1 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:50,682 [Man] ''Once upon a time there wasa lovelyprincess. 2 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:54,361 ''Butshe hadan enchantment upon herofa fearfulsort... 3 00:00:54,446 --> 00:00:59,122 ''which couldonlybe broken by love's first kiss. 4 00:00:59,206 --> 00:01:01,436 ''She waslockedaway in a castle... 5 00:01:01,526 --> 00:01:05,565 'guardedbya terrible fire-breathing dragon. 6 00:01:05,646 --> 00:01:09,844 ''Manybrave knightshadattempted to free herfrom this dreadfulprison, 7 00:01:09,926 --> 00:01:12,565 ''but noneprevailed. 8 00:01:12,646 --> 00:01:14,716 ''She waitedin the dragon'skeep... 9 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:17,604 ''in the highest room ofthe tallest tower... 10 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:22,043 forhertrue love andtrue love's first kiss. ''' 11 00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:24,959 [ Laughing ] Like that's ever gonna happen. 12 00:01:25,046 --> 00:01:28,641 - [PaperRustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a loadof-- 13 00:01:28,726 --> 00:01:33,117 Somebodyonce toldme the worldisgonna rollme 14 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:36,994 lain 't thesharpest tool in theshed 15 00:01:37,086 --> 00:01:41,796 She waslookin'kindofdumb with herfingerandherthumb 16 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:45,435 ln theshape ofan ''L ''' on herforehead 17 00:01:45,526 --> 00:01:48,324 Theyearsstart comin ' andthey don'tstop comin' 18 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:51,125 Fedto the rules andlhit thegroundrunnin' 19 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:53,356 Didn 't makesense not to live forfun 20 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,562 Yourbraingets smart butyourheadgets dumb 21 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:57,477 So much to do So much to see 22 00:01:57,566 --> 00:02:00,034 So what's wrong with takin'the backstreets 23 00:02:00,126 --> 00:02:02,082 You'llneverknow ifyou don'tgo 24 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,521 You'llnevershine ifyou don't glow 25 00:02:04,606 --> 00:02:06,437 Hey, now You're an all-star 26 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,801 Getyourgame on, goplay 27 00:02:08,886 --> 00:02:12,640 Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get theshowon, getpaid 28 00:02:12,726 --> 00:02:16,514 Andallthat glitters isgold 29 00:02:16,606 --> 00:02:21,805 Onlyshootin'stars break the mould 30 00:02:21,886 --> 00:02:23,797 lt'sa coolplace andtheysay itgets colder 31 00:02:23,886 --> 00:02:25,956 You're bundledup now but wait tillyouget older 32 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,082 But the meteormen beg to differ 33 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,997 Judging bythe hole in thesatellitepicture 34 00:02:30,086 --> 00:02:32,680 The ice we skate isgettin'prettythin 35 00:02:32,766 --> 00:02:34,643 The water'sgetting warm soyou might as wellswim 36 00:02:34,726 --> 00:02:36,557 My world's on fire How 'boutyours 37 00:02:36,646 --> 00:02:39,206 That's the wayllike it andl'llneverget bored 38 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:41,800 - Hey, now, you're an all-star - [ Shouting ] 39 00:02:41,886 --> 00:02:45,322 Getyourgame on, goplay 40 00:02:45,406 --> 00:02:48,398 Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get theshowon, getpaid 41 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:52,035 Andallthat glitters isgold 42 00:02:52,126 --> 00:02:56,836 Onlyshootin'stars break the mould 43 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,360 [ Belches ] 44 00:03:00,606 --> 00:03:02,437 - Go! - Go! 45 00:03:02,526 --> 00:03:05,518 - [RecordScratching] - Go. Go. Go. 46 00:03:05,606 --> 00:03:08,040 Hey, now You're an all-star 47 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:11,084 Getyourgame on, goplay 48 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:15,239 Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get theshowon, getpaid 49 00:03:15,326 --> 00:03:19,035 Andallthat glitters isgold 50 00:03:19,126 --> 00:03:24,200 Onlyshootin'stars break the mould 51 00:03:28,726 --> 00:03:31,843 - Think it's in there? - All right. Let's get it! 52 00:03:31,926 --> 00:03:34,565 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? 53 00:03:34,646 --> 00:03:37,479 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. 54 00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:41,354 [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that wouldbe agiant. 55 00:03:41,446 --> 00:03:45,325 Now, ogres-- They're much worse. 56 00:03:45,406 --> 00:03:48,204 They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. 57 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:50,277 - No! - They'll shave your liver. 58 00:03:50,366 --> 00:03:53,483 Squeeze thejelly from your eyes! 59 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,000 - Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast! 60 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:58,122 Back! I warn ya! 61 00:04:00,926 --> 00:04:04,157 - [ Gasping ] - Right. 62 00:04:04,246 --> 00:04:06,885 [ Roaring ] 63 00:04:06,966 --> 00:04:11,517 - [ Shouting ] - [ Roaring ] 64 00:04:11,606 --> 00:04:14,803 [ Roaring Continues ] 65 00:04:14,886 --> 00:04:18,322 [ Shouting Continues ] 66 00:04:18,406 --> 00:04:22,763 [ Whispers ] This is the part where you run away. 67 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,918 - [ Gasping ] - [ Laughs ] 68 00:04:26,006 --> 00:04:29,203 [Laughing] 69 00:04:29,286 --> 00:04:32,198 And stay out! 70 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:36,964 ''Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.'' 71 00:04:38,526 --> 00:04:40,357 [ Sighs ] 72 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,521 [Man's Voice] Allright. This one's full. 73 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:47,117 - Take it away! - [ Gasps ] 74 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:50,915 - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next! 75 00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:53,804 Give me that! Your flying days are over. 76 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,400 That's 20 pieces ofsilver for the witch. Next! 77 00:04:56,486 --> 00:04:59,080 - Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces. 78 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,441 - [Thudding] - Sit down there! 79 00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:03,915 - Keep quiet! - [Crying] 80 00:05:04,006 --> 00:05:06,759 This cage is too small. 81 00:05:06,846 --> 00:05:08,837 Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. 82 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,837 I can change. Please! Give me another chance! 83 00:05:10,926 --> 00:05:13,201 - Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next! 84 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:16,039 - What have you got? - This little wooden puppet. 85 00:05:16,126 --> 00:05:20,836 I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. 86 00:05:20,926 --> 00:05:23,201 Five shillings for the possessed toy. 87 00:05:23,286 --> 00:05:25,277 - Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this! 88 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,197 - Help me! - Next. What have you got? 89 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,800 - Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [ Grunts ] 90 00:05:29,886 --> 00:05:34,243 Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, ifyou can prove it. 91 00:05:34,326 --> 00:05:38,080 Oh, go ahead, little fella. 92 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,997 Well? 93 00:05:40,086 --> 00:05:42,680 Oh, oh, he'sjust-- He'sjust a little nervous. 94 00:05:42,766 --> 00:05:46,554 He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt-- 95 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,114 -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks! 96 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:53,165 He does. I can talk. I love to talk. 97 00:05:53,246 --> 00:05:56,044 I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. 98 00:05:56,126 --> 00:05:58,560 - Get her out of my sight. - No, no! 99 00:05:58,646 --> 00:06:02,878 I swear! Oh! He can talk! 100 00:06:02,966 --> 00:06:05,036 [ Gasps ] 101 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:07,401 Hey! I can fly! 102 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:09,044 - He can fly! - He can fly! 103 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:12,038 - He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool! 104 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,276 Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. 105 00:06:14,366 --> 00:06:16,880 You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, 106 00:06:16,966 --> 00:06:19,878 but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. 107 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:21,797 Ha, ha! 108 00:06:21,886 --> 00:06:23,717 Uh-oh. 109 00:06:23,806 --> 00:06:25,922 [ Grunts ] 110 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:27,883 Seize him! 111 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:32,485 After him! He's getting away! 112 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,915 [ Grunts, Gasps ] 113 00:06:40,006 --> 00:06:43,078 [Man] Get him! This way! Turn! 114 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:50,281 You there. Ogre! 115 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,561 Aye? 116 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:56,559 By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest... 117 00:06:56,646 --> 00:07:02,004 and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. 118 00:07:02,086 --> 00:07:05,965 Oh, really? You and what army? 119 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:10,759 [ Gasps, Whimpering ] 120 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:12,677 [ Chuckles ] 121 00:07:16,286 --> 00:07:18,197 Can I say something to you? 122 00:07:18,286 --> 00:07:21,483 Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible! 123 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:27,084 Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa! 124 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:30,954 Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! 125 00:07:31,046 --> 00:07:33,640 They thought they was all ofthat. Then you showed up, and bam! 126 00:07:33,726 --> 00:07:35,603 They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. 127 00:07:35,686 --> 00:07:37,517 That really made me feel good to see that. 128 00:07:37,606 --> 00:07:40,518 - Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free. 129 00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:45,919 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? 130 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:49,157 But, uh, I don't have any friends. 131 00:07:49,246 --> 00:07:51,806 And I'm not goin' out there by myself. 132 00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:54,320 Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. 133 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:56,237 You're a mean, green, fiightin' machine. 134 00:07:56,326 --> 00:07:58,442 Together we'll scare the spit out ofanybody that crosses us. 135 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,565 [ Roaring ] 136 00:08:02,646 --> 00:08:05,206 Oh, wow! That was really scary. 137 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:08,835 lfyou don't mindmesayin ', ifthat don't work, yourbreath certainly willget thejob done, 138 00:08:08,926 --> 00:08:11,918 'cause you defiinitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! 139 00:08:12,006 --> 00:08:15,078 You almost burnedthe hair outta mynose, 140 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,885 just like the time-- [ Mumbling ] 141 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:21,515 Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. 142 00:08:21,606 --> 00:08:24,200 Why are you following me? 143 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,720 I'll tell you why. 144 00:08:27,806 --> 00:08:30,604 'Cause I'm all alone 145 00:08:30,686 --> 00:08:34,281 There's no one here beside me 146 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:37,881 Myproblems have allgone 147 00:08:37,966 --> 00:08:41,163 There's no one to deride me 148 00:08:41,246 --> 00:08:43,123 But you gotta have friends-- 149 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:46,118 Stop singing! 150 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:48,162 It's no wonder you don't have any friends. 151 00:08:48,246 --> 00:08:51,716 Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. 152 00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:55,719 Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? 153 00:08:56,726 --> 00:08:58,603 Uh-- 154 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:03,523 - Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre. 155 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:06,678 You know. ''Grab your torch and pitchforks.'' 156 00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:08,677 Doesn't that botheryou? 157 00:09:08,766 --> 00:09:10,802 Nope. 158 00:09:10,886 --> 00:09:13,639 - Really? - Really, really. 159 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:16,718 - Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name? 160 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,321 Uh, Shrek. 161 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:23,523 Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? 162 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:27,485 You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing. 163 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:31,195 I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. 164 00:09:31,286 --> 00:09:35,120 Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that? 165 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:38,278 That would be my home. 166 00:09:38,366 --> 00:09:41,119 Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. 167 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,835 You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. 168 00:09:44,926 --> 00:09:49,477 I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. 169 00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:55,680 I guess you don't entertain much, do you? 170 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:57,484 I like my privacy. 171 00:09:57,566 --> 00:10:00,034 You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. 172 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,276 Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. 173 00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:06,120 You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. 174 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:11,720 - Can I stay with you? - Uh, what? 175 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:14,274 Can I stay with you, please? 176 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:16,561 - Ofcourse! - Really? 177 00:10:16,646 --> 00:10:18,921 - No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there! 