion.
- [cash register dings]
772
00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,657
The end. Let's hope it works.
773
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,995
Very weII written,
briIIiantIy constructed.
774
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,297
Jeremiah wouIdn't take money
for doing a good deed.
775
00:38:59,369 --> 00:39:02,167
Uh... I know Jeremiah
a Iot better than you guys.
776
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,730
And beIieve me, he'd be aII over that.
He Ioves money.
777
00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:06,105
Mmm!
778
00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:08,644
I don't want that.
Go back, rewrite. Rewrite.
779
00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:10,509
GentIemen don't get paid.
780
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:13,015
WiII you just...
Who's teIIing the story here?
781
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,176
It shouId reaIIy end more Iike this.
782
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:18,187
WeII, I must give you
some token of my appreciation.
783
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:19,449
Oh, no.
784
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,616
Perhaps... a kiss?
785
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:23,719
Touchdown.
786
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,524
[Patrick] Then an angry dwarf kicks him.
787
00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,065
Ow!
788
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,032
What the heck did you do that for?
789
00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:34,070
Because I'm angry.
790
00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:36,003
- [Iaughing]
- Go! Let's go!
791
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:38,264
[woman] AII right! Yeah!
792
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,068
I didn't do nothing to you!
793
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:43,340
- The end.
- [Skeeter] You know what?
794
00:39:43,413 --> 00:39:45,745
Laugh as much as you want.
I'II take a Ferrari
795
00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:47,784
and a kiss any day of the week.
796
00:39:47,851 --> 00:39:49,648
I'd just Iike to kiss a Ferrari.
797
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:54,122
- AII right. Good night.
- Good night, UncIe Skeeter.
798
00:39:54,191 --> 00:39:55,715
Good night, home sIice.
799
00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,421
Thanks for the stories.
800
00:39:58,495 --> 00:40:00,395
You came up with
aII the good parts, Bobbi.
801
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,295
Good night, y'aII.
802
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:04,061
You too there, Bugsy.
803
00:40:04,134 --> 00:40:06,762
[twittering]
804
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:10,466
And them braids Iook fantastic.
They've taken years off you.
805
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:13,032
You mind sIeeping over?
I'm gonna duck out a few hours.
806
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,772
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mmm. By the way, um,
807
00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:17,973
I am, uh, IegaIIy obIiged to teII you
808
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:22,041
that I suffer from...
sIeep panic disorder.
809
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,644
OK, what's, uh, sIeep panic disorder?
810
00:40:24,721 --> 00:40:27,212
BeIieve me, you don't want to know.
811
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:41,160
What am I thinking? Why wouId
anyone give me a free Ferrari?
812
00:40:41,238 --> 00:40:43,468
I must be Iosing my mind.
813
00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:47,867
Much power of the horse
underneath that hood.
814
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:55,011
HeIIo.
815
00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,051
Are you the guy I'm supposed to see?
816
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,953
I'm here, aren't I?
817
00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:10,990
So... am I about to get
a cherry red Ferrari?
818
00:41:13,837 --> 00:41:15,168
I don't see why not.
819
00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:26,914
For... free?
820
00:41:28,051 --> 00:41:32,988
Sounds good to... me!
821
00:41:34,424 --> 00:41:36,915
What do I do now?
Eat a gumbaII or something?
822
00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:39,317
Yes.
823
00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:46,001
- FeII out of the sky, right?
- Yeah.
824
00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:47,058
Shh!
825
00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,128
Oh! Shh.
826
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:50,571
I won't teII nobody.
827
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:56,546
Now, cIose your eyes
and count to three.
828
00:41:56,613 --> 00:41:58,376
- OK.
- Then it's aII gonna happen.
829
00:41:58,448 --> 00:41:59,437
- No.
- Yeah.
830
00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:03,544
- One, two...
- Yeah.
831
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,712
...three.
832
00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,086
Ferrari!
833
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:10,217
Hey! My waIIet!
834
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:12,023
Not anymore!
835
00:42:12,095 --> 00:42:13,824
[Ioud music]
836
00:42:13,897 --> 00:42:15,922
[paparazzi shouting]
837
00:42:15,999 --> 00:42:18,900
Excuse me.
Hi, boys.
838
00:42:22,105 --> 00:42:24,005
OK, thank you.
839
00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:31,604
Thanks, guys. Sorry.
I'm just trying to find my car.
840
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,081
[# Eric Carmen: All By Myself]
841
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:36,244
Good thing my waIIet
onIy had three doIIars in it.
842
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,845
And my Derek Jeter basebaII card!
843
00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:42,289
- [aII shouting]
- Guys, guys, stop, pIease.
844
00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:43,451
[indistinct chatter]
845
00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:45,791
[VioIet] You've had enough, now.
Thank you.
846
00:42:45,862 --> 00:42:46,954
Stop!
847
00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:53,332
[tires screech]
848
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,529
- [aII shouting]
- Come on, man!
849
00:42:56,606 --> 00:42:59,336
- Care for a Iift, ma'am?
- Skeeter?
850
00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:01,434
- Skeeter Bronson?
- Yes, ma'am.
851
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:05,407
What do you say you boys
852
00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:07,973
give the pretty Iady back
the pictures you took?
853
00:43:08,051 --> 00:43:09,450
[aII grumbIing]
854
00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:12,750
Sure about that, now?
Because I beg to differ.
855
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:15,650
Guy's got a gun!
856
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,853
I'm just happy they
didn't make me use this thing.
857
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,195
[driII whirrs]
858
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:27,163
- My hero.
- ReaIIy?
859
00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:29,603
[VioIet] That was briIIiant, Skeeter.
860
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,642
[stammers] I don't know what happened.
Something came over me.
861
00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:34,176
It feIt good.
It feIt reaIIy good.
862
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:36,144
How am I ever going to thank you?
863
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,976
Hmm.
864
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:40,608
No thanks is necessary, ma'am?
865
00:43:40,684 --> 00:43:44,415
Oh, am I in the presence
of a gentIeman?
866
00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:46,683
At your service, ma'am.
867
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:50,249
WeII, I must show
my appreciation in some form.
868
00:43:54,464 --> 00:43:55,863
- [grunts]
- Ow!
869
00:43:55,932 --> 00:43:58,594
Consider yourseIf
big peopIe-bashed, sucker.
870
00:43:58,668 --> 00:44:00,158
I knew you were gonna show up.
871
00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:03,434
Get in the GremIin, Jimmy,
before Sasquatch caIIs the cops.
872
00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:06,135
Yeah, 'cause that's
how we do what we do. Right?
873
00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:07,506
That's what you get, buddy.
874
00:44:07,577 --> 00:44:11,308
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Let's go! Yeah!
875
00:44:11,381 --> 00:44:13,679
PuII me in. Let's get
out of here. PuII me in!
876
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:16,412
- [aII chattering]
- Big peopIe stink!
877
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:20,317
OK, weII, you don't see that every day.
878
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:26,158
Indeed. And on that strange note,
I bid you good night.
879
00:44:26,229 --> 00:44:28,891
- Yes, yes.
- [car aIarm chirps]
880
00:44:28,965 --> 00:44:32,765
Oh! Oh!
881
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:35,703
AII right, so that's how I'm getting it.
882
00:44:35,772 --> 00:44:38,832
- Getting what?
- This is just... I shouIdn't.
883
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:41,537
I, I couIdn't. You know what?
I can. I'm gonna take it.
884
00:44:41,611 --> 00:44:43,511
What are you taIking about?
885
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:46,014
I'm taIking about a very generous girI
886
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:49,883
who wants to give her rescuer
a cherry red Ferrari...
887
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:51,978
...for free!
888
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,480
This is sick!
889
00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:58,324
WeII, uh, good Iuck with that.
I'm just going to go.
890
00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:59,487
What do you mean?
891
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,531
Do you have another one at your house?
892
00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:04,032
Am I, am I supposed
to foIIow you or something?
893
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:06,194
So seriousIy, no, no Ferrari?
894
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:12,205
Where's the $1 00 miIIion, at Ieast?!
895
00:45:13,076 --> 00:45:14,270
Boo!
896
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,378
[TV] Hey, hey, hey!
Get your own campaign vehicle.
897
00:45:19,449 --> 00:45:21,212
- [knocking]
- Yeah.
898
00:45:21,284 --> 00:45:24,014
- Hi.
- [both] Hey, Aunt JiII.
899
00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:26,112
Hey, guys.
How did Iast night go?
900
00:45:26,189 --> 00:45:29,590
An angry dwarf kicked me in the Ieg,
and I didn't get a free Ferrari.
901
00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:30,717
So there you go.
902
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,955
Oh. How sad.
903
00:45:33,029 --> 00:45:36,362
- He's taIking about our bedtime story.
- Oh.
904
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:39,664
UncIe Skeeter said Jeremiah wouId get
a new horse and a kiss,
905
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,636
but I said the dwarf wouId kick him.
906
00:45:43,673 --> 00:45:45,402
You said it.
907
00:45:45,475 --> 00:45:47,443
Maybe that's how it works.
908
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:49,103
The kids controI the stories.
909
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:50,646
[chimes ring]
910
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:53,649
And there are the wind chimes.
You know what that means.
911
00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:54,877
What what means?
912
00:45:54,951 --> 00:45:57,146
Huh?
913
00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:59,381
Nothing.
Don't worry about it.
914
00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:00,514
I won't.
915
00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:05,721
OK, guys. Um, what is Bugsy doing?
916
00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:08,662
[panting]
917
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:12,566
Working off the hamburgers
he ate Iast night.
918
00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:15,434
Yes, I gave Bugsy some hamburgers,
919
00:46:15,505 --> 00:46:19,066
but I gave the chiIdren
that wheat germ stuff
920
00:46:19,142 --> 00:46:20,803
because that's what they Iove.
921
00:46:20,877 --> 00:46:24,176
I guess it's, uh, Bugsy
watching the TV then too?
922
00:46:24,247 --> 00:46:26,841
Yeah, I fIipped that on
and, Iook, he's gIued to it.
923
00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:29,112
[makes giggIing sounds]
924
00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:30,619
[screaming]
925
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,245
I'm innocent!
926
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,123
What was that?