178 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:22,760 You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. 179 00:10:22,846 --> 00:10:25,314 But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! 180 00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:28,398 - Please! Please! - Okay! Okay! 181 00:10:28,486 --> 00:10:30,954 - But one night only. - Ah! Thankyou! 182 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:33,276 - What are you-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun! 183 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,197 We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, 184 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,959 and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. 185 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:41,163 - Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep? 186 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:42,918 Outside! 187 00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:45,964 Oh, well, I guess that's cool. 188 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,037 I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, 189 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:50,401 so I guess outside is best, you know. 190 00:10:50,486 --> 00:10:53,364 [ Sniffles ] Here I go. 191 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:59,359 Good night. [ Sighs ] 192 00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:03,280 lmean, ldo like the outdoors. l'm a donkey. l wasborn outside. 193 00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,926 l'lljust besitting by myself outside, lguess, you know. 194 00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:08,201 By myself, outside. 195 00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:12,882 l'm allalone There'sno one here beside me 196 00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:14,240 [ Bubbling ] 197 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:33,635 [ Sighs ] 198 00:12:12,526 --> 00:12:14,437 [Creaking] 199 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,040 [ Sighs ] I thought I told you to stay outside. 200 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:20,641 - I am outside. - [Clattering] 201 00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:22,398 [Clattering] 202 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:29,555 Well, gents, it'sa farcryfrom the farm, but what choice do we have? 203 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:32,035 It's not home, but it'll dojust fiine. 204 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,957 What a lovely bed. 205 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,276 - Got ya. - [ Sniffs ] I found some cheese. 206 00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,755 - Ow! [ Grunts ] - Blah! Awful stuff. 207 00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:42,914 - Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know? 208 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:45,804 Enough! What are you doing in my house? 209 00:12:45,886 --> 00:12:47,717 [ Grunts ] Hey! 210 00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:50,320 - [ Snickers ] - Oh, no, no, no. 211 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:53,842 - Dead broad offthe table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. 212 00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:56,963 Huh? [ Gasps ] 213 00:12:57,046 --> 00:12:59,560 [ Male Voice ] What? 214 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:04,197 I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! 215 00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:06,800 What do I have to do to get a little privacy? 216 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,195 - Aah! - Oh, no. 217 00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,880 Oh, no. 218 00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:15,402 - No! No! - [ Cackling ] 219 00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:18,284 - [ Cackling Continues ] - What? 220 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,197 - Quit it. - Don't push. 221 00:13:20,286 --> 00:13:24,359 - [ Squeaking ] - [ Lows ] 222 00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:27,244 What are you doing in my swamp? 223 00:13:27,326 --> 00:13:29,635 [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! 224 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,798 - [ Gasping ] - Oh, dear! 225 00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:34,444 Whoa! 226 00:13:34,526 --> 00:13:37,757 All right, get out of here. All ofyou, move it! 227 00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:40,155 Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! 228 00:13:40,246 --> 00:13:42,123 - Quickly. Come on! - No, no! 229 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:44,322 No, no. Not there. Not there. 230 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,762 - Oh! - [ Sighs ] 231 00:13:47,846 --> 00:13:50,599 Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. 232 00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:52,677 Oh, gosh, no one invited us. 233 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,234 - What? - We were forced to come here. 234 00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:57,362 - By who? - LordFarquaad. 235 00:13:57,446 --> 00:14:01,997 He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice. 236 00:14:02,086 --> 00:14:04,680 [ Sighs ] All right. 237 00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:08,839 Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? 238 00:14:08,926 --> 00:14:11,599 - [ Murmuring ] - Oh, I do. I know where he is. 239 00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:15,235 Does anyone else know where to fiind him? 240 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,796 - Anyone at all? - Me! Me! 241 00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:20,717 - Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me! 242 00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:23,115 Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! 243 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:26,198 [ Sighs ] Okay, fiine. 244 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:30,643 Attention, all fairy tale things. 245 00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:35,242 Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is offiicially worn out. 246 00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:38,875 In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now... 247 00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:41,958 and get you all off my land and back where you came from! 248 00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:46,278 [ Cheering ] 249 00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,119 - [ Twittering ] - [ Cheering Continues ] 250 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:52,039 Oh! You! 251 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,957 You're comin' with me. 252 00:14:54,046 --> 00:14:56,276 All right, that's what I like to hear, man. 253 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:59,995 Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, offon a whirlwind big-city adventure. 254 00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:01,997 I love it! 255 00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:05,123 - On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh! 256 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:07,083 I can't wait to get on the road again 257 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,997 What did I say about singing? 258 00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:10,917 - Can I whistle? - No. 259 00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:13,679 - Can I hum it? - All right, hum it. 260 00:15:13,766 --> 00:15:18,442 [ Humming ] 261 00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:20,676 [ Grunts ] 262 00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:42,160 [Whimpering] 263 00:15:42,246 --> 00:15:45,158 That's enough. He's ready to talk. 264 00:15:45,246 --> 00:15:48,716 [Coughing] 265 00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:52,560 [ Laughing ] 266 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,997 [ Clears Throat ] 267 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,921 Run, run, run, as fast as you can. 268 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,396 You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! 269 00:16:03,486 --> 00:16:06,922 - You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are. 270 00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:11,079 You and the rest ofthat fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. 271 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,997 Now, tell me! Where are the others? 272 00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:15,520 - Eat me! - [ Grunts ] 273 00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:18,404 I've tried to be fair to you creatures. 274 00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:21,842 Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll-- 275 00:16:21,926 --> 00:16:24,599 No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. 276 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:26,597 All right then. Who's hiding them? 277 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:31,806 Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffiin man? 278 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:34,116 - The muffiin man? - The muffiin man. 279 00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:37,482 Yes, I know the muffiin man, who lives on Drury Lane? 280 00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:40,842 Well, she's married to the muffiin man. 281 00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,962 - The muffiin man? - The muffiin man! 282 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,924 - She's married to the muffiin man. - [DoorOpens] 283 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,598 My lord! We found it. 284 00:16:47,686 --> 00:16:50,758 Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. 285 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:53,041 [Man Grunting] 286 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:04,075 - [ Gasping ] - Oh! 287 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:08,318 - Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything! 288 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,636 No! 289 00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:14,321 - [GingerbreadMan Whimpers] - Evening. 290 00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:16,203 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 291 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,517 Is this not the most perfect kingdom ofthem all? 292 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,074 Well, technically you're not a king. 293 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,442 Uh, Thelonius. 294 00:17:25,526 --> 00:17:28,996 - You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a king yet. 295 00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:32,522 But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. 296 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:35,484 - Go on. - [ Chuckles ] 297 00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:39,036 So, just sit back and relax, my lord, 298 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:43,244 because it's time foryou to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. 299 00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,762 And here they are! 300 00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:51,601 Bachelorette numberone isa mentallyabusedshut-in from a kingdom far, faraway. 301 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,836 She likessushi andhot tubbinganytime. 302 00:17:53,926 --> 00:17:57,236 Herhobbies include cooking andcleaning forhertwo evilsisters. 303 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,601 Please welcome Cinderella. 304 00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:03,565 Bachelorette numbertwo isa cape-wearinggirl from the landoffancy. 305 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:06,240 Although she lives with seven othermen, she'snot easy. 306 00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:09,636 Just kissherdead, frozen lips andfindout what a live wire she is. 307 00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:13,321 Come on. Give it up forSnow White! 308 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,920 Andlast, but certainlynot least, 309 00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,997 bachelorette numberthree isa fieryredhead... 310 00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:20,520 from a dragon-guardedcastle surroundedbyhot boiling lava! 311 00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,562 But don't let that coolyou off. 312 00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:25,683 She'sa loadedpistol who likespina coladas andgetting caught in the rain. 313 00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:29,645 Yours forthe rescuing, Princess Fiona! 314 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,081 So willit be bachelorette numberone, 315 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:35,522 bachelorette numbertwo orbachelorette numberthree? 316 00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:37,676 - Two! Two! - Three! Three! 317 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,040 - Two! Two! - Three! 318 00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:41,162 Three? One? [ Shudders ] Three? 319 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,202 Three! Pick number three, my lord! 320 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:46,881 Okay, okay, uh, number three! 321 00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:51,517 Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. 322 00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:55,235 lfyou lovepina coladas 323 00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:58,523 - Andgetting caught in the rain - Princess Fiona. 324 00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:00,676 - lfyou're not intoyoga - She's perfect. 325 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,405 All I have to do is just fiind someone who can go-- 326 00:19:03,486 --> 00:19:05,636 But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. 327 00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:07,557 - I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset-- 328 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,559 Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, 329 00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:15,639 andDuLoc willfinally have theperfect king! 330 00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,842 Captain, assemble your fiinest men. 331 00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:21,635 We're going to have a tournament. 332 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,124 But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. 