927
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:38,423
Uh... that was the sIeep
panic disorder, I beIieve.
928
00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:41,464
Why don't we, uh, get out of
here before the next attack.
929
00:46:41,531 --> 00:46:43,522
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Give your uncIe a kiss.
930
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,932
I'm a reIative, I deserve it.
Right there.
931
00:46:46,002 --> 00:46:47,697
Oh, that feIt nice.
932
00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:49,705
How about one more for the road?
933
00:46:49,773 --> 00:46:53,436
- No.
- Come on, baby!
934
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:56,172
Don't worry, we'II be back tonight.
935
00:46:56,246 --> 00:46:57,679
Yeah, no, I'm not worried.
936
00:46:57,747 --> 00:47:00,147
You're coming back,
we got a big story tonight!
937
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:03,914
About some hoteI theme ideas!
Yeah!
938
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,683
- Maybe we won't come back.
- What?
939
00:47:06,756 --> 00:47:09,316
- Skeeter?
- Sir Butt-Kiss. Sir... KendaII.
940
00:47:09,392 --> 00:47:14,125
I understand that you feeI a need
to prepare for our IittIe... showdown.
941
00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:16,028
- Yeah.
- That does not excuse you
942
00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:17,862
from maintenance responsibiIities.
943
00:47:17,934 --> 00:47:19,868
- Oh, no. Check.
- Lights are out in the spa.
944
00:47:19,936 --> 00:47:22,370
- The south service eIevator is sIow.
- Check.
945
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:23,997
Let me try that cheesecake.
946
00:47:25,308 --> 00:47:27,742
Oh, another thing.
947
00:47:27,811 --> 00:47:32,043
I heard about your big hero act
with my girIfriend Iast night.
948
00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:35,084
- This paparazzi was...
- I know what it is you're trying to do,
949
00:47:35,151 --> 00:47:36,914
and it's not gonna work.
950
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,545
You have to find another way
951
00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:41,386
to cozy up to the oId man
because I'm here to teII you
952
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:45,690
VioIet Nottingham is not gonna
date a gum-scraping handyman.
953
00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:49,556
Hey, KendaII.
954
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:55,001
Two things. First off,
you got something right there.
955
00:47:55,071 --> 00:47:59,167
Yeah, now, use your hands.
That's disturbing to see.
956
00:47:59,242 --> 00:48:02,678
Good. SecondIy, when I get
the job at the new hoteI,
957
00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:06,910
I was actuaIIy considering keeping
you on, so watch your tone with me.
958
00:48:08,251 --> 00:48:11,948
Your brief IittIe trip
to the Iand of make-beIieve
959
00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:14,217
is just about over, my friend. OK?
960
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:17,590
We aII know your faiIed father
ran this hoteI into the ground,
961
00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:20,323
and thankfuIIy, you wiII not
get the chance to make
962
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,194
the same mistake aII over again.
963
00:48:24,367 --> 00:48:25,732
May want to pick that up.
964
00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:32,937
[phone rings]
965
00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:34,874
- It's Duncan.
- [Aspen] Lover, hello.
966
00:48:34,944 --> 00:48:36,434
I'm Iooking for the hoteI site.
967
00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:38,640
I gave you the address,
macho bunny.
968
00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:41,445
The address you gave me is no good.
There's a schooI here.
969
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:44,385
- Oh, what school?
- Webster EIementary SchooI.
970
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:47,218
- Oh, then you're in the right place.
- Is that so?
971
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:50,020
- This school is being shut down.
- Uh-huh.
972
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:53,028
The old man pulled a few strings
at the board of education.
973
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:55,621
- ReaIIy?
- We start demolition immediately.
974
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,826
That is very exciting news.
975
00:48:57,901 --> 00:49:00,131
Oh, Pinky.
[growls, barks]
976
00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:07,643
- [phone rings]
- [Skeeter] Hello!
977
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:09,645
Skeeter? Hey, it's Wendy.
978
00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:12,910
- Hey, sissy.
- Hey. How's it going?
979
00:49:12,982 --> 00:49:15,610
- Are the kids OK?
- Oh, yeah. We're having a blast.
980
00:49:15,685 --> 00:49:17,152
That was impressive, Bobbi,
981
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:20,314
but Uncle Skeeter can jump
over the couch the long way.
982
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:23,723
- Skeeter, can I taIk to them?
- No, I'm taking them camping.
983
00:49:23,793 --> 00:49:25,522
- No.
- Have fun in Arizona. Bye!
984
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,530
Camping? No, Skeeter,
they couId get poison ivy!
985
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:31,431
- [Skeeter] Let's go. QuietIy.
- [Patrick] Where are we going?
986
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,469
- SomepIace speciaI, fooIs.
- [Bugsy] Whoo-hoo!
987
00:49:33,536 --> 00:49:37,267
Now march, march,
march, march...
988
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:39,137
# I don't know
but it's been said
989
00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:40,801
# Bugsy's eyes
pop out of his head
990
00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:43,107
- March, march, march...
- [kids giggIing]
991
00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,306
- [Bugsy] Whoo-hoo!
- [Skeeter] March, Iet's go.
992
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:48,645
[kids] Whoa! CooI!
993
00:49:48,718 --> 00:49:51,016
We're going to have ourseIves
a camp-out.
994
00:49:51,087 --> 00:49:54,147
[JiII] You guys, Iook what he's done!
Isn't this cooI?
995
00:49:54,224 --> 00:49:56,624
- See? See how nice I am?
- Yeah.
996
00:49:56,693 --> 00:49:58,752
Whoa, OK, just be carefuI
around the fire.
997
00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:02,423
Hey, JiII. Shh.
Don't want everyone to hear we're here.
998
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,592
[aII chattering]
999
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:08,831
I heard about marshmaIIows.
Saw them in magazines.
1000
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:11,840
I never imagined they
wouId be this good.
1001
00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:15,002
Let's just hope your mother
doesn't find out I gave you any.
1002
00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:17,740
- I won't teII her.
- I'm not taIking about you.
1003
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:19,076
She's the weak Iink.
1004
00:50:19,149 --> 00:50:21,583
I think I can Iet this one sIide.
1005
00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:24,711
Ahh! The mermaid's being cooI.
Look at that.
1006
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:26,653
- The what?
- The nothing.
1007
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:32,591
You know, when we were younger
and your mom and I were out on the roof,
1008
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,994
my dad wouId aIways teII us
to Iook at the stars
1009
00:50:35,064 --> 00:50:39,228
and see if you couId make something
out of them. AII right, Iike, uh...
1010
00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:41,862
Right over there.
Right over there. Look, Iook.
1011
00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:43,565
To me, that Iooks Iike a cameI.
1012
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,733
You see the humps? Huh?
The tongue hanging out?
1013
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:47,174
Oh, yeah. I see that.
1014
00:50:47,243 --> 00:50:49,268
Hey, Iook over there!
It's a pyramid.
1015
00:50:49,345 --> 00:50:51,711
[Skeeter] Yeah!
Hey, good one, Patrick.
1016
00:50:51,781 --> 00:50:54,682
Look, right next to the moon.
Right, right beside it.
1017
00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:56,776
It Iooks exactIy Iike Bugsy.
1018
00:50:56,853 --> 00:50:59,253
- [Skeeter] Oh, my God!
- [aII Iaughing]
1019
00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:02,257
Don't worry, Bugsy.
Your eyes are stiII bigger.
1020
00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:06,091
- [chitters]
- [JiII Iaughs]
1021
00:51:06,162 --> 00:51:08,289
UncIe Skeeter?
1022
00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:09,763
Yes, good-Iooking.
1023
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:13,300
Do you think my father wiII come back?
1024
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:20,237
Um...
WeII, that's a tough one.
1025
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:27,446
He must be going through some...
mentaI maIfunction
1026
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:32,284
to not want to be with you two guys
every second of the day.
1027
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:36,985
But, uh, I do know this.
1028
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:39,688
You're aIways going to have your mother.
1029
00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:43,027
You're aIways gonna have
this girI to hang out with.
1030
00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:46,500
And me, I ain't ever going anywhere.
1031
00:51:47,837 --> 00:51:49,327
OK?
1032
00:51:49,405 --> 00:51:53,341
I'm Iike the stink on your feet.
I'II aIways be around.
1033
00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:01,742
OK. You guys made me Iate.
I hope you're happy.
1034
00:52:01,818 --> 00:52:04,616
WeII, thank you.
Have fun at night schooI.
1035
00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:07,786
See you tomorrow.
1036
00:52:07,857 --> 00:52:10,223
AII right, we got rid of her,
so Iet's get to business.
1037
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:12,158
Put the s'mores down.
Story time.
1038
00:52:12,228 --> 00:52:12,328
AII right, guys. Tonight's story's
gonna be extra speciaI.
1039
00:52:12,328 --> 00:52:17,095
AII right, guys. Tonight's story's
gonna be extra speciaI.
1040
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:18,963
It's caIIed...
1041
00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:23,938
... The Great Hotel Idea Story.
1042
00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:25,099
Yeah!
1043
00:52:25,174 --> 00:52:27,369
- What?
- Boring.
1044
00:52:27,443 --> 00:52:29,343
Come on, guys,
I reaIIy need you to do this.
1045
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:31,175
It's gonna heIp
my Iife a Iot. PIease?
1046
00:52:32,415 --> 00:52:33,746
AII right, you know what?
1047
00:52:33,816 --> 00:52:36,114
We stiII got one more night.
Let's have a fun story.
1048
00:52:36,185 --> 00:52:38,551
How about some EveI KnieveI stuff?
1049
00:52:38,621 --> 00:52:42,022
Racing, jumping, fIying...
1050
00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:44,491
Or maybe something Iike romantic?
1051
00:52:44,561 --> 00:52:46,392
[kissing sounds, chitters]
1052
00:52:46,462 --> 00:52:48,020
I have a good idea.
1053
00:52:48,097 --> 00:52:51,225
Let's combine the action
and the romance
1054
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:53,963
and make a romaction story.
1055
00:52:54,037 --> 00:52:56,164
- [both] Yeah.
- [Skeeter] Let us begin.
1056
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,675
The greatest of aII the heroes
in ancient Greece
1057
00:52:59,742 --> 00:53:02,210
was, of course, Skeetacus.
1058
00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,681
He was truly amazing
1059
00:53:05,748 --> 00:53:10,742
yet totally underrated
and had been ignored for years.
1060
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:16,087
Finally Skeetacus had his chance
to show his skills in the grand arena.
1061
00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:20,556
If he could impress the
daughter of the emperor,
1062
00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:23,758
he knew he would one day rule the land.
1063
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:26,700
- [horse whinnies]
- [crowd cheering]
1064
00:53:26,769 --> 00:53:29,329
- Skeetacus, Skeetacus!
- Go on, Skeetacus!
1065
00:53:29,405 --> 00:53:32,340
That's pretty fancy chariot work.
1066
00:53:32,408 --> 00:53:33,841
For a peasant.
1067
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:36,674
# I see London, I see France
1068
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,078
# I see my golden underpants
1069
00:53:39,148 --> 00:53:40,877
Whoo!
1070
00:53:50,193 --> 00:53:52,388
Oh, wh... what is he doing?
1071
00:53:53,596 --> 00:53:54,654
Whoa!
1072
00:53:55,965 --> 00:53:58,058
[whinnying]
1073
00:53:59,469 --> 00:54:00,902
[Skeeter] Bring on the eIephants!
1074
00:54:04,307 --> 00:54:05,774
- Whoa.
- Ooh.
1075
00:54:07,176 --> 00:54:08,700
AII right.
1076
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,473
[Skeeter] You know how Hercules
1077
00:54:10,546 --> 00:54:12,514
supposedly founded the Olympics?
1078
00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,073
[trumpeting]
1079
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,219
[twitters]
1080
00:54:17,286 --> 00:54:21,313
Well, Skeetacus invented the X Games.
1081
00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:22,915
He's never gonna make it!
1082
00:54:28,998 --> 00:54:31,125
- [shouting]
- [crowd gasping]
1083
00:54:36,305 --> 00:54:37,670
Now that's first cIass.
1084
00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,300
Hey!
1085
00:54:40,376 --> 00:54:42,241
- Bravo!
- Wow.
1086
00:54:44,147 --> 00:54:47,014
Can you dig it?
1087
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,278
[crowd chants] Skeetacus!
1088
00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:51,183
How we doing so far, huh?
1089
00:54:51,254 --> 00:54:55,281
- This is the best story yet.
- Can we get to the romance now?
1090
00:54:55,358 --> 00:54:57,155
[Skeeter] Well, shorty, you tell me?
1091
00:54:57,226 --> 00:54:59,751
Does Skeetacus get
the girl he was after?
1092
00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:01,296
[Bobbi] In these stories,
1093
00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:03,855
the hero always gets the fairest
maiden in the land.
1094
00:55:03,933 --> 00:55:06,424
Yes! You said it!
OK, so it's gonna happen!
1095
00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:09,562
Uh, right. So, what? They're thirsty?
They go off for drinks?
1096
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:12,107
A IittIe wine and cheese action? Yes?
1097
00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:17,169
[Bobbi] Yeah, they can go to an old
tavern. And guess who's there?
1098
00:55:17,246 --> 00:55:19,180
Led ZeppeIin.
Say Led ZeppeIin, pIease.
1099
00:55:19,248 --> 00:55:23,150
No. AII the girIs that were mean
to Skeetacus growing up.
1100
00:55:23,219 --> 00:55:25,517
What? Nobody was mean
to Skeetacus growing up.
1101
00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,419
He was Iike
the cooIest guy in schooI.
1102
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:29,458
That's not what Mom said.
1103
00:55:29,525 --> 00:55:31,516
AII right, everybody was
mean to Skeetacus.
1104
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:34,358
He had probIems.
AII right, teII your story.
1105
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:35,727
Oh, my God...
1106
00:55:35,798 --> 00:55:37,129
[Bobbi] They see he's now with
1107
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,963
the fairest maiden in all the land,
1108
00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:42,402
and they are really jealous.
1109
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:44,633
[Patrick] So jealous they
don't know what to do.
1110
00:55:44,707 --> 00:55:47,540
They just start nervousIy
doing the hokey-pokey.
1111
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:49,441
[all] # Put your right hand in
1112
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,309
# You put your right hand out
1113
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:53,075
# You put your right hand in
1114
00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:55,083
# And you shake it all about
1115
00:55:56,452 --> 00:55:58,010
OK.
1116
00:55:58,087 --> 00:56:00,112
[Bobbi] So then,
1117
00:56:00,189 --> 00:56:02,851
Skeetacus takes his date
out to the beach.
1118
00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:06,122
[Patrick] All of a sudden,
a big hairy guy
1119
00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:09,494
washes up onshore, passed out.
1120
00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:11,430
[Skeeter] Why a hairy guy?
I don't get it.
1121
00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:12,593
[Patrick] Just 'cause.
1122
00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:15,865
He had something stuck in his throat,
and he wasn't breathing.
1123
00:56:19,475 --> 00:56:23,070
- Thanks.
- He's OK.
1124
00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:26,343
And then it starts pouring,
so they run into a magicaI cave.
1125
00:56:26,415 --> 00:56:29,384
- Caves are nice.
- And Abe LincoIn's there.
1126
00:56:29,452 --> 00:56:31,784
Abe LincoIn?
What, is this a joke to you?
1127
00:56:31,854 --> 00:56:34,721
What the heck's the matter with you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
1128
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:35,985
I, I didn't mean to yeII.
1129
00:56:36,058 --> 00:56:38,549
The Abe LincoIn thing, that's,
that's a good idea.
1130
00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:42,587
It's just that, uh...
Does Skeetacus get a kiss?
1131
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:46,066
Don't you think he shouId?
It's... been a Iong time for him.
1132
00:56:46,135 --> 00:56:51,232
His Iips are very dry
from not using them.
1133
00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:52,934
- Bugsy, you with me?
- [groans]
1134
00:56:55,978 --> 00:56:57,570
We'II see.
1135
00:56:57,647 --> 00:57:00,207
- [Violet] Hello?
- Mmm.
1136
00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,911
Hey, is this the fairest maiden
in the Iand?
1137
00:57:02,985 --> 00:57:05,010
Mr. Skeeter Bronson, is that you?
1138
00:57:05,087 --> 00:57:08,386
Yes, it is. Sorry about that Ferrari
confusion the other night.
1139
00:57:08,457 --> 00:57:11,893
I'm here at the beach right now
and I had a hunch you might be here too.
1140
00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:13,724
What do you say
we get a IittIe Iunchsky?
1141
00:57:13,796 --> 00:57:15,286
That sounds so delightful.
1142
00:57:15,364 --> 00:57:18,390
But I can't. I'm afraid I'm
on my way to Vegas for the day.
1143
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:20,830
Vegas?
1144
00:57:20,903 --> 00:57:23,269
Uh, no one taIked about Vegas.
1145
00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:25,603
Don't teII KendaII.
He thinks I'm in the Iibrary.
1146
00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,007
Yeah, no. But, but, uh, princess,
1147
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:30,272
I, I reaIIy thought we
were gonna hang out today.
1148
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:33,076
Oh, weII. I wiII see you
at Daddy's birthday party.
1149
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:34,138
Bye, Skeeter.
1150
00:57:35,351 --> 00:57:37,080
Hmm.
1151
00:57:37,153 --> 00:57:40,179
So our date's gonna be tomorrow?
I can Iive with that.
1152
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:43,282
- Hey! Look out! Look out!
- [both shouting]
1153
00:57:43,359 --> 00:57:47,728
- [Skeeter groans]
- Sorry. Are you OK? Hey! I'm so sorry!
1154
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:51,028
What is it about the cushion
of protection you don't Iike?
1155
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,625
Aren't you supposed to be in schooI?
1156
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,568
I'm supposed to be
Iooking for a job now,
1157
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:58,801
but for some reason I feIt Iike
coming to the beach today.
1158
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,103
Huh.
1159
00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:01,643
Um, are you hungry?
1160
00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:04,703
Yes, I'm aIways hungry
when I'm in pain.
1161
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,873
Good. Because I'm buying.
1162
00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:09,713
I'II Iet you buy me Iunch.
Somebody stoIe my waIIet,
1163
00:58:09,785 --> 00:58:12,982
- so how was I gonna pay?
- Of course you got your waIIet stoIen.
1164
00:58:13,055 --> 00:58:16,388
- I don't know what that means.
- You. It's aIways something with you.
1165
00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,290
- Huh?
- You're wearing my hat.
1166
00:58:18,361 --> 00:58:20,886
- Gonna wear that aII day?
- I'm not wearing nobody's hat.
1167
00:58:20,963 --> 00:58:23,659
- I'm wearing your hat! Oh!
- I'II take it back. Thanks.
1168
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:26,065
[chattering]
1169
00:58:30,072 --> 00:58:31,869
This is perfect for your free Iunch.
1170
00:58:31,941 --> 00:58:35,001
Oh, my gosh. You guys,
you guys, you guys. Over there.
1171
00:58:35,077 --> 00:58:37,011
Is that...
is that Skeeter Bronson?
1172
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:38,546
- Stop it.
- Oh, my God.
1173
00:58:38,614 --> 00:58:40,980
- Oh, my God.
- Skeeter.
1174
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:43,245
Hey! Do you remember me?
1175
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:46,220
It's Donna Hynde from high schooI.
1176
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:48,052
Yeah, I do.
1177
00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:51,719
Thought I was going to run into you
shortIy. And here you are.
1178
00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:55,025
Yeah. Wow, this is so...
weird. Uh...
1179
00:58:55,097 --> 00:58:57,565
We were just pIanning
our high schooI reunion.
1180
00:58:57,633 --> 00:59:00,898
We were totaIIy just taIking about you.
It's so weird.
1181
00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:02,938
I was just taIking about you guys too.
1182
00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,495
Sure, he was.
1183
00:59:04,573 --> 00:59:07,235
Mind pretending to be
my girIfriend for a second?
1184
00:59:07,310 --> 00:59:09,244
Yeah, I don't feeI
comfortabIe doing that.
1185
00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:11,678
I'II, uh, convert my truck to biodieseI.
1186
00:59:13,616 --> 00:59:15,106
- OK, I'II do it.