333 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,162 I told ya I'd fiind it. 334 00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:32,205 So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. 335 00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:34,277 [Donkey] Uh-huh. That's theplace. 336 00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:37,642 Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? 337 00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,717 [ Laughs ] 338 00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,637 [ Groans ] 339 00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:43,603 Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek. 340 00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:46,439 Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry. 341 00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:51,356 - Hey, you! - [ Screams ] 342 00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:54,165 Wait a second. Look, l'm notgonna eatya. 343 00:19:54,246 --> 00:19:58,000 - I just-- I just-- - [ Whimpering ] 344 00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,077 [ Sighs ] 345 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:04,160 [ Whimpering, Groans ] 346 00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:13,437 [Turnstile Clatters] 347 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,802 [ Chuckles ] 348 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,275 [ Sighs ] 349 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:23,075 [ Instrumental Muzak ] 350 00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:28,799 It's quiet. 351 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:33,321 Too quiet. 352 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,715 [ Creaking ] 353 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:39,765 - Where is everybody? - Hey, look at this! 354 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,597 [Clattering, Whirring, Clicking] 355 00:20:45,686 --> 00:20:48,996 [Clicking] 356 00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,522 [Clicking Quickens] 357 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:55,882 Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town 358 00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:59,242 Here we have some rules Let us lay them down 359 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:03,035 Don't make waves, stay in line and we'llget along fine 360 00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:06,596 DuLoc is a perfect place 361 00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:11,043 Please keep offofthe grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face 362 00:21:11,126 --> 00:21:14,562 DuLoc is, DuLoc is 363 00:21:14,646 --> 00:21:17,956 DuLoc is a perfect 364 00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:21,322 - Place - [Camera ShutterClicks] 365 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,874 [ Whirring ] 366 00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:28,965 Wow! Let's do that again! 367 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:31,606 No. No. No, no, no! No. 368 00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:33,836 [Trumpet Fanfare] 369 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,201 - [Crowd Cheering] - [Farquaad] Brave knights. 370 00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:40,245 - You are the best andbrightest in allthe land. - [DonkeyHumming] 371 00:21:40,326 --> 00:21:42,635 Todayone ofyou shallprove himself-- 372 00:21:42,726 --> 00:21:44,956 All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. 373 00:21:45,046 --> 00:21:46,877 - Sorry about that. - [Cheering] 374 00:21:46,966 --> 00:21:52,245 That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege... 375 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:56,205 to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... 376 00:21:56,286 --> 00:21:59,483 from the fiiery keep ofthe dragon. 377 00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:03,605 lfforany reason the winneris unsuccessful, 378 00:22:03,686 --> 00:22:06,723 the fiirst runner-up will take his place... 379 00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:09,479 and so on and so forth. 380 00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:14,765 Some ofyou may die, but it's a sacrifiice I am willing to make. 381 00:22:14,846 --> 00:22:17,519 [Cheering] 382 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,995 Let the tournament begin! 383 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,397 - [ Gasps ] - Oh! 384 00:22:27,486 --> 00:22:30,603 - What is that? - [ Gasping ] 385 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:35,077 - It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice. 386 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,475 - It'sjust a donkey. - Huh? 387 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:40,399 Indeed. Knights, new plan! 388 00:22:40,486 --> 00:22:45,002 The one who kills the ogre willbe namedchampion! Have at him! 389 00:22:45,086 --> 00:22:48,840 - Get him! - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. 390 00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:51,121 [ Woman ] Go ahead! Get him! 391 00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:54,721 Can't wejust settle this over a pint? 392 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,000 [Man] Killthe beast! 393 00:22:56,086 --> 00:23:00,364 No? All right then. 394 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,437 Come on! 395 00:23:09,926 --> 00:23:14,158 ldon't give a damn about my reputation 396 00:23:14,246 --> 00:23:18,080 - You're living in thepast lt'sa newgeneration - Damn! 397 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,839 - [ Whinnying ] - A girlcan do whatshe wants to do 398 00:23:20,926 --> 00:23:23,076 Andthat's what l'mgonna do 399 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,920 Andldon't give a damn about mybadreputation 400 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,601 Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me 401 00:23:30,686 --> 00:23:33,917 -Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! 402 00:23:34,006 --> 00:23:36,645 Andldon't give a damn about my reputation 403 00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:38,876 Neversaidl wanted to improve mystation 404 00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:41,355 Ah! [ Laughs ] 405 00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:43,402 - Andl'm always feelin'good when l'm having fun - Yeah! 406 00:23:43,486 --> 00:23:45,477 Andldon't have toplease no one 407 00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:47,397 The chair! Give him the chair! 408 00:23:47,486 --> 00:23:50,000 Andldon't give a damn about mybadreputation 409 00:23:50,086 --> 00:23:53,123 Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me 410 00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:54,559 Me, me, me 411 00:23:54,646 --> 00:23:57,206 Oh, no, no, no, no 412 00:23:57,286 --> 00:24:00,801 Not me, not me 413 00:24:00,886 --> 00:24:03,241 - Not me - [BellDings] 414 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:06,159 - [ Cheering ] - [ Laughs ] 415 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:11,240 Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! 416 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,999 Thankyou! Thankyou verymuch! 417 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,361 I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! 418 00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:20,724 - [ShrekLaughs] - [CrowdGasping, Murmuring] 419 00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:24,443 Shall I give the order, sir? 420 00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:27,962 No, I have a better idea. 421 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:32,995 People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! 422 00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:36,795 - What? - Congratulations, ogre. 423 00:24:36,886 --> 00:24:41,038 You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest. 424 00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:45,324 Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. 425 00:24:45,406 --> 00:24:48,478 - Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp! 426 00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:50,921 Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! 427 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:53,474 - [CrowdMurmuring] - Indeed. 428 00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:55,557 All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal. 429 00:24:55,646 --> 00:24:59,275 Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. 430 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,960 Exactly the way it was? 431 00:25:02,046 --> 00:25:04,685 Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. 432 00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:07,883 - And the squatters? - As good as gone. 433 00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:14,594 What kind ofquest? 434 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:17,156 [ Donkey ] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fiight a dragon... 435 00:25:17,246 --> 00:25:19,760 and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will give you back a swamp... 436 00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:22,838 which you only don't have because he fiilled it full of freaks in the fiirst place. 437 00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:27,078 - Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. 438 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:30,556 I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some ofthat ogre stuffon him? 439 00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:32,477 Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, 440 00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:35,285 grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. 441 00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,197 Oh, I know what. 442 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,402 Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village... 443 00:25:39,486 --> 00:25:41,522 and put their heads on a pike, 444 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:45,076 gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. 445 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,202 Does that sound good to you? 446 00:25:47,286 --> 00:25:49,800 Uh, no, not really, no. 447 00:25:49,886 --> 00:25:53,515 Foryour information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. 448 00:25:53,606 --> 00:25:56,245 - Example? - Example? 449 00:25:56,326 --> 00:26:02,196 - Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [ Sniffs ] They stink? 450 00:26:02,286 --> 00:26:04,481 - Yes-- No! - They make you cry? - No! 451 00:26:04,566 --> 00:26:07,842 You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. 452 00:26:07,926 --> 00:26:09,837 No! Layers! 453 00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:12,156 Onions have layers. 454 00:26:12,246 --> 00:26:15,397 Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. 455 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,795 You get it? We both have layers. [ Sighs ] 456 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:23,082 Oh, you both have layers. Oh. 457 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:26,397 [ Sniffs ] You know, not everybody likes onions. 458 00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:29,000 Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. 459 00:26:29,086 --> 00:26:32,840 I don't care... what everyone likes. 460 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:36,475 Ogres are not like cakes. 461 00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:41,477 You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. 462 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,397 Have you ever met a person, you say, ''Let's get some parfait,'' 463 00:26:43,486 --> 00:26:45,317 they say, ''No, I don't like no parfait''? 464 00:26:45,406 --> 00:26:48,045 - Parfaits are delicious. - No! 465 00:26:48,126 --> 00:26:50,765 You dense, irritating, miniature beast ofburden! 466 00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:53,644 Ogres are like onions! End ofstory. 467 00:26:53,726 --> 00:26:55,603 Bye-bye. See ya later. 468 00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:03,518 Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. 469 00:27:03,606 --> 00:27:05,722 You know, I think I preferred your humming. 470 00:27:05,806 --> 00:27:08,366 Doyou have a tissue orsomething? l'm makinga mess. 471 00:27:08,446 --> 00:27:11,244 Just the wordparfait make mestartslobbering. 472 00:27:15,486 --> 00:27:21,118 l'm on my way from misery to happiness today 473 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,595 Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh 474 00:27:23,686 --> 00:27:28,919 l'm on my way from misery to happiness today 475 00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:31,361 Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh 476 00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:35,200 Andeverything thatyou receive upyonder 477 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:39,040 ls whatyougive to me the dayl wander 478 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,959 l'm on my way 479 00:27:43,006 --> 00:27:45,804 l'm on my way 480 00:27:46,846 --> 00:27:48,837 l'm on my way 481 00:27:48,926 --> 00:27:51,281 Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that? 482 00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:54,995 You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. 483 00:27:55,086 --> 00:27:58,635 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. 484 00:27:58,726 --> 00:28:01,365 [ Sniffs ] It's brimstone. 485 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:04,483 - We must be getting close. - Yeah, right, brimstone. 486 00:28:04,566 --> 00:28:08,479 Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. 487 00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:10,443 It didn't come off no stone neither. 488 00:28:13,246 --> 00:28:15,362 [Rumbling] 489 00:28:27,726 --> 00:28:30,923 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. 490 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:33,839 [ Laughing ] 491 00:28:33,926 --> 00:28:38,442 Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers? 492 00:28:38,526 --> 00:28:40,357 Oh, aye. 493 00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:43,882 Well, I have a bit ofa confession to make. 494 00:28:43,966 --> 00:28:47,197 Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. 495 00:28:47,286 --> 00:28:51,199 - Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. - You know what I mean. 496 00:28:51,286 --> 00:28:53,846 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. 497 00:28:53,926 --> 00:28:58,317 I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! 498 00:28:58,406 --> 00:29:02,285 Come on, Donkey. l'm right here besideya, okay? 499 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,926 For emotional support, 500 00:29:05,006 --> 00:29:09,363 we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. 501 00:29:09,446 --> 00:29:11,277 - Really? - Really, really. 