- Ding-dong.
1187
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:18,347
Uh, this is my girIfriend,
guys. This is JiII.
1188
00:59:18,421 --> 00:59:20,116
HeIIo.
1189
00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:21,713
She's your girIfriend?
1190
00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,224
Yeah. Yeah.
1191
00:59:23,292 --> 00:59:24,850
Yes, I am.
1192
00:59:24,927 --> 00:59:26,258
- Right?
- Yup.
1193
00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:28,559
She thinks I'm...
1194
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:32,032
You want me to...
Oh. Uh... romantic.
1195
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:33,966
She Iikes how romantic I can be.
1196
00:59:34,036 --> 00:59:37,062
And, uh, ''great kisser,''
she Iikes to say.
1197
00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:40,472
Oh, yeah. That's...
a IittIe too much.
1198
00:59:40,543 --> 00:59:43,603
- Oh. Sorry.
- Wow, you are reaIIy pretty.
1199
00:59:43,679 --> 00:59:45,977
- I mean, she's aII right.
- Thanks.
1200
00:59:46,048 --> 00:59:48,915
I've seen hotter,
but she's pretty cooI.
1201
00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:50,316
So super skinny.
1202
00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:54,015
Skinnier than you.
But... Yeah.
1203
00:59:55,391 --> 00:59:56,415
Whatever.
1204
00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:59,120
I feeI reaIIy awfuI
saying this out Ioud.
1205
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:03,962
We were reaIIy terribIe to Skeeter
in high schooI. AwfuI. So mean.
1206
01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:05,466
My Skeeter?
1207
01:00:05,534 --> 01:00:07,934
- They were.
- You had a hard time in high schooI?
1208
01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:11,667
Look at you now.
You turned out pretty... cute.
1209
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,299
- [girIs] Yeah!
- You know...
1210
01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:16,504
the pimpIes went away,
and, uh, these came to pIay.
1211
01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:21,013
- You want to touch them?
- Oh, that's OK.
1212
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:24,211
- Later, Iater.
- They're here for you. Ding-dong.
1213
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:27,149
# You put your right hand in
1214
01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:29,623
[all] # You put your right hand out
1215
01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:31,284
# You put your right hand in
1216
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,225
- # And you shake it all about
- OK.
1217
01:00:33,295 --> 01:00:35,320
- I think we shouId Ieave.
- Yes.
1218
01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:37,263
# And you turn yourself around
1219
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,767
- AII right. Bye-bye.
- # That's what it's all about #
1220
01:00:39,835 --> 01:00:41,097
What's happening?
1221
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:43,468
Hey, so I spoke to Wendy.
1222
01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:45,439
She's excited to see the kids tomorrow.
1223
01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:47,533
This is the Iongest
she's been away from them.
1224
01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:52,206
That's right.
This is my Iast night with the kids.
1225
01:00:52,281 --> 01:00:54,078
You know,
they're gonna be devastated.
1226
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,811
They worship you
1227
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:58,649
and those amazing bedtime stories
you've been teIIing them.
1228
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,485
Oh, weII, they say aII the good parts.
I promise.
1229
01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:03,650
Oh, my gosh.
Is he unconscious?
1230
01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:04,818
Yeah, yeah.
1231
01:01:05,694 --> 01:01:07,218
[yeIIing]
1232
01:01:07,296 --> 01:01:09,730
Boom! Oh.
1233
01:01:11,267 --> 01:01:12,564
Thanks!
1234
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:14,796
Whoa!
1235
01:01:14,870 --> 01:01:16,735
- Yeah?
- Check out Mr. Smooth.
1236
01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:20,401
- WeII, you know, I do what I do.
- [both Iaughing]
1237
01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:23,036
- Think we shouId get out of this rain?
- What rain?
1238
01:01:23,112 --> 01:01:25,637
[thunder rumbIing]
1239
01:01:25,714 --> 01:01:27,443
Oh, shoot!
Where did that come from?
1240
01:01:27,516 --> 01:01:29,313
I don't know!
Isn't it amazing?
1241
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:32,513
- Let's get out of this!
- Let's go! Let's get out! Move it!
1242
01:01:32,588 --> 01:01:34,419
[JiII screaming, Iaughing]
1243
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:36,754
I can read the future.
1244
01:01:38,961 --> 01:01:42,089
Good God. So...
1245
01:01:42,164 --> 01:01:46,430
So... The big presentation's
tomorrow, right?
1246
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:49,164
I know you're not nervous
or anything, but, um...
1247
01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:50,569
good Iuck on it anyway.
1248
01:01:50,639 --> 01:01:52,004
- Thank you.
- Yep.
1249
01:01:52,074 --> 01:01:56,408
ActuaIIy, you can come
if you want. It's Iike a party.
1250
01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:59,209
You know, Wendy's gonna be
watching the kids,
1251
01:01:59,281 --> 01:02:00,578
and we couId have fun.
1252
01:02:00,649 --> 01:02:02,276
You can meet me there.
1253
01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:05,412
Yeah. That wouId, uh...
1254
01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:09,151
I couId do that.
I couId meet you, um...
1255
01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:11,853
...after night schooI or something.
1256
01:02:13,762 --> 01:02:15,855
It's you?
1257
01:02:15,931 --> 01:02:18,092
It's me what?
1258
01:02:19,702 --> 01:02:22,603
You're the fairest maiden in the Iand?
1259
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,837
''Fair'' as in
''doesn't cheat at checkers''?
1260
01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:32,347
No, fairest as in...
1261
01:02:33,949 --> 01:02:35,974
...''beautifuIest.''
1262
01:02:45,961 --> 01:02:48,828
Wait, wait.
Something weird's gonna happen.
1263
01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:51,764
Oh.
1264
01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:54,928
No, yeah, we don't...
This is a mistake.
1265
01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:58,940
No, no, no, not between us.
I mean Iike, some...
1266
01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:01,875
No! No, no!
Oh, here comes Abe!
1267
01:03:02,711 --> 01:03:04,474
No!
1268
01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:14,947
Ah! Look.
1269
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,450
- Wow, a penny.
- No, no, no.
1270
01:03:18,527 --> 01:03:21,621
This is the weird thing
I was taIking about. Abe LincoIn.
1271
01:03:21,697 --> 01:03:24,598
- Yeah. Yeah.
- No, no, no, no.
1272
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,602
Abe's not gonna interrupt
this time. That was it.
1273
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,399
It's supposed to end better than this.
1274
01:03:29,471 --> 01:03:32,531
Stick around. I'm teIIin' ya,
you're gonna be missing out.
1275
01:03:34,176 --> 01:03:36,303
Nice imagination, Patrick.
1276
01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:45,882
- Skeeter?
- Yo.
1277
01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:48,685
We've got a IittIe bit
of a shaving situation in there.
1278
01:03:48,757 --> 01:03:51,089
Oh, no, no, no.
I took the razor bIades out.
1279
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,991
Don't worry. Their father ain't around,
1280
01:03:53,062 --> 01:03:55,223
I figured someone has to
teach them how to shave.
1281
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:56,787
[kids giggIing]
1282
01:03:56,865 --> 01:03:59,299
I'm Princess Leia.
1283
01:03:59,368 --> 01:04:01,063
Uh-huh.
1284
01:04:02,838 --> 01:04:05,398
So, are you ready
for the big showdown tomorrow night?
1285
01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:06,463
Oh, yeah.
1286
01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:07,839
What I'm going to do is
1287
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,844
teII them a bedtime story tonight.
1288
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:12,710
I'II have me win in the story.
1289
01:04:12,781 --> 01:04:16,308
Then I'II win for reaIs.
Do you dig?
1290
01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:18,080
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, I understand.
1291
01:04:18,153 --> 01:04:20,383
So it's Iike, um,
positive visuaIization.
1292
01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,185
I read a book on that once.
1293
01:04:23,158 --> 01:04:25,456
Read the back cover, at Ieast.
1294
01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:29,861
I can't read.
1295
01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,331
[Iaughing]
1296
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,630
Shut up, Bugsy!
1297
01:04:33,702 --> 01:04:36,330
I've got opposabIe thumbs.
How do you feeI about that?
1298
01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:38,373
[stops Iaughing]
1299
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,998
[Skeeter] You chiIdren ready?
1300
01:04:40,075 --> 01:04:42,805
Because here comes our Iast story.
1301
01:04:43,979 --> 01:04:46,675
The fate of the entire universe
1302
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,580
hung in the baIance,
1303
01:04:48,651 --> 01:04:50,915
as the Supreme GaIactic CounciI
1304
01:04:50,986 --> 01:04:53,420
met to determine who would control
1305
01:04:53,489 --> 01:04:58,688
the new planet in the vast
Notinghamian star system.
1306
01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:00,422
[aII cheering]
1307
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:04,398
Most in atendance expected
Supreme Leader Barracto
1308
01:05:04,466 --> 01:05:07,663
to rule in favor of General Kendallo,
1309
01:05:07,736 --> 01:05:10,569
the evil governor of Hotelium.
1310
01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:14,836
But there was a wild card in the mix...
1311
01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:18,606
...Skeeto Bronsonnian
1312
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:21,707
and his sidekick,
Mickey Doo Quicky Doo.
1313
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:25,252
They all watched with excitement.
1314
01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:27,881
Lieutenant Jilli
and her two young cadets,
1315
01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:31,983
Aspenoff, and even
the great Captain Bugzoid.
1316
01:05:32,061 --> 01:05:36,589
[Patrick] Hey, since it's outer space,
Skeeto should talk like a goofy alien.
1317
01:05:36,665 --> 01:05:39,828
- [Skeeter] What?
- [gibberish]
1318
01:05:42,071 --> 01:05:44,972
That's disgusting.
I'm not going to transIate that.
1319
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,268
SiIence!
1320
01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:47,741
The Ieader of the new pIanet
1321
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:51,007
shaII be determined
the oId-fashioned way:
1322
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,311
A zero-gravity fight.
1323
01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:57,147
- [aII gasp]
- [continues gibberish]
1324
01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:09,360
[Skeeter] OK, now we get to the part
the crowd came to see.
1325
01:06:09,431 --> 01:06:12,525
Skeeto defeating Kendallo, right?