502 00:29:11,366 --> 00:29:14,438 - Okay, that makes me feel so much better. -Just keep moving. 503 00:29:14,526 --> 00:29:18,917 - And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. 504 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:22,237 Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. 505 00:29:22,326 --> 00:29:25,955 [ Gasps ] Shrek! I'm lookin' down! 506 00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,844 Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! 507 00:29:28,926 --> 00:29:32,316 - But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe! 508 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:35,079 Okay, fiine. I don't have time for this. You go back. 509 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:37,475 - Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey-- 510 00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:40,524 - Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that! 511 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:44,315 Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? 512 00:29:44,406 --> 00:29:47,364 - Oh, this? - Yes, that! 513 00:29:47,446 --> 00:29:50,722 Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. 514 00:29:50,806 --> 00:29:53,001 [ Screams ] No, Shrek! 515 00:29:53,086 --> 00:29:56,078 - No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doin' it. 516 00:29:56,166 --> 00:30:00,239 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. 517 00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:02,715 Oh! 518 00:30:02,806 --> 00:30:06,640 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. 519 00:30:09,886 --> 00:30:12,036 Cool. 520 00:30:12,126 --> 00:30:14,765 [ Donkey ] So where is this fiire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? 521 00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:18,441 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 522 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,324 [ Chuckles ] I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. 523 00:30:22,726 --> 00:30:24,523 [WaterDripping] 524 00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:27,957 [WindHowling] 525 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,997 [ Donkey Whispering ] You afraid? 526 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,237 No, but-- Shh. 527 00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:44,716 Oh, good. Me neither. [ Gasps ] 528 00:30:44,806 --> 00:30:48,037 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. 529 00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:51,243 Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. 530 00:30:51,326 --> 00:30:53,282 Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. 531 00:30:53,366 --> 00:30:55,880 With a dragon that breathes fiire and eats knights and breathes fiire, 532 00:30:55,966 --> 00:30:59,276 it sure doesn't mean you're a coward ifyou're a little scared. 533 00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:03,200 I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that. [ Gasps ] 534 00:31:03,286 --> 00:31:06,483 Donkey, two things, okay? 535 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:09,000 Shut... up. 536 00:31:09,086 --> 00:31:11,725 Now go over there and see ifyou can fiind any stairs. 537 00:31:11,806 --> 00:31:14,320 Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess. 538 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:19,082 The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. 539 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:22,602 - What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once. 540 00:31:22,686 --> 00:31:26,440 Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. 541 00:31:26,526 --> 00:31:29,438 I'll fiind those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. 542 00:31:29,526 --> 00:31:31,403 Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. 543 00:31:31,486 --> 00:31:33,795 [ Creaking ] 544 00:31:35,726 --> 00:31:37,603 I'm gonna take drastic steps. 545 00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:40,359 Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. 546 00:31:40,446 --> 00:31:44,837 I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it. 547 00:31:47,686 --> 00:31:51,076 Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the-- 548 00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:55,239 Dragon! [ Screams ] 549 00:31:56,286 --> 00:31:58,117 [ Gasps ] 550 00:32:03,286 --> 00:32:04,878 [ Roars ] 551 00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:10,436 Donkey, look out! [ Screams ] 552 00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:15,394 [ Screams ] 553 00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:19,404 [ Whimpering ] 554 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,517 - Got ya! - [ Roars ] 555 00:32:23,606 --> 00:32:26,564 [ Gasps ] 556 00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:31,674 [ Shouts ] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 557 00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:34,599 [ Screaming ] 558 00:32:42,486 --> 00:32:45,000 [ Gasps ] 559 00:32:45,086 --> 00:32:49,523 Oh! Aah! Aah! 560 00:32:49,606 --> 00:32:52,962 [ Gasping ] 561 00:32:54,126 --> 00:32:57,755 [ Growls ] 562 00:32:57,846 --> 00:33:01,122 No. Oh, no. No! [ Screams ] 563 00:33:01,206 --> 00:33:04,676 - Oh, what large teeth you have. - [ Growls ] 564 00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:08,441 I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, 565 00:33:08,526 --> 00:33:12,485 but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. 566 00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:14,955 Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? 567 00:33:15,046 --> 00:33:19,597 And you know what else? You're-- You're a girl dragon! 568 00:33:19,686 --> 00:33:23,998 Oh, sure! I mean, ofcourse you're a girl dragon. 569 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:27,715 You'rejust reeking offeminine beauty. 570 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:30,036 What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? 571 00:33:30,126 --> 00:33:32,845 Ooh. Oh. Oh. 572 00:33:32,926 --> 00:33:35,235 Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh-- [ Coughs ] 573 00:33:35,326 --> 00:33:39,114 I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. 574 00:33:39,206 --> 00:33:41,037 Shrek! [ Gasps ] 575 00:33:41,126 --> 00:33:44,675 [ Whimpering ] No! Shrek! Shrek! 576 00:33:44,766 --> 00:33:46,597 Shrek! 577 00:33:47,206 --> 00:33:50,323 [ Groans, Sighs ] 578 00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:53,478 [Chorus Vocalizing] 579 00:33:57,766 --> 00:34:01,805 [ Vocalizing Continues] 580 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,520 [ Vocalizing Continues] 581 00:34:16,606 --> 00:34:17,959 Oh! Oh! 582 00:34:18,046 --> 00:34:19,877 - Wake up! - What? 583 00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:21,524 Are you Princess Fiona? 584 00:34:21,606 --> 00:34:26,726 I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. 585 00:34:26,806 --> 00:34:28,717 Oh, that's nice. Now let's go! 586 00:34:28,806 --> 00:34:30,717 But wait, Sir Knight. 587 00:34:30,806 --> 00:34:33,001 This be-ith our fiirst meeting. 588 00:34:33,086 --> 00:34:36,635 Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? 589 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:40,878 - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. - Hey, wait. What areyou doing? 590 00:34:40,966 --> 00:34:42,957 You should sweep me off my feet... 591 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:46,277 out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. 592 00:34:46,366 --> 00:34:49,039 You've had a lot oftime to plan this, haven't you? 593 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:53,199 Mm-hmm. [ Screams, Grunts ] 594 00:34:53,286 --> 00:34:56,039 But we have to savour this moment! 595 00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:58,765 You could recite an epic poem for me. 596 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,201 A ballad? A sonnet! 597 00:35:01,286 --> 00:35:04,403 - A limerick? Or something! - I don't think so. 598 00:35:04,486 --> 00:35:08,718 Can I at least know the name of my champion? 599 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,637 Um, Shrek. 600 00:35:10,726 --> 00:35:14,275 Sir Shrek. [ Clears Throat ] 601 00:35:14,366 --> 00:35:18,917 I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. 602 00:35:20,006 --> 00:35:21,917 Thanks! 603 00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:25,676 [Roaring] 604 00:35:25,766 --> 00:35:27,518 You didn't slay the dragon? 605 00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:29,961 - It's on my to-do list. Now come on! - [ Screams ] 606 00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:32,514 But this isn't right! 607 00:35:32,606 --> 00:35:34,756 You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. 608 00:35:34,846 --> 00:35:36,837 That's what all the other knights did. 609 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,121 Yeah, right before theyburst into flame. 610 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:42,596 That's not the point. Oh! 611 00:35:42,686 --> 00:35:45,041 Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there. 612 00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:47,082 Well, I have to save my ass. 613 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:50,238 What kind of knight are you? 614 00:35:50,326 --> 00:35:52,635 One ofa kind. 615 00:35:52,726 --> 00:35:55,001 [Donkey] Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please. 616 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:59,125 lbelieve it'shealthytoget to knowsomeone overa longperiodoftime. 617 00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:01,674 Just callme old-fashioned. [Laughs] 618 00:36:01,766 --> 00:36:05,122 I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. 619 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,516 I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this-- 620 00:36:08,606 --> 00:36:10,801 Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. 621 00:36:10,886 --> 00:36:14,242 Magnitude-- Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. 622 00:36:14,326 --> 00:36:16,681 Hey, what are you doing? 623 00:36:16,766 --> 00:36:19,883 Okay, okay. Let'sjust back up a little andtake this onestep at a time. 624 00:36:19,966 --> 00:36:23,925 We reallyshouldget to knoweach other first asfriends orpenpals. 625 00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:28,045 l'm on the roada lot, but ljust love receiving cards-- 626 00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:30,435 I'd really love to stay, but-- 627 00:36:30,526 --> 00:36:32,994 Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. 628 00:36:33,086 --> 00:36:36,362 You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission-- What are you gonna do with that? 629 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:40,075 Hey, now. No way. No! No! 630 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:42,805 No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh! 631 00:36:47,486 --> 00:36:49,363 [ Growls ] 632 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,957 [ Roars ] 633 00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:08,479 - [Roaring] - [ Gasps ] 634 00:37:08,566 --> 00:37:10,443 - Hi, Princess! - It talks! 635 00:37:10,526 --> 00:37:14,121 Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. 636 00:37:14,206 --> 00:37:15,400 [ Screams ] 637 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,081 [ Screaming ] 638 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,724 Oh! 639 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,125 - [Thuds] - [ Groans ] 640 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:25,482 [ Shrek Groans ] 641 00:37:25,566 --> 00:37:28,558 [ Roars ] 642 00:37:30,486 --> 00:37:32,317 [ Roars ] 643 00:37:33,726 --> 00:37:36,524 [ Roaring ] 644 00:37:38,046 --> 00:37:40,480 [ Roars ] 645 00:37:48,246 --> 00:37:50,077 Okay, you two, head for the exit! 646 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,600 I'll take care ofthe dragon. 647 00:37:59,926 --> 00:38:05,125 [ Echoing ] Run! 648 00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:17,881 [ Gasping ] 649 00:38:17,966 --> 00:38:20,036 [ Screaming ] 650 00:38:20,126 --> 00:38:23,198 [ Roaring ] 651 00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:27,884 - [ Screams ] - [ Roars ] 652 00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:35,241 [ Panting, Sighs ] 653 00:38:35,326 --> 00:38:37,157 [ Whimpers ] 654 00:38:37,246 --> 00:38:39,714 [ Roars ] 655 00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:44,563 [ Roars, Whimpers ] 656 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:49,477 - [Dragon Growling ln The Distance] - You did it! 657 00:38:49,566 --> 00:38:52,319 You rescued me! You're amazing. You're-- 658 00:38:52,406 --> 00:38:56,001 You're wonderful. You're... 659 00:38:56,086 --> 00:38:58,281 a little unorthodox I'll admit. 660 00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:03,076 But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. 661 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:06,795 - I am eternally in your debt. - [ Clears Throat ] 662 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:11,038 And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? 663 00:39:11,126 --> 00:39:15,597 I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. 664 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,723 [Fiona Laughs] The battle is won. 665 00:39:18,806 --> 00:39:21,195 You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. 666 00:39:21,286 --> 00:39:23,754 - Uh, no. - Why not? 667 00:39:23,846 --> 00:39:25,962 I have helmet hair. 668 00:39:26,046 --> 00:39:29,118 Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. 669 00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:31,674 No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st. 670 00:39:31,766 --> 00:39:34,121 But how will you kiss me? 671 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:37,801 What? That wasn't in thejob description. 672 00:39:37,886 --> 00:39:40,161 Maybe it's a perk. 673 00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:44,478 No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. 674 00:39:44,566 --> 00:39:48,195 A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon... 675 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:51,084 is rescued by a brave knight, 676 00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:54,317 and then they share true love's fiirst kiss. 677 00:39:54,406 --> 00:39:56,397 Hmm? With Shrek? You think-- Wait. 678 00:39:56,486 --> 00:39:59,523 Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love? 679 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,517 Well, yes. 680 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:05,316 - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] 681 00:40:05,406 --> 00:40:07,761 You think Shrek is your true love! 682 00:40:07,846 --> 00:40:09,677 What is so funny? 683 00:40:09,766 --> 00:40:12,724 Let'sjust say I'm not your type, okay? 684 00:40:12,806 --> 00:40:16,162 Ofcourse, you are. You're my rescuer. 685 00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:18,601 Now-- Now remove your helmet. 