1326
01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:17,097
[Patrick] I think we need
to see them batle first.
1327
01:06:17,172 --> 01:06:18,662
[Iaughs eviIIy]
1328
01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:20,538
[gibberish]
1329
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,133
[yeIIing]
1330
01:06:22,211 --> 01:06:23,508
[shouting]
1331
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:29,411
[grunts]
1332
01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,680
[Patrick] Kendallo makes the first move.
1333
01:06:31,754 --> 01:06:33,915
[Iaughing]
1334
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:44,665
- [both] Skeeto!
- [Skeeter] But the kids
1335
01:06:44,733 --> 01:06:46,928
really want to see Skeeto
kick his but, right?
1336
01:06:47,002 --> 01:06:49,994
- [shouts]
- [groans]
1337
01:06:56,111 --> 01:06:57,840
Wet wiIIy.
[Iaughs]
1338
01:06:57,913 --> 01:07:00,438
Boring!
1339
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,178
Uh, bring out the booger monster!
1340
01:07:07,489 --> 01:07:09,650
[Skeeter] Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
1341
01:07:10,492 --> 01:07:13,017
[crowd groaning]
1342
01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:14,858
[shouting]
1343
01:07:16,231 --> 01:07:19,359
[yeIIing]
1344
01:07:19,435 --> 01:07:23,030
[Skeeter] All right, have the booger
monster smack Kendallo around.
1345
01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:25,505
[Bobbi] No, I think he should kiss him.
1346
01:07:25,574 --> 01:07:28,304
- [monster grunting]
- [groaning]
1347
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:30,709
[Skeeter] Would you get
to Skeeto winning already?
1348
01:07:30,779 --> 01:07:32,713
[Patrick] OK.
1349
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:35,776
[screams]
1350
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,614
Whoa!
1351
01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:42,055
- [monster cries]
- [groaning]
1352
01:07:42,124 --> 01:07:47,528
Arise, Skeeto,
sharif of Nottinghamia.
1353
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:53,461
[screeching]
1354
01:07:53,535 --> 01:07:56,800
[gibberish]
1355
01:07:56,872 --> 01:07:58,339
- Whoopee!
- Whoo!
1356
01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,770
[whistIing]
1357
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,471
And that is the perfect ending
1358
01:08:03,545 --> 01:08:05,410
to our Iast story.
1359
01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:06,948
Thank you, chiIdren.
1360
01:08:07,015 --> 01:08:08,607
Oh, that's not the ending.
1361
01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:10,584
Yeah. That wouId be too obvious.
1362
01:08:10,652 --> 01:08:11,641
What do you mean?
1363
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,312
Somebody threw a firebaII at Skeeto
1364
01:08:13,388 --> 01:08:15,549
and Skeeto got incineratated.
1365
01:08:17,526 --> 01:08:20,086
- The end.
- ''Incineratated''?
1366
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:23,461
- [crowd groans]
- [Skeeter] You mean ''incinerated''?
1367
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:26,660
No! No, no!
He can't catch on fire.
1368
01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,329
Yeah. I'm Captain Skeeto.
I'm on fire!
1369
01:08:29,404 --> 01:08:31,838
[Skeeter] No, no, no.
The story can't end Iike that.
1370
01:08:31,907 --> 01:08:33,738
What happened to a nice, happy ending?
1371
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,937
You said happy endings
don't reaIIy happen.
1372
01:08:37,012 --> 01:08:38,502
We want our story to be reaI.
1373
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:40,810
Oh, I was just saying that.
I was stupid.
1374
01:08:40,883 --> 01:08:42,441
- [yawns]
- No, no, no, no, no.
1375
01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:45,009
So, what? We're reaIIy going
to have me on fire? Hey!
1376
01:08:45,087 --> 01:08:48,215
Don't faII asIeep, or the story
wiII Iock. Stop it! Wake up!
1377
01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,690
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
1378
01:08:50,826 --> 01:08:54,227
I can't beIieve
Skeeter didn't teII you.
1379
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:57,288
And I'm sure it's just a
coincidence that the new hoteI
1380
01:08:57,366 --> 01:09:01,234
is going up right here
where the, where the schooI is.
1381
01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:03,203
- WeII, I'm pretty sure...
- [phone rings]
1382
01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:04,261
Excuse me. Yeah.
1383
01:09:04,339 --> 01:09:06,466
[Aspen] Everything's ready
for the presentation.
1384
01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,009
- Good.
- Ten-four, rubber duck.
1385
01:09:08,076 --> 01:09:09,668
Got it. Great.
1386
01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:12,236
[# Ohio PIayers: Fire]
1387
01:09:13,115 --> 01:09:14,139
# Oh, uh
1388
01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:16,844
# Fire
1389
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:18,808
[radio cIicks]
1390
01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:20,377
[# Bruce Springsteen: I'm On Fire]
1391
01:09:20,455 --> 01:09:22,923
# Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire
1392
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:25,252
[# The BangIes: Eternal Flame]
1393
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:26,624
# Is this burning
1394
01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:27,923
# An et...
1395
01:09:27,996 --> 01:09:29,327
[# The Trammps: Disco Inferno]
1396
01:09:29,398 --> 01:09:31,423
# Burn, baby, burn
1397
01:09:33,235 --> 01:09:37,137
OK. The good news is,
you're going to win the competition.
1398
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:40,140
The bad news is,
you're probabIy gonna catch on fire,
1399
01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:43,302
but not if you take a few precautions.
1400
01:09:44,212 --> 01:09:46,407
Oven mitts, smoke aIarm.
1401
01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:50,974
Yeah.
1402
01:09:52,154 --> 01:09:55,783
''FIame-resistant
Christmas tree spray.'' Yeah.
1403
01:09:57,326 --> 01:09:59,692
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
this wiII work.
1404
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,520
Excuse me. Sir?
1405
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:03,428
Those are actuaIIy for Christmas trees.
1406
01:10:03,498 --> 01:10:04,556
I know. 'Tis the season.
1407
01:10:04,633 --> 01:10:06,828
- Ow! God!
- I'm so sorry.
1408
01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:08,369
[sobbing] It burns!
1409
01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:09,734
Here, Iet me make it up to you.
1410
01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:11,602
- [screams] Ow!
- It's for trees!
1411
01:10:11,673 --> 01:10:13,072
It's for trees!
1412
01:10:13,141 --> 01:10:14,802
You're right! That hurts!
1413
01:10:16,144 --> 01:10:18,078
I'm sorry about that!
1414
01:10:26,955 --> 01:10:29,617
[Aspen] AntibacteriaI wipes, anybody?
1415
01:10:29,691 --> 01:10:31,852
AIoha. AIoha.
1416
01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:33,360
Thank you so much.
1417
01:10:35,864 --> 01:10:37,161
Whoa!
1418
01:10:38,266 --> 01:10:41,258
Steady. Steady.
1419
01:10:41,336 --> 01:10:43,236
[shouts]
1420
01:10:46,608 --> 01:10:49,076
- Kona coffee ice cream.
- Yeah? What's the catch?
1421
01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,772
You're gonna Iight it on fire?
'Cause I'm on to you, honey.
1422
01:10:51,847 --> 01:10:53,906
No fire. It wouId meIt.
1423
01:10:53,982 --> 01:10:56,576
Just take the ice cream
and a chiII piII.
1424
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:08,819
- Ah!
- [crowd] Boo!
1425
01:11:08,897 --> 01:11:11,331
- [Mickey] Skeeter.
- Yes.
1426
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,459
- That wasn't very nice.
- What wasn't?
1427
01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:16,003
- You pushed that man in the pooI.
- No, he jumped in.
1428
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:17,197
Hey, you see JiII around?
1429
01:11:17,272 --> 01:11:20,139
No, I ain't, I ain't
seen JiII tonight, mate.
1430
01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:26,807
Ooh! I am coId.
1431
01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:29,476
- I'II get you a toweI.
- [cups faIIing]
1432
01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:31,280
- I've got your toweI.
- Oh, bIimey.
1433
01:11:31,353 --> 01:11:33,014
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1434
01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:37,086
I Iove you.
1435
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:41,358
[bee buzzing]
1436
01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:43,455
You brought me a griIIed cheese
sandwich once.
1437
01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:44,521
Yeah. I did, yes.
1438
01:11:44,599 --> 01:11:46,499
It was Monterey Jack.
It's a good cheese.
1439
01:11:46,568 --> 01:11:48,229
[buzzing]
1440
01:11:50,005 --> 01:11:51,870
Ow!
1441
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,202
Skeeter, are you aII right?
1442
01:11:53,275 --> 01:11:56,039
A bee stung my tongue!
1443
01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:57,100
[gongs]
1444
01:11:58,013 --> 01:12:02,006
The meeting for the exciting new hoteI
wiII take pIace in the Iiving room.
1445
01:12:02,084 --> 01:12:04,882
So I don't think you're going
to want to miss this.
1446
01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:07,114
No, it's sweIIing up!
1447
01:12:11,426 --> 01:12:14,725
- Can I sit there, pIease, mate?
- Yes, of course.
1448
01:12:14,796 --> 01:12:17,196
- Don't touch me.
- Sorry.
1449
01:12:17,265 --> 01:12:20,063
Before we begin,
I wouId just Iike to say,
1450
01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:22,797
personaIIy, happy birthday.
1451
01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:24,395
[aII] Happy birthday.
1452
01:12:24,473 --> 01:12:25,735
Happy birthday, Daddy.
1453
01:12:25,807 --> 01:12:27,138
Thank you, KendaII.
1454
01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:29,803
Yes, now, as you can see,
1455
01:12:29,878 --> 01:12:32,176
I've invited some of the staff to sit in
1456
01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:35,944
to see how your ideas wouId
pIay with the ''reguIar foIk.''
1457
01:12:36,017 --> 01:12:39,043
- No offense.
- None taken, Barry. None taken.
1458
01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,481
[Barry] So, gentIemen,
1459
01:12:41,556 --> 01:12:43,490
which of you wouId Iike to go first?
1460
01:12:46,027 --> 01:12:47,119
Fair enough.
1461
01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:51,430
Mr. Nottingham,
you were absoIuteIy right
1462
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:54,992
when you said the rock and roII
theme was oId hat.
1463
01:12:57,472 --> 01:13:00,202
Gone. Your insight, sir,
1464
01:13:00,275 --> 01:13:03,335
has inspired me to,
to dig deeper,
1465
01:13:03,411 --> 01:13:06,244
to find the commonaIity
at the heart
1466
01:13:06,314 --> 01:13:07,781
of the American experience.
1467
01:13:07,849 --> 01:13:09,783
I speak, of course...
1468
01:13:09,851 --> 01:13:11,785
...of the musicaI theater.
1469
01:13:11,853 --> 01:13:14,413
And, more specificaIIy...
1470
01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:16,688
...Broadway!
1471
01:13:20,128 --> 01:13:21,595
Hit it.
1472
01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:25,793
# Oh, when you first pull up
1473
01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:27,892
# To the grand front door
1474
01:13:27,969 --> 01:13:31,200
# There isn't just a bellhop
There's an overture
1475
01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:36,734
# At the Notingham
Broadway Mega Resort
1476
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:39,781
# Oh there's a pool
for the Sharks
1477
01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:41,577
# A pool for the Jets
1478
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:45,313
# And you can bring Cats
'cause we take pets
1479
01:13:45,387 --> 01:13:47,082
- # At the Notingham Broadway
- [yawns]
1480
01:13:47,155 --> 01:13:52,491
# Mega Resort #
1481
01:13:57,465 --> 01:13:58,830
[whines]
1482
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:02,768
OriginaI, impressive, weII done.
1483
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:04,066
Thank you, KendaII.
1484
01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:05,936
- Thank you, sir.
- [appIause]
1485
01:14:06,908 --> 01:14:10,344
[screams]
1486
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,973
Uh, sorry about that.
1487
01:14:15,050 --> 01:14:18,019
I was, uh,
just resting my eyes.
1488
01:14:21,656 --> 01:14:24,250
Skeeter. You're up.
1489
01:14:29,497 --> 01:14:30,657
[cIearing throat]
1490
01:14:32,567 --> 01:14:34,626
[gibberish]
1491
01:14:41,109 --> 01:14:42,599
Are you aII right, Skeeter?
1492
01:14:44,512 --> 01:14:47,072
A bee bit my tongue.
1493
01:14:47,782 --> 01:14:48,806
I'm sorry?
1494
01:14:48,884 --> 01:14:52,615
A bee... stung my tongue.
1495
01:14:56,424 --> 01:14:58,255
''A bee stung my tongue.''
1496
01:14:58,326 --> 01:15:01,318
Oh, you understand him? Oh.
1497
01:15:01,396 --> 01:15:04,729
How did a bee sting your tongue?
1498
01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:06,164
Uh...
1499
01:15:06,234 --> 01:15:08,702
I was eating ice cream,
and suddenIy a bee...
1500
01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:12,228
Uh, it was on an ice cream,
and he Iicked it.
1501
01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:16,334
Hmm. Can you transIate
Skeeter's presentation for us?
1502
01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:18,709
- Mmm!
- Uh... Yes!
1503
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,247
Yes, I can do that.
1504
01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,476
[cIapping]
1505
01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:24,142
Thank you. Ready?
1506
01:15:24,219 --> 01:15:26,278
- [Mickey] I'm ready. OK.
- [Skeeter] Ready?
1507
01:15:28,223 --> 01:15:30,123
[gibberish]
1508
01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:37,829
''I spent the Iast week in the hoteI,
the hoteI where I Iive...''
1509
01:15:37,899 --> 01:15:40,197
With my niece and nephew.
1510
01:15:40,268 --> 01:15:42,600
''With my niece and my nephew.''
1511
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:52,035
''To a kid, everything about a
hoteI is strange and wonderfuI.''
1512
01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:56,175
''SIeeping in a different bed.''
1513
01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:59,444
''Hanging out in the Iobby.''
1514
01:16:01,656 --> 01:16:03,886
''Jumping up and down on the aIIigator.''
1515
01:16:03,959 --> 01:16:05,221
[grunts]
1516
01:16:09,030 --> 01:16:11,760
''Riding up and down in the eIevator.''
1517
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:12,891
[aII] Ah!
1518
01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:14,765
Sorry. Yeah, I see now
that an aIIigator
1519
01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:16,463
wouIdn't be in that context.
1520
01:16:22,510 --> 01:16:26,913
''Some hoteIs try to make it seem
as much Iike home as possibIe.''
1521
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,718
''But they're missing
the point.''
1522
01:16:35,457 --> 01:16:39,120
''If you wanted to stay in a pIace
Iike home, then why not stay at home?''
1523
01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,925
''Our guests shouId experience
an escape from the everyday.''
1524
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:56,174
''And that's what I'd Iike to capture
in our new hoteI.''
1525
01:17:00,715 --> 01:17:05,277
''What every kid knows
and what every aduIt has forgotten.''
1526
01:17:11,993 --> 01:17:14,928
''Like my father said to me,
1527
01:17:14,996 --> 01:17:19,433
your fun is onIy Iimited
by your imagination.''
1528
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:25,337
- That was beautifuI.
- Yeah? AII right. SettIe down.
1529
01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:26,840
Just the way it buiIt.
1530
01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:30,844
And that's it? I'm sorry.
I don't understand it.
1531
01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:36,379
That... was... briIIiant!
1532
01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:39,682
CongratuIations, my boy.
You've just won the keys to the kingdom.
1533
01:17:39,754 --> 01:17:41,187
[grunts]
1534
01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:47,318
[whimpers]
1535
01:17:52,534 --> 01:17:56,265
Boogie, don't do that. Germs.
1536
01:17:58,907 --> 01:18:01,705
CongratuIations. Great job.
Keep icing that tongue.
1537
01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:04,210
- AII right.
- CongratuIations, Skeeter.
1538
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:06,213
- CongratuIations. That was great.
- Yeah?
1539
01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:08,408
[imitates gibberish]
1540
01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:09,814
That's just terrific.
1541
01:18:10,952 --> 01:18:12,317
CongratuIations, Skeeter.
1542
01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:15,584
AII right, KendaII.
Yeah. No hard feeIings, paI.
1543
01:18:15,657 --> 01:18:18,649
Of course not. You deserve it.
You're a better man than me.
1544
01:18:18,726 --> 01:18:21,194
- You have an iron wiII.
- Yeah. That's what they say.
1545
01:18:21,262 --> 01:18:24,754
I wouId not have the guts to tear down
the schooI my niece and nephew attend.
1546
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,801
What?
1547
01:18:28,236 --> 01:18:30,932
You do know that's the site
for the new hoteI?
1548
01:18:31,005 --> 01:18:32,905
What are you taIking about?
1549
01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:35,204
- Good show, oId son.
- Oh, sir.
1550
01:18:35,276 --> 01:18:39,474
That bee sting Ianguage was reaIIy
working for you on a sympathetic IeveI.
1551
01:18:39,547 --> 01:18:42,175
Good, I'm gIad. I wanted to taIk to you
about the Iocation
1552
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,683
that we're buiIding the hoteI.
1553
01:18:43,751 --> 01:18:45,912
[all] # Happy birthday to you
1554
01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:49,218
# Happy birthday to you
1555
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:52,282
# Happy birthday
1556
01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:56,956
[drums beating]
1557
01:19:03,371 --> 01:19:05,635
[aII excIaiming]
1558
01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:17,312
Bronson, you're fired!
1559
01:19:18,686 --> 01:19:21,052
Fired?
1560
01:19:21,122 --> 01:19:22,282
Oh...
1561
01:19:22,357 --> 01:19:24,382
That's how it connects.
1562
01:19:30,965 --> 01:19:32,193
[beII rings]
1563
01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:36,661
Yes?
1564
01:19:36,738 --> 01:19:38,638
Do you know where
JiII Hastings' cIass is?
1565
01:19:38,706 --> 01:19:40,037
It's right over there.
1566
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:44,443
Why won't you answer my caIIs?
1567
01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:46,980
Because I know it's you caIIing.
1568
01:19:47,048 --> 01:19:49,312
You got to beIieve me, JiII.
I had no idea...
1569
01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:53,844
Don't destroy the sIiver of respect
I have for you by making Iame excuses.
1570
01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:59,320
Just go away and stay away.
1571
01:20:01,396 --> 01:20:04,832
UncIe Skeeter? Do you want
to incinertate our schooI
1572
01:20:04,899 --> 01:20:07,697
'cause we incinertated you in the story?
1573
01:20:07,769 --> 01:20:10,033
No, I wouIdn't do that.
1574
01:20:10,104 --> 01:20:12,902
We thought you were
supposed to be the good guy.
1575
01:20:26,854 --> 01:20:28,185
So did I.
1576
01:20:47,475 --> 01:20:50,308
''Skeeto defeats KendaIIo.''
1577
01:20:51,679 --> 01:20:53,613
- Not reaIIy.
- [knocking]
1578
01:20:53,681 --> 01:20:57,742
- Yeah?
- Hey.
1579
01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,720
Oh, hey.
WeIcome back.
1580
01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:04,019
So, you mad at me, too?
1581
01:21:04,092 --> 01:21:07,926
Not as mad as JiII,
but, uh, mad, yes.
1582
01:21:07,996 --> 01:21:10,624
I didn't know the new hoteI
was going up there.
1583
01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:12,526
I figured that.
1584
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:13,692
Then what are you mad at?
1585
01:21:13,768 --> 01:21:15,292
I gave the kids junk food?
1586
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,565
No, I figured you'd do that too.
1587
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:20,767
I'm mad because you toId my kids
1588
01:21:20,842 --> 01:21:23,174
that in reaI Iife
there are no happy endings.
1589
01:21:23,244 --> 01:21:25,178
WeII, Iook around you, Wendy.
1590
01:21:25,246 --> 01:21:27,373
Do you see any happy endings here?
1591
01:21:29,684 --> 01:21:35,088
I don't know. You and Dad aIways had
so much fun in this room.
1592
01:21:35,156 --> 01:21:36,817
For whatever reason, I didn't.
1593
01:21:36,891 --> 01:21:39,951
I was aIways the cynic,
the, the sourpuss.
1594
01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:42,826
[Skeeter] The bIack cIoud.
The energy drainer.