686 00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,802 Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. 687 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,797 -Just take offthe helmet. - I'm not going to. 688 00:40:22,886 --> 00:40:24,001 - Take it off. - No! 689 00:40:24,086 --> 00:40:26,077 - Now! - Okay! 690 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:30,478 Easy. As you command, Your Highness. 691 00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:43,402 You-- You're a-- an ogre. 692 00:40:43,486 --> 00:40:47,240 Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. 693 00:40:47,326 --> 00:40:49,715 Well, yes, actually. 694 00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:54,683 Oh, no. This is all wrong. 695 00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,961 You're not supposed to be an ogre. 696 00:40:57,046 --> 00:41:02,074 [ Sighs ] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? 697 00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:03,997 He's the one who wants to marry you. 698 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,917 Then why didn't he come rescue me? 699 00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:10,158 Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. 700 00:41:10,246 --> 00:41:13,158 But I have to be rescued by my true love, 701 00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:15,885 not by some ogre and his-- his pet. 702 00:41:15,966 --> 00:41:17,922 So much for noble steed. 703 00:41:18,006 --> 00:41:20,520 You're not making myjob any easier. 704 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,837 I'm sorry, but yourjob is not my problem. 705 00:41:23,926 --> 00:41:28,954 You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, 706 00:41:29,046 --> 00:41:31,276 I'll be waiting for him right here. 707 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:36,201 Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. 708 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:38,436 You wouldn't dare. 709 00:41:38,526 --> 00:41:40,437 - Put me down! - Ya comin', Donkey? 710 00:41:40,526 --> 00:41:42,403 I'm right behind ya. 711 00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:45,922 Put me down, oryou will suffer the consequences! 712 00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:50,318 This is not dignifiied! Put me down! [ Screams ] 713 00:41:50,406 --> 00:41:53,159 Okay, so here's anotherquestion. 714 00:41:53,246 --> 00:41:56,158 Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. 715 00:41:56,246 --> 00:41:58,521 How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, 716 00:41:58,606 --> 00:42:00,995 but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? 717 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:03,725 You just tell her she's not your true love. 718 00:42:03,806 --> 00:42:06,400 Everyone knowest what happens when you fiind your-- 719 00:42:06,486 --> 00:42:08,954 Hey! [ Sighs ] 720 00:42:09,046 --> 00:42:11,241 The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. 721 00:42:11,326 --> 00:42:14,124 You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful! 722 00:42:14,206 --> 00:42:17,801 And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like? 723 00:42:17,886 --> 00:42:19,922 Let me put it this way, Princess. 724 00:42:20,006 --> 00:42:23,840 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. 725 00:42:23,926 --> 00:42:25,757 [ Laughs ] 726 00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:29,759 I don't know. There are those who think little of him. 727 00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:31,723 [ Both Laughing ] 728 00:42:31,806 --> 00:42:34,559 Stop it. Stop it, both ofyou. 729 00:42:34,646 --> 00:42:39,401 You'rejustjealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. 730 00:42:39,486 --> 00:42:42,284 Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. 731 00:42:42,366 --> 00:42:45,517 But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow. 732 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:49,645 Tomorrow? It'll take that long? 733 00:42:49,726 --> 00:42:54,242 - Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer. 734 00:42:54,326 --> 00:42:58,558 - We can keep going. - But there's robbers in the woods. 735 00:42:58,646 --> 00:43:01,843 Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good. 736 00:43:01,926 --> 00:43:05,839 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. 737 00:43:05,926 --> 00:43:08,201 I need to fiind somewhere to camp now! 738 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,402 [Bird Wings Fluttering] 739 00:43:12,366 --> 00:43:14,721 [ Grunting ] 740 00:43:14,806 --> 00:43:18,719 - Hey! Over here. - Shrek, we can do better than that. 741 00:43:18,806 --> 00:43:21,274 I don't think this is fiit for a princess. 742 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:24,039 No, no, it's perfect. Itjust needs a few homey touches. 743 00:43:24,126 --> 00:43:28,836 - Homey touches? Like what? - [Crashing] 744 00:43:28,926 --> 00:43:32,999 A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. 745 00:43:33,086 --> 00:43:35,361 You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. 746 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,676 lsaidgoodnight! 747 00:43:40,046 --> 00:43:41,923 Shrek, what are you doing? 748 00:43:42,006 --> 00:43:44,918 [ Laughs ] I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. 749 00:43:45,006 --> 00:43:47,520 I wasjust kidding. 750 00:43:50,686 --> 00:43:52,517 [Fire Crackling] 751 00:43:52,606 --> 00:43:56,042 And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, 752 00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:59,402 the only ogre to everspit overthree wheat fields. 753 00:43:59,486 --> 00:44:02,444 Right. Yeah. 754 00:44:02,526 --> 00:44:05,324 Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? 755 00:44:05,406 --> 00:44:08,842 The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. 756 00:44:08,926 --> 00:44:12,362 Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. 757 00:44:12,446 --> 00:44:15,916 - You can guess what he's famous for. - I know you're making this up. 758 00:44:16,006 --> 00:44:18,600 No, look. There he is, 759 00:44:18,686 --> 00:44:21,644 and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. 760 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:24,194 That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. 761 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:28,040 Sometimes things are more than they appear. 762 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:30,196 Hmm? 763 00:44:30,286 --> 00:44:32,242 Forget it. 764 00:44:32,326 --> 00:44:34,886 [ Sighs ] 765 00:44:34,966 --> 00:44:38,561 Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? 766 00:44:38,646 --> 00:44:40,364 Our swamp? 767 00:44:40,446 --> 00:44:42,437 You know, when we're through rescuing the princess. 768 00:44:42,526 --> 00:44:47,077 We? Donkey, there's no ''we.'' There's no ''our.'' 769 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,316 There'sjust me and my swamp. 770 00:44:49,406 --> 00:44:53,479 The fiirst thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. 771 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,955 You cut me deep, Shrek. 772 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:59,243 You cut me real deep just now. 773 00:44:59,326 --> 00:45:01,157 You know what I think? 774 00:45:01,246 --> 00:45:04,238 I think this whole wall thing isjust a way to keep somebody out. 775 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:08,319 - No, do ya think? - Are you hidin' something? 776 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:10,283 Never mind, Donkey. 777 00:45:10,366 --> 00:45:13,642 Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? 778 00:45:13,726 --> 00:45:17,162 No, this is one ofthose drop-it and leave-it-alone things. 779 00:45:17,246 --> 00:45:20,841 - Why don't you want to talk about it? - Why do you want to? 780 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,644 - Why are you blocking? - I'm not blocking. 781 00:45:22,726 --> 00:45:24,876 - Oh, yes, you are. - Donkey, I'm warning you. 782 00:45:24,966 --> 00:45:28,322 - Who you trying to keep out? - Everyone! Okay? 783 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,881 Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere. 784 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:35,117 Oh! For the love of Pete! 785 00:45:35,206 --> 00:45:37,515 What's your problem? What you got against the whole world? 786 00:45:37,606 --> 00:45:39,722 I'm not the one with the problem, okay? 787 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:42,639 It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. 788 00:45:42,726 --> 00:45:46,435 People take one look at me and go, ''Aah! Help! Run! 789 00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:50,121 A big, stupid, ugly ogre!'' 790 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:54,245 [ Sighs ] Theyjudge me before they even know me. 791 00:45:54,326 --> 00:45:56,157 That's why I'm better offalone. 792 00:46:03,766 --> 00:46:05,882 You know what? 793 00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:11,404 When we met, I didn't thinkyou was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 794 00:46:11,486 --> 00:46:14,284 Yeah, I know. 795 00:46:14,366 --> 00:46:17,642 So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? 796 00:46:17,726 --> 00:46:20,957 Well, there's, um, Gabby, 797 00:46:21,046 --> 00:46:23,241 the Small and Annoying. 798 00:46:23,326 --> 00:46:28,036 Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? 799 00:46:28,126 --> 00:46:31,163 - That's the moon. - Oh, okay. 800 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:45,158 [Orchestra] 801 00:46:46,686 --> 00:46:50,395 [Dulcimer] 802 00:46:51,646 --> 00:46:53,955 [Farquaad] Again. Showme again. 803 00:46:54,046 --> 00:46:58,164 [Music Stops, Rewinds] 804 00:46:58,246 --> 00:47:02,159 Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. 805 00:47:02,246 --> 00:47:06,125 - Hmph. - [ Rewinds, Resumes ] 806 00:47:06,206 --> 00:47:10,802 Ah. Perfect. [ Inhales ] 807 00:47:17,526 --> 00:47:19,357 [Snoring] 808 00:47:27,006 --> 00:47:30,316 [ Vocalizing ] 809 00:47:30,406 --> 00:47:33,478 [ Vocalizing Continues] 810 00:47:33,566 --> 00:47:36,239 [ Whistling ] 811 00:47:36,326 --> 00:47:39,443 [Whistling Continues] 812 00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:42,438 - [ Vocalizes ] - [ Whistles ] 813 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,438 - [ Vocalizes ] - [ Whistles ] 814 00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:48,484 - [ Vocalizing ] - [ Whistling ] 815 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:51,842 - [ Vocalizing, High-pitched ] - [ Whistling, High-pitched ] 816 00:47:51,926 --> 00:47:54,076 [Continues] 817 00:47:56,326 --> 00:47:57,805 [ Sizzling ] 818 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:08,359 [ Sniffs, Yawns ] 819 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:14,279 Mmm, yeah, you know llike it like that. 820 00:48:14,366 --> 00:48:18,439 - Come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up. 821 00:48:18,526 --> 00:48:20,960 - Huh? What? - Wake up. 822 00:48:21,046 --> 00:48:22,923 - What? - Goodmorning. 823 00:48:23,006 --> 00:48:26,123 How do you like your eggs? 824 00:48:26,206 --> 00:48:29,994 - Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about? 825 00:48:30,086 --> 00:48:33,874 We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. 826 00:48:33,966 --> 00:48:35,877 I wanted to make it up to you. 827 00:48:35,966 --> 00:48:40,323 After all, you did rescue me. 828 00:48:40,406 --> 00:48:43,284 - Uh, thanks. - [ Sniffs ] 829 00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:46,995 Well, eat up. We'vegot a big dayaheadofus. 830 00:48:51,286 --> 00:48:53,163 - [ Belches ] - Shrek! 831 00:48:53,246 --> 00:48:55,043 What? It's a compliment. 832 00:48:55,126 --> 00:48:57,959 Better out than in, I always say. [ Laughs ] 833 00:48:58,046 --> 00:49:01,641 - Well, it's no way to behave in front ofa princess. - [ Belches ] 834 00:49:01,726 --> 00:49:04,240 - Thanks. - She's as nasty as you are. 835 00:49:04,326 --> 00:49:08,956 [ Laughs ] You know, you're not exactly what I expected. 836 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:13,915 Maybe you shouldn'tjudge people before you get to know them. 837 00:49:14,006 --> 00:49:16,520 [ Vocalizing] 838 00:49:16,606 --> 00:49:18,801 [Man] La liberte! Hey! 839 00:49:18,886 --> 00:49:20,717 Princess! 840 00:49:20,806 --> 00:49:23,366 - [ Laughs ] - What are you doing? 841 00:49:23,446 --> 00:49:26,244 Be still, mon cherie, for I am your saviour! 842 00:49:26,326 --> 00:49:30,604 And I am rescuing you from this green-- [ Kissing Sounds ] 843 00:49:30,686 --> 00:49:33,120 - beast. - Hey! 844 00:49:33,206 --> 00:49:35,436 That's my princess! Go fiind your own! 845 00:49:35,526 --> 00:49:40,361 Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? 846 00:49:40,446 --> 00:49:43,882 Look, pal, I don't know who you thinkyou are! 847 00:49:43,966 --> 00:49:46,434 Oh! Ofcourse! Oh, how rude. 848 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,517 Please let me introduce myself. 849 00:49:48,606 --> 00:49:51,359 Oh, Merry Men! [ Laughs ] 850 00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:55,234 [Accordion] 851 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:57,203 Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo 852 00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:59,277 I steal from the rich and give to the needy 853 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:01,402 - He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy 854 00:50:01,486 --> 00:50:03,397 I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good 855 00:50:03,486 --> 00:50:06,319 - What a guy, Monsieur Hood - Break it down. 856 00:50:09,886 --> 00:50:12,036 I like an honest fiight and a saucy little maid 857 00:50:12,126 --> 00:50:14,276 - What he's basically saying is he likes to get-- - Paid 858 00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:16,834 - So - When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush 859 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,121 - That's bad - That's bad 860 00:50:19,206 --> 00:50:21,356 When a beauty's with a beast it makesme awfullymad 861 00:50:21,446 --> 00:50:23,277 He's mad He's really, really mad 862 00:50:23,366 --> 00:50:25,163 I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart 863 00:50:25,246 --> 00:50:29,637 Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start 864 00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:32,194 [ Grunts, Groans ] 865 00:50:32,286 --> 00:50:34,925 - [ Karate Yell ] - [ Merry Men Gasping ] 866 00:50:35,006 --> 00:50:37,520 [Panting] Man, that wasannoying! 867 00:50:37,606 --> 00:50:39,278 Oh, you little-- 868 00:50:48,926 --> 00:50:50,757 [ Karate Yell ] 869 00:50:54,006 --> 00:50:57,157 [ Accordion ] 870 00:51:00,006 --> 00:51:02,725 [ Shouting, Groaning ] 871 00:51:02,806 --> 00:51:05,320 [ Groaning ] 872 00:51:05,406 --> 00:51:08,364 [ Chuckles ] Um, shall we? 873 00:51:09,646 --> 00:51:12,399 - Hold the phone. - [ Grunts ] 874 00:51:12,966 --> 00:51:15,799 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. 