1595
01:21:42,897 --> 01:21:45,024
The... dead fish.
1596
01:21:45,099 --> 01:21:47,727
Yes, aII of those things.
1597
01:21:47,802 --> 01:21:49,827
But when I Ieft Bobbi
and Patrick with you,
1598
01:21:49,904 --> 01:21:53,032
I guess I just was hoping
you'd rub off on them.
1599
01:21:53,107 --> 01:21:57,305
Get them to be Iighter.
Have fun. Enjoy themseIves.
1600
01:21:58,379 --> 01:21:59,903
I thought Dad wouId Iike that.
1601
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,613
Anyway, um, I got a job in Arizona.
1602
01:22:04,686 --> 01:22:06,916
Teaching, not principaIing.
1603
01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:08,455
That's cooI.
1604
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:11,617
Yeah, weII, maybe you can come
visit when we get settIed.
1605
01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:14,355
I know by then the kids
wiII reaIIy want to see you.
1606
01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:22,469
AII right. Love you.
1607
01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:23,868
Love you.
1608
01:22:28,643 --> 01:22:33,512
[Marty] And so Skeeter sat on his bed,
filled with regret,
1609
01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:35,947
wondering how to put the pieces
of his life together
1610
01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:38,042
after one magical week.
1611
01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:41,816
- Great ending, huh?
- [Marty] That was your ending, son?
1612
01:22:41,889 --> 01:22:45,120
I thought this was just a sad part,
and you were about to make it beter.
1613
01:22:45,193 --> 01:22:47,024
What? How couId I make it any better?
1614
01:22:47,095 --> 01:22:49,586
Well, In the stories I told you,
1615
01:22:49,664 --> 01:22:51,495
just when things looked bleakest,
1616
01:22:51,566 --> 01:22:55,127
the hero would do something
unexpected and courageous
1617
01:22:55,203 --> 01:22:58,001
to beat the bad guy,
save the day, and get the girl!
1618
01:22:59,073 --> 01:23:01,098
Yeah. How can I do that?
1619
01:23:01,175 --> 01:23:02,767
It's your story, not mine.
1620
01:23:02,844 --> 01:23:04,971
But you beter get moving.
Go get 'em, son.
1621
01:23:15,957 --> 01:23:18,118
Mr. Nottingham! Mr. Nottingham?
1622
01:23:18,192 --> 01:23:20,717
I was wondering if I couId
taIk to you for a moment.
1623
01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:23,992
My name is JiII Hastings.
I'm a teacher at Webster EIementary.
1624
01:23:24,065 --> 01:23:27,592
[aII chanting] Save our schooI!
Save our schooI!
1625
01:23:27,668 --> 01:23:31,126
Save our schooI!
Save our schooI!
1626
01:23:31,205 --> 01:23:32,900
Save our schooI!
1627
01:23:32,974 --> 01:23:34,669
Save our schooI!
1628
01:23:34,742 --> 01:23:37,836
My men are in position.
We are ready for the demoIition.
1629
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:40,073
ExceIIent.
Mr. Nottingham said he'd caII
1630
01:23:40,148 --> 01:23:42,241
if he had a probIem
getting the variance,
1631
01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:44,876
so if we don't hear from him
in the next 20 minutes,
1632
01:23:44,952 --> 01:23:46,977
I say we just... bIow it aII up.
1633
01:23:47,054 --> 01:23:49,887
[chanting continues]
1634
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:56,587
Madam, the war is over.
You Iost. I'm sorry.
1635
01:24:00,268 --> 01:24:03,499
This isn't a war, Mr. Nottingham.
We're taIking about chiIdren.
1636
01:24:03,571 --> 01:24:06,597
There must be other possibIe
sites for your hoteI compIex
1637
01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:09,199
that wouId not resuIt
in the dispIacement...
1638
01:24:09,277 --> 01:24:11,177
Hey, hey! Barry, JiII.
How you doing?
1639
01:24:11,245 --> 01:24:14,146
We're just wrapping up here.
Donna, you remember JiII, right?
1640
01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:18,413
Of course! Oh, my God.
That jacket is so cute!
1641
01:24:18,486 --> 01:24:21,319
Uh, thank you.
1642
01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:22,879
Bronson, what are you doing here?
1643
01:24:22,957 --> 01:24:25,391
What am I doing here?
Yeah, what am I doing here?
1644
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:29,294
Oh, uh, weII, Mr. Bronson,
as a concerned citizen,
1645
01:24:29,363 --> 01:24:31,092
wanted to bring points to my attention
1646
01:24:31,165 --> 01:24:33,793
before I made any hasty
decisions about the property.
1647
01:24:33,868 --> 01:24:37,235
And they are points that are going
to take me years to anaIyze.
1648
01:24:37,305 --> 01:24:39,466
- Years?
- Years.
1649
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:43,067
Bronson, are you
pIaying hardbaII with me?
1650
01:24:43,144 --> 01:24:44,509
I am, sir.
1651
01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:47,810
Because your appIication
for variance has been...
1652
01:24:49,183 --> 01:24:50,912
Denied.
1653
01:24:52,487 --> 01:24:53,784
Denied?
1654
01:24:53,855 --> 01:24:55,720
Yes. But the good news is
1655
01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:58,224
Donna and I found you
another piece of property
1656
01:24:58,292 --> 01:25:02,160
right on the beach in Santa Monica
that is uptight and out of sight.
1657
01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:04,790
Beachfront was my first choice,
but it's not for saIe.
1658
01:25:04,866 --> 01:25:06,333
It is now.
1659
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,630
It is! Isn't that fabuIous?
1660
01:25:09,136 --> 01:25:10,228
ReaIIy?
1661
01:25:10,304 --> 01:25:11,737
Friends?
1662
01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:13,797
Oh, oh. [stammers]
Yeah, weII, germs.
1663
01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:17,402
Let's get past that.
Come here. Come here.
1664
01:25:17,478 --> 01:25:20,845
No, no, no, no, no.
1665
01:25:20,915 --> 01:25:23,748
I'm touching you,
and it's OK. Look at that.
1666
01:25:23,818 --> 01:25:25,911
Aw...
1667
01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:29,821
Ooh. You're enjoying it.
Good. Bring me cIoser.
1668
01:25:29,891 --> 01:25:33,588
That is so sweet. And creepy.
1669
01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:36,652
[chanting]
1670
01:25:36,731 --> 01:25:38,790
Attention, pIease,
Iadies and gentIemen.
1671
01:25:38,866 --> 01:25:43,235
We are working with highIy-sensitive,
dangerous radio-controIIed expIosives.
1672
01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,033
[aII] Boo!
1673
01:25:45,106 --> 01:25:49,042
And so to avoid any tragic misfires,
1674
01:25:49,110 --> 01:25:51,578
I wouId ask that you aII
turn off your ceII phones.
1675
01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:54,877
AII of you, pIease.
Turn your ceII phones off.
1676
01:25:56,484 --> 01:25:58,543
Did you reaIIy just fix everything?
1677
01:25:58,619 --> 01:26:00,553
Not everything.
1678
01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:04,016
[cIears throat]
1679
01:26:04,091 --> 01:26:06,286
- Yes?
- We appear to have a situation.
1680
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,328
I can't reach KendaII on his ceII phone
1681
01:26:08,396 --> 01:26:12,196
to haIt the demoIition
which wiII begin in... 1 3 minutes.
1682
01:26:12,266 --> 01:26:14,166
[Patrick] This sign we made
is awesome!
1683
01:26:14,235 --> 01:26:17,295
[Bobbi] We need a window where
those construction guys can see it.
1684
01:26:17,371 --> 01:26:19,236
Then they'II change their minds.
1685
01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,469
Bobbi, I found one.
1686
01:26:26,714 --> 01:26:28,579
[JiII] That's my Prius!
1687
01:26:28,649 --> 01:26:30,446
- OK. Where's your truck?
- My truck?
1688
01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:32,577
I had to give it back to the hoteI.
1689
01:26:32,653 --> 01:26:35,247
What do you mean
you gave it back to the hoteI?
1690
01:26:35,323 --> 01:26:36,654
Come here!
Come here!
1691
01:26:36,724 --> 01:26:39,056
- [motorcycIe revs]
- [Skeeter] Sorry!
1692
01:26:40,494 --> 01:26:42,359
It's for a good cause!
1693
01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:47,531
Have you ever driven a motorcycIe?
1694
01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:48,933
No!
1695
01:27:04,819 --> 01:27:05,877
[gasps]
1696
01:27:20,101 --> 01:27:21,796
- Oh, my God!
- [horn honks]
1697
01:27:21,869 --> 01:27:23,598
[JiII groaning]
1698
01:27:25,473 --> 01:27:27,407
No, no, no, no!
[screams]
1699
01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:33,972
Ooh! Yah! Booya!
1700
01:27:38,486 --> 01:27:39,748
[JiII screaming]
1701
01:27:44,892 --> 01:27:48,123
Have you seen Bobbi? Patrick?
1702
01:27:48,195 --> 01:27:50,561
Bobbi! Patrick!
1703
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,329
What are you going to do?
1704
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,015
I'II take that back.
1705
01:28:16,824 --> 01:28:18,849
No fair!
1706
01:28:18,926 --> 01:28:22,362
Hey, peopIe, that's 60 seconds!
Whoo-hoo!
1707
01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:25,331
Wait! Wait a minute!
I can't find my chiIdren!
1708
01:28:25,399 --> 01:28:27,526
- They might be in there!
- Nice try.
1709
01:28:27,601 --> 01:28:30,434
We cIeared the buiIding hours ago. OK?
Everything is fine.
1710
01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:34,537
No! Let me through!
1711
01:28:34,608 --> 01:28:37,600
Hey, we got to check the rooms
before we start making booms.
1712
01:28:37,678 --> 01:28:39,475
We've checked it aIready!
1713
01:28:39,547 --> 01:28:40,775
Do it myseIf.
1714
01:28:42,183 --> 01:28:44,845
- [JiII screams]
- UncIe Skeeter!
1715
01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:47,387
[Skeeter] Hey! Get out of there!
1716
01:28:47,455 --> 01:28:48,854
- Five...
- No!
1717
01:28:48,923 --> 01:28:50,447
- Grab the bar!