875 00:51:15,886 --> 00:51:17,797 - Where did that come from? - What? 876 00:51:17,886 --> 00:51:20,639 That! Back there. That was amazing! 877 00:51:20,726 --> 00:51:22,557 Where didyou learn that? 878 00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:25,638 Well-- [ Chuckles ] When one lives alone, 879 00:51:25,726 --> 00:51:28,365 uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- 880 00:51:28,446 --> 00:51:30,960 - There's an arrow in your butt! - What? 881 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:34,675 - Oh, would you look at that? - Oh, no. This is all my fault. 882 00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:36,597 - I'm so sorry. - Why? What's wrong? 883 00:51:36,686 --> 00:51:39,883 - Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die. 884 00:51:39,966 --> 00:51:43,595 - Donkey, I'm okay. - You can't do this to me. I'm too young foryou to die. 885 00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:45,722 Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. 886 00:51:45,806 --> 00:51:48,684 - Does anyone know the Heimlich? - Donkey! Calm down. 887 00:51:48,766 --> 00:51:53,203 Ifyou want to help Shrek, run into the woods and fiind me a blue flower with red thorns. 888 00:51:53,286 --> 00:51:56,722 Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. 889 00:51:56,806 --> 00:52:00,116 Don't die, Shrek. Ifyou see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! 890 00:52:00,206 --> 00:52:03,243 - [ Both ] Donkey! - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. 891 00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:05,521 - Blue flower, redthorns. - What are the flowers for? 892 00:52:05,606 --> 00:52:07,722 - For getting rid of Donkey. - Ah. 893 00:52:07,806 --> 00:52:10,081 Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. 894 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:12,282 Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'. 895 00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:14,880 - I'm sorry, but it has to come out. - No, it's tender. 896 00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:16,638 Now, hold on. 897 00:52:16,726 --> 00:52:18,717 - What you're doing is the opposite of help. - Don't move. 898 00:52:18,806 --> 00:52:21,366 - Look, time out. - Would you-- 899 00:52:21,446 --> 00:52:25,724 [ Grunts ] Okay. What do you propose we do? 900 00:52:25,806 --> 00:52:28,400 Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. 901 00:52:28,486 --> 00:52:30,761 This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind! 902 00:52:30,846 --> 00:52:32,837 - Blue flower, red thorns. - [Shrek] Ow! 903 00:52:32,926 --> 00:52:35,235 Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'! 904 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,722 Ow! Not good. 905 00:52:38,806 --> 00:52:41,240 -Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head. -[ Grunts ] 906 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:43,840 - It'sjust about-- - Ow! Ohh! 907 00:52:45,606 --> 00:52:48,120 Ahem. 908 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:51,437 Nothing happened. We werejust, uh-- 909 00:52:51,526 --> 00:52:54,120 Look, ifyou wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. 910 00:52:54,206 --> 00:52:57,323 Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. 911 00:52:57,406 --> 00:53:00,921 The princess here wasjust-- Ugh! 912 00:53:03,966 --> 00:53:06,560 - Ow! - Hey, what's that? 913 00:53:06,646 --> 00:53:09,365 [ Nervous Chuckle ] That's-- Is that blood? 914 00:53:09,446 --> 00:53:11,277 [ Sighs ] 915 00:53:11,686 --> 00:53:13,199 [Bird Chirping] 916 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:19,237 [ Grunts ] 917 00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:28,521 Mybelovedmonsterandme 918 00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:34,038 Wego everywhere together 919 00:53:34,126 --> 00:53:38,642 Wearin'a raincoat that hasfoursleeves 920 00:53:38,726 --> 00:53:43,163 - Gets us through allkinds ofweather - Aah! 921 00:53:43,246 --> 00:53:48,274 She willalwaysbe the onlything 922 00:53:48,366 --> 00:53:52,678 That comesbetween me andthe awfulsting 923 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:57,635 That comes from living in a world that'sso damn mean 924 00:54:03,446 --> 00:54:06,438 [ Croaks ] 925 00:54:06,526 --> 00:54:10,485 Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh 926 00:54:24,366 --> 00:54:26,243 Hey! 927 00:54:26,326 --> 00:54:30,319 - La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la - [ Both Laughing ] 928 00:54:30,406 --> 00:54:34,285 La-la, la-la, la-la 929 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:38,037 There it is, Princess. 930 00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,356 Your future awaits you. 931 00:54:40,446 --> 00:54:42,596 - That's DuLoc? - Yeah, I know. 932 00:54:42,686 --> 00:54:45,246 You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, 933 00:54:45,326 --> 00:54:47,715 which I think means he has a really-- Ow! 934 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,637 Um, I, uh-- 935 00:54:49,726 --> 00:54:52,035 - I guess we better move on. - Sure. 936 00:54:52,126 --> 00:54:54,117 But, Shrek? 937 00:54:54,206 --> 00:54:56,879 - I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - [ Blubbering ] 938 00:54:56,966 --> 00:54:59,241 - What? - I mean, look at him. 939 00:54:59,326 --> 00:55:02,204 - He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fiine. 940 00:55:02,286 --> 00:55:07,076 That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. 941 00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,521 - Dead. - You know, she's right. 942 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:12,359 You look awful. Do you want to sit down? 943 00:55:12,446 --> 00:55:15,040 - I'll make you some tea. - I didn't want to say nothin', 944 00:55:15,126 --> 00:55:17,765 but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. 945 00:55:17,846 --> 00:55:19,677 - [ Bones Crunch ] - Ow! See? 946 00:55:19,766 --> 00:55:22,234 -Who's hungry? I'll fiind us some dinner. -I'll get the fiirewood. 947 00:55:22,326 --> 00:55:26,638 Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! 948 00:55:26,726 --> 00:55:29,115 I don't have any toes! 949 00:55:29,206 --> 00:55:31,436 I think I need a hug. 950 00:55:34,846 --> 00:55:36,996 Mmm. 951 00:55:37,086 --> 00:55:40,874 Mmm. This is good. This is really good. 952 00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:45,156 - What is this? - Uh, weedrat. 953 00:55:45,246 --> 00:55:47,282 Rotisserie style. 954 00:55:47,366 --> 00:55:49,755 No kidding. 955 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,677 Well, this is delicious. 956 00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:53,757 Well, they're also great in stews. 957 00:55:53,846 --> 00:55:57,919 Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. 958 00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:01,396 [ Chuckling ] 959 00:56:01,486 --> 00:56:05,445 [Sighs] lguessl'llbe dining a little differentlytomorrownight. 960 00:56:05,526 --> 00:56:10,395 [ Gulps ] Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. 961 00:56:10,486 --> 00:56:12,556 I'll cook all kinds ofstuff foryou. 962 00:56:12,646 --> 00:56:16,355 Swamp toad soup, fiish eye tartare-- you name it. 963 00:56:16,446 --> 00:56:19,438 [ Chuckles ] I'd like that. 964 00:56:19,526 --> 00:56:22,757 [ Slurps, Laughs ] 965 00:56:26,086 --> 00:56:29,158 See thepyramids along the Nile 966 00:56:29,246 --> 00:56:31,760 Um, Princess? 967 00:56:31,846 --> 00:56:35,919 - Watch thesunrise from a tropic isle - Yes, Shrek? 968 00:56:36,006 --> 00:56:39,681 - I, um, I was wondering. - Just remember, darling allthe while 969 00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:41,916 Are you-- 970 00:56:42,006 --> 00:56:44,474 You belong to me 971 00:56:44,566 --> 00:56:47,239 [ Sighs ] Are you gonna eat that? 972 00:56:51,846 --> 00:56:53,677 [ Chuckles ] 973 00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:57,679 - Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. - Sunset? 974 00:56:57,766 --> 00:57:00,200 Oh, no! I mean, it's late. 975 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:02,083 - I-It's very late. - What? 976 00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:04,964 Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. 977 00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:07,879 - You're afraid ofthe dark, aren't you? - Yes! 978 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:11,800 Yes, that's it. I'm terrifiied. You know, I'd better go inside. 979 00:57:11,886 --> 00:57:15,083 Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid ofthe dark, too, until-- 980 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,805 Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid ofthe dark. 981 00:57:17,886 --> 00:57:20,923 - [ShrekSighs] - Good night. 982 00:57:21,006 --> 00:57:23,918 Good night. 983 00:57:24,006 --> 00:57:26,918 - [ Door Creaks ] - [Donkey] Ohh! 984 00:57:27,006 --> 00:57:29,645 Now I really see what's goin' on here. 985 00:57:29,726 --> 00:57:31,557 Oh, what are you talkin' about? 986 00:57:31,646 --> 00:57:34,285 I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. 987 00:57:34,366 --> 00:57:36,675 I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it. 988 00:57:36,766 --> 00:57:39,485 You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. 989 00:57:39,566 --> 00:57:42,763 Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. 990 00:57:42,846 --> 00:57:45,406 -Just go on in and tell her how you feel. - I-- 991 00:57:45,486 --> 00:57:49,320 There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, 992 00:57:49,406 --> 00:57:51,237 well, you know-- 993 00:57:51,326 --> 00:57:54,682 and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't-- 994 00:57:54,766 --> 00:57:57,075 she's a princess, and I'm-- 995 00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:59,726 An ogre? 996 00:57:59,806 --> 00:58:02,366 Yeah. An ogre. 997 00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:06,325 - Hey, where you goin'? - To get... more fiirewood. 998 00:58:16,286 --> 00:58:18,277 [ Sighs ] 999 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:26,400 Princess? 1000 00:58:26,486 --> 00:58:29,080 Princess Fiona? 1001 00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:35,885 Princess, where are you? 1002 00:58:35,966 --> 00:58:38,400 [Wings Fluttering] 1003 00:58:40,926 --> 00:58:43,315 Princess? 1004 00:58:43,406 --> 00:58:46,204 - [Creaking] - [ Gasps ] 1005 00:58:46,286 --> 00:58:48,925 It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games. 1006 00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:54,918 [ Screams ] 1007 00:58:58,726 --> 00:59:01,035 - Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help! 1008 00:59:01,126 --> 00:59:04,084 - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay. 1009 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,919 - What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess. 1010 00:59:07,006 --> 00:59:09,645 - Aah! - It's me, in this body. 1011 00:59:09,726 --> 00:59:12,160 Oh, my God! You ate the princess! 1012 00:59:12,246 --> 00:59:14,077 - Can you hear me? - Donkey! 1013 00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:16,396 - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out ofthere! - No! 1014 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,841 - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh. 1015 00:59:18,926 --> 00:59:20,678 - Shrek! - This is me. 1016 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,597 [ Muffled Mumbling ] 1017 00:59:25,606 --> 00:59:28,359 Princess? 1018 00:59:28,446 --> 00:59:31,802 What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, 1019 00:59:31,886 --> 00:59:33,717 uh, different. 1020 00:59:33,806 --> 00:59:35,956 - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah! 1021 00:59:36,046 --> 00:59:39,038 Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. 1022 00:59:39,126 --> 00:59:41,560 - You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No. 1023 00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:44,843 I-- I've been this way as long as I can remember. 1024 00:59:44,926 --> 00:59:47,281 What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. 1025 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:50,403 It only happens when the sun goes down. 1026 00:59:51,766 --> 00:59:55,236 ''By night one way, by day another. 1027 00:59:55,326 --> 00:59:57,282 ''This shall be the norm... 1028 00:59:57,366 --> 01:00:00,358 ''until you fiind true love's fiirst kiss... 1029 01:00:00,446 --> 01:00:04,678 and then take love's true form.'' 1030 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:08,156 Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. 1031 01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:10,077 It's a spell. 1032 01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:12,634 [ Sighs ] When I was a little girl, 1033 01:00:12,726 --> 01:00:15,286 a witch cast a spell on me. 1034 01:00:15,366 --> 01:00:17,800 Every night I become this. 1035 01:00:17,886 --> 01:00:21,401 This horrible, ugly beast! 1036 01:00:23,806 --> 01:00:28,641 I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. 1037 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,194 That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow... 1038 01:00:31,286 --> 01:00:34,562 before the sun sets and he sees me... 1039 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:38,599 like this. [ Sobs ] 1040 01:00:38,686 --> 01:00:41,803 All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. 1041 01:00:41,886 --> 01:00:45,879 You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. 1042 01:00:45,966 --> 01:00:48,844 But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7. 1043 01:00:48,926 --> 01:00:52,157 But, Donkey, I'm a princess, 1044 01:00:52,246 --> 01:00:55,682 and this is not how a princess is meant to look. 1045 01:00:55,766 --> 01:00:59,361 Princess, how 'bout ifyou don't marry Farquaad? 1046 01:00:59,446 --> 01:01:01,277 I have to. 1047 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:04,085 Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. 1048 01:01:04,166 --> 01:01:07,556 But, you know, um, you're kind ofan ogre, 1049 01:01:07,646 --> 01:01:10,922 and Shrek-- well, you got a lot in common. 1050 01:01:11,006 --> 01:01:12,439 Shrek? 1051 01:01:12,526 --> 01:01:16,201 Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, fiirst ofall? 1052 01:01:16,286 --> 01:01:18,959 Good? Um, good for me too. 1053 01:01:19,046 --> 01:01:20,877 I'm okay. 1054 01:01:20,966 --> 01:01:25,642 I saw this flower and thought ofyou because it's pretty and-- 1055 01:01:25,726 --> 01:01:29,799 well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. 1056 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:32,958 But I like you anyway. I'd-- uh, uh-- 1057 01:01:33,046 --> 01:01:34,957 [ Sighs ] 1058 01:01:35,046 --> 01:01:38,436 I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go. 1059 01:01:38,526 --> 01:01:40,915 [Fiona] lcan'tjust marry whoeverl want. 1060 01:01:41,006 --> 01:01:43,201 Take agoodlook at me, Donkey. 1061 01:01:43,286 --> 01:01:45,117 lmean, really, 1062 01:01:45,206 --> 01:01:47,766 who couldeverlove a beast so hideousandugly? 1063 01:01:47,846 --> 01:01:50,155 ''Princess'''and ''ugly''' don'tgo together. 1064 01:01:50,246 --> 01:01:52,555 - That's whylcan't stayhere with Shrek. - [ Gasps ] 1065 01:01:52,646 --> 01:01:56,878 Myonlychance to live happily everafteris to marry mytrue love. 1066 01:01:56,966 --> 01:02:00,242 - [ Deep Sigh ] - Don'tyousee, Donkey? 1067 01:02:00,326 --> 01:02:03,477 That'sjust how it has to be. 1068 01:02:03,566 --> 01:02:06,478 lt's the only way to break thespell. 1069 01:02:06,566 --> 01:02:09,205 - You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. - No! 1070 01:02:09,286 --> 01:02:12,084 You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know. 1071 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,202 What's the point of being able to talk ifyou gotta keep secrets? 1072 01:02:14,286 --> 01:02:17,278 Promise you won't tell. Promise! 1073 01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:20,324 All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. 1074 01:02:20,406 --> 01:02:23,284 I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot ofserious therapy. 1075 01:02:23,366 --> 01:02:26,756 - Look at my eye twitchin'. - [DoorOpens] 1076 01:02:45,086 --> 01:02:48,442 [ Snoring ] 1077 01:02:48,526 --> 01:02:52,121 [Fiona] ltellhim, ltellhim not. 1078 01:02:52,566 --> 01:02:56,400 I tell him, I tell him not. 1079 01:02:56,486 --> 01:02:58,317 I tell him. 1080 01:02:58,406 --> 01:03:00,397 Shrek! 1081 01:03:00,486 --> 01:03:02,920 Shrek, there's something I want-- 1082 01:03:03,006 --> 01:03:05,884 [ Snoring ] 1083 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:25,002 Shrek. 1084 01:03:26,366 --> 01:03:28,322 - Are you all right? - Perfect! 1085 01:03:28,406 --> 01:03:30,283 Never been better. 1086 01:03:30,366 --> 01:03:33,517 I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you. 1087 01:03:33,606 --> 01:03:36,040 You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. 1088 01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:38,117 - I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said? 1089 01:03:38,206 --> 01:03:40,037 Every word. 1090 01:03:40,126 --> 01:03:42,196 I thought you'd understand. 1091 01:03:42,286 --> 01:03:44,117 Oh, I understand. 1092 01:03:44,206 --> 01:03:47,642 Like you said, ''Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?'' 1093 01:03:47,726 --> 01:03:50,286 But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. 1094 01:03:50,366 --> 01:03:52,038 Yeah? Well, it does. 1095 01:03:52,126 --> 01:03:54,435 [ Gasps, Sighs ] 1096 01:03:54,526 --> 01:03:56,642 - Ah, right on time. - [Horse Whinnies] 1097 01:03:56,726 --> 01:03:59,479 Princess, I've brought you a little something. 1098 01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:03,639 [Fanfare] 1099 01:04:03,726 --> 01:04:07,241 [ Yawns ] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? 1100 01:04:07,326 --> 01:04:09,840 [ Muffled ] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey. 1101 01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:13,521 Princess Fiona. 1102 01:04:13,606 --> 01:04:16,200 As promised. Now hand it over. 1103 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:20,359 Very well, ogre. The deed toyourswamp, clearedout, asagreed. 1104 01:04:20,446 --> 01:04:24,803 Take it and go before I change my mind. 1105 01:04:24,886 --> 01:04:27,605 Forgive me, Princess, forstartlingyou, 1106 01:04:27,686 --> 01:04:29,517 but you startled me, 1107 01:04:29,606 --> 01:04:33,121 for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. 1108 01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:36,084 I am Lord Farquaad. 1109 01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:39,875 Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. 1110 01:04:39,966 --> 01:04:42,799 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - Forgive me, my lord, for I wasjust saying... 1111 01:04:42,886 --> 01:04:48,119 a short... farewell. 1112 01:04:48,206 --> 01:04:52,643 That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. 1113 01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:54,557 It's not like it has feelings. 1114 01:04:54,646 --> 01:04:58,434 No, you're right. It doesn't. 1115 01:04:58,526 --> 01:05:02,360 Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. 1116 01:05:02,446 --> 01:05:05,324 - I askyour hand in marriage. - [ Gasps ] 1117 01:05:05,406 --> 01:05:10,241 Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? 1118 01:05:13,406 --> 01:05:18,355 Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make-- 1119 01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:21,483 Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! 1120 01:05:21,566 --> 01:05:23,397 No! I mean, uh, 1121 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,761 why wait? 1122 01:05:25,846 --> 01:05:29,521 Let's get married today before the sun sets. 1123 01:05:29,606 --> 01:05:32,200 Oh, anxious, are we? You're right. 1124 01:05:32,286 --> 01:05:36,040 The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! 1125 01:05:36,126 --> 01:05:38,356 There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. 1126 01:05:38,446 --> 01:05:41,324 Captain, round up some guests! 1127 01:05:41,406 --> 01:05:44,000 [ Fiona ] Fare-thee-well, ogre. 1128 01:05:44,086 --> 01:05:46,554 Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away. 1129 01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:49,240 - Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something about heryou don't know. 1130 01:05:49,326 --> 01:05:51,635 Look, I talked to her last night. She's-- 1131 01:05:51,726 --> 01:05:55,605 I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? 1132 01:05:55,686 --> 01:05:59,281 Now, ifyou two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home? 1133 01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:01,243 Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. 1134 01:06:01,326 --> 01:06:04,159 I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. 1135 01:06:04,246 --> 01:06:08,034 I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! 1136 01:06:08,126 --> 01:06:10,117 Understand? Nobody! 1137 01:06:10,206 --> 01:06:14,836 Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! 1138 01:06:14,926 --> 01:06:17,963 - But I thought-- - Yeah. You know what? 1139 01:06:18,046 --> 01:06:20,162 You thought wrong! 1140 01:06:21,846 --> 01:06:23,677 Shrek. 1141 01:06:29,246 --> 01:06:33,080 lheardthere was a secret chord 1142 01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:36,078 That Davidplayed anditpleasedthe Lord 1143 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:40,796 Butyou don't really care formusic, doya 1144 01:06:42,486 --> 01:06:45,683 ltgoes like this the fourth, the fifth 1145 01:06:45,766 --> 01:06:48,200 The minorfall the majorlift 1146 01:06:48,286 --> 01:06:54,634 The baffledking composinghallelujah 1147 01:06:54,726 --> 01:06:57,843 Hallelujah 1148 01:06:57,926 --> 01:07:01,202 Hallelujah 1149 01:07:01,286 --> 01:07:05,040 Hallelujah 1150 01:07:05,126 --> 01:07:09,677 Hallelujah 1151 01:07:11,526 --> 01:07:14,882 Baby, l've been here before 1152 01:07:14,966 --> 01:07:17,958 lknowthis room l've walkedthis floor 1153 01:07:18,046 --> 01:07:22,915 lusedto live alone before lknewyou 1154 01:07:24,566 --> 01:07:27,524 l'veseenyourflag on the marble arch 1155 01:07:27,606 --> 01:07:30,803 But love isnot a victorymarch 1156 01:07:30,886 --> 01:07:35,118 lt'sa cold andit'sa broken hallelujah 1157 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:39,678 Hallelujah 1158 01:07:39,766 --> 01:07:42,758 Hallelujah 1159 01:07:42,846 --> 01:07:45,758 Hallelujah 1160 01:07:45,846 --> 01:07:51,125 Hallelujah 1161 01:07:52,806 --> 01:07:56,481 Andalllever learnedfrom love 1162 01:07:56,566 --> 01:07:58,841 lshowto shoot atsomeone 1163 01:07:58,926 --> 01:08:01,394 - Who outdrewyou - [Moaning] 1164 01:08:01,486 --> 01:08:05,035 Andit'snot a cry you can hearat night 1165 01:08:05,126 --> 01:08:08,038 lt'snotsomebody who'sseen the light 1166 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:14,884 - lt'sa cold andit'sa broken hallelujah - [ Moaning ] 1167 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,639 Hallelujah 1168 01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:20,843 Hallelujah 1169 01:08:20,926 --> 01:08:24,043 Hallelujah 1170 01:08:24,126 --> 01:08:30,440 Hallelujah 1171 01:08:33,886 --> 01:08:36,764 [Thumping Sound] 1172 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:40,317 Donkey? 1173 01:08:40,406 --> 01:08:42,522 - [ Grunts ] - What are you doing? 1174 01:08:42,606 --> 01:08:45,439 I would think, ofall people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. 1175 01:08:45,526 --> 01:08:47,357 Well, yeah. 1176 01:08:47,446 --> 01:08:50,677 But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. 1177 01:08:50,766 --> 01:08:53,439 It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half. 1178 01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:55,994 Oh! Your half. Hmm. 1179 01:08:56,086 --> 01:08:58,520 Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. 1180 01:08:58,606 --> 01:09:00,756 I did halfthe work, I get halfthe booty. 1181 01:09:00,846 --> 01:09:04,043 Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. 1182 01:09:04,126 --> 01:09:06,356 - Back off! - No, you back off. 1183 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,357 - This is my swamp! - Our swamp. 1184 01:09:08,446 --> 01:09:10,277 - Let go, Donkey! - You let go. 1185 01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:12,243 - Stubborn jackass! - Smelly ogre. 1186 01:09:12,326 --> 01:09:14,442 Fine! 1187 01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:17,723 - Hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. - Well, I'm through with you. 1188 01:09:17,806 --> 01:09:20,923 Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, ''Me, me, me!'' 1189 01:09:21,006 --> 01:09:23,474 Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! 1190 01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:25,602 So you just shut up and pay attention! 1191 01:09:25,686 --> 01:09:27,563 You are mean to me. 1192 01:09:27,646 --> 01:09:30,035 You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! 1193 01:09:30,126 --> 01:09:33,084 You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. 1194 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:36,841 Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? 1195 01:09:36,926 --> 01:09:39,998 Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! 1196 01:09:40,086 --> 01:09:43,158 Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. 1197 01:09:43,246 --> 01:09:47,285 I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back! 1198 01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:52,565 Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid ofyour own feelings. 1199 01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:55,956 - Go away! - There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. 1200 01:09:56,046 --> 01:09:58,514 All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. 1201 01:09:58,606 --> 01:10:02,565 Love me? Shesaidl was ugly, a hideous creature. 1202 01:10:02,646 --> 01:10:04,477 lheardthe two ofyou talking. 1203 01:10:04,566 --> 01:10:06,397 She wasn't talkin' about you. 1204 01:10:06,486 --> 01:10:08,716 She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else. 1205 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,475 She wasn't talking about me? 1206 01:10:13,566 --> 01:10:15,761 Well, then who was she talking about? 1207 01:10:15,846 --> 01:10:18,440 Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. 1208 01:10:18,526 --> 01:10:20,721 - Right? Right? - Donkey! 1209 01:10:20,806 --> 01:10:23,240 - No! - Okay, look. 1210 01:10:23,326 --> 01:10:25,157 I'm sorry, all right? 1211 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:28,557 Hmph. 1212 01:10:29,846 --> 01:10:33,316 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. 1213 01:10:33,406 --> 01:10:37,479 I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 1214 01:10:38,646 --> 01:10:40,523 Can you forgive me? 1215 01:10:42,646 --> 01:10:44,477 Hey, that's what friends are for, right? 1216 01:10:44,566 --> 01:10:47,126 Right. Friends? 1217 01:10:47,206 --> 01:10:49,037 Friends. 1218 01:10:49,126 --> 01:10:51,959 So, um, 1219 01:10:52,046 --> 01:10:54,196 what did Fiona say about me? 1220 01:10:54,286 --> 01:10:57,278 What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her? 1221 01:10:57,366 --> 01:11:00,244 The wedding! We'll never make it in time. 1222 01:11:00,326 --> 01:11:03,398 Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way, 1223 01:11:03,486 --> 01:11:05,522 and I have a way. [ Whistles ] 1224 01:11:09,726 --> 01:11:12,081 - Donkey? - [ Donkey Laughing ] 1225 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:14,441 lguess it'sjust myanimalmagnetism. 1226 01:11:14,526 --> 01:11:17,563 [ Laughing ] Aw, come here, you. 1227 01:11:17,646 --> 01:11:20,319 All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. 1228 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,840 All right, hop on and hold on tight. 1229 01:11:22,926 --> 01:11:26,282 I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. 1230 01:11:32,446 --> 01:11:34,835 [ Donkey Laughing ] Whoo! 1231 01:11:47,806 --> 01:11:51,515 [Bells Tolling] 1232 01:11:54,526 --> 01:11:56,562 [ All Gasping ] 1233 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:59,080 People of DuLoc, 1234 01:11:59,166 --> 01:12:01,726 we gather here today... 1235 01:12:01,806 --> 01:12:03,762 to bear witness... 1236 01:12:03,846 --> 01:12:05,677 - to the union... - Um-- 1237 01:12:05,766 --> 01:12:08,121 - ofour new king-- - Excuse me. 1238 01:12:08,206 --> 01:12:10,766 - Could wejust skip ahead to the ''I do's''? - [ Chuckling ] 1239 01:12:10,846 --> 01:12:12,677 Go on. 1240 01:12:17,526 --> 01:12:20,996 Go ahead, have some fun. Ifwe need you, I'll whistle. How about that? 1241 01:12:23,526 --> 01:12:25,357 Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! 1242 01:12:25,446 --> 01:12:28,006 - You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about? 1243 01:12:28,086 --> 01:12:29,917 There's a line you gotta wait for. 1244 01:12:30,006 --> 01:12:32,395 The preacher's gonna say, ''Speak now or forever hold your peace.'' 1245 01:12:32,486 --> 01:12:36,081 - That's when you say, ''I object!'' - I don't have time for this! 1246 01:12:36,166 --> 01:12:37,804 Wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! 1247 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:39,717 - Look, you love this woman, don't you? - Yes. 1248 01:12:39,806 --> 01:12:41,034 - You wanna hold her? - Yes. 1249 01:12:41,126 --> 01:12:43,242 - Please her? - Yes! 1250 01:12:43,326 --> 01:12:45,840 Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness 1251 01:12:45,926 --> 01:12:48,565 - The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out. 1252 01:12:48,646 --> 01:12:52,116 - When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out. 1253 01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:55,243 - [ Donkey Grunting ] - And so, by the power vested in me, 1254 01:12:55,326 --> 01:12:58,443 - [Shrek] What doyousee? - The whole town's in there. 1255 01:12:58,526 --> 01:13:01,518 - lnowpronounceyou husbandand wife, - They're at the altar. 1256 01:13:01,606 --> 01:13:04,040 - kingandqueen. - Mother Fletcher! He already said it. 1257 01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:06,640 - Oh, for the love of Pete! - [ Grunts ] 1258 01:13:07,846 --> 01:13:09,802 I object! 