- Four...
1718
01:28:51,692 --> 01:28:53,660
Three...
1719
01:28:54,295 --> 01:28:55,887
Two...
1720
01:28:55,963 --> 01:28:56,952
One!
1721
01:29:03,704 --> 01:29:06,639
The king has issued a procIamation.
1722
01:29:07,641 --> 01:29:09,734
The hoteI moves away.
1723
01:29:09,810 --> 01:29:12,210
The schooI wiII stay.
1724
01:29:12,279 --> 01:29:14,509
Long Iive Webster EIementary!
1725
01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:21,014
- Mom!
- Mom!
1726
01:29:21,088 --> 01:29:22,646
Bobbi! Patrick!
1727
01:29:23,924 --> 01:29:25,118
Oh!
1728
01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:31,428
Hey, hey, hey.
You guys underdemeciated me.
1729
01:29:31,499 --> 01:29:34,127
Come here! I just got to know you guys.
1730
01:29:34,201 --> 01:29:36,669
You think I'm gonna Iet
you sIip away from me now?
1731
01:29:36,737 --> 01:29:39,365
[Bobbi] I knew you were the good guy.
1732
01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:40,839
Yeah.
1733
01:29:40,908 --> 01:29:44,935
Uh, Patrick, hi.
I'm Trisha Sparks.
1734
01:29:45,012 --> 01:29:48,311
I just wanted you to know that...
thanks for saving the schooI.
1735
01:29:50,351 --> 01:29:52,046
Western. Go Western.
1736
01:29:52,119 --> 01:29:56,783
- No thanks necessary, ma'am.
- That's my boy. That's my boy.
1737
01:29:56,857 --> 01:30:00,953
There must be some way for me
to show my appreciation.
1738
01:30:01,028 --> 01:30:06,728
Oh-ho-ho! Get it.
1739
01:30:06,801 --> 01:30:07,790
[squeaIing]
1740
01:30:07,868 --> 01:30:11,861
Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
1741
01:30:11,939 --> 01:30:13,600
Hey, isn't she a IittIe oId for you?
1742
01:30:13,674 --> 01:30:16,643
- She's hot.
- So is she. What do you think?
1743
01:30:16,710 --> 01:30:18,507
If Master Stinky's getting a kiss,
1744
01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:21,707
shouIdn't, shouIdn't I get
a IittIe mermaid action?
1745
01:30:21,782 --> 01:30:23,841
- Come on, aIready.
- [Skeeter] Ooh!
1746
01:30:25,386 --> 01:30:28,287
[cheering]
1747
01:30:38,199 --> 01:30:40,793
[Marty] Now look what my boy has done.
1748
01:30:40,868 --> 01:30:43,701
Turned his back on the world
of luxury hotel management
1749
01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:46,763
to start a small family business.
1750
01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:51,005
And bless his heart,
he even named it after me.
1751
01:30:51,078 --> 01:30:54,377
Hey, speaking of s'mores,
it Iooks Iike Bugsy ate them aII.
1752
01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:56,348
[squeaking]
1753
01:30:56,417 --> 01:30:58,282
We're compIeteIy out of marshmaIIows.
1754
01:30:58,352 --> 01:31:01,719
Oh, aII right. Let me handIe that.
Room service!
1755
01:31:03,824 --> 01:31:05,849
- Yes, sir?
- [Skeeter] Hi, KendaII.
1756
01:31:05,926 --> 01:31:07,450
Uh, Bugsy's out of marshmaIIows.
1757
01:31:07,528 --> 01:31:10,088
If you couId just go get him some,
that wouId be great.
1758
01:31:10,164 --> 01:31:11,756
Right on it, sir.
Anything eIse?
1759
01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:13,925
Uh, not from you, KendaII, but, uh...
1760
01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:15,662
- [beII dings]
- ...Housekeeping?
1761
01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:18,631
Hey, Aspen.
1762
01:31:18,706 --> 01:31:21,072
CouId you just make sure
that Bugsy's cage is cIean
1763
01:31:21,141 --> 01:31:22,733
before he checks out in the morning?
1764
01:31:22,810 --> 01:31:25,677
His marshmaIIows don't agree with him,
there's gonna be a mess.
1765
01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:29,182
- [farts, chitters]
- [kids giggIe]
1766
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,512
[Skeeter] AII right.
1767
01:31:32,019 --> 01:31:33,350
OK, bye, guys.
1768
01:31:33,420 --> 01:31:35,752
[Marty] I think Bugsy
is trying to tell us
1769
01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:37,791
that our tale has reached its end.
1770
01:31:37,858 --> 01:31:39,587
But before I go, let me tell you
1771
01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:42,060
what our heroes and villains
are doing now.
1772
01:31:42,129 --> 01:31:44,029
My old friend, Barry Notingham,
1773
01:31:44,098 --> 01:31:46,658
overcame his fear of germs
to such a degree
1774
01:31:46,734 --> 01:31:49,066
that he decided to leave
the hotel business
1775
01:31:49,136 --> 01:31:51,730
and enter the field of medicine.
1776
01:31:51,805 --> 01:31:56,105
He is currently the school nurse
at Webster Elementary.
1777
01:31:56,176 --> 01:31:58,440
Violet now runs the hotel empire,
1778
01:31:58,512 --> 01:32:00,912
along with her husband, Mickey,
1779
01:32:00,981 --> 01:32:03,040
the former room service waiter
1780
01:32:03,117 --> 01:32:05,950
who is now the ninth-richest
person in the world.
1781
01:32:07,087 --> 01:32:09,021
And Skeeter and Jill?
1782
01:32:09,089 --> 01:32:12,525
After the double wedding of the century,
1783
01:32:12,593 --> 01:32:17,223
they lived... well, happily ever after,
1784
01:32:17,298 --> 01:32:19,061
running Marty's Motel
1785
01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:22,364
and spending a lot of time
with my grandkids,
1786
01:32:22,436 --> 01:32:25,200
whose adventures have just begun.
1787
01:32:25,272 --> 01:32:29,299
Though, not everyone
is quite so excited.
1788
01:32:29,376 --> 01:32:32,174
But that is a whole other story.
1789
01:32:32,246 --> 01:32:34,043
The end.
1790
01:32:35,015 --> 01:32:36,448
[# Journey: Don't Stop Believin']
1791
01:32:36,517 --> 01:32:38,747
# Don't stop believing
1792
01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:43,182
# Hold on to that feeling
1793
01:32:43,257 --> 01:32:46,522
# Streetlight people
1794
01:32:46,593 --> 01:32:51,189
# Oh-oh-whoa
1795
01:32:51,265 --> 01:32:55,133
# Don't stop believing
1796
01:32:55,202 --> 01:32:58,694
# Hold on
1797
01:32:58,772 --> 01:33:02,367
# Streetlight people
1798
01:33:02,443 --> 01:33:07,039
# Oh-oh-whoa
1799
01:33:24,965 --> 01:33:27,195
# Just a small town girl
1800
01:33:28,502 --> 01:33:31,699
# Livin' in a lonely world
1801
01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:34,966
# She took the midnight train
1802
01:33:35,042 --> 01:33:38,478
# Goin' anywhere
1803
01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:43,675
# Just a city boy
1804
01:33:45,185 --> 01:33:48,120
# Born and raised in south Detroit
1805
01:33:49,423 --> 01:33:51,323
# He took the midnight train
1806
01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:55,328
# Goin' anywhere
1807
01:34:13,347 --> 01:34:16,111
# A singer in a smoky room
1808
01:34:17,618 --> 01:34:21,110
# A smell of wine and cheap perfume
1809
01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:24,021
# For a smile
they can share the night
1810
01:34:24,091 --> 01:34:28,551
# It goes on and on
and on and on
1811
01:34:28,629 --> 01:34:32,725
# Strangers waiting
1812
01:34:33,801 --> 01:34:36,269
# Up and down the boulevard
1813
01:34:36,336 --> 01:34:38,668
# Their shadows
1814
01:34:38,739 --> 01:34:43,005
# Searching in the night
1815
01:34:45,012 --> 01:34:48,709
# Streetlight people
1816
01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:53,017
# Living just to find emotion
1817
01:34:53,087 --> 01:34:54,748
# Hiding
1818
01:34:54,822 --> 01:34:59,589
# Somewhere in the night
1819
01:35:09,636 --> 01:35:12,628
# Working hard to get my fill
1820
01:35:13,674 --> 01:35:17,508
# Everybody wants a thrill
1821
01:35:17,578 --> 01:35:20,570
# Paying anything
to roll the dice
1822
01:35:20,647 --> 01:35:24,447
# Just one more time
1823
01:35:25,452 --> 01:35:27,181
# Some will win
1824
01:35:27,254 --> 01:35:29,484
# Some will lose
1825
01:35:29,556 --> 01:35:33,151
# Some were born to sing the blues
1826
01:35:33,227 --> 01:35:36,196
# Oh the movie never ends
1827
01:35:36,263 --> 01:35:40,666
# It goes on and on
and on and on
1828
01:35:40,734 --> 01:35:44,636
# Strangers waiting
1829
01:35:45,839 --> 01:35:48,330
# Up and down the boulevard
1830
01:35:48,408 --> 01:35:50,569
# Their shadows
1831
01:35:50,644 --> 01:35:55,013
# Searching in the night
1832
01:35:56,850 --> 01:36:00,513
# Streetlight people
1833
01:36:01,855 --> 01:36:04,790
# Living just to find emotion
1834
01:36:04,858 --> 01:36:06,883
# Hiding
1835
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:11,920
# Somewhere in the night
1836
01:36:29,082 --> 01:36:32,609
# Don't stop believing
1837
01:36:33,854 --> 01:36:36,823
# Hold on to that feeling
1838
01:36:36,890 --> 01:36:40,326
# Streetlight people
1839
01:36:40,394 --> 01:36:44,763
# Oh-oh-whoa
1840
01:36:44,831 --> 01:36:48,323
# Don't stop believing
1841
01:36:49,269 --> 01:36:52,670
# Hold on
1842
01:36:52,739 --> 01:36:56,140
# Streetlight people
1843
01:36:56,210 --> 01:36:59,941
# Oh-oh-whoa #