1259 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,877 - Shrek? - [ Gasps ] 1260 01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:13,797 Oh, now what does he want? 1261 01:13:13,886 --> 01:13:17,162 [ Crowd Clamouring ] 1262 01:13:17,246 --> 01:13:20,158 Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? 1263 01:13:20,246 --> 01:13:22,362 I love DuLoc, fiirst ofall. 1264 01:13:22,446 --> 01:13:24,835 - Very clean. - What are you doing here? 1265 01:13:24,926 --> 01:13:27,724 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, 1266 01:13:27,806 --> 01:13:31,003 -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona! 1267 01:13:31,086 --> 01:13:33,964 - I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you wanna talk? 1268 01:13:34,046 --> 01:13:36,879 It's a little late for that, so ifyou'll excuse me-- 1269 01:13:36,966 --> 01:13:39,241 - But you can't marry him. - And why not? 1270 01:13:39,326 --> 01:13:43,035 Because-- Because he'sjust marrying you so he can be king. 1271 01:13:43,126 --> 01:13:45,401 Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. 1272 01:13:45,486 --> 01:13:48,956 - He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love? 1273 01:13:49,046 --> 01:13:51,321 Well, I-- Uh-- 1274 01:13:51,406 --> 01:13:54,637 - lmean-- - Oh, this isprecious. 1275 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:59,197 [ Chuckling ] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! 1276 01:13:59,286 --> 01:14:01,436 - Oh, goodLord. - [CrowdLaughing] 1277 01:14:01,526 --> 01:14:03,357 An ogre andaprincess! 1278 01:14:03,446 --> 01:14:06,563 [Laughing Continues] 1279 01:14:08,766 --> 01:14:11,155 Shrek, is this true? 1280 01:14:12,526 --> 01:14:14,960 Who cares? lt'spreposterous! 1281 01:14:15,046 --> 01:14:18,516 Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our ''happily ever after.'' 1282 01:14:18,606 --> 01:14:21,074 Now kiss me! Mmmm! 1283 01:14:25,006 --> 01:14:28,203 ''Bynight one way, by dayanother. ''' 1284 01:14:30,046 --> 01:14:32,685 I wanted to show you before. 1285 01:14:50,806 --> 01:14:54,242 - [ Whimpers ] - [CrowdGasping] 1286 01:14:54,326 --> 01:14:56,760 Well, uh, 1287 01:14:56,846 --> 01:14:58,757 that explains a lot. 1288 01:14:58,846 --> 01:15:02,361 [Farquaad] Ugh! lt's disgusting! 1289 01:15:02,446 --> 01:15:04,402 Guards! Guards! 1290 01:15:04,486 --> 01:15:07,523 lorderyou toget that out ofmysight now! Get them! 1291 01:15:07,606 --> 01:15:10,279 - Get them both! - No, no! 1292 01:15:10,366 --> 01:15:13,961 Thishocus-pocusaltersnothing. Thismarriage isbinding, andthat makesme king! 1293 01:15:14,046 --> 01:15:16,241 - See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek! 1294 01:15:16,326 --> 01:15:17,964 - No! - [Farquaad] Don'tjust standthere, you morons. 1295 01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:20,480 Get out of my way! Fiona! 1296 01:15:23,046 --> 01:15:25,435 Arrgh! 1297 01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:28,404 l'llmakeyou regret the day we met. l'llseeyou drawn andquartered! 1298 01:15:28,486 --> 01:15:31,284 - You'll beg for death to save you! - No! Shrek! 1299 01:15:31,366 --> 01:15:34,722 - And as foryou, my wife, - Fiona! 1300 01:15:34,806 --> 01:15:37,366 I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest ofyour days! 1301 01:15:37,446 --> 01:15:39,198 - lam king! - [ Whistles ] 1302 01:15:39,286 --> 01:15:42,915 I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have-- 1303 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:47,078 Aaah! 1304 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:49,805 - Aah! - All right. Nobody move. 1305 01:15:49,886 --> 01:15:51,877 I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. 1306 01:15:51,966 --> 01:15:54,480 - [Dragon Roars] - I'm a donkey on the edge! 1307 01:15:55,846 --> 01:15:58,883 - [ Belches ] - [DonkeyLaughs] 1308 01:15:58,966 --> 01:16:01,275 Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? 1309 01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:03,277 [ Cheering ] 1310 01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:05,118 Go ahead, Shrek. 1311 01:16:06,446 --> 01:16:08,641 Uh, Fiona? 1312 01:16:09,726 --> 01:16:11,842 Yes, Shrek? 1313 01:16:11,926 --> 01:16:15,805 I-- I love you. 1314 01:16:15,886 --> 01:16:18,036 Really? 1315 01:16:19,086 --> 01:16:21,964 Really, really. 1316 01:16:22,046 --> 01:16:23,877 I love you too. 1317 01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,718 [ All ] Aawww! 1318 01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:35,683 [Fiona's Voice] ''Untilyou findtrue love's first kiss... 1319 01:16:35,766 --> 01:16:38,917 [Echoing] andthen take love's true form. ''' 1320 01:17:01,526 --> 01:17:04,324 [Echoing Continues] ''Take love's true form. Take love's true form. ''' 1321 01:17:10,246 --> 01:17:12,635 Fiona? 1322 01:17:15,046 --> 01:17:17,514 Fiona. 1323 01:17:17,606 --> 01:17:20,040 Are you all right? 1324 01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:21,957 Well, yes. 1325 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:25,163 But I don't understand. 1326 01:17:25,246 --> 01:17:27,282 I'm supposed to be beautiful. 1327 01:17:29,886 --> 01:17:32,036 But you are beautiful. 1328 01:17:32,126 --> 01:17:34,242 [ Chuckles ] 1329 01:17:34,486 --> 01:17:36,841 I was hoping this would be a happy ending. 1330 01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:44,718 lthought love was onlytrue in fairytales 1331 01:17:44,806 --> 01:17:46,205 [ All ] Oy! 1332 01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:49,835 Meant forsomeone else but not forme 1333 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:54,999 Love was out toget me 1334 01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,759 That's the way itseemed 1335 01:17:57,846 --> 01:18:02,124 Disappointment hauntedallmy dreams 1336 01:18:02,206 --> 01:18:05,357 Andthen lsawherface 1337 01:18:05,446 --> 01:18:08,119 Nowl'm a believer 1338 01:18:08,206 --> 01:18:10,640 Andnot a trace 1339 01:18:10,726 --> 01:18:13,365 Ofdoubt in mymind 1340 01:18:13,446 --> 01:18:17,325 - l'm in love - Ooh-ahh 1341 01:18:17,406 --> 01:18:19,761 l'm a believer lcouldn 't leave her 1342 01:18:19,846 --> 01:18:21,962 lfltried 1343 01:18:22,046 --> 01:18:25,925 God bless us, every one. 1344 01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:29,396 Come on,y'all! Then lsawherface Ha-ha! 1345 01:18:29,486 --> 01:18:32,478 Now I'm a believer Listen! 1346 01:18:32,566 --> 01:18:35,239 Not a trace 1347 01:18:35,326 --> 01:18:37,999 Ofdoubt in mymind 1348 01:18:38,086 --> 01:18:41,203 I'm in love Ooh-ahh 1349 01:18:41,286 --> 01:18:45,359 I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried 1350 01:18:45,446 --> 01:18:48,199 - Ooh! - Uh! 1351 01:18:48,286 --> 01:18:50,754 Then I saw her face 1352 01:18:50,846 --> 01:18:53,679 Now I'm a believer Hey! 1353 01:18:53,766 --> 01:18:56,439 Not a trace Uhh! Yeah. 1354 01:18:56,526 --> 01:18:59,643 Ofdoubt in mymind One more time! 1355 01:18:59,726 --> 01:19:04,083 I'm in love I'm a believer 1356 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:05,918 Come on! 1357 01:19:06,006 --> 01:19:07,837 I believe, I believe I believe, I believe 1358 01:19:07,926 --> 01:19:10,486 I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey 1359 01:19:10,566 --> 01:19:13,034 Y'allsing it with me! l 1360 01:19:13,126 --> 01:19:14,718 Believe 1361 01:19:14,806 --> 01:19:17,639 I believe People in the back! 1362 01:19:17,726 --> 01:19:20,524 - I believe - l'm a believer 1363 01:19:20,606 --> 01:19:23,439 lbelieve 1364 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:26,279 lbelieve 1365 01:19:26,366 --> 01:19:30,598 lbelieve 1366 01:19:30,686 --> 01:19:32,836 [ Hysterical Laughing ] 1367 01:19:32,926 --> 01:19:35,076 Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. 1368 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:37,680 lcan't breathe. lcan't breathe. 1369 01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:40,761 lbelieve in self-assertion 1370 01:19:40,846 --> 01:19:42,916 Destinyor a slight diversion 1371 01:19:43,006 --> 01:19:47,124 Nowitseems l'vegot myheadon straight 1372 01:19:47,206 --> 01:19:49,242 l'm a freak an apparition 1373 01:19:49,326 --> 01:19:51,362 Seemsl've made the right decision 1374 01:19:51,446 --> 01:19:54,916 To tryto turn backnow it might be too late 1375 01:19:55,006 --> 01:19:59,158 - l want to stayhome today - Don't wannago out 1376 01:19:59,246 --> 01:20:03,398 - lfanyone comes toplay - Gonnaget thrown out 1377 01:20:03,486 --> 01:20:07,638 - l wanna stayhome today - Don't want no company 1378 01:20:07,726 --> 01:20:10,081 No way 1379 01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:12,726 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1380 01:20:12,806 --> 01:20:14,922 l wanna be a millionaire someday 1381 01:20:15,006 --> 01:20:17,076 But know what it feels like togive it away 1382 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:20,442 Watch me march to the beat ofmyown drum 1383 01:20:20,526 --> 01:20:22,994 Andit's offto the moon andthen backagain 1384 01:20:23,086 --> 01:20:25,077 Same oldday Samesituation 1385 01:20:25,166 --> 01:20:29,159 Myhappiness rearsback asifto say 1386 01:20:29,246 --> 01:20:33,364 - l wanna stayhome today - Don't wannago out 1387 01:20:33,446 --> 01:20:37,644 - lfanyone comes my way - Gonnaget thrown out 1388 01:20:37,726 --> 01:20:41,958 - l wanna stayhome today - Don't want no company 1389 01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:44,401 No way 1390 01:20:44,486 --> 01:20:47,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1391 01:20:50,686 --> 01:20:55,316 l wanna stayhome stayhome, stayhome 1392 01:20:55,406 --> 01:21:00,241 - l wanna stayhome today - Don't wannago out 1393 01:21:00,326 --> 01:21:04,444 - lfanyone comes toplay - Gonnaget thrown out 1394 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,245 l wanna stayhome today 1395 01:21:07,326 --> 01:21:11,160 Don't want no company No way 1396 01:21:11,246 --> 01:21:13,965 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1397 01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:30,994 lgetsuch a thrill whenyou lookin my eyes 1398 01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:35,079 Myheartskipsa beat Girl, lfeelso alive 1399 01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:38,761 Please tellme, baby ifallthis is true 1400 01:21:38,846 --> 01:21:42,759 'Cause deep down inside alll wanted wasyou 1401 01:21:42,846 --> 01:21:46,600 Oh-oh-oh Makesme wanna dance 1402 01:21:46,686 --> 01:21:50,395 Oh-oh-oh lt'sa newromance 1403 01:21:50,486 --> 01:21:54,274 Oh-oh-oh llookintoyoureyes 1404 01:21:54,366 --> 01:21:58,075 Oh-oh-oh The bestyears ofourlives 1405 01:21:58,166 --> 01:22:01,795 When we first met lcouldhardlybelieve 1406 01:22:01,886 --> 01:22:05,674 The things that wouldhappen and we couldachieve 1407 01:22:05,766 --> 01:22:09,315 So let'sbe together forallofourtime 1408 01:22:09,406 --> 01:22:13,115 Oh, girl, l'm so thankful thatyou arestillmine 1409 01:22:13,206 --> 01:22:15,197 You always considerme like an ugly duckling 1410 01:22:15,286 --> 01:22:17,641 Andtreat me like a Nostradamus was whylhadtoget myshine on 1411 01:22:17,726 --> 01:22:19,682 lbreaka littlesomething to keep mymindon 1412 01:22:19,766 --> 01:22:22,075 'Causeyou hadmymindgone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh 1413 01:22:22,166 --> 01:22:24,885 Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let'sjust rewindthesong 1414 01:22:24,966 --> 01:22:27,002 'Cause alll want to do is make the restyears the bestyears 1415 01:22:27,086 --> 01:22:28,997 Allnight long 1416 01:22:29,086 --> 01:22:32,635 - Oh-oh-oh, makesme wanna dance - Makesme wanna dance 1417 01:22:32,726 --> 01:22:36,480 - Oh-oh-oh, it'sa newromance - lt'sa newromance 1418 01:22:36,566 --> 01:22:39,603 - Oh-oh-oh, llookintoyoureyes - Oh, yeah, yeah 1419 01:22:39,686 --> 01:22:42,246 - Lookintoyoureyes - Oh-oh-oh 1420 01:22:42,326 --> 01:22:44,362 - The bestyears ofourlives - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1421 01:22:44,446 --> 01:22:47,995 - Oh-oh-oh, makesme wanna dance - Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah 1422 01:22:48,086 --> 01:22:51,840 Oh-oh-oh lt'sa newromance 1423 01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:55,714 - Oh-oh-oh, llookintoyoureyes - Lookintoyoureyes, yeah 1424 01:22:55,806 --> 01:23:00,243 Oh-oh-oh The bestyears ofourlives 1425 01:23:00,326 --> 01:23:03,045 Everything looksbright 1426 01:23:03,126 --> 01:23:05,276 Standing inyourlight 1427 01:23:05,366 --> 01:23:07,596 Everything feels right 1428 01:23:07,686 --> 01:23:10,644 What's left is out ofsight 1429 01:23:10,726 --> 01:23:15,117 What'sagirlto do l'm tellingyou You're on mymind 1430 01:23:15,206 --> 01:23:17,674 l wanna be withyou 1431 01:23:17,766 --> 01:23:19,961 'Cause whenyou're standin'next to me 1432 01:23:20,046 --> 01:23:21,877 lt's like wow 1433 01:23:21,966 --> 01:23:24,958 Andallyourkisses seem to set me free 1434 01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,798 lt's like wow 1435 01:23:26,886 --> 01:23:30,083 And when we touch it'ssuch a rush lcan'tget enough 1436 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:32,726 lt's like-- lt's like Ooh-ooh 1437 01:23:32,806 --> 01:23:35,240 Hey, what 1438 01:23:35,326 --> 01:23:38,477 lt's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey 1439 01:23:38,566 --> 01:23:41,683 Hey, yeah lt's like wow 1440 01:23:41,766 --> 01:23:45,236 Everything is looking right now, right now 1441 01:23:45,326 --> 01:23:48,398 - lt's like wow - Andlgot this feeling 1442 01:23:48,486 --> 01:23:51,239 This feeling it'sjust like wow 1443 01:23:51,326 --> 01:23:53,476 lt'sjust like wow 1444 01:23:53,566 --> 01:23:55,443 - You are alll'm thinking of. - Like wow 1445 01:23:55,526 --> 01:23:59,724 Everything feels right Everything feels right 1446 01:23:59,806 --> 01:24:02,115 - Like wow - Everything looksbright 1447 01:24:02,206 --> 01:24:04,674 Allmysensesare right. 1448 01:24:04,766 --> 01:24:07,041 - Like wow - Everything feels right 1449 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:10,323 Baby, baby, baby the wayl'm feelingyou 1450 01:24:10,406 --> 01:24:12,237 ls like wow 1451 01:24:12,326 --> 01:24:15,124 [lnstrumental] 1452 01:24:32,006 --> 01:24:35,396 There issomething that lsee 1453 01:24:35,486 --> 01:24:38,762 ln the way you lookat me 1454 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:42,122 There'sa smile There'sa truth 1455 01:24:42,206 --> 01:24:45,482 lnyoureyes 1456 01:24:45,566 --> 01:24:48,763 What an unexpected way 1457 01:24:48,846 --> 01:24:52,077 On this unexpectedday 1458 01:24:52,166 --> 01:24:53,997 Couldit be 1459 01:24:54,086 --> 01:24:58,796 This is where lbelong 1460 01:24:58,886 --> 01:25:02,117 lt isyou lhave loved 1461 01:25:02,206 --> 01:25:05,084 Allalong 1462 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:08,715 There'sno more mystery 1463 01:25:08,806 --> 01:25:12,116 lt is finallyclearto me 1464 01:25:12,206 --> 01:25:15,721 You're the home myheart'ssearchedfor 1465 01:25:15,806 --> 01:25:18,684 So long 1466 01:25:18,766 --> 01:25:22,202 lt isyou lhave loved 1467 01:25:22,286 --> 01:25:26,040 Allalong 1468 01:25:52,126 --> 01:25:55,801 Whoa, overandover 1469 01:25:55,886 --> 01:26:00,755 l'm filled with emotion 1470 01:26:00,846 --> 01:26:03,679 Asllook 1471 01:26:03,766 --> 01:26:08,203 lntoyourperfect face